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2007

20

Sep

I am – Beyonce Leaving a Party With Her Tits of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Beyonce out partying. I can only assume she is drinking away the pain that she has because her boyfriend Jay Z pretty much owns and created Rihanna and Rihanna is more popular and better looking than Beyonce. It’s one of those common stories of the dude trading his girl in for a newer model because he started with her when she was at her peak, when everyone wanted a piece of her and she found stability that kinda made her and her career fall apart because she was probably finding more happiness in him than in her singing. She had already achieved everything there was to achieve in music and she was in movies and shit but the one thing she never had was a normal relationship….so as she fell apart, he went to the drawing boards and pulled this poor chick from Barbados out of nowhere and brought her to the top. No matter how much money Beyonce has, no matter how confident she is, she and everyone else knows the reality of what’s going on and it’s all about the fresher pussy….

I remember trying to replace my wife with fresher, hotter pussy, but realized that I have pretty much no game, no money and I am kinda accustomed to the disgusting lifestyle I live. I feel like cleaning up my act, getting in shape, getting a haircut and clean clothes after getting a job is all a waste of my time because in the end I won’t be able to get hard and I kinda like hating my wife and being disgusted by my wife, it gives me something to write about. If I was fucking some hot number that I seduced, I probably wouldn’t update the site, I’d just be watching her as much as I could and that wouldn’t be fair to you. So unlike Jay-Z, I don’t give up on people for self-interest….and like Beyonce, I drink my pain away….


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2007

19

Sep

I am – Oscar De La Hoya Cross Dressing of the Day

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These are some pretty gay fucking pictures, probably the gayest pictures I have ever posted. I am not saying that De La Hoya is gay because he wears women’s underwear and some sexy fishnet outfit with heels, something you’ve probably jerked off to girls wearing in pictures all the time. You may have never seen it in real life, because girls don’t get sexy for you, if you are even lucky enough to convince one to bang you, she’s probably doing the bare fucking minimum either because of the shame or because the roofies made her lazy. Point being, that just because a dude gets off to wearing women’s clothes doesn’t mean he takes it in the ass, it’s just a pretty good sign that he probably does…and if he did take it up the ass, this shit would probably make a lot more sense to us. I know that I have an easier time accepting fags doing fag things than straight guys doing fag things.

So I guess it is safe to say that De La Hoya probably won all the boxing matches in his career because shit turned him on. You know animalistic beating down of men is probably the most homosexual thing out there, because fags are into men and men are into beating each other up so being a fag who beats men up is probably some crazy foreplay, a lot like a straight guy getting off to going down on a girl.

The only other explanation I have for this is that he’s been punched in his head a few too many times and feels like the only way to show his feminine side is to actually wear women’s clothes, you know showing the world there is more to him that a good fighter. Or maybe he was a good fighter because he was repressing shit all these years and took out the fact that he banged chicks when all he really wanted was balls on his opponents.

I knew a whore who used to deal with very rich powerful dudes, I am talking Doctors, Lawyers, Politicians, Business Men, and they would all ask her to be the dominant because all day, everyday, they are the boss and they are telling people what to do, so having a rich dude on all fours with a leash on and a dildo in his ass was common for her. Maybe De La Hoya’s one of those people….

Either way, I don’t get it and these pictures should have never been allowed to be taken. The world doesn’t need to see anyone like this even if it is some elaborate plan of coming out to your wife and family without actually having to tell them to their faces that you’re a ‘mo. Shit’s massively embarrassing and I would be embarrassed for this fucker if I actually gave a shit. Instead I’ll just laugh at the pics with the rest of the world. I just hope you know realize how gay boxing is everytime you’re sitting in a room filled with men watching topless men beat the fuck out of each other.


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2007

18

Sep

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2007

12

Sep

I am – Kim Kardashian and Jenna Jameson Do the Heatherette Show of the Day

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I never understood Heatherette, they are some kind of drugged up club kid tranny shit that all these celebrity bitches fell in love with and bought into and now they are making more money than anyone you know being all drugged up tranny club kid outrageousness. Either way, Kim Kardashian and Jenna Jameson were some of the “stars” and I used that term loosely, more loose than both of their porned up twats, who modeled for their fashion show.

I fucking hate porn bitches but I guess there’s something nice about seeing a successful mainstream pornstar and an unsuccessful amateur pornstar hanging out. It’s like seeing the Big Brothers of America teaching some homeless poor kid how to play baseball. I know they are both sluts and that they both put out for money like the street trash drug addicts I used to pay to fuck and they let the people doing them film them like it’s not a big deal which is amazing because trying to convince girls over the years to let me bust out my polaroid never really worked out for me. The best I got was a picture of one of them sleeping with part of her tit hanging out, but I even got busted for that and she destroyed it. So as I suck at life, these girls who seemingly suck at life too, also suck dick on camera and hang out at fashion shows together.

