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2009

19

Aug

Katie Price Pumping Gas of the Day

Here are some pictures of Katie Price pumping gas because I like to remind you that this miracle is capable of everything from having the dumbest fuckin tits, to having the most extensive product line, to being married to a homosexual only to divorce the homosexual, to having a retard baby, and now to pumping fuckin’ gas. She’s a modern day hero, someone needs to give this bitch the nobel prize or some shit….or even the Pullitzer prize for one of her books…or some even erect a monument after her and I’m not talking about in your pants you low standard tacky bitch lovin weirdo.

Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price|Pumping

2009

19

Aug

Beyonce And Her Fat Ass in Her Bikini of the Day

I hate Beyonce and I am glad that Jay-Z cheats on her all the time, at least that’s what I assume he would do, because any man locked into some kind of bullshit relationship with a high maintenance twat who seemingly only cares and talks about herself while plotting evil Voodoo shit in her desinger bed sheets against those people who beat her in Award shows, like Jennifer Hudson, but here she is showing off her lazy ass that she tries to make hot while jogging on the treadmill rehearsing her Oscar speech to stay inspired in her work or some shit, and I’ll let you admire her because I can’t, partially because I find her vile, but also because she does enough admiring of herself that she doesn’t need any from us….

Here are some more pictures of Jay Z pretending to be happily married to this cunt….

Posted in:Ass|Beyonce|Bikini

2009

19

Aug

Kanye and His Whore Overcompensating of the Day

I guess it was time for Kanye to make an appearance with a girl to keep up the lie that he’s not a fag. So he chose the most obnoxious bikini he could find, you know one that he’s seen in the stripclubs the last time he had to pretend he was straight, or maybe he saw it in one of the porn mags one of his homies stole from the convenience store when they were 16 and back Kanye when Kanye realized he liked shopping better than pussy. I’m not really complaining though, she’s got a hefty booty and shit is pretty fuckin alright to look at, even if I see the gold diggin’ in her eyes, you can’t hate a bitch for riding the opportunity wave and milkin some insecure dude who is willing to be milked as long as she doesn’t try to put her hand on his dick cuz he’d find that gross…..

Posted in:Amber Rose|Kanye West

2009

19

Aug

Lil Wayne’s Having Another Baby of the Day

Black men are fuckin fertile as shit. No wonder the line at my local Walmart is filled 25 year old girls, black, white and asian all pushing around their 2-4 black babies in fake designer clothes. It’s like brothers don’t use condoms, don’t mind cumming in a bitch and have no fear of having to take care of the shit, cuz when you’re a rapper or street hustler, all you gotta do is throw some money at them, or disappear and not answer your two-way.

Lil Wayne just had a kid a few months ago, and today reported he’s pregnant again with some Jewish Black chick named Lauren London, who has been in movies and music videos and who clearly has no fuckin’ taste, cuz last time I checked, Lil Wayne was a good rapper, but pretty fucking disgusting to look at. Maybe she shoulda actled like all the Jewish girls I know and licked it like al lollipop like shit was Jewish summer camp instead of letting it explode inside her uterus….and here are some pics of her from 2006 cuz I love black girls…even when they are Jewish and not officially black…

Posted in:Baby|Lil Wayne

2009

19

Aug

Britney Spears in a Bikini for Letterman of the Day

Britney Spears was on Letterman in a bikini doing the top 10 list while I was at the worst movie in the history of movies called Funny People, that I assume was intentionally not funny at all, if anything it was pure fucking garbage that made me lose all faith in Hollywood and their ability to make something worth watching, it left me dying to die at least 5 times in the movie, I wished I was the one with the terminal disease, one fast moving enough to end the fuckin’ pain by the first hour of the movie. The real annoying thing in the whole experience was that 2 years ago I saw all those dudes doing a stand-up routine and every single joke from that comedy show that made me want to kill myself was in the fuckin’ movie, only they threw in some Adam Sandler stupid voices and a shitty fucking drawn out storyline and I shoulda been jerking off to Letterman not because he is so dreamy in his golden years, but because Britney was on the shit.

Posted in:Bikini|Britney Spears

2009

19

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Inspires the Kids of the Day

Disney is one of those companies that is so tightly knit into the kids that shit pretty much helps raise the youth. From the time Disney started back in Walt’s basement after sunday school lessons where all the little boys would sit on his lap and watch cartoons to now when Vanessa Hudgens whores out on the internet and here’s the proof that a Disney shouldn’t play the wholesome card, we all know they are directly involved in kids being sexual at younger and younger ages, whether its Miley Cyrus’ vagina in the offices of their executives or a couple 12 year olds finger banging to that new interracial movie they are droppin, or even a blow job on Space Mountain or the Tea Cups,.Disney’s got it’s scary corporate hands in the shit…and I am sure they are makin’ money on it….I wouldn’t be surprised if the motherfuckers invented Plan B contraceptive, I mean provided they were interested in girls who have had their period, but to these perverts, puberty is just yucky…remember Peter Pan? Exactly…..

