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2009

03

Jun

Miranda Kerr Naked in Rolling Stone of the Day

I fell in love with a model the other day. She was working inside some trendy restaurant, while I was sitting outside trying to get people to give me their doggy bags, without realizing that 99% of people don’t leave trendy restaurants with leftovers, I guess it’s frowned upon.

I guess this tall, model lookin bitch who was probably working as a waitress in Canada because she lacked confidence and thought she wasn’t good enough to move to LA or NYC to become professional, kept coming outside for a cigarette and I figured I’d chat her up, knowing she had no self esteem despite having an amazing body, unfortunately, she didn’t have low enough self esteem to acknowledge me. I just kept trying to chat her up and she just kept lookin the other way. I feel like Miranda Kerr would probably do the same and here she is in some pics for Rolling Stone, wearing nothing but bush.

Here is Miranda Kerr Ringing a Bell at some Promo Event the other day…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Naked|Rolling Stone

2009

03

Jun

Sara Jean Underwood Showing Off Stomach of the Day

Here’s some Playboy model at some event that is obviously feeling the recession and can only really afford to bring in some low fucking level talent to work whatever the fuck she’s working in some weird 90s middrift top. This is one step away from where she belongs, handing out condom samples to high school students, explaining how important safe sex is because she didn’t think condoms were that big of a deal but now her pussy won’t stop dripping green shit.

Hey man, I tried. That’s all I can really do, what the fuck else do you expect me to say about some Playmate in non-nude pictures at a fucking event. I haven’t left my house in 4 days, I can’t really relate to decent blonde pussy, I mean other than via masturbation fantasies, so I’m leaving this post as is.

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood|Stomach

2009

03

Jun

Kendra Wilkinson Talking About Her New Show of the Day

I didn’t really watch this whore interview, I mean whole interview, because the second I heard her and her mom whining at each other about furniture, I was ready to suffocate both of these cunts, ideally with my cock at the same time, but unfortunately, I don’t have that kind of equipment, but it’s a fantasy and I can do anything I want. Either way, if you’re interested in hearing more about Kendra, or if you’re more into Los Angeles morning television hosts with their raspy cocaine huffin’, chain smokin’ voice and cleavage, who I would wake up to a fuck myself watching every single day, while she sucks up to E! about how great their programming is, hoping to get found and picked up onto a real network, because she’s not getting any younger, and moving to LA was not meant to be to land some local bullshit show, watch this clip

Posted in:Kendra Wilkinson|New Show

2009

03

Jun

Heather Graham at The Hangover Premiere of the Day

I hate admitting that I find things funny because it fucks with my hating on everything, but the movie The Hangover trailer made me laugh. Historically, when movie trailers make me laugh, the movie itself doesn’t, I guess they use all their decent jokes to lure people, or maybe the stupidity in small doses is acceptable, but after 30 minute of the shit, you want to fuckin’ kill yourself, and when you sit there just waiting for the funny joke you saw in the trailer to play out, just to keep you from wanting to kill youself, you know you should have listened to your instincts and hated it from the second you heard about it, instead of letting their marketing win you over.

So that’s not an endorsement, that’s just my relationship with them movie The Hangover, and here is Heather Graham at the premiere, busting out of her dress like this was 1999 and she still had the hottest tits in the industry, and you gotta love her for that, at least I know I do. It’s like longevity thanks to perseverance, so don’t give up on us now baby, those natural tits can carry you into the next 2 decades….

Posted in:Heather Graham|Premiere|The Hangover

2009

03

Jun

Bridget Marquardt Goes to the Doctor of the Day

Today is a boring day, so I figure I’ll keep the boring going with pictures of Bridget Marquardt lookin like shit at her doctor’s office and the reason I am posting it has something to do with her being a Playboy star who Heff made his his hired girlfriend, but I am also posting it out of excitement because there are so many reasons I whore could be hitting up a doctor. The most obvious would be plastic surgeon to adjust her tits, or rebuild her vagina, you know because she’s all hollywood and shit, but I like to think she’s at the doctor getting the cancer cells burnt off her cervix like the ravaged with HPV kind of girl she is, or maybe she’s there getting an abortion, which would explain her smile, cuz everyone knows what unwanted pregnancy can do to your career as a girl marketed as someone everyone would want to fuck, except me, because I don’t think she’s really got it going on and I won’t let the media concvince me that she does.

Here are the shitty pics.

Posted in:Bridget Marquardt|Doctor

2009

03

Jun

Katie Price and Her Lame T-Shirt of the Day

I don’t know who Katie Price has been consulting, but I think they’ve been giving her some positive reinforcement that she’s probably taken a little too literal and to heart and decided to wear the shit on her chest as her marriage to her gay husband crumbles and she must rise from the ashes with her big fake tits.

