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2009

23

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve decided I am going to leave my wife for a pornstar. I figure that marrying one means I don’t have to worry about them cheating on me, because their job is about them getting fucked. Some of them are relatively attractively, at least compared to the girls I know who get paid to fuck on camera, and more attractive than my really disgusting wife who I can’t stomach lookin at, they are relatively open minded when it comes to sex and seem to give pretty intense blowjobs and they won’t mind that I have AIDS because they have it to, or at least the quality porn star I’ll land will. Not that I have AIDS but it is something I may have dabbled with back when I was sharing needles and fucking men…..

Time to get drunk….

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Do You Like Seeing Nice Girls Get Naked For You While Their Dad’s In the Other Room…I Do
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Ireland Street Domestic Fighting
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Rhianna’s Bikini Ass is Pure Heaven
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Fuck Katy Perry Has No Business Being in a Bikini…Stay Inside or Wear a Snuggie You Pig
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Naked Wizard Gets Tazed at Coachella Video Amazing
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Who Wants to Go Down Under on Miss Universe
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The News Just Got Auto-Tuned, Mother Fucker!
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The Hottest Secretaries Of All Time
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Danny MacAskill Can Ride Bikes Better Than You Can
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Finger Sex. Not Finger Bang, Finger SEX!
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The Cajun Movie Critic Knows Best
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I’d Really Love to Get to Know Vickie
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Errrrrrm…Obsessed Much?
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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John Mayer Is Putting His Peen Elsewhere These Days
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Latina in a Towel Talks One Night Stands
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Striptease of the Day
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Bask in All That is Beyonce
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Tara Reid is Disgusting
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Gavin Rossdale Used to Be Hot for the Peen
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Italian Television Streaker!!
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Dita Von Teese Celebrates Earth Day By Looking Completely Ridiculous As Always
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Michael Jackson WTF?
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Who Doesn’t Love a Little F Bomb With Their Morning News
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Victoria Silvstedt Made a Music Video?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Prom Night Cat Fight!!
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Peach is Very Peachy
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Michah Moore is a Tasty Teen
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Abigail Clancy’s Tit Popped Out!
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Anyone Care to Explain WTF is Going On Here?
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Eliza Dushku Lingerie Shots
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That’s Right, Take That Black Bikini Off
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God Damn Madonna is Getting Old
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Stripper Impostor Makes High-School Reunion Bearable
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Obama is Gonna Unmask All This Guantanamo Torture Shit. Heads Are Gonna Roll
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Will You BE Here Tomorrow?
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Let’s Get Shitfaced!
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Nina Needs a Shower
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Kay Valentine is Like a Porno Cartoon Character
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The Rescession Obviously Isn’t Effecting the Hiltons
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Because It’s the Only Type of Long Weekend I Can Offer
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I always forget how amazing a Concept Girls Gone Wild Was
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Some UK Glamor Model Named Cassie Sumner Showing Off Her Natural Tits
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Cassie Sumner and Her Ugly Face Get Caught in Her Bra
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10 Unfunniest Moments on Late Night With Jimmy Falon…So Far….
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Some Funny Top Gun Remake…
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Some Girls Drunk in their Bikinis….
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2009

23

Apr

Lisa Rinna Playboy Pictures of the Day

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Lisa Rinna did Playboy. These are the pictures. In the event you wanted to see how she maintained her pubic hair. Even if unsure whether anything in this picture is real, it’s still better than jerking off to the Real Doll website using your rubber vagina, because the rumor is that Rinna’s rubber vagina is actually self-lubricating…

I didn’t host the pics because Playboy isn’t a fan of people doin’ that, but if they hate people posting their content, they should probably keep a closer watch on their shit. Maybe not let their employees have access to email. It’s not like I hacked into their computer to find these, or that I ever would, in fact, I think casting Rinna to do Playboy is a huge fucking mistake, she’s totally irrelevant, sure, I’m down with seeing EVERYONE naked, but if I was a big company, I’d try to go for up and coming stars or people that we actually want to see naked.

