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2009

13

Mar

Lauren Conrad Shows Some Leg of the Day

The Hills is such bullshit, I know everyone is onto them at this point, because I was having coffee at McDonalds earlier today and saw Pratt and Montag on The View and they were fucking struggling. Their fake marriages, to their called off marriages, to the fact they live together and that they have seperate rooms in the house, and Spencer stumbling how to answer questions, made me believe shit is sinking fast. Whoopi Goldberg wouldn’t even give them the time of day, because they are fuckin’ jokes, and I guess since Lauren Conrad is on the show, she’s just as full of shit as they are and here she is showing off some leg because it’s a slow hungover day….

Posted in:Lauren Conrad|Leg

2009

13

Mar

Shauna Sand Keeps Good Company of the Day

I guess it’s only natural to associate yourself with people with like-minded people and by like-minded I mean have the same plastic surgeon. By the looks of these haggard sluts, it looks like they have both spent their fair share of time in the waiting room and that’s where they probably met.

If you’re wondering who the girl Shauna Sand is hanging with, her name is Taylor Wane and she’s some Hall of Fame pornstar who looks like a fuckin’ mess, but then again a lot of pornstars look like messes by the time they are 25, you know with the drugs, dirty sex and hard lives, so I guess if anything, she’s the kind of woman you’d want to end up like, if you are new to the industry, because she’s not dead, she just looks it.

I just hate this fake porn shit, give me an everyday girl with a set of real tits and I don’t care how many guys she’s fucked, or how many times she’s had the Clap, I just can’t take the jacked up tits and faces, it’s too fuckin’ strange to me and I can’t figure out who told them it looks great…or how they can look in the mirror and think they look presentable enough to leave the fucking house, you’d think the pointing, screaming and crying kids would tip the off to covering up their fuckin’ shit. Ya know what I mean…

Posted in:Porn|Shauna Sand|Taylor Wane|Tits

2009

13

Mar

Lindsay Lohan Deathwatch of the Day

I am not in the mood to hate on Lohan anymore, sure she caused some headaches for me when she found out I was internet friends with Sam Ronson, who is no longer my internet friend because Lohan stepped in and put a stop to that. Sure, I had some outrageous text message fights with her over the 6 months that this went down, because she was kinda crazy, and sure the last time I went to see Ronson play, I was escorted out of the club within a minute of being there, even though no one knows I write the site, but was told that I am not welcome there, and it had nothing to do with my urine soaked elastic waist band pants.

But now that all that anger and drama is over, life is more boring, I have no one to have fake internet fights with, I have no celebrities to make me feel validated, like my mean spirited shit actually gets noticed, so as Lohan and Ronson lost interest in tolerating me, I lost that stamp of approval that made me feel like the site wasn’t a stagnant piece of shit.

This is going to be my last Lohan Deathwatch post, because it’s played out, boring and a waste of fuckin’ time. She’s not dying, she’s just skinny, and I like skinny girls, so the last thing I should be doing is encouraging weightgain.

So Lohan, if you’re reading this, I miss you.

Posted in:Deathwatch|Lindsay Lohan

2009

13

Mar

Lady Gaga Has a Dick of the Day

I am getting tired of ripping into Lady Gaga, it’s all very negative and a waste of fucking energy, you know she is doing her thing, people are diggin’ it, she can sing, her sound is her own and music is her own, and whether I find shit a little lame, a little forced and the whole thing very bullshit, makes no difference because she’s here, her music gets played and she’s going to be around for awhile.

That said, just because I accept that she’s around, doesn’t mean that I accept her to be a woman. I am convinced that just throwing the name “Lady” in her name, is some over compensation shit to further trick us into thinking she’s got a vagina, you know like how could she have a dick if her name is Lady Gaga, kinda thing. Not to mention, she has a busted man face, stupid wigs, stupid costumes, a raspy dick suckin’ voice and looks like she’s wearing a fucking diaper under her leotard while acting like a gay dude’s rendition of a fabulous glamorous woman.

Now, I guess I could be wrong, and she could just have unfortunate genes, but whatever she is, she’s definitely here to stay, so get used to it and turn on her song “Poke her Face” while you fantasize about her tits, just the way she used get her face poked in the gay club bathrooms while jerking her own dick, before she had to tuck it away for fame….

Here she is kickin’ of her North American tour…

Posted in:Dick|Lady Gaga|Tranny

2009

13

Mar

Howard K. Stern Goes To Jail of the Day

So I got a text message this morning that said Howard Stern was in jail. I woke up for a minute, looked at it and figured that since I am hungover and that everyone else is covering the story, I’ll just go back to bed and see what the hell that person was talking about, and try to figure out why they’d bother telling me about it.

Well, it turns out that it wasn’t Howard Stern the radio host who was arrested, but Howard K. Stern, Anna Nicole Smith’s leach who was feeding her drugs, keeping her subdued and manageable and eventually leading to her overdose.

I guess I should say lock him up and throw away the key, that’s some psycho control shit, but I am torn, since drugging girls unwillingly is the only way I get laid.

Posted in:Anna Nicole Smith|death|Howard K. Stern|Murder

2009

12

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Here’s my Twitter of the Day, it was in response to John Mayer talking about Honey Dew being the sweetest melon and a great source of potassium….

