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Lindsay Lohan in Burkini with a Hermaphrodite of the Day

Britney Spears Keeps Dancing of the Day

Salma Hayek’s Strong Jaw in a Bikini of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Does Make-Up on the Lake of the Day

RFK Jr’s Wife in a Slutty Dress of the Day

2009

Apr

Tamara Mellon’s Second Day in a Bikini of the Day

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Yesterday I never heard of her, today, I do my second post on her. I’m pretty fucking easy…just get half naked, and I’m yours…

Here’s Jimmy Choo owner and very rich and luxurious Tamara Mellon, who I can assume acts like one of the cunts in Sex and the City, you know, all materialistic, with her faggot drinks, talking about luxury retreats and spa treatments, not giving guys like me the time of day, because we are fat and wear stained clothes, have no money, and want to leech off of them like they were our stripper girlfriends going out and getting naked to pay the bills while we sit on our asses playing videogames all day.

She’s in her bikini day 2 and I may or may not love her, but that could be because I love Christian Slater and wonder if I could still smell him on her…but I think it’s because of her pretty tight, very rich, materialistic, superficical, self-involved 40 year old body….

I just got caught behind some 40 year old lookin’ rich mother at the coffee shop. She was gabbin’ off on her cell phone about bullshit only she and other rich mothers with nothing better to do would care about. She stood up the line, because she was too busy trying to get her idiot fucking friend who she goes to the gym with and who she saw earlier that day to get her order straight, because I guess 1 pm is coffee time, for cunts who just spend their days spending their husbands money. The worst fucking thing about all of this, was that the woman wasn’t even attractive. I am talking decent body because she has to maintain you know, but a face that would stop fucking traffic, or maybe just motivate a motherfucker like me, to run her down because of fear we were under some kind of Alien Attack and I was Will fucking Smith….

Posted in:Bikini|Tamara Mellon

2009

Apr

Music Video With a Naked Chick in It of the Day

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I have no idea who DJ Rockid is, but his video is alright. It’s something all you weirdos can probably relate to, you know because if features a a naked chick, you know, the one thing in the world you want to fuck and a puppet, the one thing you’ve actually fucked. The song is garbage, the chick reminds me of some Cuban prostitute who I once slept with because she didn’t realize she wasn’t in Cuba anymore, and was affordable, unfortunately, she was also unshowered, not that it really matters, showers are for assholes who are trying to hard to fit in, make friends and get laid, you know all that superficial stuff. I figure it’s just a waste of fuckin’ time and corporate America trying to convince we need to spend billions on beauty products. You can’t fool me Corporate America…..

Posted in:Music Video|Tits

2009

Apr

Kelly Osbourne Makin’ Out in the Pool of the Day

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Ugggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh. That’s really all I can say, because it is all my desensitized stomach feels in seeing these pictures, I assume that’s how the chair she’s sitting on feels too, you know all that and confusion, you know why is a gay dude up rubbin up on a cow, but more importantly, why doesn’t the cow have an actual bathing suit, but only frolicks in the water in what seems like little dresses. Is it because they don’t make bathing suits in cow size, or is it because the cow is insecure about its cow body, that’s can’t be possible, cows don’t feel insecure, they’re too busy being jacked on hormones and milked 24 hours a day….I don’t know where I am going with this, but I do know these pictures are disgusting and disturbing, I guess she’s just trying to live up to her dad’s horror / morbid / scare expectations.

Posted in:Kelly Osbourne|Making Out|Pool

2009

Apr

Pam Anderson Stuffing Her Face of the Day

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Here’s Pam Anderson shoving food in her mouth, she’s really good at shoving things in her mouth, you know with all that practice she’s had with random penis….cuz she’s a slut.. It’s only an obvious joke cuz it’s true haters.

Posted in:Eating|Face|Pam Anderson

2009

Apr

Heidi Klum Does German Vogue Photoshoot of the Day

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I think Heidi Klum is amazing. She’s an older mom and she still does what she did to me many years ago when I first heard about her. I know alot of you racists can’t handle the fact that she is married to a black man, you know because you are intimidated by black dick, but whenever I get down and out, I turn on some Seal and shit is so good it makes me want to fuck him, you know German scat styles, flinging shit at each other like we’re a couple of chimps, only to end up pinned up against the wall and ripped apart by his very large penis, like I was Heidi fucking Klum.

Here she is doing some photoshoot for some German Vogue shit, she’s lookin’ a little beat up, which isn’t that much of a shock, because German’s are insane and into that kind of thing. If there is blood, death and shit, it’s good to go….

Posted in:Heidi Klum|Model|Vogue

2009

Apr

Katie Price Does It All of the Day

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Katie Price is like a fucking machine, not only does she have retarded big tits, but she also knows how to hold video cameras, I was gonna ask what can’t this bitch do, but she just answered my question, and that answer is…she can do fucking everything. I don’t know what I am saying, I mean Katie Price doesn’t inspire me, but if you’re a useless slut with tits, she should be your fucking leader…

Posted in:Katie Price|Reality Show

2009

Apr

Jessica Biel Plays a Stripper of the Day

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So Jessica Biel plays a stripper in her next movie and here’s some Access Hollywood segment that they did on her practicing for her role, because I guess stripping is a tough fucking job, that’s why every stripper I’ve met has been really intelligent, focused, talented and fit, and by all those things, I mean, a slut. It seems like Biel put a little too much effort trying to figure all this stripping thing out, when it is all really simple, all you have to do is take off your fucking clothes.