I can only assume that Jenna got casted in the part because bitch looks like a fucking tranny, and apparently Heatherette is into trannies. I love how fucking serious she’s taking this gig like it’s a fucking academy award performance or her first big break onto the fashion model scene because no matter what she does or how she does it, I will always know that she’s nothing but a broken down girl with daddy issues, who used her cunt to get ahead…a cunt that looks like she may soon be turning into a cock. Porn Bitches are trash. I’d rather see everyday girls get fucked any day. That’s the end of that.


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2007

10

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know what’s wrong with me today, I am having trouble posting for some reason, either my computer fucks up, I get distracted by having to do errands for my wife, I leave my house and end up talking to homeless dudes for hour upon hours about how they became homeless, I get stuck watching porn for hours upon hours or I just end up passing out in random places waking up not knowing here I am but covered in pizza that I can only assume was thrown on me, but have no idea whether I did it to myself because I don’t remember the last 6 hours…but I am serious when I say I have great stories to tell…

Like today, I saw an old lady hustling an old man or his cock. They didn’t know each other and were both in their 80s, he was walking his dog and she was asking questions about his dog and how often he takes it on walks and shit…he was saying how he doesn’t do it that often because of his hip replacement and ever since his wife died he hasn’t really been up to much, where she threw out that he husband died 5 years earlier and that it’s lonely, after about 30 minutes of this they walked away holding hands, because they knew time wasn’t on their side and if they wanted some action, they had to do it now or probably never. So that may give you virgin loser hope that you’ll have game if you outlive every fucking dude in your age group and all the bitches will be knocking down your door out of necessity, but it’s still hope and it’s still a very beautiful thing….

I was planning on doing stepLINKS yesterday but got distracted, it happens, so there are a ton of links today, but you’ll click on them because they are all hand picked by me which means they are fucking amazing…..

Paris Hilton and 50 Cent Together at Last…Hopefully Someone WIll Shoot Her 20 Times Too…
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The Plastic Surgery Game…
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Here are the Sexy Girls of DOA gallery
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Some Slut Named Lana Fink Half Naked Video
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Some Chick Shakes Her Ass Like a Fucking Mad Woman on Webcam in Shorts
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Tommy Lee Grabbing the Shit Out Of Pam Anderson’s TIts
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Some Slut Named Mercedes Terrell Livin’ The Good Life Half Naked
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A Whole Lot of Rihanna Looking Like a Slut at the VMAs…The Reason Justin Took Her Home and Fucked the Barabados Out of Her or so They Say
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Paris Hilton Wants a Baby Spoof…
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The Spiced Up Girls wanna be your lovers
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Some Chick Showing Off Her Awesome Ass Video
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A Whole Lot of VMA Pictures of Sluts at the VMAs
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VMAs = Very Mundane Awards Pictures and Shit Because You Care
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Some Slut Named Kate Walsh in a Bikini
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Tokyo Dance Trooper
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Anita Dark Gallery
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Megan Fox at the VMAs
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Crazy Streaker evades security during a game
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Victoria Beckham is Still a Pussy I Want to Taste.
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Drew Barrymore
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Two Girls Talking About Their First Lesbian Experience
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Salma Hayek vs Penelope Cruz
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Amy Weber is topless and getting a massage
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Guess the Celebrity Plastic Surgery
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Rihanna went home with Justin Timberlake last night
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Salesmen has huge Wood
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Anne’s strip party
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The paparazzi’s dream!
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More Britney ass flash
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Prank Wars!!! This is amazing
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Sharon Osbourne hates Courtney Love and Madonna. I hate Sharon Osbourne
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This is what happens when you hire strippers to be cheerleaders
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Penny Cruz Topless on the Beach
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Teenage Rapper Lil Momma helps promote pedophile fantasies
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Paris Hilton looking 40 years old at the VMAs
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Girl Fight!! Video To Jerk OFf To….
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Chris Angel Denies he’s dating Britney yet again
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Charlize Theron lookin fine
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Kanye West is a crybaby
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These two ugly kind of celebs are having a baby
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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International babe of the day
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Has Lindsay always been drunk?
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Tim Burton is a homo, but Johnny Depp is alright, so check out Sweeney Todd
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All the great thing I have learned I learned from Porn
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The Dad Dance
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Naked girls from Brazil that make me wish I wasn’t ugly…and fat…and drunk
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Petra Nemcova hotness
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Christina Aguilera pregnant boobs
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Homemade Explosions Vidoe
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More Tommy Lee and Kid Rock’s Gay MTV Fight Because Kid Rock is a Pussy and is Fighting Over Pam Anderson…I didn’t think guys fought over trash like that…they just fucked it communally.
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Some Dude Fucks With Some Nigerian Spammer and It’s Funny
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Ex-Meth Addict Knocks His Friend Out
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Ex-Meth Addict Makes Out With Fat Chick
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When a Girl Has a Tan Line Like This… You know she’s a good girl…
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The You Can’t Dance VIdeo
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Some Young Girls Take Some Topless Pics of themselves
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Some Hot Chick Showing Off Her Camel Toe and Hot Body for the Camera
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Some Photobucket Nudity
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More Photobucket Vagina Action
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More Photobucket Nudity
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Even More Photobucket Nudity
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Some Loser Wiggers Pictures of Girls He’s Convinced to Get Naked
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Some Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Photobucket Action…
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Some Dude Hacked a Girl in His Classes Photobucket and Found These Pics…SLut
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Download Kanye West’s New Album – Graduation
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The College Chick Who Was Kicked Off the Plane’s Panty Shot on the Today Show
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Some Celeb Named Terrence Howard Only Bangs Chicks in the Ass
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Youtube Vagina Video
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More Youtube Vagina
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Even More Youtube Vagina
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The Best Youtube Vagina Video
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Lookin Good Sweetheart – Youtube Vagina Video
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A Britney Spears Spoof Drawing For You
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Johnny Cash’s Last Public Performance Because I Am A Fan…
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Kid Rock and Tommy Lee Fight VIdeo
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Some Band’s Video Featuring Pornstars
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Some Amateur Porn Video Downloads
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Robert DeNiro for NYC
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Some Hacked Photos of Some Chick…Naked…
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Some Pictures from a Japanese Porn Shop
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Find Pussy in Your Hometown Loser
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Use This Spray to Get That Pussy to Actually Put Out…Loser
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2007