Posted in:kids|Vanessa Hudgens

2009

18

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I am in diabetic … or maybe I am seeing double because I have been drinking for the last 5 hours and I don’t know my own name…but for some reason…I know how to type and post my stepLINKS…if only that was considered a talent…that said here are my stepLINKS……

Because the Movies Probably Aren’t Within Your Budget
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If My Dreams of Fucking Robin Wright Penn Are Shattered Again, I’m Going to BE One, Sad Fatman
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AHHHH JAPAN!!! What Will You Think Of Next?!
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The 10 Hottest Girls From Tarantino Films
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I Hate Sports More Than Anyone, But Lebron James is Amazing
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Sophie Monk Makes Me Wanna Push It
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Angel is Back and Hotter Than Ever
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Billy Piper Nip Slip Throwback
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Some of the Twilight Sluts
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If Michael Vick Had a Comic
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Striptease of the Day
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Brad Pitt Is A LIE-LIE-LIAR!
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Gwyneth Paltrow is a Fucking Cunt
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Whatever I Would Bang This Broad, But I Guess That’s Not Saying Much
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Celine Dion’s Vagina Is About to Be as Weathered As Her Face
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Blue Eyed Loren
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I Wish I was Banging Macauly Culkin – I Mean Mile Kunis – Too
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Madonna is So Fucking Gross
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Lohan is Really Starting to Look Beat
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Mandy Moore Made a Funny
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Kenga is Nude
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Mega Road Works Crash – VIDEO
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For the First Time…
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Heather Starlet is Dreamy
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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The Gays Really Seem To Have a Way With People
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2 Dirty Dancing Blondes
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Web Came Girl Love
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Emmanuelle Chriqui is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Liz Fuller is Topless
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GET A ROOM YOU CUNT
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Carli Banks is Lovely
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Rhianna Bikini Throwback
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Kristi Has an E Cup
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Because the Ladies ARe The Only Good Thing About Bars
I Have Booze at Home
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Why Hello There Peaches and Ivette
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Go on a Rampage With Your IGun
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There’s Something About Mary…
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Everybody Hates Michael Vick
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Now That’s an Asshole!
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FRENCH FASHION MODEL IS ALSO A HOT FUCKIN’ PORN STAR … MY KIND OF GIRL!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

18

Aug

Old Tired Haggard Sluts Hanging Out Together of the Day

Here are two Old Vaginas that need to be hung up in the rafters of the local arena and retired becuase collectively they have made more men hard than the history of the US Army since they have reached the sunset years of their sex appeal, were spotted having a secret meeting about how they are going to bring it all back by working together as a team, because they think an infomercial about 2 washed up pussies everyone wanted to fuck combined being a better deal than 1 fresh pussy will be bigger than the thighmaster, but instead they should be enjoying their menopausal hot flashes and weak bladders when telling war stories of turning men on in their glory days over a game of Bridge or Lawn bowling. Just let it go girls….

Posted in:Dinner|Pamela Anderson|Suzanne Somers

2009

18

Aug

I See Dead People / Mischa Barton of the Day

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart. I shouldn’t be hating on these pictures of Mischa Barton because for the longest time I’ve said she looked her best as the dead kid under the bed with stomach flu from the move Sixth Sense, and now she’s finally goin’ back to her roots, only instead of movie make-up, this shit is real fuckin’ deal unhealthiness and it is really sexy. I guess it’s the same reason I went hunting through the Emergency Room at every hospital trying to find people with Swine Flu or terminal illness to be there last lover like I’m the fuckin’ make a wish foundation, or how my friend applied for a job at the morgue to wash dead people, because of all the pussy he figured he’d getto see that wouldn’t say no, only she’s not dead yet, just going through a bit of a rough patch that may leave her dead while lookin’ like death and the whole thing is far too gothic for me, bitch needs to invest in some blush, or a spray tan, maybe even a vacation cuz this is almost to the point of scary.

Posted in:death|Mischa Barton

2009

18

Aug

Janice Dickinson’s Thinks She’s The Original Supermodel of the Day

I read somewhere that Janice Dickinson claims she is the original supermodel, meaning before her there was no other supermodel and since her there have been thousands of supermodels. I know it is a lie, because if she really believed that she was a fuckin’ supermodel, she’d put a little more pressure on herself than to go out lookin like this haggard piece of dog shit that just got run over by a bus. I mean the only thing super on her is the fact that she’s got a set of fake tits and that’s only super in the ghetto stripclub where drug addiction makes saving up 5,000 dollars impossible, where as Dickinson’s tits are just a dime a fuckin dozen where she’s from and I guess I shouldn’t be bothering posting on her but there’s not backing down now. I am in too deep.

Posted in:Janice Dickinson|Supermodel