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2009

14

May

I Still fucking Hate Lady Gaga of the Day

I don’t understand why Lady Gaga speaks the way she does. I don’t understand her whole act. I don’t think she deserves fame. I hope this is a last album for her. I think she’s milking this gay angle too much and after an insider at her label told me they created her to target the gay market, so this is all bullshit, this is her mocking homosexuality, so all you fucking sisters out there, all you fucking’ ass licking faggots, understand this is all a lie and she’s manipulating you. Stop supporting her.

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2009

14

May

Hilary Duff Pregnant of the Day

I heard that Hilary Duff is 7 weeks pregnant and doesn’t know who the father is, because it all went down around the same time her boyfriend was in the Hockey Playoffs and they needed to use her to boost team morale. I mean that or she’s been eating a lot or doing the Kim Kardashian workout DVD, because that’s the only explanation for her maternity outfit, and trust me, I know maternity outfits, I spent the better part of a year protesting pro-abortion outside of a maternity store every saturday because I felt the world was over-populated and hated the whole obnoxiousness of having kids, the whole you think you’re good enough to have another one of you walk the earth bullshit…and none of that matters, because pregnant or not, I would love to explore this bitch’s womb.

Posted in:Hilary Duff|Pregnant

2009

14

May

Hotness on the Beaches of Dubai of the Day

I like to think of myself as a man of the world, a real globetrotter, a man who hasn’t left the comfort of my soiled couch for close to a decade, someone who’s idea of a vacation is when my wife goes to her doctor’s appointments, so the chances of me every witnessing the glorious beaches of Dubai and the hot skimpy outfits the bitches rock are slim to none, but again, I get to live vicariously through the internet and it’s glorious…..

Posted in:Beaches|Dubai

2009

14

May

Shannon Elizabeth is Still Alive of the Day

When a list has Michelle Obama and Chelsea Handler on the fuckin list, you know it’s not legit at all. When Katy Perry is 15 on the fucking list, you know it is written by girls. When Jennifer Love Hewitt is number 10, people are getting paid the fuck off, but at least Shannon Elizabeth isn’t on the shit, because she’s pretty insignificant and she looks fuckin’ horrible, despite her body still being bangin’. At least she got an invite to the party, which is more than I can say for myself.

Here she is in a shitty see through…

Posted in:Alive|Shannon Elizabeth

2009

14

May

Jennifer Aniston is a Baby Thief of the Day

Someone call the police, check the missing person’s reports, issue an amber alert or some fucking shit, because Jennifer Aniston has finally taken what she thinks she deserves, but can’t manage to get on her own and that’s a baby.

I guess her hormones are all out of fucking wack, because everyone knows that a baby is the worst kind of STD that never seems to disappear. For 18 or more years, you have to put up with its bullshit, you have to compromise your busy schedule for it and the only joy it brings is when it sleeps over at a friends house, other than that, it’s some needy shit, like demanding food, clothing and shelter like it’s your fuckin’ job, without realizing that you made them, and they should go out there and beg for change on the street to contribute to the household, like your own little army of earners.

Either way, I just don’t get the appeal of breeding, I only think it’s cool when it’s teenage pregnancy, but that’s just because I am a pervert, I guess neither does any man who has been with Jennifer Aniston, like that Brad Pitt guy, he always refused and he was always convincing that he’d never have kids, oh, right…sucks to be Aniston, I guess.

Check out the guilt in her shifty eyes. She’s up to no good, I can tell…

Posted in:Baby|Jennifer Aniston|Kidnapper

2009

14

May

Minka Kelly’s Got Some Booty of the Day

I don’t know who Minka Kelly, but I’d like to introduce you to her ass. Not that I’ve ever met her or her ass and really have no business introducing you to anyone, but this is my site and I can do anything I want, including write useless posts about nothing, because that’s really to basis of my existence.

Posted in:Ass|Booty|Minka Kelly

2009

14

May

Katy Perry Works the Internet of the Day

Katy Perry realized that there’s some pretty important moves one has to make when your talent is minimal, your novelty act is played out and your looks are definitely not there, and that’s be friends with the most influential internet personality, so that he gives you props whenever you ask, and those props translate into millions of little girls buying your record and tickets to your shows.