That said if I get sued over Lisa Rinna, even though I just embedded some images, that would probably be the biggest proof that I am low fucking grade.

Either way look at the pics and thanks to my good friends at Totallycrap.com for posting these 5 days ago and not bothering sending me an email to let me know about it.

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Posted in:Lisa Rinna|Playboy

2009

23

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Clears Up Some Rumors on Ellen of the Day

Looks like there was a lesbian party on Ellen, at least more of a lesbian party than usual, I mean Ellen is so much of a lesbian that I feel like I turn more and more into a lesbian every time I watch the shit. I mean I’ve never sat through a full show, but if I did, I’d probably run into the kitchen and chop off my dick and put on a bra and go out to get my newly cut pussy licked, before bleeding to death and dying.

Either way, Lohan is clearing up the rumors about her break-up, I think it’d be nice for you to listen to her represent herself instead of listening to the rumors, while I imagine getting my pussy fucked by Ellen with a strap-on.

Posted in:Ellen|Lesbian Party|Lindsay Lohan

2009

23

Apr

Lingerie Bowl Tryouts of the Day

They have tryouts for the lingerie bowl. These are the pictures. I find that to be a bigger joke than anything I could write to go along with this.

I can just imagine when the idiots came up with the concept of girls playing football in their lingerie, I guess they went to some marketing school that taught them that girls doing anything in their lingerie will get other idiot dudes excited and buying tickets, because idiot dudes are really fucking basic and all they need is conventionally “hot” girls with “cleavage” and “fake tits” to get them excited about life and add some spice back into their marriages.

I wish I was that easy and that a set of big tits on a tacky bitch got me excited and screaming like a frat boy jock, and not as jaded as I am not, because I don’t fall for these novelties. The only thing that gets me screaming is when I come across vaginal puppeteering. You know, when bitches make their pussies talk in public, but that’s just because I like vagina and puppets and the combination of both is just too nutty for me to contain myself. I am sure we’ve gone over this already.

Posted in:Lingerie Bowl|Tryouts

2009

23

Apr

Pornstar Stoya’s After Sex Glow of the Day

I have been spending a lot of time at a McDonald’s with a drug addict who has uneven legs, a sunken face and one platform show, like motherfucker’s still in the 70s and into disco. I also hang with a couple really old ladies, one who orders two coffees, one for her and one for her dead husband who she always says is on his way, he’s just parking the car, but doesn’t show up for the 3 hours she sits there. Then there’s a schizophrenic dude who talks craziness and always brings one or two new personalities with him, so the daytime McDonald’s scene is pretty intense. I only go because they have TVs and wifi.

Today, I was watching Canada’s answer to Access Hollywood and half their stories were screenshots of shit celebrities posted on twitter. They’ve become lazy and now instead of digging, they just have to post garbage these celebs or their staff post, because I guess that’s what fuels a site as useless as that.

So I decided to do my own twitter digging and all I came up with was this picture of pornstar Stoya that she took when she just finished a scene. You can see the after-whore glow, and some nipple, knowing she just got fucked hard and dirty in exchange for money. I figured you’d want to see it, even though I’ve never heard of her….even though she’s AVN’s 2009 best startlet because I don’t give a fuck about porn, pornstars and prefer local sluts….

Posted in:Porn|Pornstar|Stoya

2009

23

Apr

Kate Moss Shows Off Some Leg of the Day

I have always loved Kate Moss, whether she is high on drugs, pregnant, fucking dirty musicians who have obviously used dirty needles while shooting up and who are obviously having unprotected sex with her, and I’m not sure why. Maybe I like the fact that she likes to get fucked up, or that she was skinny and had long enough legs to get an easy fuckin’ ride that gave her a lot of free time to get fucked up. Maybe it’s got to do with her having a kid that you never see her with, because she’s a deadbeat mother and I respect a woman who doesn’t let her baggage get in the way of her getting fucked up, but I really can’t put my finger on it, I assume all it really has to do with is the fact that she has a vagina and I am a fan of vagina.

