I am not into infantilism, you know that fetish where you get dressed up in a fuckin’ diaper, bonet, onsie, with a fuckin’ pacifier, adult sized play pen, adult sized toys, where a whore comes in a feeds you with a bottle, where you crawl around like a baby goin’ all “GOO GOO, GAGGA”, before soiling yourself, getting changed, all with a huge fuckin’ boner.

But I am into Rompers. It’s the whole having to get fully naked to take a piss shit, because topless pissing girls are what make my fuckin’ world go ’round, throw in a pair of wierd pantyhose, and we’re fuckin’ rockin out like that obscure 18 year old Korean foreign exhange student who hangs out down the street from me and dresses like a fuckin clown in constant variations of pantyhose, because I guess that’s the Korean style, or at least her attempt to be North American while studying science. Not that has anything to do with Shenae Grimes, but has everything to do with the weird outfit she’s wearing….

Fuck yourself for not getting this story. Maybe I’ll take a picture of her so you get it. Asshole.

Speaking of assholes, who the fuck is asking this bitch for an autograph, you’re gonna give her an even bigger ego than she probably already has. Stop the fuckin’ madness and have her come back to Canada with her tail between her legs, only to spend the rest of her life talking about how she coulda been a big star. I’ve seen that movie and I like it, mainly because I like other people’s failure….

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