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2019

04

Nov

Yulia Rose Nipples of the Day

Yulia Rose is the hotter version of Julia Rose, who should go by the name Julian Rose, cuz those bolt on tits make her more of a Donkey Boy than a flasher at the MLB with a shitty fucking magazine to justify the 100k+ you make on OnlyFans, Patreon, or other new generation porn membership site these influencers use to sell their premium snaps on…

Yulia Rose is also hotter than that bitch from earlier today with the shitty rose tattoo…

Straight from Russia with the right idea of how important it is to monetize tits….and she’s doing it through modelling her tits…the monetization comes later…

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2019

04

Nov

Anastasiya Scheglova Topless of the Day

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Anastasiya Scheglova and her really stupid fucking tattoo, like the kind of tattoo you look at and wonder what the fuck was going through a bitch’s mind, to get branded with a rose for life….does she just love roses? Is she in a biker gang called the roses? Is her sex working human trafficked ass owned by someone who uses this as his logo – so all her paying clients know they can’t skip out on payment…

I just don’t have the answer, I just know it’s hard to appreciate tits when she looks like she’s been scribbled on by some handicapped kid on Arts and Crafts day at the retard institution…

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2019

04

Nov

Noah Cyrus Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Most of the seniors I saw outside their retirement community doing some fucking “fall” outdoor activity are hotter than Noah Cyrus…and I don’t find seniors hot….I just couldn’t think of anything that I saw this weekend that could really outline and describe just how not hot Noah Cyrus is…

I mean I could have said my bloody anal fissure shit that could be anal cancer despite having never had anal sex with a dude with HPV dick….cuz I don’t do that gay shit despite having a blog about celebs which I think is a pretty queer thing to do…but you can’t really fuck my weird feces unless you put it in a condom and used it like a fleshlight which I am sure is more representative of fucking Noah Cyrus at least in terms of smell…

So this is her is that really as good as it gets….straight using the family name with confidence cuz the family prot

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Posted in:noah cyrus|SFW

2019

04

Nov

Lais Ribeiro With her Big Tits of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro and her teen mom titties that became a Victoria’s Secret promo model titties…are being used for attention…trying to get noticed…now that they are now rich titties…that brings hope that all single moms can make it, even South American ones with all odds and stats against them…so long as they look like Lais Ribiero…

Posting this to remind you that if you’re a bad Catholic in a South American predominantly catholic country who ignores some of the catholic lessons, you should ignore all your catholic lessons…..

She fucked as a teen despite what the bible tells you about premarital sex, she got pregnant because of what the bible tells you about birth control, and she didn’t get that abortion because of what the bible tells you….The selective catholic who should figure that since Jesus forgives all, even murderers, skipping the lesson on premarital sex is as bad as skipping the lesson on birth control and abortion, making that abortion at 16 not that big of a deal, especially since she got there without caring what the bible says…

I guess as a South American, she could just pawn the kid off on mom and grandma and great grandma who all had kids at 15 or 16 also cuz I guess South American women like to fuck and get cummed inside at a young age. Maybe it is cultural…

She’s 30 now, so who fucking cares about her and her 15 year old son being rich and living that good life defying all odds all because she’s hot…in a it is good to be hot too bad you’re not reminder we are constantly reminded of.

Here is her halloween look

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Posted in:Lais Ribeiro|SFW

2019

04

Nov

Woman eating Donkey Dick and Other Videos of the Day

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Parker of the Day

Hit in Fight During brawl

Truck Driver lost Something…

Man Beats Stranger in elevator…

Dramatic Crash

Dude escapes cops – run into freeway…

Woman’s Bed explodes…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

04

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Is the most exciting thing about November that Black Friday is just around the corner? It is basically the Purge for ghetto trash trying to buy toasters at Walmart….and only a few weeks away…

Or is it that it is no-nut November? even though you broke that clause at 12:01 on Halloween night cuz those costumes just spoke to your soul…

We know, as men that nude or non nude is irrelevant when it comes to porn, like there are somethings you feel awkward jerking off to, like you know it is wrong to be jerking off to it, and you’re like why am I sexualizing this…like vacation pics of a girl on your FB who killed herself 5 years ago…or family photos…even weirder…but most of the time, if your content is gross trashy smut, clothed or not, we can get into it…

