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2009

30

Mar

Fergie Showin’ Off Her Stomach of the Day

It was Fergie’s birthday this weekend and here she is showing off her midsection.

Speaking of birthdays, I went to Lady Gaga’s birthday performance, a friend of mine snuck me in, and I realize that I used to rag on Fergie about being a tranny, but that was before I had experienced Lady Gaga, who makes Fergie look like Emily Post’s poster girl of femininity. You know the kind of girl you look at and think about how good of a mother and wife she must be, and not the kind of girl you think has a dick.

Either way, Gaga was like watching a horrible drag show, where she talked about how sexy she is, about money and being famous all while hiding her mangled face behind various masks, because bother her and her record lable know she needs to keep that mess under wraps because she’s a fucking monster.

I stood in the back, getting drunk, making fun of some band that opened from her that were on The Hills and who’s lead singer had a massive cold sore. I also made fun of the fags dressed like Gaga, the girl who thought she was Gaga and pretty much everyone else…so I had an amazing time, unfortunately Gaga didn’t die of a drug overdose on stage.

But I guess that’s got nothing to do with Fergie or her midsection.

Posted in:Fergie|Stomach

2009

30

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Big Ol’ Tits of the Day

Oh shit – more Kim Kardashian. I figure writing about her once a day isn’t enough, I need to really just fixate on her, you know maybe change the site to only be about her, I’ll call it something like OfficalKimKardashian.com or some shit, and I’ll post all the exclusive stories about her, but I have a feeling that’s already gone down and is just another genius idea that I’ve slept on over the course of my life as a failure….

Posted in:Boobs|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

30

Mar

Keri Hilson on Lil’ Wayne’s Dick of the Day

I am not hating Keri Hilson or her new album. She’s some Rihanna lookin’ girl who sings with rappers and she’s got some song with Lil Wayne. They were on stage and she said something along the lines of “There’s Nothin’ Lil About This Wayne”, implying he’s got a huge cock, which I guess she would know, because that’s how she got signed in the first fuckin’ place. Good work girl, we all have dreams and gotta reach them somehow.

Posted in:Keri Hilson|Lil Wayne

2009

30

Mar

Sara Underwood and Her Bloat at a Party of the Day

Her name is Sara Underwood, she’s some Playboy playmate of the year chick who I’ve never heard of because Playboy isn’t spread eagled enough for me. She was hosting some party in Vegas, and she had her period bloat on. Not that that would stop me, I mean sex on your period is awesome, it’s the only way you can turn your bed into some kind of murder scene lookin’ shit, that won’t get you arressted, I mean unless you use pig’s blood or something, but it doesn’t really have the same effect.

Posted in:Bloated|Playboy|Sara Underwood|Slut

2009

30

Mar

Amanda Bynes Showin’ Off Her Leg of the Day

Amanda Bynes was out showing off her legs, as she does, because it takes focus off her stupid lookin’ head, I guess it’s really all she has time for these days, you know since she’s not working and all, but still managing to hold onto that little fame flame she once had when she was 12. I don’t actually know who Amanda Bynes is or what she does, so maybe she is actually working, you’ll have to check IMDB for that, because I am not really interested enough to go that deep, I am however interested in going balls deep, but unfortunately for her, in my case, we’re stuck in the shallow end. If you know what I mean.

Posted in:Amanda Bynes|Legs

2009

30

Mar

Anna Kournikova’s Photoshoot for K-Swiss of the Day

Anna Kournikova did some ads for K-Swiss. I didn’t realize K-Swiss was still around. I haven’t seen that shit since the gangsters in my neighborhood stocked up on them back in the late 90s because they were on sale. Does anything more really need to be said about this? I don’t think so.

Posted in:Anna Kournikova|K-Swiss|Photoshoot

2009

30

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens and Her Q-Tip Hair in Shorts of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens was wearing shorts, when fans started throwing Q-Tips at them, only to have one land in her hair. My god. The scandal. This is such a big fucking deal, it’s like the time I took a shit and saw a condom floating in the toilet. I couldn’t figure out if it was something I ate, or something that was left behind after getting a little too carried away with that tranny prositute, or maybe it was just something that was “floating” around in the toilet before I ended up on it. I mean, maybe my condom story is a little worse, because of that whole AIDS thing, and this Q-Tip is some candy-coated Hollywood bullshit, but that doesn’t change the fact that I wouldn’t use a condom with Hudgens, or Effron for that matter. Not because I’m gay, but because he is….

