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2015

24

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Thanksgiving in the USA…which is SICK…and it means it is Thanksgiving in the whole wide world…which is SICK…because as you know…America is the center of the world…and I love drinking and eating til I’m Sick….

I assume, some people, like the Kardashians will be celebrating Transgiving, it’s good for ratings…Charlie sheen will be celebrating HIV Giving….and I’ll be giving thanks to all the vagina that’s rejected me and/or been sent to me because girls either love me, or love male attention…that I give thanks for because it is something that keeps me afloat in business, and in life…

I’ll probably still update tomorrow, I have nothing else to do, but who knows..I could also die of non- Turkey related accidents…even though it’s not Thanksgiving here….and I am not eating Turkey…but miracles do happen..especially this most wonderful time of the year….

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Sexy Girls in Sports Bras….
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Kaley Cuoco Covered Her Wedding Tattoos
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Kylie Jenner Dumped Tyga because He Fucked the Same Tranny Hooker Charlie Sheen Did and #AIDS…
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Harrison Ford and Chewie Make-Up
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Jessica Hart in a Bikini
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Eva Longoria in a Bikini
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Adele Has Broken All the Records
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini…
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Cleavage is Amazing
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Red Head in Underwear…
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Sluts of the Day
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Lebron’s Moustache is Amazing
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Ellie Goulding Nipples…
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How To Make a Rocket
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Brooke Burke – Still Hot
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Briston Palin is Naming her Kid Sailor
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Allison Williams Hard Body
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Octopus Escapes Closed Jar
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The 20s Most 90s Photos…
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Southwest Airlines Are Racists…
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Talented Linesman…
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European Bike Stealing Chamionships
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Hot Slutty Model in Short Shorts with Short Shorts
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Paris Hilton Old in Chile
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Emily DiDonato Puck Slut for some Magazine
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Sara Cilixto is the Babe of the Day
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Kendall Jenner Nipples
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The God of Cards
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The Foo Fighters Released a Free EP for France
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Bryanna Holly – Bikinis with Friends
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Instagram Whore Booty of the Day
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Titties at the British Fashion Awards
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Beyonce Fans Hate K-Fed….
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Page 3 Girl of the Day
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Girl with Freckles…
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Weird Tranny Dance of the Day
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Emma Mae Tits!
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Who Wants Chocolate Milk!
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Bite Down on this it Won’t Hurt
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More Selfie Cell Phone Porn
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Huge Tit Nude Selfie of the Day –
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Weird 5 Things in Pussies….
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Trying Out for Topless Football
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Topless Hand Down Pants Selfie
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2015

24

Nov

50 Year Old Bella Thorne Nipples of the Day

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Shit this Bella Thorne girl is everywhere…this is the third or fourth post I’ve referenced her in, so I’ve got nothing…you know I think she looks like she’s pushing 40, not freshly 18. You know that I think she’s carrying her family as the only one who booked actual work and a fanbase after the parents made each of them try…You know I think she’s hot, even though I’m not really into redheads, except maybe Lohan, I’m very into Lohan….so why go on about Florida Trash gone hollywood, with a girl who is probably older than she says she is, but is hot as fuck regardless of the lies…especailly when all that really matters is her nipples…in a wifebeater…and here are her nipples in her wife beater…which was a fetish of mine..back in 1997….and I guess, still is, despite being desensitized…

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2015

24

Nov

Japanese Workout Video of the DAy

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I’ve never fucked an Asan, but I should considering my penis size, they just seem disgusted by me, usually because they already have their passports. Now I know that if I was to run to their country, they’d been into me thanks to wanting to be American…even though I am not American, they won’t know the difference, or maybe they will, seeing as they are Asian and thus robots good at math..and other binary code based languages….but you know what I’m saying..and that is that ethnic people will only fuck me for a passport…

I have jerked off to a fitness video though, it was the 90s, pre internet, Jane Fonda VHS, you know…tight clothing…but their workout was a bit more dramatic than…this…slow moving, busty dance…but if it’s a new program, I hope it is offered at my gym, sign me up….I’ll sit in the back and watch…very intently to the demo….

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2015

24

Nov

Bella Hadid Nipple for S Moda of the Day

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Here’s Gigi Hadid’s darker, more desperate, trying to jump on the opportunity train, because she’s equally rich and equally hungry for male attention…thanks to dad only dating models…and throwing money their way to shut them up…or turn them into models…because I guess that’s what he values and they subconsciously want to impress daddy…in what we can assume is a standard psychological issue…but maybe little naughtier in the incest ridden arab world…am I going to get bombed by white people who love arabs for that? I mean… I guess they don’t know my arab neighbors who are either brother and sister or first cousins…both named Hadid or something equally arab…doesn’t matter..

What matters is Bella Hadid’s rich girl breast implants and nipples to please her daddy, ride her sister’s coat tails, when not fucking the black guys she fucks…..

