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Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day
Christina Aguilera Whorin’ Old Lady of the Day
Christina Aguilera Whorin’ Old Lady of the Day
Christina Milian Posing with Produce of the Day
Christina Milian Posing with Produce of the Day
Aurelie Dupont is the Instagram Of The Day
Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day
Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2009

04

Feb

Some Slut Named Jerri Byrne Naked of the Day

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Her name is Jerri Byrne, she’s some UK Glamour Model, they seem to have a lot of big breasted sluts willing to get naked for money, maybe it’s because Jordan’s insane success for being a half naked busty chick inspires them to do the same, or maybe it is because it’s the only way to become famous there, but I think it’s probably because finding a girl worth fucking in England is a challenge, since they are all pasty, grey skinned, bad teeth, unhealthy fat chicks with no style, so when when of these pieces of trash comes along Page 3, FHM and all the other “lad mags” milk them for all their tits are worth and the public responds well, because they work in factories, they live in shitty houses and their lives are spent drunk because they hate their orange haired, bad teeth, grey skinned, lazy wives, and these girls provide hope of a better tomorrow.

Either wy, I’ve never heard of her, but there are too many of these UK bitches to keep track of, and despite having the Queen on our money here in Canada, and having posted a whole bunch of these slags, and the fact that I use the word salg, that’s about as UK as I get.

Some site sent in these exclusive nude shots of this girl, that I doubt are exclusive, so I decided to post them for you because I like naked chicks with fat tits.

Here’s a video of her doing an FHM Shoot for the fuck of it….

Posted in:Jerri Byrne|Naked|Slut

2009

04

Feb

Kristen Bell and Jaime King at Some Fanboys Event of the Day

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Here are your two favorite things, blonde chicks with vaginas and Star Wars shit you wish had a vagina, because you love it so much you’d fuck it all night long if it did. It would also make your unhealthy obsession and masturbation to it make more sense to your friends and family, because right now they are a little concerned at how weird it’s got, you know the whole walking around in costume and getting caught in bed with your Wookie glove on. At least with female genitals attached, there’d be some hope.

In the event you didn’t know, these celebrity sluts are not at the event because they like Star Wars as much as you and they are not these super cool dreamgirls and I’m not talking Jennifer Hudson Dreamgirls, I’m talking chicks you can share Star Wars fantasies with and who will never get bored no matter how many hundreds of times you try to throw a Star Wars marathon in your mom’s basement. These girls will judge you based on the fact that you reenact the trilogy in front of the mirror in full costume, since along with pretty much every girl in the world, don’t get the appeal, it actually creeps them out and makes them want to exit any conversation you try to have with them the second you bring up anything socially awkward, virginal and Sci-Fi, like Star Wars. These girls are only at the event because they are getting paid.

But that doesn’t mean this photo-op is any less pornographic to you and your weird ways, because you don’t have to believe they don’t give a shit about nerds and Star Wars and shit, since they’ll never tell you that to your face, because you will never meet them, so let these pictures do whatever it is they do to you, imagine you getting manhandled by a furry creature, or even imagine that you were that fuckin’ furry creature, since they are just fucking pictures.

Either way, I guess this movie is finally coming out so you can finally feel like your life work and passion is validated, but realize that the whole point of it is to make fun of people like you and for the people who are already laughing at you, to laugh harder….

I feel like this is my second public service to socially awkward, sexually frustrated, weirdos. I should be treated like a god by you people. Raise a fucking statue in my honor or something already.

Here’s Kristen Bell….

And Jaime King….

Posted in:Fan Boy|Jamie King|Kristen Bell

2009

04

Feb

KRS-One Political Rant of the Day

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KRS has been known to be intelligent hip hop or whatever the fuck it was called back in the day, I never got into the dude that much because I don’t do the whole music thing, I feel like it pollutes the youth.

Anyway, he’s up on stage and he pretty much says that the Obama shit is just a decision based on emotion, happy the racial barrier is broken, but that shit is just smoke and mirrors. So while people are out chanting Obama’s name, caught up in the excitement of his campaign, but that doesn’t mean he’s going to be a fuckin’ hero and change the world like the American people are convinced of, even though that opinion is based on absolutely nothing.

It’s kinda boring as fuck, not really something I think you’d be down with, but something I’ve been sayin’ all along, that the government is still the fucking politics and too many people have their hands in running shit, the president is just a figurehead and after the hype fades out, after people realize they voted based on a concept, racism and guilt and false hope and not on an actual agenda and people will see that the system is a corrupt prison where the people get raped every fucking day and a black guy with ideas is not going to be able to change what’s already been started and decided.

It’s worth a listen, he seems like he knows his shit and even if there aren’t any tits, KRS-One is on some whole other prophet shit that will get him assassinated, but offers a cool perspective, since he’s black and from the street.

Here’s another video with some Reverend Saying Barack Obama Was Elected By Mostly Black Racists and Guilty White People On Fox News.

Posted in:Freestyle|KRS-One

2009

04

Feb

Jordan Hits Up Toys ‘R’ Us with Her Retarded Fake Tits of the Day

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Here’s an obvious bad joke:

So Jordan went to Toys ‘R’ Us to buy her spoiled brat kids some toys while showing of a set of toys she bought for her spoiled brat self.

