I hate Lady Gaga. I hate her Nuclear Power Plant Meltdown face. I hate that she’s got a bigger dick than me and I hate that when I hear her sing, I feel like the sky is opening up and the gods are summoning me, until I listen to her lyrics and realize that she’s full of fucking shit. A tool used by the record label to target gays and this fake artist installation piece that is her life is getting fucking annoying. No matter what stunts she pulls she will remain totally uninteresting, uninspiring and a candy coated mockery of some culture I want nothing to do with. Let’s hope she gets Aids like the many faggots before her who paved the way for her.
2009
20
Apr
Joss Stone Flashes Her Ass at Coachella of the Day
Here’s the extent of my Coachella coverage because I wasn’t there and didn’t get to experience the “EVENT OF A FUCKING LIFETIME” first hand because I don’t give a fuck about that kind of shit, as I just mentioned in my other post. So far the only highlight I’ve found is a horrible upskirt shot of Joss Stone performing that doesn’t even get in a close enough view as when I stand under the stairs at the movie theater.
I was expecting Coachella coverage to include topless bitches, people getting raped in tents, fuckin’, blowjobs, groupies being ridiculous, but all I’ve got is this shitty upskirt, enjoy.
Posted in:Ass|flash|Joss Stone
2009
20
Apr
Some Coachella Bullshit and a Happy Birthday to Carmen Electra of the Day
So it was Coachella this past weekend. Coachella is some bullshit music festival in the middle of the desert, where idiot hipsters, music snobs, followers, celebrities, the media and pretty much everyone make a point of going to. I don’t like music festivals because if I wanted to rub up against a lot of dirty, unshowered assholes, I’d just hit up the homeless shelter or wherever else unshowered people hang out. Music festivals are places I don’t belong. I hate crowds and I hate idiots and if I need to listen to music, I’ll just turn on the fuckin’ radio.
So doing what any media giant like myself would do, I google searched Coachella and came across this garbage party footage that has 1 view.
In it Carmen Electra says her birthday is today. So happy birthday goes out to her you know since all these years she’s given us the gift that is her tits.
Here’s another video called “Celebrities at Coachella” that I didn’t watch…
Posted in:Carmen Electra|celebrities|Coachella
2009
20
Apr
Some Dancing With the Stars Nobody Shows Off Her Cowboy Legs of the Day
Here’s my prediction. Jewel’s husband Ty, the Rodeo champion is totally fucking this Chelsie Hightower bitch. She’s his dance partner, and based on my experience in clubs, if you dance a little too long or intensely with someone, it usually results in her bouncing on your dick, I mean if the roofies kick in properly and she’s fat.
So I assume that’s what’s going on here, otherwise she wouldn’t be playin’ it up like a little homewreckin’ slut in one of his fucking cowboy shirts she turned into a dress…. to let Jewel know where motherfucker spent the night last night.
Not that anyone cares about any of these people, I’m just trying to distract myself from the hell that I am living and the asshole kids outside my aparment who keep screaming “420” because they think smokin’ weed today warrants a fucking Broadway performance that annoys me.
Posted in:Chelsie Hightower|DWTS
2009
20
Apr
Some Kim Kardashian Behind the Scenes at Her Workout Shoot of the Day
Here’s a video of Kim Kardashian planning her wardrobe for her Workout DVD because I guess this is as close as she gets to ever working out, you know spending 6 hours planning her workout gear, getting exhausted by it, and going to get ice cream on the way, because that’s the only thing that would explain her body.
She’s got no business having a workout video, except if it is to motivate fat chicks into thinkin’ it’s okay being fat, like buying the DVD of her wearing athletic apparel and doin’ lame exercises that don’t work, because all this video really is, is a jerk off video for her male fans, who want to see her strugglin’, sweating and squatting in tight clothes.
The high heeled boots are a nice touch, that shit is always a hit at the fucking gym. You money grubbing cunt.
Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Shoot|Workout Video
2009
18
Apr
Vote for Bree Olson of the Day
I love Bree Olson. She doesn’t have fake tits, she doesn’t look like a washed up porn chick who hates her life, she is bubbly and looks like she’s having a good time when she fucks, like she’s living the fuckin’ life. Her body is real and looks pleasant to impregnate and she’s always been good to me, and by good to me, I mean she answers my emails and doesn’t call me a fucking creep and call the police on me when I tell her I am on my way to Indiana to feed her corn and by corn I mean my dick….
So I have no choice but to be good to her. So when I saw she was promoting this contest, I had to make sure she would win, I actually told her to trust me to make her win, so I’m hoping every one of you votes for her on the daily, because she deserves this, and because otherwise I’m going to look like a total fucking asshole.
So if she doesn’t win, there’s no fucking way I’ll ever get you exclusive Bree Olson content. But if she does win, I will film an awkward sex tape with her. That’s a promise, I mean as long as she’s willing. My limp dick and her big tits will make movie fuckin’ magic, I’m talking academy award worthy performances, because the academy awards love retards down on their luck making it with pornstars. But don’t count on her agreeing, since girls generally don’t fuck me, even when I offer money and Bree and me really are not that close, but maybe after this, all my dreams will come true.