I think I already posted these – but who can be too sure – her parents probably didn’t even notice these…because who cares about Bella Hadid…when Gigi’s the star…

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2015

24

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio for Maxim by Gilles Bensimon of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio celebrated her 90th birthday by doing a shoot for Maxim, like it was 1996, with Gille Bensimon, who is a great photographer, but also who peaked when he was married to Elle Macpherson in 1990…making this like a throwback thursday on a tuesday…where she’s showing her ass and titties…

I don’t really get the direction of Maxim, who before they got bought by some rich kid from Texas, who may or may not be an arab…(oil money)….would send me lawyers letters like little pussy bitches…”why are you posting and promoting are photoshoots you jerk”….even though they used to buy traffic from me…so confusing…but not as confusing as Alessandra Ambrosio still…

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2015

24

Nov

Tinashe Lickin’ Toilets for Dazed of the Day

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You may know Tinashe from Polar Express…

Well now she’s a pop singer…and she’s licking mini toilets for some fashion magazine…

Which means dreams do come true, when you have proper stage parents who whore you out at 7 years old…allowing you to blossom into edgy hipster performer – because that’s what the kids are into – even though “hipster” doesn’t even exist…everything is mainstream…tumblr…thanks internet for killing scenes and making cool kids in scenes no longer exist…we are inclusive, politically correct, god’s people, even though there is no god, that would be cultural appropriation…all these pussies…

I am just mad that the toilet isn’t life sized and dirty…the way I like girls to lick toilets when I fuck them…I’m a romantic…

Here’s the video…

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2015

24

Nov

Christie Brinkley in a Bikini at 500 Years Old of the Day

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If you’re like me, you jerked off to Christie Brinkley back in the 70s…when she was a Sports Illustrated model married to Billy Joel..back when Sports Illustrated bikini models meant something…more than just the name these current SI models are riding or diving into the fucking ground…

If you’re like me, you’ll jerk off to these pics of Christie Brinkley at 500 fucking years old in a bikini, because she looks like fucking same…

I like to think this is just good plastic surgery that doesn’t decompose…or biodegrate..or it could be good living…thanks to millions of dollars in work, child support and alimony…

Either way, this makes zero sense…she looks better than her daughter…who is 16 or something…just creepy…in a good way.

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2015

24

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Finds Her California of the Day

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Find Your California, not because it’s lost…but because some hipster, make-up artist, with access to celebrities because there’s a circle and when you’re in it, even the dumbest of ideas get co-signed, especially when they are based around the state that gave these egos the egos they have…there’s a love for the sunny weather…and all the money it has made them…via Disney…also created in California…

So here’s Vanessa Hudgens participating in the “movement” that’s hardly a movement, but rather subpar, average at best pics and I’m just mad Vanessa Hudgens didn’t find her California when she posted or leaked those nude pics…because we should revisit those..now that she’s not 17…or pretending to be 17….to get her bush removed from the internet…

I prefer when ASHLEY BENSON found her California with a sheer bra top – showcasing what really matters about Ashley Benson…and what I guess she’s learned from her California…once she found her California, and that is that her tits..can carry her….

But these will do, I guess.

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2015

24

Nov

Eva Longoria’s in a Bikini of the Day

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People fucking love Eva Longoria. On more than one occasion in my life, I have been at an event that Eva Longoria was speaking at, because I guess she’s fucking everywhere, and everyone there, who I guess were a captive audience, who left their house to see Eva Longoria, were freaking the fuck out she was there…and when I said that she was the worst, and that her book tour was just a scam, manipulating mexicans by her representing them as some kind of idol…who made it….they went nuts and listed all her philanthropic work..

While I’m there saying “she’s the kind of Mexican who hires Mexicans and underpays Mexicans because despite being a first generation Mexican, the family spoiled her like she was white, so that she would fit in amongst the texan racists, and racism is learned, so in being a racist, she too looks down on the very Mexicans who idolize her”….went over well…

Well, she’s at a bridal shower, or bachelorette party, getting all wild and crazy in her bikini, looking better than most Mexicans who work your local taco bell or hotel as a chamber maid…and despite being old, thicker, damaged from her 7 foot black basketball playing ex husband…you’d still fuck her…because you’re addicted to her fame, her power, the fact she’s in a bikini…

Livin’ the dream.

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2015

24

Nov

Jessica Hart’s Model Ass is Melting of the Day

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Australian model and gold digger Jessica Hart was spotted on the beach of what I assume is Australia, since she’s Australian…

Her ass may look like it’s a grandmother’s ass, but the rest of her is 29…

We can blame the model diet of cocaine and starvation…with stints of working out in between…where they build up a fit body…only to lose the muscle mass…and end up…like a half full bag of jello…

There was a time when she was amazing, gap toothed and amazing, back in 2008 and 2009 where she did Victoria’s Secret, the biggest scam in Underwear…and Sports Illustrated, the biggest scam in bikini photoshoots…but in 2014 she talked shit on Taylor Swift performing at the VS Fashion show, and Taylor Swift, since she’s a cunt who doesn’t like people being mean to her, had her fired..which I guess is great…or at least better than her ass in these bikini pics…but then again..what isnt’…

I guess she doesn’t really care that much about work, since her boyfriend is Stavros Niacrchos, she’s been with him forever, and will never get rid of him, thanks to the billions, even if the homosexual and not just because he’s greek and Greek’s love anal, who dated Paris Hilton amongst pretty much everyone…meaning at least, out of all this, she’s landed Paris Hilton herpes….so fancy!!!

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