I figure that’s the angle every other site’s going to take because let’s face it when Jordan goes to Toys ‘R’ Us, there’s nothing much else you can say. I figure that the exposure she got them while exposing her stupid tits warrant a spokesperson deal, you know since this whore has managed to whore out ever other possible venue.

The truth is that if I knew mother’s with tits like that, dressed like that, shopped at Toys ‘R’ Us, I’d spend less time checkin out the little girls in their cute pink little dresses.

But every time I’ve been there, I’ve only seen fat, tired and disgusting mother’s trying to shut their annoying kids out, but truthfully, I usually get escorted out within 5 minutes of being there for simulating sex for a group of kids with random stuff animals, so I’m definitely not an expert on this shit.

Either way, here are her tits and haggard face shopping because you weren’t able to see it live while hiding in the life sized doll house you’ve always wanted but felt to awkward to buy yourself.

Here they are shopping for groceries and in love. It seems like Jordan’s got a wireless mic pack on her back pocket, or maybe it’s some hormone release therapy to keep her from growing her dick back or some shit. I guess this shopping bullshit may be staged for some money making scheme, because everyone knows that Jordan’s the kind of girl who would have someone do it for her, since she is incapable of the simplest tasks in life, like putting on her massive bra, making dinner, or wiping her own ass. But boy can she get titty fucked…..

Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price|Tits|Toys

2009

04

Feb

Lucy Lawless and Her Lesbian Stage Show of the Day

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I saw these pictures of Xena Warrior Princess in some stage show I don’t understand and figured I’d hit youtube to find more information and all I came up with was a clip from the show where she’s making out with some other girl and this caption.

In this clip, Lucy plays ‘Sappho’, a sexually precocious Catholic schoolgirl who finally kisses the object of desire, Gloria the dancer. Afterwards she sings the song, ‘The Reason’ by Hoobastank but not many people were listening for at least a minute because we were so excited and enthralled over that hot and shocking KISS. Wowie!!!!!!!!!!

Now I know that despite never watching the TV show because big women kicking ass in stupid costumes with stupid storylines and low budget effects with obnoxious arab suicide bombing screeching doesn’t do it for me, I find it kinda homoerotic, but a lot of losers became addicted to this cunt, so this video of her dyking out and trying to be sexy will be a nice change of pace from the re-runs, DVDs, posters and screencaps you’ve been jerking off to all these years, so despite being a couple days old and too weird for me, it’s a hell of a lot fresher than that mangled printout you’ve been hiding under your mattress the last decade.

Here’s a whole lot of pictures from her weird attempt at revamping a pretty shitty career…

Next time I expect to see some pussy lip…none of this fake nude bullshit. Embrace the fact you’re trying to cling on and give us what we deserve…which is real nude bullshit. Thanks.

Posted in:Kiss|Lesbian|Lucy Lawless

2009

04

Feb

Pam Anderson Picture of the Day

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So this is the story that goes along with this picture:

I spotted Pamela Anderson at the “Angels and Athletes” party at Aja in Tampa, FL this past Saturday.

She was out celebrating (something) the night before the Super Bowl.

Pam was on hand as the headline attraction for the night…unfortunately for her, she forgot to bring her A-Game…or a hairbrush.

Source

I have a feeling she is making this face because shejust felt her busted up uterus slipping out of her skirt because she didn’t wear underwear again, but I guess she could be making this face because she’s scared, or sad, or concerned or even surprised. Maybe it’s got to do with her dying career, beauty or sex appeal….or maybe someone just flashed her the 8 ball of coke she’s about to dig her whore face in, or maybe a guy she once banged just told her he has AIDS and has to tell past lovers by law. I really don’t know or care but someone emailed it to me and I figured I’d switch it up by posting it anyway because I have nothing better to do and no matter how hard I try to go back to sleep and no matter how tired I am right now, the alcohol withdrawal isn’t letting me. Asshole.

Posted in:Drunk|Pamela Anderson|Party

2009

04

Feb

Hayden Panettiere and Her Shitty Fucking Tits of the Day

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Hey guess what, Hayden Panettiere’s got shitty tits. I have more luscious cleavage you’d want to burry your head in, but then again I am clinically and legally obese, so I have bigger tits that most women.

The good news is that if she was to do porn she’d make more per scene because the companies love natural tits since most girls willing to do porn have already jacked their shit up. The bad news is that Hayden thinks she’s too good for porn and sticks to garbage TV shows no one watches, and by no one I mean everyone, you assholes are giving her this uncontrollable, undeserved ego.

Now, do it to me.

Posted in:Bad|Hayden Panettiere|Tits

2009

04

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Not to beat a dead horse with my dick or anything, but I am still very excited about this strap-on, but in talking to my new best friend on facebook, I realized something.

This one sex toy company is the only people who ever send me anything, I always assumed it was to review their product, but realized that last month they sent me a prostate massager and now they’ve sent me a strap on. I think they are telling me to fuck myself in some weird sex toy company passive aggressive way. I still think I’ve come out on top.

