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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day
Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day
Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day
Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day
Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day
Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day
Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day
Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day
Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day
Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

01

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

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It turns out that not only is Ashley Tisdale still ugly, but she also has a big vagina. Sure I’ve never seen her really tall dude’s cock before, but based on logic, shit would look pretty fucking small if it was anything under 12 inches long, and that means Ashley Tisdale’s little frame takes it all in her like it aint a fuckin’ thing….meaning your sexual fantasies about her should end right now, cuz her pussy will be about as snug on your dick as her ugly jean shorts are on ugly legs…and the real issue in all this is that bitch is a victim of positive re-inforcement. This dude tells her how hot she is and how great she is because she knows it isn’t true but likes hearing it and he know she’s insecure and can offer her the real good life. Her parents do the same for the same reasons, making her live in this little bubble I wish someone close to her would pop, so that she deals with the fact that she’s ugly, useless and not talented by self medicating like she was Lohan…or the stripper my friend recently hired to fuck for 100 dollars.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly

2010

01

Feb

Victoria Beckham on the Beach of the Day

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Victoria Beckham was on the beach and she did what any mother of 3 should do and that was stay the fuck out of a bikini. Sure this bitch is skinny and has fake tits and in theory would be decent to see half naked like any stripper, but the truth is that any girl is good to see half naked no matter how meaty, destroyed, plastic or cold and dead their pussy is, or no matter how fat they are….because in the best case situation we can jerk off to them and best case we can laugh at them…

God knows why she’s rockin an Independent Truck Company hat, but can only assume it is because she’s taken up skateboarding and that’s all I have to say about that….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Beach|Victoria Beckham

2010

01

Feb

Katy Perry Knows What She’s Good for of the Day

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My life is like a really shitty CD on repeat. I don’t even know if I should write about Katy Perry dressed like a mermaid for her stripshow that doesn’t involve stripping, but is equally as humiliating and takes the same level of shamelessness to exploit herself and because every day she goes out there, it’s pretty clear to all of us that she’s a fucking joke, so I guess it is only fitting that she staged being engaged with Russell Brand, a homosexual comedian in on her joke, but at least she brought out her tits, cuz that almost takes away with the fact that she’s an ugly, useless, annoying piece of shit, proving that tits do save the world, lets just hope they don’t save her world, cuz if I get polluted by her shitty songs again this summer, I will probably kill myself, and I’d rather it be her than me, even if my life is shitty, I’m not ready for it to end yet….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Katy Perry|Tits

2010

01

Feb

Some Prison Erotica of the Day

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Since I know you have a hard time getting laid or finding any human contact that I know you crave so much, you can always get yourself arrested, cuz with being arrested comes prison rape….I don’t know if this is serious or a joke but I am going with serious and it is pretty fucking descriptive and I don’t think that is a good thing…I just know if I was a gay dude, prison would be like a fucking dream….

Posted in:erotica|Prison Rape

2010

01

Feb

Some People at the Grammy Awards of the Day

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The best thing about the Grammy Awards was not watching them. I admit that I used to find it entertaining to watch years ago. It was partially in hopes something crazy would happen, but that was because I had nothing better to do with myself, not that I do now, but I did have a TV with one TV Channel and that shit was all that was on….I also didn’t waste my days writing about these idiots, so now, I stay away from letting them pollute my downtime…It is also pretty obvious that it is just a bullshit marketing campaigns masked as an award show…but I did see Pink’s naked and dripping wet falling from the skylike she was in the circus and if she didn’t look like a dude, shit woulda been good enough to jerk of to…seriously whatever is going on here reminds me of when there was a fire drill when I was showering (it does happen sometimes) and I was forced to run outside naked with only enough time to grab my wife’s novelty sequined panties, which made for quite a scene when I realized my life wasn’t at risk and everyone in the building pointed and laughed, only I’m substantially less muscular and have better cleavage but here are some of the other sluts who attented the shit…and if you’re expecting these to turn you on, you’re wasting your fucking time, and you’re better off going to a pornsite or a stripclub cuz this shit is boring…but here they are anyway….cuz

Marisa Miller was Boring Doing Her One Pose that She Always Does cuz She is a One Trick Pony….

Kayley Cuoco Killed John Ritter…..and Now She Killed the Red Carpet….

Olivia Munn’s Quest to be Famous is Finally Getting Her Botttom Feeding Ass to Award Shows…Bottom Feeding to the Fucking Top…

Heidi Klum Brought Some Interracial Erotica with Her….

I’d Still Fuck Fergie…I Don’t Care How Big Her Cock Is…I Can Take It…

The Pants on the Ground Dude was Invited Proving that American Idol is a big fucking deal or that the Grammy Awards Aren’t….

The Situation Had the Hottest Tits of the Night….

Overall, it loked like a seriosuly shitty night….thank god I am too insignificant to get invited to these events….

Pics via Fame
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:celebrities|Grammy Awards

2010

30

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I wonder how many of you find the girl in this picture hot….more importantly…I wonder why I am drunk on my computer and not drunk getting lap dances from college girls who don’t realize giving poor, fat, Mexican dudes lap dances is disgusting, wrong or humiliating because they are too drunk to manage themselves…I guess I could switch things up and take this drunk elsewhere…and that’s what I am going to do…cuz we only have one life…let’s make history…or just get drunk and forget I was ambitious for that short amount of time….I just tried to convince my wife to do more drugs with me because we dont do enough drugs together and because I need financing and she said no….now my weekend plans are shot….what are you doing? Don’t answer cuz I really don’t care…I feel like I may have fucked the chemicals in my brain when huffing crazy glue earlier today…I’m gonna go die now….Cuddles…

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Here are my stepLINKS….