Posted in:Hair|Legs|Q-Tip|Shorts|Vanessa Hudgens

2009

30

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Still Got a Fat Ass of the Day

Fuck. The last thing I want to do is write about these celebrity idiots. Not because I don’t care about them, but because I really don’t give a fuck about them. It’s like totally irrelevant to my life, and I am convinced the general public’s interest in them is slowly dropping off, because guess what, we have our own lives to live, and obsessing over Kim Kardashian’s big fucking ass, or whehter she has an eating disorder, whether she’s just lazy, or whether she’s a spoiled fucking cunt who has no business being famous, but who fucked on camera to get there, like a good dirty little whore, and I am not just saying that cuz her skin is brown and looks like she rolled in mud for a few fucking hours like the pig that she is, I say that cuz she doesn’t use condoms.

On a side note, Nice work out clothes though, I almost believed you work out, I mean except for the fact that you’re fat.

Posted in:Ass|Fat|Kim Kardashian

2009

30

Mar

Kelly Brook in Her Bathing Suit of the Day

If you’re wondering why I am taking so long to post pictures, it’s because I paid a homeless dude 2 dollars to let me take a picture of his dick. I am now wondering if that makes me gay or not, but after lookin’ at these pictures of Kelly Brook, some UK model no one cares about, and her ridiculous tits, I realize, I’m definitely not, I just like exploiting the desperate, no matter what gender they are. Here she is in some staged bikini/bathing suit pics.

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Beach|Bikini|Kelly Brook

2009

28

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I got drunk, otherwise I would have put these up yesterday, but noon rolled around and I figured I needed to go on a bit of bender since it had been at least a week since my last one, so I started off soft, you know a couple of beers in the park, but it lead to me not really remember much of anything that happened, other than scaring a few girls, touching a few girls inappropriately and even bringing some random girl home with me who my wife wasn’t too impressed by, but fuck her, she always ruins my fun.

Now I hate people who tell drunk and high stories, like they’re living some crazy life that everyone is missing out on. I just want to make it clear that I am not that guy, my nights out drinking aren’t awesome and outrageous that I can’t believe happened, because I can hardly even remember them. They are just self destructive, because I have trouble saying no and because I am a wounded bird, mend me.

I just have nothing else to say. But I do have stepLINKS.

That Shamwow Meth Head Beat The Shit Out Of Some Prostitute
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Jessica Alba’s Hottest Pics
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Being A Home Alone Virgin Doesn’t Have to Be So Lonely
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Does Anyone Else Love Mega Man As Much As I Do?
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Iron Man Versus Bruce Lee
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Apparently Fat Dippin’ Is All The Rage
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A Movie With Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise Would Make Me Want to Stab My Eyes Out
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Fergie is Going Bald or Some Shit
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Will Arnett is Funny As Shit and I Don’t Know Why He Isn’t More Famous
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Lizzy is Lovely
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Wales Looks Like Quite the Vacation Spot
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Striptease of the Day
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John Mayer Can Take His Twitter and Shove It Up His Ass
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Audrina Patridge’s New Denim Campaign REALLY Makes Me Want to Go Out and Buy a Pair of Jeans
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The Sluts on Dancing With the Stars Are Dropping Like Flies
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Louise Redknapp is Kind of See Through See Through
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Katie Holmes is Back to Looking Completely Disgusting Again
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Like Paris Could Actually Settle Down With One Penis
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Carmen Electra’s Playboy Cover Shoot – VIDEO
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Jenni Gregg is Washing Her Car
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Padma Lakshmi Makes Sex With a Cheeseburger
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Mascott Takes Off a Cheerleaders Top
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Zusana’s Tits Are Out There
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ana Beatriz Barros. Nuff Said
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Some Well Oiled Boobs
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If This is a Joke, They Are Funny
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A Little Beyonce is Usually Easy On the Eyes, Except That There is No Such Thing As a Little Beyonce
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Some Vintage Dita Von Tease
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Madonna Dumped Jesus, I Only Hope She is Now Dating a 12 Year Old
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Good Grief Khloe Kardashian is Scary
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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40 Celebs Caught Picking Their Noses….
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Economic Crisis Making More Girls Turn To Taking Off Their Clothes…
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20 Amateur Hot Girls
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Cheerleaders of the 2009 NCAA Sweet 16
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Audrey Bitoni is Oh So Sexy
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Amateur Heaven
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Smell Like a Dirty Yet Glamorous Tranny
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And That’s What You Get, You Emo Fuck
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Double Decker Taco
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Why Does Kelly Clarkson Keep Telling Us She Is NOT a Lesbian?
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Some Celebrity Underwear Auction
http://popbytes.com/archive/2009/03/celebrity_underwear_now_up_for_auction.shtml

The Most Popular Shows in America Will Make You Want to Blow Your Head Off
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Go Fuck Yourself
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl and Her Ass/Tit/Panty/Black Boyfriend Shots
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Some Asian in Some Professional Bush Pictures
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….


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