Here are some pictures of her hiding in bush and almost showing her bush…because girls who like to get fucked up as much as she does are never fully bald. Like the street whore I met warming up in some seedy stripclub, you could tell by her moves that she was an ex-dancing major, maybe even a back-up dancer in some 90s band, who couldn’t get work as a professional dancer, but did find a love for smoking crack and being wasted all the fucking time, who had a fucking pillow in her panties that made me want to throw up, because we all know how hygenic crackwhores are, but equally intrigued me….and made me hungry….when I say I have no standards or self respect…I mean it…

This dude’s got the better shots of the upskirt that I can’t post because I don’t want to get sued….The Law is not my friend….


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Posted in:Kate Moss|Leg

2009

23

Apr

Amazing Stripper Named “Beautiful” Attacks Another Stripper of the Day

Here’s a funny newstory. It’s about a stripper who beat another stripper with one of her Shauna Sand whore shoes. The fact that it made it on the local news is pretty funny to me, because I am sure these strippers have fights all the fucking time, you know with being drug addicted, catty girls, fighting each other for 10 dollar dances amongst the patrons. It’s a fuckin’ recession people, you gotta step up your game if you wanna pay your rent and buy your half black kid the Nike’s he wants.

Speaking of black kids, here’s a girl fight outside the Rick Ross record release party and in case you don’t know – I love Rick Ross…I also love black girls…especially when the animal instinct comes out in them and I get to see their big ol’ asses.

Posted in:Attack|Fight|Shoe Fetish|Stripper

2009

23

Apr

Anna Faris Isn’t So Hot of the Day

I feel like these pictures of Anna Faris chick in a onesie are only hot to severe pedophiles. I am not talking the 20 year olds who are fucking 16 year olds. I am talking the serious pedophiles who fuck babies like they were in South Africa trying to cure themselves of AIDS .

I know she plays the hot chick in all these movies, which brings up a serious topic you should all start debating, and that is that there are hardly any real hot girls in Hollywood, most really hot girls are in small towns, satisfied, because they have nothing to really prove, since they’ve always been hot.

For the most part, Hollywood just has all these insecure cunts trying to get validation that they are worth something, maybe because daddy never hugged them, or their first love cheated on them, or because they were fat and the loser in high school but knowing deep down that they were better and more important than they got credit for, and now they can walk by all the haters, with their noses in the air like the snobs they always wanted to be, because it’s a slow day and the paparazzi snapped some pics of them.

It’s okay for them to think they are better than me, because it isn’t saying much, the homeless man who I paid 2 dollars to see his cock is better than me, he at least knows how to make a dollar….

Posted in:Anna Faris|Ugly

2009

23

Apr

Some Fan Begging Justin For an Autograph of the Day

I don’t know what’s funnier, seeing Justin Timberlake ignore a fan, or that fact that the fan is not a teenage girl, but a grown man, begging and crying like I do everytime I try to get a girl to have sex with me, all for a fucking autograph. I mean, I like to think there’s more to it than just the autograph, maybe dude has a crush on Justin and thinks he’s got a chance with him, you know with that high singing voice and broad shouldered girlfriend, the boundaries are definitely grey….I guess I could write more, but why bother, I’d rather move onto the next waste of time post, are you okay with that ? Not that I really care what you are okay with….

Posted in:autograph|Justin Timberlake

2009

23

Apr

Linda Hogan is a Washed-Up of the Day

I want to rape linda hogan, not because she’s hot, but to teach her a lesson for producing the garbage kids that managed to crawl out of that pussy. I guess it wouldn’t be anything this tranny lookin, overdone whore isn’t used to, I mean I hear before getting her pussy beat up by Hulk in the bedroom, she spent a lot of time as a street whore, I mean that’s the only real explanation I have for that haggard fucking face. I guess the biggest joke in all this is that her boyfriend is a 19 year old gay dude, because anal is the only sex she can still have, because no penis is quite big enough to touch her big ol’ vagina walls, and it doesn’t fuck with his homosexuality, because her pussy looks like a set of balls if you get her in the right position.

Posted in:Linda Hogan|Whore