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2009

23

Nov

Eva Longoria Showin’ Off Her Gut of the Day

I am guessing that Eva Longoria is either pregnant, or that she’s been eating a few too much Mexican food in her marriage, since she’s found what she’s lookin for and doesn’t have to starve herself anymore, you know, now she can finally like her Mexican genetics step the fuck in and turn her into a round-ball of a woman that all other Mexicans tend to grow into when they hit a certain age, usually after they’ve reproduced a few dozen times. I guess she figures since her husband is black, the fatter she is the better, but she’s forgetting one key thing and that that logic only works for white girls and not Mexican girls pretending to be white. Either way, she’s not wearing pants and a pants off party is a party for me…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Chubby|Eva Longoria|Pantsless|Sloppy

2009

23

Nov

Rebecca from Full House Doing Yoga Cameltoe of the Day

Why couldn’t these be pictures of Kimmy Gibbler? You know the disgusting neighbor from Full House who I always wondered what she looked like naked because I figured she put out based on the insecurities of being the ugliest bitch on the show.

I always wondered if her pussy was as vile as her face and if work in entertainment for someone so ugly eventually dry up forcing her to take on sucking my dick for coke, or would she end up like that ugly actors before her, who found a career being the ugly person in the movies like Rhea Perlman, the mom in Goonies and Hayden Panettiere…..

But instead these are pictures of Becky from Full House, the hot aunt we all wanted to fuck because that’s why they cast her, and sure wanting to fuck the hot chick is acceptable, despite being obvious, and despite actually fucking the hot chick is boring as fuck cuz hot chicks put in no effort as they know they are too hot to be fucking you, or passed out in the ditch and don’t know your dick is inside them, pretty much trying to overshadow my Kimmy Gibbler accessible pussy dreams, because accessible pussy try harder and appreciate that you are fucking them because if they were you, they wouldn’t be fucking themselves, even though you are fat, hairy, herpes ridden and stink…..

So despite how meaty and abused Becky from Full House’s pussy looks in these tight yoga pants…because she had to get famous somehow or maybe because she’s had kids….it’s still good enough for you TGIF watching perverts to relive the glory days of ’89 and jerk off to this shit….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Cameltoe|Lori Loughlin|Yoga

2009

23

Nov

Emily VanCamp and Piper Perabo in Bikini Tops of the Day

There was a movie that was shot outside of Montreal in 2001 called Lost and Delirious and it was about some lesbian private school girls. Pretty solid premise if you ask me.

It starred both of Piper Perabo from Coyote and some Canadian named Emily VanCamp and I remember there being nude lesbian teenage girl scenes…..I’m just not sure if either of these chicks were in those nude scenes because I don’t keep track of that kind of shit…not because I don’t want to remember every nipple I’ve seen, but because my brain is a pile of shit from all the hard drinking that has forced me to forget to pee sometimes…..

The only tits I remember in that movie were on some local slut actress with really huge tits was in it and over the years I’ve run into her on the street a bunch of times and every single time I have screamed at her that I know what her fat tits look like because unlike the local strippers she doesn’t want to admit she is all I gotta do is press pause to refresh my memory and memorize the shit…and she’s never even offered to by me a drink. Cunt…..

It turns out that two of those Lost and Delirious are in some new bullshit movie because I guess that’s where their careers have gone….

Here’s Emily VanCamp’s Tits in a Bikini Top

Here’s Emily VanCamp with Piper Perabo in their Bras with Hot Dirty Rashes…

Posted in:Bikini|Emily VanCamp|Piper Perabo

2009

23

Nov

Meagan Good and Her Whore Boots of the Day

Here’s a black chick I want to fuck because I have a black chick fetish and because she’s got an amazing body named Meagan Good. She’s wearing Pretty Woman whore boots as a tribute to what her life could have been had she chosen the traditional prostitution instead of the whoring herself to the entertainment industry, you know, if her mother wasn’t a half jewish stage mother who sold her daughter’s soul to the entertainment industry devil when she was 4 and her dad was an LAPD cop. The kind of prostitute addicted to crack, who doesn’t wear underwear because washing the shit is too complicated and the handsoap in public washrooms isn’t hypoallergenic. The back alley blowjob style I can afford. But the unfortunate truth is that instead she’s all ego and thinks she is more famous than she actually is and will never have to put herself in a compromising sexual position to pay her rent…. and that’s one of life’s great tragedies…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Meagan Good|Whore Boots