Sure, I hate that Perez is the powerhouse that he is online, but I know people he has linked to, who corporations have given record deals to, I know people with T-Shirt companies who have sold out stock becuase they were linked on his site. I know he wouldn’t have mattered had the internet not existed, or had it not gone totally mainstream, but now everyone is watching him and listening, even though he’s really got no business being where he is, but has managed to do it and have an empire built off it, when he should really just be in a back alley suckin dick, someplace his lonely self would be much happier, but whatever, who cares, what matters is this fake friendship that is so fuckin’ obvious and here are the pics of Perez loving every second because he doesn’t realize he is being used.

Lets hope it all falls apart.

Check out the video if you care….

Posted in:Katy Perry|Perez Hilton

2009

14

May

I want to Fuck Janice Dickinson of the Day

I don’t know what it is about Janice Dickinson, maybe it’s her tits or her jacked up dick suckin’ lips, or maybe it’s her insanity and partying ways, that just make me want to jerk off on her face when she’s asleep on the plane next to me, not that that would ever happen, because I don’t fly in luxury, in fact I don’t fly at all, but I figure it’s the only chance I’d ever have getting close to her, you know my kind of mile high club, because she doesn’t look like the kind of girl who would take public transit here, where I normally jerk off on sleeping people, and I really only do that on sleeping homeless people late at night, and it really only happened once a bunch of years ago, but you do get what I’m sayin’, Dickinson reeks of sex and I like it.

Here is the Video….She is even more amazing in video….

Posted in:Janice Dickinson|Tits

2009

14

May

Natalie Portman Flashes Some Ass of the Day

I never understood the appeal about this Natalie Portman slut. It seems like every geeky Jewish kid I ever meet find her to be the fuckin’ poster woman for their people or some shit. I always found her boring and these pictures claim that they are of her “dressed” like a geek for some movie she’s in, flashing her weird panty ass, but this is really how I always see this bitch when she pollutes my computer screen. Sure an awkward bitch is usually an easy lay, you know all crazy in bed from being so reserved in everyday life, until the asthma attack hits, but there’s really nothing hot in these pictures, but I have to post the pictures so I’m going to.

This one’s for Sean Penn…

Posted in:Ass|Natalie Portman|Panty

2009

13

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I wonder if famous people read the site and by famous people I mean Miley Cyrus because I do all this for her. Baby if you’re out there, this struggle is all for you….

Here are my links…

Find the Slut You’ve Always Wanted Here
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This Video of a Homeless Person Saving Katherine McPhee From the Paps is Amazing
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Bye Bye Jenny…
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The 9 Hottest South African Women
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When a Sexy Lady Gets Caught on a Fishing Line
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I Am In Love With
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Bunny Boiler is a Lifeguard
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Courtney Cox is Gonna Get Smacked the Fuck Down
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Mike Tyson Punch Out Rap
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In Unholy Matrimony
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Pizza, Dirty Looks, and European Beer
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Striptease of the Day
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If The Food Doesn’t Kill You, The Waitress Will
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Russle Brand is Sticking His British Penis Inside Holly Madison
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Where the fuck is Paris Hilton’s Ass?
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Rachel Hunter Paty Upskirt Throwback
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Jesus Christ Marilyn Manson is Fucking Terrifying
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Shanna Moakler Resigns From Miss California Pageant Because She is a Self Righteous Cunt
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Man, Megan Fox is Really Turning into a Little Whiney Bitch
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MAGGIE SPEAKS!
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Roxanne is Just Plain Raunchy
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Man I Wanna Punch Tyra Banks in the Face
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Epic Scooter Stunt Fail
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Nothing Wrong With a Buxom Blonde
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And You Thought Coco Had an Ass
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Beware of the Bear
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Audrina Patridge Takes Her Tits For a Walk
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Apparently Lohans Place is Like a Neighborhood Crack Den
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I’m Starting to Feel Like I Have Seen Danielle Lloyds Tits More Than My Own
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Beck Wants You to Have the Right Point of View
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Why Hello Sexy Shayla
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I Don’t Know Who Eirini Karra is But I Am Starting to Think I Should
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Everything About Katerina Will Make You Smile
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Spencer Pratt’s Head is So Far Up His Own Ass It’s Incredible
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Fun With an Excercise Ball
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The SCariest Tits You Will Ever See in Your Life
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Paris Hilton Will Solve World Peace One Pack of Valtrax At a Time
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When Drunk Girls Make Out
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Okay Hulk Hogan is Most Def a Homo
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Jello Wrestling Bikini Sluts
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Orange Twins are Dressed Like Whores
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Posted in:stepLINKS