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2009

17

Aug

A Little Black on Monster Video of the Day

Here’s some footage from the new Kardashian show and it’s fucking miserable to watch. A lot of emotions are running thru me right now and all of them end in suicide. I don’t understand how America allows trash like this to have a show, like they are relevant or have anything to offer the world other than leasons in how to make your dead father regret leaving anything to your cunt ass in his will. The show should change its name to “The Kardashian Sisters Hang with Black People” and the highlight of it is when he asks if she dates athletes cuz they are taller than her, which was the soft way of asking if she only dates black people cuz with a monster head like that, she’s gotta have a pretty seriously large gaping pussy to fill. True story.

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|Kissing|Terrence J

2009

15

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I have nothing to say. It is 10 am. I spent the night in the woods. Accidentally. I haven’t slept much. I smell like bark and I just got in. I don’t know what happened but I am pretty sure I had sex with a tree. It was magical. So people who say drugs are bad are just boring and wrong, cuz without drugs I may have never had the best sex I can remember with a tree because it took drugs for my brain to think she was hot and worth fucking. Some people say I am not an environmentalist but environmentalists hate me. They lecture me and try to make me guilty for not composting. Well I think those people are bullshit and don’t love trees as much as I do and probably never will, so next time they bug me about donating to some emissions or recycling or tree planting bullshit, I’ll just have to bust the photo from last night to prove it.

Here are my stepLINKS….

These Sluts Do What They Are Told
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HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!
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the Jonas Brothers Finally Hit Puberty!
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Vanessa Hudgen’s Hottest Pics
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Lap Dance Work Out
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Let’s Bask in the Glory of Sarah Hardings Ass Together
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Jump, Kick Fail – I Love Seeing Kids Fall
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Rebecca Romijn Camel Toe!
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Renee Zellweger Just Keeps Getting Weirder Looking
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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AHHHHHHH Tricia Helfer
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Striptease of the Day
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Michael Hepls Crashed a Car
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Eve Longoria is Lookin Alright
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Nicol and Kayla Get It On
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What? Isn’t This The Way Everyone BBQs?
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Get Ready for the Biggest Piece of Shit Ever
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Girls Gotta Keep on Jumping
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Wet Tshirt Contests Are Always Fine By Me
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what Good is a Gun For, If Only to shoot Yourself – VIDEO
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Girlfriend Makes a Porno
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Adele Makes My Penis Hurt in a Good Way
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Love When Guys Eat It On Ramps – VIDEO
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Posh is So Fucking Gross
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I Love Me Some Shay Laren
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Imogen Thomas Topless
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Lina Goes Green
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Bambi and Petra
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Shakira Has Still Got It
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Jenaveve is Oh So Sexy
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Because The Only Thing Awesome About Toronto is the Babes
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Everyone Loves a Slutty Bridesmaid
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Surprise!! Stewie is Gay!!
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44 Sluts Posing With Les Paul Guitars
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Sandy is a Romantic at Heart, and When I Say Heart, I Mean Vagina
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Playboy Miss September – Kimberly Phillips
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High School Brawl – VIDEO
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How About Some Mystery Meat?
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Lady Caca Wants the Gays
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BOOOOOOOB FIIIIIIGHT!
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Peta Treats Women Like Pieces of Meat
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HERE’S THE MOST FUCKABLE GIRL ON THE INTERNET…..IF SHE DOESN’T BLOW YOU TO DEATH FIRST
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Some Quebec Slut Who Banged Ben Affleck Making Out with Strippers
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

14

Aug

Aubrey O’Day is Turning Black of the Day

I find Aubrey O’Day’s strategy to stay famous pretty racist. She’s darkened her hair-up to look like a light skin black girl gone blonde, she’s taken up eating and is getting thick and she’s even started tanning heavy, all in efforts to look like some kind of Beyonce, because I guess her target market is black dudes, and she thinks that is what they want, even though everyone knows that black dudes don’t like fuckin’ black women, and she had better luck with the white angle, but I guess she hasn’t figured that one out as she goes out partying with her black girlfriends like she wasn’t from Palm Springs and was straight from the ghetto…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Black

2009

14

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

In case you were wondering Ashley Tisdale is still ugly and I guess she realizes it because now she’s dressing ugly too. I guess that’s a good thing because there’s really no point for an ugly person to dress hot, if anything that shit pisses me off, while Tisdale’s career and sense of importance pisses me off, at least she knows she isn’t much too look at, otherwise she wouldn’t have got a nose job, but maybe next time she should go for something a little more dramatic, like a face transplant. For the record – I’ve used that joke before….it is Friday.

