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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

Mar

Rumer Willis and Jessica Lowndes Lesbian Kiss of the Day

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This is disturbing, not because I think girl on girl action on primetime TV designed for teenage girls is a bad thing, but because I don’t think Rumer Willis is a fucking monster and when anyone kisses her, even if that person is paid and Rumer is only cast because of who her parents are, but I do think if she has any hope for companionship, she should take the lesbian route because lesbians seem to care less about what people are wearing and less about what people look like and everything I’ve ever seen in regards to lesbians has proven thatgirls aren’t as superficial as men making lesbianism a place for all the fucking rejects to find love. Seriously, if I had a real pussy, I’d get all the low quality lesbian pussy. See I just took this negative screenshot and turned it into a positive message of hope for the reject girls reading this. I’m like a prophet. I should start my own church.

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes|Kiss|Lesbian|Rumer Willis

2010

Mar

Nicole Scherzinger Has a Purse Holder of the Day

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The Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger has a hired assistant who looks like a man who she carts around with her to make herself feel better about herself, you know a paid person you can treat like shit and make feel like they are a fucking worthless nobody who depend on you to live the goodlife or to have access to the goodlife, so that it is in her best interest to eat your shit, or else you’ll send them back where they belong, and little stunts like making the manly lookin’ assistant carry her purse out of events is just a little trick in dominance to let her assistant and the world know her place, because Scherzinger is not on the top of the charts anymore, and she knows that she can still buy that superstar feeling of everyone sucking her dick, now that she’s got the taste for it and this is just the proof….cuz we all know Scherzinger’s not too busy or too tired to carry her own purse….pretty obnoxious.

Here are some pics of her doing some Dancing with the Stars training, which is pretty much proof that she’s a latch on nobody who doesn’t have the right to be such a high maintenance cunt….

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Cunt|Dancing With the Stars|High Maintenance|Nicole Scherzinger

2010

Mar

Mel B and Her Crazy Cleavage of the Day

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Mel B is talented if you consider having a face so busted that it ruins good cleavage talent. Seriously, when she first hit the scene I didn’t really get why they called her Scary Spice, I thought it was some bullshit used to describe her excited and “crazy” attitude, but really it was a self-fulfilling prophecy about her face. It predicted that she’d end up a fucking monster and cleavage, hot body or half her head shaved can’t save that, not that you think it would, it’s really just more fuel for the fucking fire…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Mel B|Scary Spice

2010

Mar

Hayden Panettiere Does the Lohan of the Day

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I don’t really know what’s up with Lohan, but maybe she’s like me and all her utilities got cut off the last few weeks forcing you to try to step up your game to pay the fucking bills, because I’ve been noticing her popping up everywhere from photoshoots at fashion magazines, to red carpets and fashion shows, to doing interviews with different magazines and TV shows and now the craziest stunt…as Hayden Panettiere….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Lohan

2010

Mar

Sofia Vergara White Panties in a See Thru Dress of the Day

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I don’t know who Sofia Vergara is but she must be a fucking immigrant because she’s wearing white underwear and no one wears white underwear unless they are from some third world country that only has white underwear, because white underwear gets dirty a little too fucking fast, making even the cleanest bitch look like she keeps her pussy as clean as a homeless chick, but also because the second it’s under a dark dress it lights up like a fucking flare at an accident scene, at least that’s what a I learned at a highschool dance under a black light that made the conservative girl in the class cry when we told her we all could see her bra glowing under her shirt….and really it wasn’t that big of a deal and either are these Vergara pics, I just thing it’s unfortunate I don’t have any pictures from behind….to see just how dated this immigrant cunt actually is in her underwear choices…cuz you can always tell what third world country a pussy is from by the arc of her thong.

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Fame

Posted in:Panties|See Thru|Sofia Vergara

2010

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Marie-Eve here.

Jesus asked me post up the links again and it really got me thinking. I know we aren’t blood related, but he raised me well and it’s proof that sometimes family isn’t just the people you’re related to. So much of who I am today came from him and I see so much of him in myself, even in the smallest things like when he flips off cab drivers or the way and manner in which he reaches for his beer.

The one thing we have in common today is that if he is too drunk and lazy to write anything interesting for the links post then so am I.

Here are today’s links. Olympic figure skating is over, homo, so click them because you need to fill the void somehow.

