Some stunt was coordinated over a week ago where people went to work in their bikinis, I realize that I am slow on this shit, but I don’t really stay on top of promotional stunts or weird internet stunts in cities I don’t live in, but I guess I should, because seeing everyday girls in their bikinis, in the middle of the city, is pretty fucking great, especially since I am the kind of guy who is all strippered out, and appreciate seeing real life girls who aren’t paid to get naked, half naked, it’s a lot more erotic, and here’s the video while I re-hydrate.
2009
27
May
stepLINKS of the Day
My life is complicated, like that Avril Lavigne song only way less commercially successful, but much more charming. That’s what I like to believe.
I’ve spent the last 3 hours trying to seduce girls promising them fame, unfortunately none of them have ever heard of me or my site.
I guess none of that is really as big of a deal as the fact that I have a very small penis.
My life really isn’t complicated at all, if anything it’s just a very long, drawn out, boring joke and here are my stepLINKS.
Sluts Who Who Do What You Want, When You Want
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Michael Lohan Threatened to Kill His Fiancee
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Captain Kirk’s Back Rub
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The 9 Sexiest Women From The Bronx
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When Mothers Start Internetting
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You Are Gonna Love Katie Cassidy
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When Nerds Battle
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Avril Lavigne Must Be Half Retarded
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7 Things You Say While Assembling Something From Ikea
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George Lucs Rap Attack?
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Legs, Cleavage, Beer, & A Green Screen Studio
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Striptese of the Day
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Simona Halep Wants Breast Reduction, Tears Shed Across Globe – PICS
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Here’s a Dog That is Smrter, Fitter and In Better Shape Than You Are
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Justin Gaston is Retarded o Has Down Syndrome or Something
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They Want to Lick Your Lollipop and By Lollipop They Mean COCK
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Remember Marla Maples? Maybe Her Nipples Will Jog Your Memory
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Drew Barrymore Loves Gay Marriage
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Josh Brolin is a Dirty Whore
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Britney Spears May Illegally Buy a Black Baby, Since She is Taking Parenting Advice From Madonna
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Katy Perry FHM Photoshoot Video
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TV Upskirt Compilation
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A Bored Camera Man Means Sexy Video For Us
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Honestly Lady Gaga, Shut the Fuck Up
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Liquor Store Tit Flash
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Aria Giovanni and Tera Patrick Get It On
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Emily Scott Does Ralph Magazine
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Now That’s a Mighty Fine Ass, Mighty Fine Indeed
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Megan Fox is Lookin Good On The Set of Her Photoshoot
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Lily llen Hates Susan Boyle
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Remember Jenn Jameson Before All The Surgery?
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Eve Shows Off the Beef
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Ennie is Naked
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Jailbail of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lanni Barbie is Busty
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American Idol Was Totally Fucking Rigged
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Holy Fuck I Love 80’s Fitness Shit
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Her Pussy Will Eat You Alive
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Mike Tyson’s 4 Year Old Daughter is Dead
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Do It Like This
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The Science Behind Being a Perv
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Drunken Lake Havasu Party Girls: Memorial Day Edition
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2009
27
May
Rihanna is Fucking Hot in Kanye’s New Video of the Day
Here’s Kanye’s video that hit yesterday featuring Rihanna in her fuckin’ lingerie looking pretty fuckin’ amazing. I think I love her.
Posted in:Kanye West|Paranoid|Rihanna
2009
27
May
Ashley Tisdale’s Legs Don’t Fool Me Into Thinkin She’s Not Ugly of the Day
No matter how much work this Tisdale chick gets done to herself, she keeps stayin’ ugly. I don’t really understand it but it reminds me of a conversation I had earlier today, when a girl was telling me about her boyfriend’s band that was called The Cockroaches, where I responded “How cute, he named it after you”, only I was just trying to be funny with her, while I actually think that shit applies to Tisdale, because she is a fucking cockroach of a girl who just doesn’t go away, like the cockroaches in my shitty apartment, depsite not really having much purpose in being there, but to just annoy the fuck out of me. Not that I really understand why I have this kind of emotionaly instability when it comes to this bitch, but I do and that concludes the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch of the day.
Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Legs
2009
27
May
Megan Fox Does a Photoshoot of the Day
I met my very own Megan Fox earlier today. She was this hot blonde chick who asked me for a lighter on the street randomly. I didn’t have a lighter because I don’t smoke, so I said no, but then I remembered I don’t change my pants and grabbed some matches the other week at a restaurant, so I called her back saying I had matches, only to realize that I didn’t. I apologized. She said I got her hopes up. I said “Yeah, I really fucked you” she walked away creeped the fuck out and I screamed after her saying “I’m going to write about this on Craiglist misconnections”. I am pretty sure she felt the love.
Here’s Megan Fox doing some photoshoot. My favorite part of it are her white pants because of the suspense that comes with wearing white pants – will she get a surprise period or not – only time will tell – amazing.
