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2010

26

May

Miranda Kerr Pantsless and Boring for Elle US of the Day

Here are some recent pics of Miranda Kerr in Elle US. The problem with American fashion magazines, or really America in general is that it pretends to be conservative and wholeseom and “Safe For Work” because they built their society on the good Christian book, and not on criminals, prostitutes, bootlegging, gambling, and murder, where as Europeans have come to terms with the fact that they are degenerates who like seeing tits, so they don’t censor the shit, especially not when it comes to fashion, cuz fashion is supposed to be so forward thinking or some bullshit….

So these pictures of Miranda Kerr in Elle US bore me, mainly cuz I’ve seen this model bitch pretty much naked many times before, but those pictures are played the fuck out and I am always welcome and inviting to new pictures of her bare tits, whether they are high fashion, or straight from the security camera installed in her bedroom…cuz she is hot and hot girls deserve to get jerked off to by people they’ve never met and don’t know exist, especially when those hot girls make a living prancing around half naked already….

Either way, here are the tame pics…

Posted in:Elle US|Miranda Kerr

2010

25

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It is fucking hot in here. I don’t have air conditioning cuz I am ghetto. I don’t have a fan cuz I am ghetto. I don’t even have proper windows. It is like I live in a fucking microwave and I am fucking cooking and unforutnately so is my wife. The smells that are coming off of both of us combined can’t be fucking legal and I know that if I don’t get the fuck outside, it’ll ruin the surprise of coming back home to find my wife dead from the heatwave and I love surprises, especially those kinds of surprises, cuz she’s evil…so click these stepLINKS while I hunt for girls in very little clothing…

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Who’s The Sexier Dancer? Nicole Scherzinger or Erin Andrews?
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Marisa Miller’s Hotness Will Blow You Away
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The 20 Greatest Cleavage Moments on LOST
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Soccer’s Top 20 Wives and Girlfriends
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Britain’s Got Talent Judge Amanda Holden Upskirt Ass Peek
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Most Celebrities Were Just As Ugly As You Were At one Point
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Posh is Made of Plastic But Here’s Her and Her Tight Body and Fake Tits Anyways
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EMily is in the Bedroom
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It Figures This Dirty Slut is Starring in the NEXT Celeb Rehab
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Monica is Masterbating
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The Only Hot Chick From Jersey Shore is In a Bikini
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Adriana Lima does Spanish Vogue
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The Best Burgers Ever – a Gallery
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Nicki Minaj Does Vibe Mag
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Anne is a Girl Next Door Type
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Doutzen Kroes: Vogue Magazine Russia
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What Would YOU Do With Your Ex Wifes Wedding Dress? Here’s Some Amazing Ideas
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Sasha Grey Whores It Up As A Schoolgirl
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Some Vanessa Hudgens Hotness
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Maria allure is Worth Taking a Look At
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Man, Lohan Had Better Start Getting Her Stroty Straight
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Three Busty Blonde Lesbians and a Strap On – VIDEO
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Heidi Montag is Insane So Let’s Laugh At Her Together
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A Bunch of Sluts at the Sex and the City 2 Premiere
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Busty Girl Gets Naughty on the Web Cam
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Kelly Brooke and Her Reebok Ass
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Randy Unmacho Man Savage – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kristen Cavalarri
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Sexy Little Dancer – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Katie Price and Lucy Pinder Are Topless
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

25

May

Juliette Lewis Looks Like She Smells in Concert of the Day

The real shocking thing in these Juliette Lewis performing pictures is that there was a time when people thought bitch was hot. I remember hearing people talking about how badly they wanted to fuck her and all I ever saw was a manly, Darlene from Roseanne looking freakshow, who had pretty much nothing going for her, other than a hard drug addiction….

She must be in her 40s by now and I guess her music is what pays her bills…but seriously, she looks like something I found in the gutter and offered a can of soup in exchange for head, but what the fuck do I know, maybe this kind of aids shit turns you on…it just scares me and makes me think I should be wearing a condom just looking at this shit…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bra|Juliette Lewis

2010

25

May

More Kirsten Dunst Bikini Pictures of the Day

Kirsten Dunst has a shitty weird looking body. She looks like some kind of monster you’d find in a horror movie and here are a few more pictures of her from yesterday’s bikini pictures that I was too lazy to post, just to prove my point….

I am disappointed in myself for not finding a way to seduce her, molest her, scream obscenities at her when she was in town shooting her movie, the closest I got to her was walking into a store an hour after she did, but I’m convinced I could still smell the sour booze, stale smokes and dried up pussy, but that was probably all in my head…..