Hugs and Kisses

Marie-Eve Martinez

The New Drake – For you Homos Who Care About Rich Jews Who Pretend to be Black Cuz Their Mom’s Made a Bad Groupie Decision Years Ago By Fucking Some Band Guy Who Seduced Her….
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Kate Gosselin Most Def Got Tit Implants
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Naomi Campbell is the OJ Simpson of the Modeling World. She Can Get Away With Murder
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13 Creepiest Characters from Television Shows
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All The Hot Girls Lil Wayne Has Fucked
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Because Getting Off Alone is Better Than Not Getting Off At All
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Who Would You Bang? Reese or Renee?
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Sofía Vergara Drops Some Impressive Cleavage
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The Dr Seuss Rap – VIDEO
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Nicole Appleton Pantyhose Upskirt
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Fat Kids With Knives – VIDEO
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Who the Fuck Ice Skates to Nirvana
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Pink Dildo in the Pussy – VIDEO
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Yeah, I’d Bang Emily De Ravin
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A Collection of Naughty Brides
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Zebra Lovin – VIDEO
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This is Out Future – Mini Gaga – VIDEO
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Wait Forget What I Said Earlier, Little Wayne Is the OJ Simpson of the Rap World
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Paris Hilton is See Through
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Jayme and Victoria Get It On – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And More Who Would You Bang
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This One Goes Out To All The Spandex Fiends
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The Olsen Twins Are Looking Fuckable X 2
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Gotta Love a Good, Racist Story From Middle America
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Jaafar Jackson Tried to Tazer Blanket Jackson
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Kayden Kagney and Linn Karter Are Masterbating
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Roselyn Sanchez is Hot
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Man I Want Me Some Rosario Dawson
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Alexia Lei is Like a Thinner, Hotter Snooki
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10 Awesome Game Show Answer Fails
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Drunk Chicks In Polka Dot Panties Sprawled Out In Subway
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A Bunch of Celeb Sluts At the Vera Wang Boutique Launch
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Michelle is the Type of Girl I Wanna Be All Over
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And More Kim K Cleavage
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Follow Me, You Dick.
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

Mar

Julie Benz in her Bra on Desperate Housewives of the Day

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I don’t watch Desperate Housewives because despite popular belief, I do still have my balls, but I know a lot of dudes who are forced into this shit by their wives and I’d like to say the people at Desperate Housewives are doing a pretty good job making Sunday night TV designed for women, appealing to the men forced into watching the shit. I figure it’s just smart business because eventually dude will lose his fucking mind if there’s nothing hot to distract him, leaving him either beating his wife, or walking out on her, and I guess they don’t want to ruin marriages, but instead want us all to cum together….Either way, this Julie Benz chick should make a move to middle aged lady porn, but I guess that’s kinda what she’s doing and she’s got it going on…

Posted in:Desperate Housewives|Julie Benz

2010

Mar

Mary Carey Shows Off her Fake Tits of the Day

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Mary Carey is really fucking ugly, yet she gets paid to fuck and people pay to watch her fuck and that just really confuses me. I understand people are into some really sick shit, I understand that anything weird you can think of that people have masturbated to, whether dog shit in the park, or used condoms in the back alley, or fat wives, or diseased hookers, or even shit covered anus, there is a fetish for everything, but I still don’t understand where Mary Carey fits into the equation….I guess really attractive girls get professional jobs, leaving the porn industry with limited options of addicts, freaks, or ugly bitches they have to make look presentable, or maybe they give her work cuz she has stupid fake tits, and despite stupid fake tits being easy to acquire, only stupid bitches bother getting them, leaving the talent pool kinda shallow, but I still think they should have kept her workin’ the make-up department or really anywhere that kept her off camera because I find her vile. I even ask her about why she’s so ugly on Twitter , but she just blocked me, cuz I guess the truth hurts…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fake Tits|Mary Carey

2010

Mar

Weird Brazilian Game Show of the Day

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I have never been to Brazil, I just know that some of the best asses come out of Brazil, as do some of the best models and some of the best Trannies. I also know they have some of the best beaches and some of the best bikini waxing techniques and now I’m starting to think they have some of the best TV shows. Seriously. Girls ice skating in bikinis may not seem like a genius concept on paper, because everyone knows girls in bikinis doing anything is better than girls not in bikinis, but when it comes down to it, it’s almost fucking legendary.

Posted in:Bikini|Brazilian Game Show|Ice Skating

2010

Mar

Megan Fox Bullshit in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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This made me laugh…..

On her sex partners:
“I’ve only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian. I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.”

On giving provocative interviews:
“My biggest regret is that I’ve assisted the media in making me into a cartoon character. I don’t regret what has happened to me, but I regret the way I have dealt with it.”

On her sex scene in the upcoming DC Comics adaptation ‘Jonah Hex’:
“I had on underwear and silicone covers that you wear over your breasts. My body parts are all I have left now that are only mine – the world owns everything else.”

Cry me a fucking river you whore who always knew you were a fucking whore, you can’t retract statements you made when you were milking the fact that people thought you were the sexiest pussy in Hollywood, when you were feeding into that “cartoon character” now that you know your career has no longevity, she is bullshit… but I do believe she’s only fucked 2 people in her life, it’s really the only explanation for why she’s still with David from 90210 after all these fucking years. He brainwashed her at a young age into thinking people only want her for her body, making her trust no one, believing that he is the only one who truly loves her….keepin’ her as fresh as he possibly can by stickin’ close to her and not letting her test the waters…proving yet again that a lot of girls are fucked up and lookin’ for dads….

Posted in:Bullshit|Harpers Bazaar|Megan Fox