2009

23

Nov

Amber Valetta Crawling in Short Shorts for Gamer of the Day

I have no idea what this raver shit is because I don’t really go out of my way to watch a movies called Gamer, especially when they aren’t in theaters yet, but in one of those never judge a book by its cover, shit looks fucking hysterical…..Amber Valetta is some model I’ve never heard of but who has a nice ass and this bitch is wearing a pair of little silver underwear and getting her pussy grabbed by some dude wearing a pig nose, then she’s walking around in a pair of serious ass exposing boy shorts where she crawls around on all fours before a motherfucker starts humping her leg and the whole thing is genius…..and that’s all I have to say about that….

Posted in:Amber Valetta|Ass|Crawling|Shorts

2009

23

Nov

Cheryl Cole and Sarah Harding and their Girls Aloud Bodies of the Day

I have no idea why I am putting up pictures of a shitty reality TV band that was created in the UK years ago and that hasn’t even really hit North America yet and not sure they ever will because reality TV show bands tend to have limited fucking success, but I think it’s got to do with Cheryl Cole’s tits in this dress. Yes, I am that pathetic.

Here’s Her Partner – Sarah Harding

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Cheryl Cole|Sarah Harding|Tight Dress

2009

23

Nov

Shakira Ass in a Tight Dress at the AMA’s of the Day

The American Music awards are the biggest bottom feeding award show around. In the history of doing this site, Dick Clark, the founder of the show and his boyfriend/clone/successor Ryan Seacrest had their people send me invites at least once, before realizing I’m not American Music Award material because I hate American Music but like American Titties, but for some reason the only pussy I wanted to Investigate like I was CSI belonged to Shakira and not because she uses that pussy as her Columbian cocaine smuggling mule, but because she squeezed her South American ass in this black dress, which was tight enough to distract me from her stalky midget legs…and here are the pics….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Shakira|Tight Dress

2009

23

Nov

Courtney Ford Topless in Dexter of the Day

I’ve never heard of Courtney Ford before but after an extensive google research I have discovered that she is the wife of “Superman Returns” star Brandon Routh but more importantly, she’s topless on Dexter, and it’s definitely not all that super, but it’s better than fucking nothing, now I’m not in the mood to write anything, so watchin the video than fuck yourself with your mouth since that’s the only superpower you have, but are too pussy to bust out at birthday parties cuz you realize it won’t impress chikcs, it’ll just make them thing you’re weird.

Posted in:Courtney Ford|Dexter|Topless

2009

23

Nov

Rihanna is the End of Pop Music of the Day

This is coming from someone who hates Rihanna and her over produced studio bullshit she pawns off as her own talent, so if you’re a diehard Rihanna fan and have no taste, then you probably won’t agree with me when I say that the world needs to send this cunt back to Barbados to work the beach renting Jet Skis. Seriously, she can’t sing, she just manipulated her 14 year old body into this because she had a dream and a video of a record exec fucking her up the ass and he figured he had to do what he had to do to prevent going to jail, never realizing the world are a bunch of fucking idiots who would eat her shit up without even caring that she can’t sing and never could sing.

So watch this video of everything wrong with the American Dream and most importantly the music industry…I’d like to bring back the times when people had to be talented to be marketable….seriously…..this is unacceptable…

BONUS – Here’s the Black Eyed Peas reminding us that it’s time to retire…They done….

Posted in:Pop Music Garbage.|Rihanna

2009

23

Nov

J.Lo Falls at the AMA’s of the Day

I hope her sex tape performance is better than this. Watching a sloppy fat chick act sexy fucks with my head and that’s really all I have to say…..the only unfortunate thing about all this is that she didn’t fall on her head and Natasha Richardson her fat ass self….

Posted in:AMAs|J.Lo