Here she is on her quest to not fall totally into obscurity….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Kirsten Dunst

2010

25

May

Rihanna’s Rockstar Video of the Day

Rihanna has a new video that dropped today. I don’t find it hot…but I don’t really find her hot anymore. I think she should be makin’ roti at a local Barbado beach stand for fat white British people, and not making hits. I don’t know how it happened, I do know that she’s not a good singer, she’s not even a good dancer, she’s not really even hot, and we’ve all been manipulated by her marketing people. I am a firm believer in sending her back home to the islands where she can get back to working in tourism by cleaning villas and not letting her milk us anymore than she already has…but for those of you still hooked on her, here’s her shitty new video called Rockstar, cuz her marketing people realize if they say she’s a Rockstar we will believe it cuz we are fucking morons….enjoy


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Posted in:Rihanna|Rockstar

2010

25

May

Amanda Seyfried Looks Sloppy on Her Hike of the Day

I have a one-sided love/ hate relationship with Amanda Seyfried….one-sided because she doesn’t know I exist, so that leaves shit on a stalker level, but love/hate because I have heard her in interviews and I hated her, I have seen her in teenage love movie previews and hated her, but then I’ve seen her in her nude scenes in more obscure roles and I’ve forgot how annoying she is….

I don’t know if she is hot or not…I can’t figure it out…she is one of those on the fence kind of pussies..cuz she looks like she has a sloppy body and sloppy tits,

There are hardly any scandals with her, she lives in LA but I guess lives low profile with her dog that licks her cunt, the only barely exciting thing about her is that Lohan is fucking jealous of her cuz Lohan lost the Mean Girls relevant pussy trophy to her and that truth hurts….but not as much as Seyfried’s boyfriend’s dick that he stuck in Lohan in Cannes, cuz we’re all allowed to make stupid decisions sometimes, and Lohan is still Lohan, even if she’s far more scary looking…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Sloppy

2010

25

May

Jersey Shore in their Bikinis Bring a Minute of Calm of the Day

While you slave at work for the man or slave at home for your cunt wife or parents who you still live with because you are a chronic masturbating loser or a slave to the system cuz of your credit card debt that your unemployed ass can’t pay, these pigs are riding thru life without a worry, living the good life, on a free permantent vacation, just acting like useless garbage and not hiding the fact they are useless garbage, because America loves useless garbage, maybe because it distract them from the real issues in life or maybe because you are all a bunch of morons, cuz the USA is a trashcan of culture and Jersey Shore are the figureheads…..

I don’t know when these pictures were taken, but these twats always look the same level of sloppy no matter what they are wearing, I just know they are in their bikinis and feel like that they are the ultimate fuck you to our shitty lives, so that’s why they bring this minute of calm…before we all collectively jump off the fucking bridge.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikinis|Jersey Shore

2010

25

May

Miley Cyrus Bikini Pictures of the Day

When you have a website called Drunkenstepfather and your slogan for the site for the first 3 years was “a place where I get drunk and molest you”, you do what you can to only post and link to bitches who are 18 and over, even if 16 is legal where I am from, because you don’t want the FBI, who are probably already watching the site closely, thinking that I may have bad intentions, even if I don’t, and even if there are far worse humans out there doing far worse things, like the execs at Disney and her father for exploiting her, so I don’t post 17 year old starlets in their bikinis, even if they are celebrities who give lapdances, and are fairgame cuz they want all the attention and they want you to think of them sexually, cuz I just don’t want legal issues….but I do look at pictures of 17 year olds in their bikinis…cuz I am only human…and in Canada, I am allowed to fuck them…..

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Posted in:Bikini|Miley Cyrus

2010

25

May

Jennifer Love Hewitt Stands Skinny of the Day

Hey fat chicks…If you are ever in a situation where you need to have pictures taken of you, be sure to take a bunch of laxatives 2 days earlier, fast for 24 hours, get an industrial strength pair of SPANX, make sure to swell your tits as much as you fucking can, put on a cleavage dress, pose with a fatter chick, and if there are none around, stand like Jennifer Love is standing, cuz it’s some optical illusion, where one foot in from of the other takes her big thick legs and thins the shit out….and the whole thing isn’t as exciting as this would have been 10 years ago when she was the busty skinny chick from TV and not the busty fat chick from the all you can eat buffet where she’s been keeping busy cuz her TV show, which was probably the dumbest concept for a show finally got cancelled…and her boyfriends have all left her high maintenance ass….leaving her nothing else to do but eat…and show off her tits to distract us from that eating….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fat|Jennifer Love Hewitt

2010

25

May

Jackee Harry’s Fat Tits in a Corset in Public of the Day

Sometimes I like when girls wear lingerie out in public like it was outerwear….sometimes I don’t.
Sometimes I like when bitches show off their big as fuck tits….sometimes I don’t….usually when the big tits are attached to big bellies caused by menopause and having a bunch of kids…

I don’t know who Jackee Harry is, but if I was her grandson, I’d ask her to keep the lingerie for the bedroom, cuz no on wants to see this shit, except maybe me and a bunch of other perverts, cuz shit’s better than nothing, even if it is horrible and painful to watch, cuz we celebrate even the most digusting pussy cuz it is still pussy…

That’s all I have to say about that.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fat Tits|Jackee Harry