06

Sep

I am – Vanessa Hudgens Nude Pictures of the Day

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I just woke up. It is 3:15. I am a fucking bum and will never get ahead…Good thing I realized this a long fucking time ago. Reality is I got fucking drunk last night and recovery time is a lot longer than it used to be.

A while ago, I read Vanessa Hudgens from Highschool Musical had some racy pics hit the net that she took for her lame fucking boyfriend who is a fucking fag or a fag that a PR team is keeping in the closet, like these pictures are porn that a PR team is releasing to make bitch more famous.

The thought of all this makes me want to go to the local ice cream shop and watch teens in their high school uniform eating soft serve.

Here are the nudes – I don’t know how legit they are. But I do know she’s got bush and a woman with bush is a woman for me. I spent most of my night making bets with some asshole I was with as to whether the girls in the bar had bush or not, and if so how it was styled, but when we had to go up and ask to see how close we were to being right, we usually got ignored….I always figured the cast of highschool musical would be bald, I guess if she was in the bar last night, I woulda lost on that one…but if she was in the bar I was in…I probably could have just paid her 5 dollars to show me. I like to stick to classy joints.

UPDATE – HAD TO TAKE THE PICS DOWN CUZ OF HER LAWYERS…..FUCKING CUNT….

Here are some pictures of Vanessa Hudgens at the High School Musical 2 premiere in Australia because this shit is taking over the world like AIDS..


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2007

30

Aug

I am – Audrina Partridge from the Hills in her Bikini of the Day

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I have never watched The Hills, mainly because I have a penis…and because I am not a 13 year old girl or some kind of homosexual, even though homosexuals seem to be popping up everywhere. It’s like it’s really cool to be gay or someshit. When I was younger, faggots would stay in the closet for fear of people hating them or bashing them, so they’d get married have kids be miserable through the 90s, sneak out on “business trips” and brokeback mountain camping trips, give their wife AIDS then by the time the year 2000 hit, Gay becomes cool, Tom leaves his wife for some dude, she’s devastated and has AIDS, his kids get all fucked up, his daughter disowns men and starts eating box and his son becomes a tranny and the gay movement continues because all these gay kids have gay fathers and it becomes one big “Gay is Okay and socially accepted and it’s wrong to beat up fags and drag them behind pick-up trucks or leave them in ditches to die because we hate gays” party and I guess that’s okay because it’s natures way of population control and because without fags we wouldn’t have bull-dykes and I love getting dirty looks from bull-dykes who hate me for having a penis, it makes me feel like I am an animal in the jungle and she’s about either going pounce and rip my penis off and shove it down my throat, or invite me to go camping at the Vegan conference…

I went to a bar the other night, that used to be a dive and I hadn’t been for a while. I got drunk and realized that 80 percent of the men were poofters, and although the place was filled with chicks who were obviously too good looking to talk to me, they were all dancing on their tables and shit with dudes who thought they were Britney Spears and I felt like the place had turned into a gay bar. so I got drunk because that’s really the only time I feel good.