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Mole People who live under the vegas Strip in the Sewers is Awesome…
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Buy Marilyn Monroe’s Jew Shit…
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Crazy Kitchen
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Corgi of the Day
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Nikki Bella Pokies…
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Mrs Maisel Dead of Suicide…
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Deputy Slaps Old Guy…
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Jason Momoa Feeding a Bear with his Own Mouth..
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100 Recently extinct Animals
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Kim K as Reese Witherspoon as Legally Blonde is Terrifying..
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Sailor Brinkley Cook Slutty and Not Hot – But Rich and Has a famous Mom –
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2019

01

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Big news in Montreal this weekend is that not only are we celebrating Halloween on November 1st…but Sydney Sweeney and Liam Hemsworth – of Miley Cyrus husband fame – are here and they are possibly together…and I could go out and hunt them down for the exclusive pics, but I’m more into couch….I also don’t have my downtown pants anymore…the elastic band gave out and the level of soiled meant not getting the smells out…and that is ok..

What is not ok is that in the last 15 years I’ve never pissed off an activist group. You see how mad these people get on social media, so mad that they people involved on the other end of the protest always fold and issue a public apology…boring.

It is like so many whining pussies and not one bothered to get mad at any of my rape, abortion, slut, fat chick jokes…it such a easily triggered world of 78 genders I don’t matter enough to get anyone mad.

That is some low impact influence…I blame the couch…I mean Sydney Sweeney and Liam Hemsworth are here…maybe that’s my Lewinski, my story, my ticket to JOURNALISM…but couch.

I wish all people were as lethargic and ineffective as me…fuck ambition….I’d rather click links..and here are some stepLINKS…from the couch…

Best Halloween Costume ever – The Abortion…
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Slutty Halloween Walk in Tokyo
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Mariah Carey DeCLAReS IT IS xmas
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Scaring Ppl in Corn Maze
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I still don’t know who tiffany caddish is….
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Pink VS SUper Bowl…
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Al Baghdadi Air Raid for Fun…
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Racist VS Drug Store Staff…
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Kim K as Reese Witherspoon in a Bikini – Gross…
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This is why TV is Dead….
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ellen as Cardi B – is Disgusting…
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Barbara Palvin Pussy Not Photoshopped Out of the VS Catalog Pics – Likely Intentional – Get that Press…
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Catherine Zeta Jones Big Tits…
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Insta Thot Celebs
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John Witherspoon’s Last Cooking Before his Death…
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Fighting Wild Fires
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Lindsey Vonn in Sexy Swimwear
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Alba Sports Bra
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Losing the Tire Drifting…
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From the Forum

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Tricks or Treats? Celebs in Costumes Doing Halloween Stuff
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Hailee Steinfeld Bra Top
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Catherine Zeta-Jones has Big Tits..
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Becky G – Galore Half Naked
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Barbara Palvin – Bloomingdales Celebrates David Koma
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Lisa Snowdon – Cleavage
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Rat Cow and her Husband
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Palvin Ass in Thong
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Priyanka Chopra Cleavage..
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Celeb Nudity
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From stepSMUT!!

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FOOD FUCKer…..this beyond Meat burger fucker is brilliant…
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Towel Drop Titty Flash…
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8 Acts that make you a whore
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Hot Amat Slut Tits
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The House Shitty emo Built…
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Asking for directions from a dude then flashing him…
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Big titty ama fuck
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Masturbating Audry
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Alice TItty Flash…
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The Scene that Made her Quit Porn…
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Banana Fucks
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2019

01

Nov

Heidi Klum Kills Halloween of the Day

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Heidi Klum is so into Halloween that Amazon gave her a live broadcast, where they rented out a store front in NYC, for people to window shop, or watch her like the zoo exhibit she is, as she got into her weird fucking costume…because people don’t have better things to do than watch Heidi Klum get into her Halloween costume…get a fucking life…

The best joke on her brand deal Halloween collab was from Howie Mandell saying “so no costume this year”…what a dad joker with too much fucking money motherfucker…a reminder that you didn’t need to be a good comic 25 years ago to make it as a comic. If you don’t believe me watch Old Sandler on stage it is bad..but I guess so is new Sandler..

