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2010

08

Mar

Amanda Seyfried’s Hot Tits in a Movie of the Day

I hate Amanda Seyfried for trying to do this whole wholesome movie bullshit, but not so much because I hate Amanda Seyfried, but because I hate those kind of teenage love stories that fucking suck the life out of us and that give young girls the wrong idea about how relationships are supposed to pan out. It’s some false-hope building that leads to depression, in some kind of Harlequin novel formula for the younger crowd…but I do like her tits…and I really like that she’s moving on from the bullshit gigs she took cuz she was new to the scene and figured take what you can get, and into some real acting where her nice full tits on her skinny frame are put to good use….I expected this when I saw her doing that whole Megan Fox make-out scene like the attention whore she clearly is….

Sure, this is shitty quality bootleg quality, since the movie doesn’t come out for a few weeks, but it is better than nothing…Here’s the trailer….

Here are some other posts I’ve done on Amanda Seyfried…..since she’s new to the scene….

Here she is in a Sex Scene on Big Love Cuz She’s Always Been a Exhibitionist Slut

Showing off her Tit as HOllywood’s new It Girl….

Amanda Seyfried In Some Gym Clothes

Making Out With Dogs

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Tits

2010

08

Mar

Autumn Reeser Sex Scene of the Day

She was on “The O.C.” and now she’s fucking Antonio Banderas in some upcoming movie. I don’t really remember who she was, but I did watch “The O.C.” because unlike The Hills, it wasn’t pretending to be real life, so I could deal with it. Not to mention that at the time it was on, I was spending a lot of time as the creep in the college bars who needed an opener to talk to these young hot girls without coming across as creepy as I looked, and figured it was ideal to talk about something they were passionate about, and “The O.C.” was all I came up with…but I am thinking she didn’t get naked and she didn’t have big stupid tits, but it’s nice to see how things change as a bitch tries to take her acting career to the next level…especially when she does it with a nude scene and not playing a retard rape vitim or something equally “Challenging” in hollywood terms….

Either way, this sure isn’t the OC anymore…now check out these titties…

Posted in:autumn reeser|Sex

2010

08

Mar

Miley Cyrus’ White Trash Hick Cowboy Mouth of the Day

I watched the Academy Awards, or I like to call it the dick sucking fest for people who don’t really need their dicks sucked cuz they already have fooled society enough into getting ridiculously rich by pretty much playing and pretending they work. I don’t want to bother reliving the shit, cuz I tweeted the shit and I figure everyone else was too, and I’m sure everyone is talking about it today, because we are bored in life and need this celebrity shit to entertain us, or distract us, because it’s easier than finding a hobby, or doing something of value, even though the celebrity shit is just as bullshit as the movies they are in…but I did notice that Miley Cyrus was showing off her tits and despite knowing she’s a rich and slutty teenager who is starting to show off her recently developed tits, like the time my stepdaughter thought it was a good idea to show us all her used tampon the day she got her first period..

I just like the fact that Miley proves that you can take a girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of her mouth. It’s like she wants her white trash inbred lookin’ mouth, like she doesn’t want to forget her toothless crooked mouthed redneck heritage, even though she can afford a set of the best vaneers….

Here she is riding her bike – because she’s a fucking kid – you perverts – stop fantasizing about pulling some “No Adults Allowed” sweet talkin stunt..

Pics via Fame
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:cleavage|Miley Cyrus|Mouth|Tits|White Trash

2010

08

Mar

Victoria’s Secret Ad has Girls in Panties of the Day

I watched this video on mute, all I know is that it is of girls in their underwear talking about what they like in their men, I am assuming they are saying shit that everyone can relate to, because they don’t want to alienate themselves and seem unattainable, because the average guy doesn’t have rugged good looks, and isn’t a ridiculously rich, ripped with a 10 inch cock who can make a bitch cum just by grabbing her arm, or build a log cabin from scratch, and can tame a wild horse when not crying to chick flicks, saving Aids babies in Africa, writing poems and love songs, helping ghetto kids get out of the ghetto, or weaving baskets, cooking gourmet meals, paiting or doing some other homo shit that chicks get wet for, while the average Victoria Secret model boyfriend is, so whatever they are saying here, they are just trying to stay accessible, but I don’t care, panties on hot bitches are still panties on hot bitches…actually maybe I’m wrong…maybe you do have a chance with one of these girls…you should start sending her fan mail…I’m sure it’ll go over really well with them…

Posted in:Ad|Panties|Victoria's Secret

2010

08

Mar

Pubic Hair Shaving Story of the Day

This is a pretty hot story, but unfortunately the girl involved is a piece of disgusting white trash that looks like it works a backwoods gas station when not too busy getting drunk off home made screech, but at least we can all laugh at the fact that she had an accident shaving her pussy while driving without a license to a date while her ex-husband was steering in some kind of inspiring story of possible friendship after a white trash marriage breaks up, where the ex will take his fat wife to meet her customers. A story so inspiring Mo’Nique, the Academy Award winner, should take notes on, not because it’ll make a good sequel to Precious, the white version of poor dysfunction but because I saw her hairy legs on Barbara Walters and I almost threw the fuck up, that was clearly the Oscar moment I’ll never forget, unfortunately and that was without imagining the condition her fat, warm, sweaty pussy must be in. The smells….disgusting….

Either way, check out this story, it could be the best news story of the year…

Posted in:Bikini Shave|Pubic Hair

2010

08

Mar

Hot Promo Video for Some Magazine of the Day

Jacques: The Sports Issue Trailer, ‘Squash’ from Jacques Magazine on Vimeo.