Here are my links….

Why Waste Time With a Slut Who Won’t Put Out?
GO

Don’t Lie, Loser, You Know You Would Hit That All Day
GO

Denise Milani and Her Fucking Retarded TIts
GO

What’s Your Secret Method?
GO

Olivia Munn is Cumming
GO

Beer Bottle Dominoes is Amazing
GO

Celebuslut Cartoon Fun
GO

Debbie Does Hooker Boots
GO

Peta Pretty Much Disgusts Me More Than Anything, And That Is Not an Easy Feat
GO

Let’s Rejoice of Memories Past When Jessica Alba Was Fucking Smokin’ Hot
GO

Cheyenne Tozzi May be Dead in the Near Future, So Let’s ENjoy Her in a Bikini
For Most Probably the Last Time
GO

Jodie Marsh: Tit Inspector
GO

Drew Barrymore Hotness
GO

How Else Are You Gonna Meet Your Future Wife?s
GO

Jesus, When Did Emma Watson Get So Sexy
GO

Gwenyth Paltrow, WTF Are You Wearing?
GO

Abigail Clancy Photoshoot
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
Lookin’ Reeeeeeal Good
GO

Jaime Pressly is a Workout Slut
GO

Shay Laren /camo Beauty
GO

How About Some Sex in the Kitchen?
GO

Fast Food Nut Shot
GO

Laura Lee is a Lasy in Red
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

This Kid is Totally Highs
GO

Because You Gotta Pass the Time Somehow
GO

Desperately Random Internet Imagery
GO

Wrestlng Epic Fail
GO

Alessandra Ambrosio May Have Ruined Her Vagina, But Man, Her Body Looks Bangin’
GO

Tori Spelling is Pretty Much Disgusting
GO

Redneck Monkey Bar Mouth Hang
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Lingerie Bedroom Slut Strips Down
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Call Me a Homo, Because Blind Items Bring Out My Inner Gays
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WTf Happened to Jordana Brewster?
GO

Shay Laren in the Mirror
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AHHHHHHH MEGAN FOXXX!
GO

The Great British Boobs of 2009
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Make Your Own USB Battery
GO

Cassie Dzienny is Your Quinessential Girl Next Door
GO

What’s Wrong With This Picture
GO

Chocolate Surprise
GO

I call This the Superbowel Destroyer…
GO

70s Sock Ad Doing the American Apparel
GO

10 Playmates You Probably Don’t Want to Fuck
GO

Alien 4 is Better than Sex
GO

Some Teacher Tricks Her Student Into Banging Her Disgusting Pussy. If She Was Hot, This WOuld Be a Moment of Jealousy…Instead, It’s Just Sick.
GO

One of Harvey Levin’s (The Dude Who Runs TMZ) Parties….
GO

!!!BONUs!!!

Because I Know Those Lawyer Fees From Your Stalker Trial Are Adding Up, Get a Bitch Who’s Not Sedated..
GO

ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Professional and Naked Picture Collection
GO

Some Ethnic Erotica
GO

More Ethnic Erotica….
GO

Some Party Girl Naked in Bed
GO

What the fuck is going on in Vegas?
GO

Bonus – One of the Worst Strip Videos on Youtube

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

03

Feb

Maggie Gyllenhaal’s Naked Scene in Strip Search of the Day

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Maggie Gyllenhaal is a fucking monster. I’ve seen a few of her movies and sure seeing her piss herself in secretary was alright, but you know with a face like that, the only way to get the fuck ahead is to do things that normal hot chicks wouldn’t bother with.

That said, this is a video of her getting strip searched, in a movie called Strip Search, that came out in 2004. It was sent to me today, so I guess it’s making it’s rounds and since staying as far from Gyllenhaal as I can, because she scares me, it’s new to me.

The point of all this is to say, you don’t need to look good to get naked because watching her get felt up and cavity searched unwillingly, then curl in a ball and cry about it before throwing a tantrum because part of her felt violated and the other part of her appreciate the male attention is amazing even if it is from 2004.

Posted in:Maggie Gyllenhaal|Naked

2009

03

Feb

Sylvester Stallone does the Homeless of the Day

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I saw this video of Sylvester Stallone and I am posting it because I love seeing these celebrities interact with the scum that fill the street. Sure, I am borderline homeless and begging on the street, but I think that just puts me in a better position to say that we’re fucking scum. They are addicts, they are mental patients who aren’t getting treatment, they are people who just don’t fit into the mold of society because they do things like ask elderly women if their pussies are still juicy and who get mad when you don’t give them money, even though they did absolutely nothing for you, but make you clench your purse in fear, if you know what I mean.

I just like when dudes in their 200,000 dollar cars come in contact with them and get stuck in conversation with them, because like Sylvestor Stallone I’ve engaged in homeless conversation and it’s always been fucking entertaining, but I’ve always given them more than a dollar after they tell me they love me when I’m finished climaxing all over their faces. It’s just common courtesy, sure they’re desperate and hungry and dying for their next fix, but they are people too.

Posted in:Homeless Lady|Sylvestor Stallone