The point of all this is to say that I don’t watch The Hills….it’s about rich sluts from California that everyone fell in love with when they were in high school, it was scripted reality TV and this bitch Audrina Partridge, who I’ve never heard of, is one of them Now she’s on your screen in a bikini….have fun because her body is pretty tight, her razor burn hot and I’d totally do her.


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2007

29

Aug

I am – Anna Kournikova’s Bikini Top of the the Day

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I found gum on the street today that was still half wrapped and I was fucking excited because the first thing I thought to myself was that I didn’t have to brush my teeth today and anything that gets me out of boring hygiene practices that are totally outdated is fine by me. Enough with my good news….

I came across these pictures of Anna Kournikova eating in a bikini top and I didn’t know whether they were old or new, but figured I sure as hell better post them before my 2 readers who I hate lash-out on me…

I went to the strip club last night because there are serious deals on drinks on monday night, I always call it hurtbag mondays because the people in the place are just as fucking desperate as the girls working…I am talking the ugliest of the ugly strippers are there trying to make ends meet because the weekend didn’t work out too well for them because no one got a dance.

The most amazing thing happened when I got there. All the prime bitches were out working, the college kids were back in town and showing their new found friends what strippers in this city are like and that’s when I realized it was Tuesday, and that I missed hurtbag Monday by a day and that depressed me more than I thought it would. The only real hurtbags in the place were a group of fat chicks who showed up an hour before closing to land some already primed guys they knew were leaving blue-balled. I guess deep down inside I feel at home on hurtbag monday.

I can only assume your life is even more depressing because you read about mine so here is some Anna Kournikova emotionally eating her way into a size 14 for you.

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2007

29

Aug

I am – Anna Kournikova's Bikini Top of the the Day

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I found gum on the street today that was still half wrapped and I was fucking excited because the first thing I thought to myself was that I didn’t have to brush my teeth today and anything that gets me out of boring hygiene practices that are totally outdated is fine by me. Enough with my good news….

I came across these pictures of Anna Kournikova eating in a bikini top and I didn’t know whether they were old or new, but figured I sure as hell better post them before my 2 readers who I hate lash-out on me…

I went to the strip club last night because there are serious deals on drinks on monday night, I always call it hurtbag mondays because the people in the place are just as fucking desperate as the girls working…I am talking the ugliest of the ugly strippers are there trying to make ends meet because the weekend didn’t work out too well for them because no one got a dance.

The most amazing thing happened when I got there. All the prime bitches were out working, the college kids were back in town and showing their new found friends what strippers in this city are like and that’s when I realized it was Tuesday, and that I missed hurtbag Monday by a day and that depressed me more than I thought it would. The only real hurtbags in the place were a group of fat chicks who showed up an hour before closing to land some already primed guys they knew were leaving blue-balled. I guess deep down inside I feel at home on hurtbag monday.

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2007

21

Aug

I am – Caroline D'Amore Bikini Cameltoe of the Day

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This is another one of Paris Hilton’s guests at her weekend beach party. Her name is Caroline D’Amore, her parents own a pizza restaurant and she is 23 years old. I did my research on her because she looks like she’s fucking 12 and even if that shit turns you on, I don’t want to go to jail for being a child pornographer because I hear they cut you in prison for that shit, and I don’t find that shit too sexy, I am more on the parents against pedophiles side of the argument you boylover.

Reality is that I always loved those teen models who were in their 20s but pretended they were teens to get people like you off. It reminded me of Peter Pan and this girl I used to bang who was 10 years older than me but looked 10 years younger than me. I guess she was the runt of the litter or someshit, and when she was in highschool and looked 7 no one wanted a piece, but when she was 27 and looked 17 the tables fucking turned proper. That’s the problem with over-developed teen girls, they all end up getting fat when the skinny awkward ones fill out the way they’re supposed to.

Either way, I used to look at their sites because I had nothing better to do and the alternative was looking at haggard sluts with their uterus’ hanging out of their cunts so innocent and fresh was more of a fantasy than old and washed up because you always want what you don’t have.

I guess what I am getting at is that when they are 23, they are fair game and when they have their boyfriend’s name tattooed next to their cunt, they are stupid enough to end up with a guy like you, so keep the faith motherfucker…

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