Best Strip Club Commercial
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Sorry Nicole Richie But DIE
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Ali Larter’s Vagina Says Wassssup
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Some Nicole Scherzinger Because She is Falling Off the Radar Faster Than You Can Read This
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Because a Virgin Like You Can’t Get Any From Elsewhere
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Kristen Bell’s Hottest Pics
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The iPad is a Fucking Comedy – VIDEO
(This is Awesome)
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UK Britain’s Got Talent Judge Amanda Holden Upskirt Panty Peek
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kanya West Says Fuck Yo’ Coloring Book!
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Some Facebook Fail Makes Me Feel Better About My Shitty Life
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You Know What? I like the Trashier Leighton Meester Better
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25 People Kicked In The Nuts
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Some Behind the Scenes Beyonce
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Kim Kardahian Says No to Fur….Unless It’s Draped Around Her Neck
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We Are All Finally Going to Get to See Lohan’s Rack
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I’d Be Into Watching Lady Caca and Angelina Jolie Get It On
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I Wish Olivia Wildes Dress Was a Little Lower Cut
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Jimmy Kimmel Keeps Beating the Dead Horse That Is This Late Night Drama and I Love It
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What’s That on Kate Hudson’s Face
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Candice Swanepoel Gallery
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Even Hitler Has Something to Say About the iPad
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And That’s Why Fucking Losers Shouldn’t Ride Motor Bikes Together – VIDEO
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Liquor Store tit Flash
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Lesbian Pussies and a Double Headed Dildo
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How To: Clean a Moving Sidewalk – VIDEO
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Mmmmmmmmm Chocolate
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Jow Jackson is a Fucking Idiot
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Ferigies Ass is Gettin’ Retarded in Here!
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Now That’s Some Tits and Pussy
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Penny For Your Thoughts – GALLERY
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I Wanna Do All Sorts of Naughty Things to Abby
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Madelyn and Marie
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Ashley’s Got a Big Rack
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Why Hello Paula!
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Shawna in Purple
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Taylor Swift is Leggy
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Michael Lohan May As Well Get His Own Cell in County Jail
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WTF is Monkey Punching? – VIDEO
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Pac Man Room Illusion – VIDEO
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Hey There Blondie
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BONUS – How I Had Sex With At Least 150 Women….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

29

Jan

Kelis Cameltoe Pictures of the Day

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I never understood the whole horse fetish . I remember I came across the shit years ago, where motherfuckers had these leather harnesses that looked like horse heads, they’d have horsetail buttplugs, and shit was a huge thing, like we lived in a time before the automobile, when your horse and a native were the only thing you had to fuck when crossing the frontier in search for gold…

I also never understood these hipster idiot club kids who wore fetish gear in public like it was stylish or shocking or some shit because it just looks stupid and I sure as hell don’t get what Kellis is doing here, it’s like she’s some kind of princess from another planet but shit looks like a fucking joke….what I do get though is cameltoe, cuz all that there is to that is a pussy big enough to each whatever clothing a bitch is wearing…and here are the weird pics…

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Cameltoe|club kid|Kelis

2010

29

Jan

Porn Kills of the Day

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It looks like porn kills. Sure, we all know that for the last few decades porn has killed a variety of people, mainly the pornstars who have drug addiction and can’t live with themselves for being the dirty, used up whores they became as an answer to their dad’s who used to rape them as kids, but I’m sure it’s also killed a lot of losers who were tired of chronic masturbating and not being able to get porn pussy so they decided to end it all with a drug overdose or hanging themselves from the rafters in their mom’s attic, but the other day, it killed some woman who was run down by a jerking off truck driver who was watching porn while he worked like me, only his work involved driving big fucking machines that can run bitches over…..I figure prison will do him some good…cuz after getting out…porn will be the last thing on his mind as every orgasm he has will bring memories of prostate induced orgasms he couldn’t control while getting prison raped….

Posted in:Kills|Porn|Truck Driver

2010

29

Jan

Aubrey O’Day Still Thinks She’s Black of the Day

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I understand that Aubrey O’Day eats fast food and gets fat because she caters to black dudes and she knows they like thick blonde bitches, but I don’t really get why she’s trying to turn her skin Beyonce, since the whole reason black dudes like her is because she’s not black, but I guess trying to explain that to an idiot is impossible….so let’s just let her do what she’s doing since she’s been doing a good enough job disappearing on her own, like she is some kind of David Copperfield and a non-existant Aubrey O’Day is a good Aubrey O’Day, so I probably shouldn’t have done this post…but too late now…

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Black

2010

29

Jan

Mary Carey is Less Fat but Stilll Disgusting of the Day

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I like to torment Mary Carey on the internet because she is fucking disgusting. She has yet to answer me because I don’t think her retarded porn brain can figure twitter out, but I usually write shit about how fat and piggy she is and how disgusting anyone willing to watch her fuck on camera would have to because she’s so fat and piggy, but it looks like she’s decided to answer me with an eating disorder, possibly hard drugs and whatever else responsible for her thinner midsection, while maintaining her retarded big tits cuz those motherfuckers are fake and I think I am going to have to start bugging her about gaining that weight back because her head is all out of balance now and is seriously too big for her like some kind of farm animal….and even a skinnier Mary Carey is a fucking disgusting experience….and here she is showing off…if you can really call it that..because that’s like a motherfucker pulling up to a group of bitches in his 200 dollar ’84 Corolla with 300,000 miles and no front seat or bumper like he’s ballin’ out…which may work in Haiti but not here….and that’s all I have to say about that….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Disgusting|Fat|Mary Carey