If this kind of thing went down in a squash court, or a gym, or really anywhere physical activity takes place, I’d be a skinny fucking man, because this is clearly one of the hottest things I’ve ever seen, sure I’m not the best judge of what is hot and what is not, because I could get off to pictures of kittens playing in the grass cuz I’m just not that picky and don’t really have taste, I’m just down with lookin’ at fuck holes no matter what they are on, but I feel like this is on a whole other level of good and I also feel that if you know the girl in this video, you’re a better person than me….but then again, most people are better people than me….

This is for something called Jacques, I have no idea what that is, but it’s probably something I should get to know, if it wasn’t so french sounding, even though I like french pussy, but I am lazy.

Via GO

Posted in:Hot|Jacques Magazine|Squash

2010

08

Mar

Elsa Pataky has a Pussy in her Armpit of the Day

I have a friend who used to fuck armpits, he was obsessed with pit fucking, it was more than just his fetish, the motherfucker just would never shut up about the shit, it would get really annoying, it’s like he loved the smell of the armpit, the stubble, and if he found a girl built like this, with a pussy in her armpit, we probably wouldn’t have made fun of him and call him weird as much as we did, in fact he probably would still be alive today, cuz he would have never killed himself for thinking he was so weird for only being able to get off to armpit.

Posted in:Armpit|Elsa Pataky|Pussy

2010

05

Mar

Rachel Bilson is Fucking Boring of the Day

Fuck you Rachel Bilson, for seducing me early on in your career, and giving me hope that you’d be naked in movies, or at least in the party scene, feeding my fantasies at least a little, but instead you just got engaged, got boring and mock me with your conservative outfits, when I know under all that bullshit is a pussy that likes to be ravaged…it’s really insulting that she can live the good life off a cocktease….we need to start a revolt and make the bitch regain our trust to deserve our attention…any more of these boring bullshit pictures and I’m going to be forced to start putting all my energy in ruining this girl. First, I will be applying for a restraining order against her because my sex drive feels threatened by her constant boring pictures and then I am going to start a strongly worded petition that every man who likes fucking pussy will sign because this is seriously a waste of a perfectly good vagina…..and then someone should make her Canadian husband from Star Wars cheat on her so she can move on, the only access I have to him is through his sister who my friend fucked on a carpeted apartment floor in Toronto and humiliated her enough to make her hate both him and me, so we need another insider to start sending whores his way…then we’ll get Bilson back where she belongs, only with more emotional damage, something that always makes a bitch more slutty but until that happens, I hate her…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Boring|Rachel Bilson

2010

05

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am pretty happy it is the weekend, even though everyday feels like Sunday you know since I don’t have a job, but I’m pretty happy about not having a job and everytime I walk into a grocery store or pharmacy and breathe in the dirty stagnant air I realize that poverty is a decent consequence to not have to spend my days working in that shit, when in reality the people who do spend their days in the shit are still pretty fucking poor….So instead, I have spent a good part of my day trying to convince girls to make crotchless panties out of panties they have lying around the house and to take pics of them on for me….no one has done it yet…but in life, you gotta have faith….so while I wait here are some stepLINKS to distract you…. Enjoy motherfuckers…

Taylor Swift Panty Peek
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A Virgin Like You Could Learn a Thing Or Two From Mickey Rourke
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The 35 All-Time Hottest Women Of Wrestling
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I’d Fuck Vanessa Paradis, Gap Teeth and All
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Because Everyone Deserves a Little Fun on Friday Night
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Yeah I’d Bang Cheryl Tweedy, Eating Disorder and All
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Evil Dead Claymation = AMAZING – VIDEO
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Half Time Entertainment: The Hottest Dance Squads of the NBA
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Everyone’s Favorite Nicki Minaj in Fader Magazine Photoshoot
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Hottest Sandra Bullock Pics
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Did you Read my Article on the New Ed Hardy
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Star Trek: How It Should Have Ended – VIDEO
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Cecilia Bolocco See Through Dress – THROWBACK
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Busty Luna Rubbing Her Pussy on Chair
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Audrina Patridge Outtakes
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And That’s Why You Don’t BMX On a Treadmill
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Get Those Titties Out Girls – GALLERY
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Beyonce and Her Tits and Ass Can Sell Anything
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Whoa, Heidi Montag Is Looking Fucking Hot
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Janessa and Betty Are Vibrating Each Other
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Abigail Clancy
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Shay Maria Is WIN In Every Way Imaginable
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Who Would You Bang?
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ciara is Lookin Hot
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James Cameron is Getting Sued
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Blonde Amateur Gets Her Pussy Pounded
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Gina Gershon spoofs Sarah Palin in Bikini
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I Miss The Dirty, Whorish Angelina Jolie
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Zuzana Versus Christina
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Chat Roulette is Fucked Up Man
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Lillo, Frances or Jenni?
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A Bunch of Sluts at the Domino Gala
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Krissy is Oh So Sweet
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Everyday Asian Girl in a See Thru Shirt…
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BONUS!
Follow Me, all The Cool Kids Are Doing It
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

05

Mar

Rihanna’s Showing Off Her Body of the Day

I am convinced that the end is near for Rihanna. I have no real proof for this but there was a time I was a fan of hers, I was in her corner and actually thought she was kinda hot, but that was before I realized she was a cry baby psycho girlfriend who sells out her man for strangling her, even though I’m pretty sure she strangled herself and just told the cops that he did it, pretty much ruining his career, while keeping her in the media….then I started seeing her for what she actually was, a cunt….who couldn’t sing and was all a product of marketing who needed to be sent back to her shanty to mull over what she had fucking done….

But I guess as long as she wears these kinds of outfits people will keep talking about her, because we’re all perverts and we like girls who show off their body parts…so the end may not be here…but let’s hope she’s starting to feel it cuz that will just make her try harder….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rihanna|Tits