I am still half asleep – things will get worse as the day progresses. Get ready for it.

Posted in:Katie Price|T-Shirt

2009

02

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I just wanted clear up that I know Riley Keough is not Michael Jackson’s daughter and it was just a bad joke on the site. I couldn’t believe people actually emailed me to correct me like they bother reading my garbage. Thanks. You make me feel worth something in this worthless world. You give me something to do and give me the illusion that I have friends.

Here are my links, the only thing worth anything these days….

Philosophical Moment…
GO

Lady GaGa is Really Good At Making Me Want to Puke
GO

Import Model Booty Shake
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Better Than the Harlem Globetrotters?
GO

Close-ups Of Kendra Wilkinson’s Big Tits
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Gavin McInnes Get Knocked the Fuck Out
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All The Pregnant Ladies, Put Your Hands Up
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Nick Stevens is Under Nancy Pelosi’s Desk
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A Tribute to Men Staring at Boobs
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No Italian Stallions in Sight
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

striptease of the Day
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Media – Adam Lambert is Gay, Me – No Shit
GO

This Chair Fucker Dude Has to Be a Closet Fag or Something
GO

Maria Sharapova Panty Upskirt
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Leona Lewis is Bangable, Maybe That’s Why Obama Likes Her
GO

Heidi and Spencer Quit That Fucking Shitty Show Already!!!
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Rumer Willis is Fucking Weird Looking
GO

The Last Living Survivor Of The Titanic Has Passed Away
GO

AHHHHHH Bikini Contests
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Ashley Bulgari is Lovely
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How to Tow Cars in Belgium
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Teen Masterbation Fantasy
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Kayden Strips Down to Service Herself
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Now HERE’S a Job You Can Excel At!!
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Cody Takes It Off
GO

Where Has Mila Kunis Been?
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Kitty Lea is ToplessS
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Ain’t No Party Like a Two Girls Gettin’ Naked Party
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Okay This Is Gonna Sound Racist, But Seriously Black People Take This Weave Shot Too Far
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Aneta Keys Strips Down
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Melissa Joan Hart Isn’t Fat Anymore
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Christina Cruise is a Playboy Babe
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Man vs. Wild With Will Ferrel
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Michael Jackson is Really Reaching For Anything He Can Get Here
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Midget Fucker!!
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Because It’s Only Tuesday And If I Already Want to Kill Myself, You Probably Do Too
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

02

Jun

John and Kate Continue The Publicity Push of the Day

Here is the fame hungry whore, the one who pushed her husband away, forcing him to cheat on her, because she got caught up in the limelight, and figured if he did cheat on her, it’d make for a good season, because nothing on TV is real and because she only cares about money and other pussy, since there’s no way she’s not a fucking dyke.

Here she is showing off the TLC funded tummy tuck in her bikini because it’s the easiest way to get media coverage and stay in the tabloids, because the internet likes bikini pictures, it’s really the only reason you’re on this site right now, I don’t kid myself into thinking it is for my genius, uneducated writing….

Anyway, this bitch represents the devil and knowing 8 kids have crawled out of that pussy is pretty disgusting but who knows, maybe you’re down.

Posted in:Bikini|John and Kate Plus 8

2009

02

Jun

Some Mary Cary and Ron Jeremy Bullshit of the Day

Mary Cary and Ron Jeremy are two people who are so fucking ugly they make me never want to have sex, or even masturbate again, but for some fucking reason they are both pornstars and get paid to fuck on camera for people to watch and masturbate to.

Shit’s gotta be on some next level fetish, maybe they are ugly brother and sister, but I don’t think that is the case if anything the fact that they’ve made careers getting naked, just gives my wife hope that despite her rash, obesity and mobility issues, she too get get fucked on camera because there will always be someone willing to watch….

Here they are at some launch party for some porn called Celebrity Pornhab with Dr Screw. These porn assholes aren’t just ugly but also comedic geniuses.

Posted in:Mary Cary|Porn|Ron Jeremy

2009

02

Jun

Pink and Cary Hart in Bicycle Shorts of the Day

Nothing says homosexual relationship more than two men in spandex shorts going on a romantic bike rides on a 10 speed, other than two men on rollerblades in cut off jean shorts.

This couple’s been through so much, you know pretending they are a heterosexual couple, hiding Cary Hart’s gayness and Pink’s penis, and these pictures are proof that they are almost ready to accept who they are and the fact that their favorite passtime is all night cock slappin’,

So I guess it first starts by going out in public in bike shorts….but it won’t be long before they cut up the best fitting jeans and strap on their blades.

Here they are keeping it Gay, but not too Gay.

Posted in:Bike Shorts|Cary|Pink