Posted in:Acid Wash|Ashley Tisdele|Ugly

2009

14

Aug

Megan Fox in her White Dress of the Day

I’d fuck Megan Fox, even knowing that her pussy belongs to the dude from 90120, which I guess is the only thing he owns, now that he hasn’t worked in the last two decades, unless he gets royalties for his life changing work on the show, because it is still being syndicated in third world countries, which I guess makes sense, but is a lot less entertaining than the idea of him not only fucking this bitch but also living off this bitch just to rub in how much your life sucks….you know just to remind you that David from 90210 is fuckin’ better than you, something I’m sure anyone would never want to admit…and once they do, are forced to kill themselves, because you can’t live with yourself knowin’ that….

Posted in:Megan Fox|White Dress

2009

14

Aug

Jordan Takes Her Tits for a Jog of the Day

If you’re wondering how to treat a pair of the most ridiculous fake tits ever stuck into a whore, here’s your answer, you take them running. I don’t know what benefits that have, other than maybe loosin’ them up and makin’ them feel as real as two ridiculous sized tits can possibly feel, or maybe she jogs to justify how skinny she is because she’s so concerned about her image and reputation that having people find out she has an eating disorder would be the death of her career, but I doubt that, considering she has a sex tape with an African.

Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price|Tits

2009

14

Aug

Miley Cyrus’ Whore Friend of the Day

So Miley Cyrus has a back-up dancer and friend who is in her 20s and who dresses like some piece of shit prostitute you’d let go down on you because you’re a vacuum saleman and in some remote town with little else goin on. You know the kind of girl you meet at the bar/diner/grocery store that is connected to the town’s gas station who is just lookin for a little love and a little money to pay for her three illegitimate kids and her denist bill because all her teeth are rottin’ out from never learning how to brush her teeth proper as a kid cuz they didn’t have runnin’ water….or some other poverty ghetto shit. Only this bitch had a gift card at American Apparel…..and lives in LA.

Here is a video one of Miley’s concerned fans made about this slut Mandy Jiroux being a bad influence on Miley, despite Miley being a total piece of shit whore….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Whore Friend

2009

14

Aug

Joan Collins Showing Off Her Body of the Day

These pictures of 77 year old Joan Collins on vacation. A vacation from what, I don’t know, because you’d think at 77 her entire life was a fucking vacation, even on vacation from using the toilet, because at a certain age, everything kinda shuts down, dies off and waits for death, but she looks fuckin’ amazing. Seriously, lookin at her makes me wish I was an orderly at the old folks home again, at least the one where she was living, because having my way with her when she is heavily medicated, asleep, deaf and too big in the vagina area to feel me, would actually not depress me after I cum, like it used to depress me after I was done with all the other old ladies I used to service in their final years, because I’m just a good guy like that. I figured we all need love sometime, even when least expected or wanted…

Posted in:Joan Collins|Legs

2009

14

Aug

Christina Ricci and Her Shorts of the Day

I know what you’re thinking…Christina Ricci hasn’t really been hot since she was in Casper…when she was 10…and that’s why you shouldn’t be working as a school bus driver or as camp councillor or even as a barber at Kid Cutz. You are a sick person and need to be locked up and Christina Ricci is a sick person for slaughtering her tits because she thought they were too big….Here she is in shorts.

Posted in:Christina Ricci|Shorts

2009

14

Aug

Chris Brown’s Shitty Apology Song to Rihanna of the Day

If your day isn’t shitty enough, here’s a song Chris Brown made for Rihanna to milk the fuck out of the whole beating the fuck out of his girlfriend situation, where motherfucker sounds like he’s been shot in the kneecap and forced to drag himself 60 miles through the desert with no water to safety. I didn’t listen to the words but I do like to celebrate really bad fucking things every once in awhile, especially when I know it is bullshit, because Rihanna and Chris Brown are still together….motherfucker garbage…

Posted in:Chris Brown|Rihanna|Song