If I was Biel, I wouldn’t worry about her broad shoulders too much, there’s a strip club around here I used to go to that always had two female body builders on staff. They’d get on stage and do chin-ups, sit-ups, push-ups and make their titty do that pec dance, and they seemed to get constant fuckin’ work.

Posted in:Jessica Biel|Stripper

2009

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was on Twitter today messaging Heidi Montag about her song. This is what I wrote:

@heidimontag Your “new single” is the best april’s fool joke yet

@heidimontag proves that just because they let you in the studio doesn’t mean you should sing ….

@heidimontag seriously, did you hire autistic kids with pots and pans and synths to produce that track, what is that garbage?

@questlove and @heidimontag – Do I hear a Collab?!?

@spencerpratt How embarrassed are you of you chick’s music-I know you have to pretend it’s amazing to her face-but you know it’s pure crap

Then she said she was pregnant and that it was a boy….

@heidimontag we know you aren’t pregnant-you can knock off the april fools jokes-your song was enough funny for one april fools day-save it

@perezhilton you would totally know if she was pregnant since her fake souless ass is your fake souless ass’ BFF-You fucking groupie

She never answered, she’s too busy suckin’ up to Perez. Cunt. I know those of you on twitter aren’t down with twitter talk, it’s kinda fuckin’ lame, I get that, but twitter is everywhere, you can’t fight it. They talk about it on The View. It’s on…..

Here are my links, they don’t let me down, like Montag does to everyone she knows….

Sluts Won’t Ever Give You The Time of Day, So Why Not Find One On The Internet Who Gets Paid To…
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Miss Universe is Hot, But I’ll Be Damned If She Has a Brain in Her Heads
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FIRRRRRRRRRST!!
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The Nine Hottest English Women
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Who Knew Dallas Could Be So AWesome
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Where Have Jennifer Aniston’s Tits Gone
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Chuck Norris Versus Bear Fight to the Death!
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Life is Hard for a White Boy
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Squeal Happy Whores, The Musical
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Emily Booth is Oiled Up and Ready to Go
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Striptease of the Day
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Katie Price is Mother of the Year
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Britney Treats Her Massie Thighs to Some Starbucks
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Urinal Segway Amazingness
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Sarah Conner’s Ass Crack
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I’d Totally Stick My Peen in Jaime Alexander
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Was Wondering Where This Lesbian Was
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Amanda Seyfried is Like a Tinkerbell I Would Stick My Dick Intos
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Now That’s How You Play Ping Pong Mother Fuckers
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Carlie Banks and Angie Get It On
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Sacha Grey Takes It Hardcore
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Here’s a Shitload of April Fools Pranks – Video
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Fun With Nip Slips
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They Should Have Let Ashley Tisdale Drive Home Drunk and Kill Herself
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Here’s Some Nelly Furtado, Cause I Don’t Know What the Fuck She is Up to Lately
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Lucy Rebecca Has Some Big Ol’ Tits
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Are Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler Retarded?
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Lady Gaga and Her ‘Show My ASs Tour’ Invade Boston
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Simi Likes Things Pink
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David Letterman is Amazing
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Only in Japan…
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All Dildos Are Created Equal
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I Hate You John Mayer
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More Star Trek is Sure to Make a Homo Like You Happy
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Chick Fiiiiiights
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Drunkenspring Break Facebook Photos
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Tori Spelling Is Anorexic….Or Maybe Her Head is Just Getting Bigger….
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Tits on Photobucket….
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Find Me on Twitter then Press FOLLOW…..I want 100,000 Followers….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

Apr

Britney Spears for Candie’s of the Day

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Who the fuck is Candie’s trying to fool with these Britney pics? We get it, April Fools, good one, cocksuckers.

That’s almost as bad as Heidi Montag saying she’s pregnant on Twitter, but a little more creative, you know you actually had to get some asshole scraping off the layers of fat on photoshop, while Montag was just being the unoriginal cunt she is.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Candies

2009

Apr

Some Wrestling Sluts Promoting Some Wrestlemania Shit of the Day

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Wrestling Chicks are not hot. They are disgusting. They don’t make a real case or justify the fact that you sit at home with your buddies watching half naked dudes greased the fuck up, bumpin’ cocks with each other, in positions you wouldn’t catch me in with another man. You know you can’t drop the whole “but the chicks are hot”, because dude, they don’t look like chicks, they look like some bad fucking rendition of something that may have a vagina, but a vagina I wouldn’t really want to get to know on a personal level, and I have no fucking standards, so maybe it’s time to pack it in, slip out of that rock shirt and into a Hugo Boss suit, maybe get your hair cut at an expensive salon, and accept that you’re white trash ass is a fucking homo.

Posted in:Divas|Wrestlemania