These pictures are some behind the scenes Drunkenstepfather exclusive of her getting dressed in her hotel room. Enjoy….and Rock the Vote….
Posted in:Bree Olson|Twistys|Vote
2009
18
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I spent my night on twitter. I don’t fucking know why or what I was saying, I was out drinking with friends/people I don’t give a fuck about, but instead of making awkward conversation, and jokes to each other, I just sat in the corner on my iphone, that I got for 30 dollars, just to make sure you realize I’m no baller, and I guess that was a glimpse into the future where we don’t have to interact with each other in person anymore, something you’re probably used to, since you are a fucking loser, but is exciting to me, since I hate people, and people seem to hate me, but that’s probably because I don’t shower and have a bad attitude.
Follow Me on Twitter Like I was Ashton Kutcher vs CNN Gayness
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Oh I just got this email saying that Mel Gibson has a hot new Russian Sounding wife….
Here are pictures of her “topless” Cuz Everyone Needs a Desperate, Hot Russian, Dying to Come to America: The Land of Opportunity
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And here are the rest of my high quality links.
Your Weekend In Bed Just Got Some Pussy to Join You …
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Pam Anderson Will Make You Vomit On Your Keyboard, and by Vomit I Mean Cum….
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Eva Mendes’ Hottest Pics Ever
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Real Life Pac Man Pretty Much Made My Day
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Mario Kart Death Race!!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Why Hello Cheryl Tweedy
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Kazumi Can Do the Robot to End All Robots
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Do YOU Love Brown Chocolate?
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Bridget is Thick and I Love HEr
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The Ultimate Butterface Test
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American Idol Breeds Crazy
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Okay Maybe Family Guy is Funny Sometimes
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striptease of the Day
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Promo Shot For Bruno is Pretty Much the Most Amazing Thing Ever
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EVERYBODY POINT AND LAUGH AT KIM KARDASHIAN
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass in Vogue
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Mary Carey Ass Flash Throwback
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Stana Katic is Trashy Sexy
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Mischa Barton, WTF ARe You Wearing?
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Heidi Klum Needs to Give Her Vagina a Rest Already
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Emma Watson Gallery
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Veronika Fasterova with Earmuffs
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There is Just Way to Many of These Pole Dance Fuck Up Videos
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Victoria Kruz is Oiled Up
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Tampon Prank Makes Boyfriend Puke hahahaha
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Holly Wellin Takes It Off
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Ali Larter is Lookin Good
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Kelly Brook is Squeezing Her Boobs
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Lily is Busty
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Elle Macpherson In A Bikini Looks Good a Bikini
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CoCo is Just a Big Ball of Class
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Now That’s Racial Harmony
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Top 10 Summer Movies Guaranteed to Bomb
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Sandee Westgate Wears a Tie
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Brooke Berry is a Playboy Babe
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And That;s What Happens When You Get Shot in the Nuts With a Paintball Gun
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No Wonder Her Pussy Stinks
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Spencer and Heidi Are Smoking the Good Shit
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The Six Most Unfortunate Influential Films
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Ouch, That’s Gotta Hurt
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More lovely girls who get nude for you…
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Half Naked Girls in Vegas
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2009
17
Apr
Shauna Sand and Her Stupid Tits of the Day
Shauna Sand did what she does proper and that’s dress like a whore, only she made it a little more interesting by doing it in lingerie and pretty much fully exposing her disgusting fake breasts, an outfit you’d expect to see on stage at a strip club, but she’s managed to bring out to everyday life, without getting arrested for indecency, proving that not only is she a whore, but she’s also a trendsetter, style icon and will go down in history for her taste in clothes. I am talking some Jackie O shit, but instead of being a first lady, this bitch is a whore. I love it and it feels like home. Speaking of home, I need to go get drunk now because it is the only time I feel normal…like Shauna Sand needs her plastic shoes, I need my booze.
Posted in:cleavage|Implants|Shauna Sand|Stripper|Whore
2009
17
Apr
Mary Cary is Disgusting of the Day
I guess Mary Cary proves that you don’t have to really have much going for you to do porn, you just have to be willing to suck dick, because there is no way that this bitch was every worth fucking, she just had big enough fake tits, blonde enough fake hair, and a willingness to get fucked on camera and sometimes that is enough, because I know I’ve put out ads to get girls to fuck on camera and the talent is usually pretty shitty, but when you need to get a video done you take what you get and that’s obviously how Mary Cary got her start.
2009
17
Apr
Jewel’s Dress Fights the Wind of the Day
Jewel looks hotter than she has in the past, maybe she’s had some work done, or maybe this hangover and erection are throwing off my judgement.
Seeing her fighting with the wind reminds me of the last few days I’ve left my house during the day where this kind of thing almost happened at least 5 times, you know, where I almost saw pussy that wasn’t my wife’s in the flesh, because summer is coming, the skirts are coming out and I guess girls are out of practice or unsure of how to deal with the elements or some shit, I mean it’s that, or they are just all exhibitionists who want perverts like me knowing what kind of panties they wear, but I doubt that’s the case, because girls don’t like me.