@johncmayer you know what else is a great source of potassium? The bananas Jennifer Aniston’s gonna be using now that your penis quit.

It’s not that good, but I didn’t try that hard, so stop judging me and start being my friend man. We need less hate a more hugs.

Here are my stepLINKS….this is me sharing with you…now it’s your turn to share with me. Show me your tits…thanks.

Some Girl On Girl Thonged Ass Action
GO

Aniston’s Vagina is Depressed, Maybe She’ll Pose Naked On the Cover of GQ Again
GO

Cassie Is The Hottest R & B Star Ever
GO

Finger Ball Seems Like My Kind of Sport
GO

Relax, You Cunt, It’s Just a Bowl of Soup
GO

Abigail Clancy is Always Easy on the Eyes
GO

Animator VERSUS Animation
GO

Jenn’s Tits Are Fucking Massive
GO

Because Stickin You P in a V Does Your Body Good
GO

Who Remembers Oregon Trail and How Amazing It Was?
GO

Chris Brown and I Can Bond Over the Fact That We Both Pull Out
GO

Jude Law Likes ‘Em Big
GO

How About Vanessa Hudgens Ass Crack?
GO

JLOS Looks Kind of Hot When Shes Not With That Heroin Addict Husband of Hers
GO

South Park Tops It’s Own Awesomeness Yet Again
GO

101 Sexiest Female Action Figures
GO

Economic Crisis Must Be Getting Victoria Beckham Down
GO

Drunk Jude Law with Ugly Chicks
GO

Some Chicks in Bikinis Having an Ice Cream Fight
GO

How about beauty products made with the skin of executed Chinese Prisoners…
GO

Some Mexican Punch Out a Stranger Festival
GO

Shot By Kern with Some Asian Nude Model Named Hugo
GO

Aids Ads Using Celebrity Sex Lives…to Show You That Famous People Should All Die of Aids not because they are Garbage People…But Because they are Whores…
GO

Lady Gaga is Such a Stupid Cunt and I Want to Kill Her
GO

Ahhhh, So THERE’S the Mother of Jesus
GO

Grandma Salsa Dancer
GO

Alison Angel Wants You to Watch Her Work Out
GO

Because It’s Time You Mom Cut the Cord
GO

Nothing Like a Drugged Up, Naked Teen
GO

Snowmobile Crosses a River, and Then…
GO

Lebron James Has Got the Farts!
GO

Nikki Has a Tattoo
GO

Well, It Definitely Explains Why Shes So Fucking Fat
GO

Slap to the Ass, Pie to the Face
GO

80’s Excercise Tapes Are Kick Ass
GO

MMA Fighter is as Stupid As I Think They Are
GO

Cop Makes These Dudes Rap Because They Are Black and He is Racist and Thinks All Black People Are Rappers
GO

I Wanna Throw It In Roselyn Sanchez
GO

Who The Fuck is Michelle Bass?
GO

Julia is Covered in Oil
GO

Poor Little Rich Girl
GO

Vida Guerra is Bustin Out
GO

Carin Ashley is Lovely
GO

Does Wanting to Punch Tyra Banks in the Face Make me a Women Beater?
GO

Some Slow Motion Bikini Sluts
GO

Here’s Some Iraqi Porn
GO

Bridget in her Chair
GO

Ohhhhh Christina How I Have Missed You
GO

Blake Lively is Pretty Disgusting
GO

The Hottest TV Cops of All Time
GO

Meet a Girl That Isn’t Your Hand With a Wig On It
GO

Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….


Yeah, I know, no one cares about my twitter…not even Ashton Kutcher and it is sad…

Posted in:stepLINKS|stepLINKS of the Day

2009

12

Mar

Guess the Tits With Money of the Day

You’ll be disappointed too….

Posted in:cleavage|Tits

2009

12

Mar

Audrina Titty Bounce Run of the Day

Not much better than watching a girl run across the street, you know her titties bouncing in a way you can visualize shit to be like the Baywatch intro you all jerked off to at least once if you’re older than 20 years old. Unfortunately, when the bitch is not naked or half naked, or is Audrina, despite the big tits, it just isn’t worth bothering, and I guess in keeping this site useless, I have no choice but to post it, I am in too deep, but I am warning you, this is going to be a waste of your time….

Here’s a video of her leaving some restaurant called Nobu last night….

Posted in:Audrina Partidge|Jog|Titty Bounce

2009

12

Mar

Jewel has some Weird Fuckin’ Cleavage of the Day

I don’t know why Jewel’s massive Women in Song Volume 24 tits have got deflated, maybe she’s lost weight, maybe she’s on male hormones, maybe she does push-ups, all I know is that she’s got some deflated implant bag cleavage going on and it’s not that much of a turn on, but the fact that she’s on crutches is, you know, since it makes it harder for her to runaway and easier to catch…

Posted in:cleavage|Jewel

2009

12

Mar

Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches Party of the Day

It’s always nice to see long lost lovers reunited for the sake of making money, you know the same motivation for their fake publicity stunt relationship. So as Bridget launches her Sexiest Beach TV show, one of those original concepts you’ve never seen before, but I am not hating on it, because I like beaches and bikinis and figure you can never have too much of them, Hefner and Kendra came out to support, why?? because they are all gettin’ paid.

Posted in:Bridget Marquardt|Hugh Hefner|Kendra Wilkinson|Party|Playboy