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2010

02

Apr

Kendra Wilkinson is Built like a Midget of the Day

The paparazzi followed Kendra Wilkinson to the Grocery Store, a store she should probably staying the fuck away from based on her horrible new body, but I guess hanging onto the little fame she had for being in Playboy is worth the embarrassment. I’ve never found her hot, I always thought her body was awkward, she looked like trash and there was nothing interesting about her, but I know you idiots eat up everything you see on TV and probably think she’s amazing, even with her ripped open pussy and sloppy stomach, her short limbs and midget stance…and most importantly…her retard inbred face….Shit looks more cross eyed and contorted than a redneck at a backwoods gas station who comes from a long line of inter-family marriage….and here are the pics…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fat|Kendra Wilkinson|Midget

2010

02

Apr

Lohan’s New Marketing Campaign of the Day

She’s an actor. Maybe she’s not a very good actor, but an actor nonetheless. Actors lie. That’s what they are trained to do. They are also very image conscious and aware and every move they make is totally scripted, especially for someone who isn’t getting any work and who’s only opportunity to act is in their everyday life….

I am convinced she like the attention she’s getting. She probably finds it funny and found an angle. You know one of those don’t fight it, join it, cuz as more and more people talk about her dying or her fake feud with her father, who is just going along with the whole thing, the more people are saying the name “Lohan”….

I am a fan of her. I think she’s amazing. I would be friends with her if she ever dropped that deadweight cunt Samantha Ronson, and I think this is probably her best role yet, if I was the Academy Awards, she’d get best Oscar for her role in life.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Addict|Lindsay Lohan|Marketing Campaign

2010

02

Apr

Romantic DirectTV Employee of the Month of the Day

You know the cable guys doesn’t get paid very much, but he does get to spend his days in other people’s houses, you know their most intimate setting possible and after a long time of doing that, you start to feel comfortable in other people’s space…slowly helping yourself to food in the fridge, using the bathroom, reading their magazines, even kickin’ back on the couch and watching the game, or sticking your face in their laundry basket and stealing a couple of pairs of panties. The whole job is designed to put you face to face with hot pussy, sometimes they are the daughters of the people you are doing the installation for, sometimes the young college girl just starting out on her own, sometimes the girl with no bra in her chillin’ clothes, sometimes the exhibitionist who leaves the bathroom door open….sometimes someone you want to see again because they are just so hot you can’t get the thought of them out of your head and you luckily know their address….

So you can’t blame dude for trying to get romantic with this girl, sure his game is a little weak, maybe he shoulda tried to wine and dine her on his shitty salary, cuz taking what he wants when he wants it can come across as assault, but if he had bad intentions, would he really have used a condom…come on, lighten the fuck up woman, so you got fucked aggressively, it happens, in fact most women fantasize about this shit, so consider yourself lucky you got to experience and you don’t even have to take Plan B, get an abortion or even STD tests….

Posted in:DirectTV|Rape

2010

02

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio Hot Model Mom of the Day

Even boring pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio are worth looking at because she’s an off duty model and despite being able to find hundred of half naked pictures of her, she’s good for masturbation fantasies to put in some daytime filler pictures, you know some ambient shit to set the mood, like a mother fucker who pretends she’s on her way to the store, before going to the beach and getting in her bikini, like some kind of build-up for the lonely man who doesn’t get to talk to the girls he sees on the street cuz he’s too scared, or because he’s too scared to leave his house….

For married men, her everyday pictures are good for printing up, and putting on your fridge for your wife to see how some girls deal with pregnancy, so that she can’t blame it on photoshop, and has to accept the fact that you’re onto her bullshit lie that baby weight is impossible to lose…

So anyway you dice it, this shit is good.

Here’s some pictures of her for Victoria’s Secret….to complete the fantasy….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Hot|Model Mom

2010

02

Apr

Eva Green Topless in Some Movie of the Day

Eva Green has great tits. I remember watching her weird threesome movie called Dreamers a few years ago and thinking to myself that she kinda had it going on.

The thing with celebrities is that I can’t fucking stand them and for the most part I don’t even find them hot, and that over-rated shit is part of the reason I hate them….not to mention most movies are fucking dull so I get bored watching them and prefer just hanging out on the street looking at everyday girls and visualizing them naked, but every once in a while, one of these celeb bitches gets naked on screen and it allows me to focus my shit and be a man about it and visualize myself suckin’ her tit…

Here’s Eva Green in some movie called Cracks…it’s Good Friday, and since very little is good in life, I figured I’ll try to change that with something that is.

Posted in:Eva Green|Topless

2010

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I thought about doing an April Fool’s joke…a few years ago I re-directed my site to Disney.com and it was a disaster that no one found funny and I figured I gave it my all. I also pretended that the site was owned by some LA production company and was writen by 5 people and is used as backstory to a movie they were releasing the following year, like some Blair Witch Project shit and no one believed it or thought it was funny. Today, I considered posting fat chick fetish content all day, or gay dude content all day, and remembered I hate bullshit holidays every idiot you are forced to sit next to at your work but into to distract themselves from their miserable life by allowing them to pull the same bullshit prank year after year…so I did what any bitter, cynical, lazy person would do and wrote this post about why I didn’t do any pranks, instead of just doing them…I should have just posted a bullshit story about how this site is written by a hot slutty girl who wants to get fucked by each and every one of you…but instead…Here are my stepLINKS and remember the only fool so far this April is you….