Posted in:Megan Fox|Photoshoot
2009
27
May
Gabriel “Gabby” Agbonlahor’s Ugly Girlfriend on the Beach of the Day
This is some “footballer” and by “footballer” I mean pro soccer player in Europe, I just like to pretend I know what’s going on, using big words to sound worldly because it impresses the ladies. Even though I know the white and black ball is called a fucking soccer ball and not a fucking football. I also know the black and white player named Gabriel Agbonlahor’s may have white features, but likes to keep his taste in women Nigerian as fuck, because this pig in a bikini is what he’s fucking, when he could be getting with much better lookin’ soccer groupie whores like his other budies, because these asshoels are considered to be famous over there and everyone knows famous guys can land some pretty prime girls, especially when their list of standards don’t have one line item that reads “White”.
Yeah – I edited him out of the pictures, but you can google the shit to see what he looks like.
So I guess without him in the pictures this is just some bitch in a green bikini.
After the Cameron Diaz pics, I guess green bikinis are in this season.
Maybe I should get one and try to join in one of the charity car washes the high school kids organize by my house.
I am always willing to get wet for charitable causes.
Especially when it involves hanging with teenage girls.
I should probably edit that last line out.
It may be a “red flag” for the FBI.
It may ruin my fuckin’ master plan.
Oh well.
Posted in:Bikini|Gabriel "Gabby" Agbonlahor
2009
27
May
Cameron Diaz in her Green Bikini of the Day
Cameron Diaz is amazing.
Not only was her grandfather a dirty cuban cigar roller who snuck into the country to teach the locals how to roll dirty cuban cigars because the American government was trying to choke Cuba out as hard as they could to make the shit into some kind of State, but her tall and lean body coupled with her hefty bank account, and her ability to jerk off a dick while fisting herself makes her top grade pussy.
Sure, she looks like the kind of girl who may be a little too cute and down with the boys, who wants to watch sports despite sports being porn for closet case fags and shits with the door open while scratching her razor burnt cunt because as one of the boys she knows we like our pussy bald, but maybe that was just her in a role in a movie, I am pretty shitty at differentiating reality and bullshit that is celebrity and hollywood, and that’s why I prefer talking about myself.
Unfortunately, I don’t have any beach stories about me and a girl in a green bikini, I also only have Cuban prostitute stories, because Cuba is the cheapest place to travel in Canada and they would bore you, despite being 18 and hairy and willing to spend the week with you for 50 dollars, especially since Cameron Diaz is one of those Cuban prostitutes who only lets other celebrities inside her, so I’ll just leave it at that, because really, anyone who reads shit on the internet, is no one I want to get to know.
Posted in:Bikini|Cameron Diaz
2009
27
May
Beyonce in Concert With No Pants on of the Day
If Beyonce was a boy she wouldn’t be wearing a fuckin’ one piece bathing suit, unless of course she was a cross dressing boy. If Beyonce had any fucking respect for others and wasn’t and self-loving bitch who thinks she’s better than the rest of the fuckin world, she wouldn’t be wearing a fucking one piece bathing suit, she’d cover her fat ass up.
Maybe this women’s liberation, independent woman, all the single ladies bullshit kick should take a fucking time out and stand in the fuckin’ corner where it belongs, because her fashion sense on stage may influence other fat girls to dress like this, thinking they are loving themselves, while alienating the men who would possibly consider fuckin’ them when drunk, because being face to face with their fat pantless crotch when not alone at their apartment, will usually make us walk the other fuckin’ way.
2009
27
May
Candice Swanepoel in Some Topless Pics of the Day
Here’s some lingerie model topless. I know tits are an amazing thing that make a girl far less interesting than she was before I got thru the padded bra only to discover she is actually an A Cup forcing me to hate jerk off on her tits to teach them a fuckin lesson about lying to me, not that I am a big tit lover, but because I just like the truth..
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Topless
2009
27
May
Starbucks has some Solid Competition of the Day
I am pretty sure I’ve been to Vietnam. It was years ago and this guy I know’s mom died, left him 100 grand or something and he wanted to hit up Southeast Asia. His dad was a war vet and he chose Vietnam to go on a quest to find his dad’s war amputated foot. We didn’t have much luck finding his foot, but we did meet a lot of fucking whores, I’m talking tons of ladyboys that I didn’t fuck with and hundreds of regular girls in lady bars, where you’d walk buy and they’d jump you for BOOM BOOM or whatever the fuck they call sex while you drank 50 cent beer.
I just know that I was drunk the entire time and at one of the lady bars, I walked into the bathroom and the girls were hosing off their pussies with a hose attached to the toilet, and it was pretty fucking amazing.
We brought a couple of the whores with us to the beach and stayed at some resort and I probably should have never left, but instead here I am, with a fat wife who doesn’t satisfy my needs, no money, and no bikini clad whore coffee house. But they do have them in LA so fuck you Starbucks, the Vietnamese know customer service and this shit better fuckin’ turn into a franchise so I can get my coffee and a friend to talk to and stare at for 4 dollars.
Posted in:Coffee Shop|Vietnamese