I would have been happier if he said “you should see her pussy”…cuz it doesn’t need a costume or the prosthetics to fit the costume. She’s old, has fucked a lot, has a lot of kids and Seal put it through the fucking wringer with his girth/size…

I guess Heidi is pretending this is for Halloween, but it is really just an extension of the Nazi Germany eugenics program that made her the superior human she is…and this is just research into various technologies for her future host body when they figure out how to download brains…as bodies wear out…and you probably find this hot.

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Posted in:HeidI Klum|SFW

2019

01

Nov

Halloween Round Up Part 2 of the Day

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Halloween Round is still going on in Canada, at least in Montreal, because the Mayor decided the weather was bad….and that November 1st was a better day for Halloween, playing God or some shit…so I get to see moms in slutty outfits talking their babies out for candy, despite candy being sugar and thus the devil in this organic quinoa celery juice state and more addictive than heroin in this medicated addict state, and full of waste from single use packaging on fun size candy in this environmentally friendly state….and moms in slutty outfits are fun cuz I know they’ve been cummed in….

I assume that bars and clubs and parties are still doing Halloween this weekend, why wouldn’t they milk it…Halloween after halloween cuz girls don’t dress slutty enough on the daily, even though I’ve seen the coffee shop girl’s nips and ass at least 40 times…last week…girls are whores…but this way they can be thematic whores…whores with a pop culture reference beyond “I saw it on instagram”…

So Halloween not deat..here are celebs in Halloween action…

Ashley James

Bella Thorne

Zoey Deutch and Nina Dobrev

Vanessa Hudgens

Stella Hudgens

Sophie Simmons

Sofia Richie

Paige Spiranac

Miley Cyrus

Miley with her new “boyfriend”

Mariah Carey

Madison Beer

Madelaine Petsch

Lottie Moss

Loren Gray

Lais Ribeiro

Kylie Jenner

Kourtney Kardashian

Kim Kardashian as Reese Witherspoon

Jordyn Jones

Jessica Alba

January Jones

Jade Chynoweth

Heidi Klum

Gigi Hadid

Elsa Hosk HOT as Natalie Portman as a stripper in Closer

Elle Fanning

Elizabeth Hurley

Demi Rose

Brie Larson

Ariel Winter

Rita Ora

Karlie Kloss

Kaili Thorne

Hailey Baldwin

Faith Schroder

Charlotte Lawrence

Catherine Zeta Jones

Candice Swanepoel

Beatrice Bouchard

Tana Mongeau

Bella Hadid

$Halloween Bella Hadid$

Stella Maxwell

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Posted in:Featured Post|SFW

2019

01

Nov

Jessica Biel Bra and Panties of the Day

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Leave it up to Jessica Biel to make bra and panties look so boring…

Pervert dudes who used to watch Seventh Heaven because they are fucking weridos and into shows carried by that patriarchal figure who was charged for being a pedophile, on some epstein was murdered shit and I guess found Biel hot….then she did some “iconic” shoot for Details magazine – back when Men’s Magazine were a thing, cuz Men were a thing, and not queer genderless momma’ boys who drink too many women hormones from all the birth control pills pissed into the tap water….back when Men’s mags were so big, they would start secondary mags like Details…but then the internet happened…and they were slow and Jessica Biel was 18 then…and this was 20 years ago now..so now she’s old as shit…but dudes are still hyped on seeing her half naked…because clearly they haven’t looked at her face…

On the positive side Biel, is that she has been fit for all these years, even after her kid with Timberlake…she likes fitness and her ass has benefitted from that…

I will also say that she played being a Timberlake groupie so cool, that dude didn’t realize she was creepy fan, stan-ing the fuck out of him, waiting for him to comeback from tour, never asking who he fucked, cuz she couldn’t ruin that meal ticket…and I appreciate that kind of dumb bitch loyalty to the wallet she’s fucking…

So here she is old in panties…looking like a zombie…cuz it’s still Halloween in Montreal Canada…

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Posted in:Jessica Biel|SFW