Being One of Tiger Woods’s Whores is Big Business, I’m Starting to Wish I Fucked Him Too, Cause I Could Have Retired. No Homo.
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Does This Mean Were Going to Get Some Lesbian Videos of Sookeh Stackhouse?
GO

10 Best Natural Hooters in Hollywood
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Alyssa Milano is Lookin Hot
GO

Master Of…Business Card Throwing? – VIDEO
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If Your Penis Size Made You Feel Unadequate, Now Your Inability to Impress People With Your Strength Will As well
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Some Shauna Sand, Just Because
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Nigella’s XXX-Mas – VIDEO
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If I Was Zach Braff, I’d Totally Be Trying to Bang Emily Rossum Too
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS! Not Much More I Can Say
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Big Tits On the Street
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Air Comet is Protesting By Letting Their Hot Flight Attendants Get Naked and I Like It – VIDEO
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Honestly, If You Work in an Office Everyday and Want to Put a Bullet in Your Head Cause of Shit Like This, I Don’t Blame You
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When Equipment FAILS – VIDEO
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Candice Swanepoel is Lookin Hot
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Hey There Freckles!!
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Damn! Check Out the Ass on Nicki Minaj
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Alot of Sluts to Choose From – Gallery
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Marlena is Looking Tasty
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Miley Cyrus Jailbail Bikeride
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some April Fools Fun
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Alessandra Ambrosio In Her Bra And Panties
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Here’s The Trailer Where You Can Watch Angelina Jolies Tits Jiggle in SALT
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Lizz Robbins Has a Body to Die For
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Jessica Szohr is in a Bikini
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Ianisha is All Wet
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In Case You Missed the Amazing SCARFACE SCHOOL PLAY
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And More Alessandra Ambrosio
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Anna is a Wild Child
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This Blonde slut Almost Banged Jesse James Too
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Vickie Blows is Topless
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Aria Giovanni Looks Just as Good at Night
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Follow Me, Sucker
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

01

Apr

Kim Kardashian Finally Shows Her Ass in Her White Bikini of the Day

It’s funny that Kim Kardashian likes to keep her cock black and apparently today she likes to keep her bikinis white….while keeping herself a nice shade of shit color….

I was surprised to see she actually took her surong, or whatever the fuck that beach blanket she’s got wrapped around her ass because she knows her ass is in no condition to show off, and I’m really not convinved that ass we’re looking at is actually her ass, but instead a stand-in or stunt double, cuz I know her show can afford to hire some cheesy whore to stand in, since it makes money for some reason I’ll never understand….but I am pretty convinced the end is very near for them…

I am glad people seem to care less about these cunts, and these reality shows, so it’s just a matter of time before it’s over, it is beyond me that people even bother watching these aging brats in action but as long as she’s showing her sloppy body off in a bikini, I’ll keep on watching, not cuz I like it, but because I like anything in a bikini, trainwreck or not…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Kim Kardashian

2010

01

Apr

Marla Maples is a Tight Rich Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

Girls if you’re wondering what the benefits of marrying rich are, they include having all the money in the world with no need to actually work to pay the bills, giving you all the time in the world to hang with your really ugly daughter you had to have to ensure proper payment, and who despite being ashamed of, are happy you have because it has proved to be really fucking profitable, and when you’re not with your ugly daughter cuz you’ve pawned her off to the staff, or the really premium private school you hope educates her very well since her looks won’t be getting her too far, but then again her dad probably will, you can go to the fucking gym and get Abs at 50 in some very freaky, but kinda hot way….probably no hot enough to warrent the monthly checks Trump signs over to her, but he can afford it so who really gives a fuck….

So fuck the poor guy on the side, when the rich guy is at the office and on business trips, cuz shit can make your life a hell of a lot better and all you have to do is fuck them a few times, when they aren’t too busy cheating on you, and make a few public appearances…easy prostitution….like staging a couple paparazzi pics to stay relevant…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Marla Maples|Old Lady|Tight Body

2010

01

Apr

Funny Gay Fighter at a Chicago Public Aid Office of the Day

I don’t really know what’s going on here or what instigated this fight, but I can only assume it was something gay, like maybe the dude told the other dude he didn’t look good in heels, or that he was not going to be the next J.Lo and he went fuckin insane and showed him that despite how limp a motherfucker’s wrist is, if they are from the ghetto, they know how to fuckin’ react proper and not with their dick sucking ability but with their pent up anger…and years of having to defend themselves from the less gay friendly people in the housing projects….

The ultimate fuck you to the dude who got beat down by the psycho queen, is when the brawling homo does a little dance like he’s on fucking broadway before being kicked out….I can here the dude who got beat down’s balls fold into a fucking into a vagina with every dance step…this is too nuts to be real.

Posted in:Gay Fighter

2010

01

Apr

Khloe Kardashian Stuffs Her Pig Face of the Day

Khloe Kardashian is a fucking pig and here she is stuffing her face…but then again when you are a a fucking beast of a person and she needs to fuel herself somehow and if it’s not with food…I have a feeling it’d be dangerous….you know if you starve this bitch out for a couple of hours we’re at risk of her grabbing anything near her, from people’s small dogs to their small children, so it’s probably best to keep her full, no matter how scary that may be to restaurants with an all you can eat ice cream bar.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Eating|Khloe Kardashian|Monster|Pig