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2009

Feb

Jessica Simpson’s So Fat You Can’t See the President Behind Her of the Day

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It’s nice to see that America really focuses on what’s important, you know Jessica Simpson’s weight gain. I could think of 1000 more relevant issues to talk to the President about, but leave it up to your fucked up priorities to get down to business about why the bitch has gained 20 pounds, despite everyone knowing that it is because of laziness, relationship and a bad diet.

On a side note, I was emailed this story where Kim Kardashian takes on Jessica Simpson. No they Aren’t Fighting Over Who Gets the last piece of cake, if anything another fat celebrity she has come to defend Jessica Simpson’s Fat Ass.

I felt the need to share….

Kardashian is really getting furious and “offended” over the media’s coverage of Jessica Simpson’s photos.

She took time out from Super Bowl festivities to post on her blog:

“I was doing Super Bowl interviews for my Leather & Laces party I’m hosting down here in Tampa, Florida, and EVERYONE seems to be asking me about Jessica Simpson’s alleged weight gain.

I think it’s absolutely ridiculous!!! She is not fat at all and I am actually offended that people are giving her such a hard time over this!

LEAVE HER ALONE!!! First of all, her outfit was FABULOUS! I loved that Fendi leopard belt with those high waisted jeans.
She is so drop dead gorgeous and the fact that the media is sending this message out to young girls is mind blowing!
?I am probably twice Jessica’s size, so what do you guys think of me then???”

So it’s official, Kim Kardashian doesn’t read this site, because if she did, she’d know that I think she’s fat.

The good news is that they both came out for the superbowl, not because their boyfriends are star football players, but because they thought superbowl meant some kind of new invention that was way bigger than any other bowl they’ve ever seen. You know, one they can pile all kinds of food inside and emotionally eat that is reminiscent of the trough these pigs should be eating out of.

Here’s Jessica in concert.

Posted in:Fat|Jessica Simpson|Obama

2009

Feb

Taylor Swift Doesn’t Show Off Her Underwear of the Day

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I hate Taylor Swift, she’s like this Emo/Country bullshit that drives me fucking crazy in song, and above all that, she’s tall and awkward looking and confuses me when people say how hot she is. There is an actual group of guys somewhere out there who print up her pictures, and asphyxiate themselves with their belts to heighten their orgasm, while listening to her fucking music, because they think she’s a fucking goddess. Well I don’t think a goddess would cocktease her die hard creepy fans by not showing them her pussy like a good girl would given the perfect opportunity she had here in Canada last week.

Posted in:Taylor Swift|Underwear

2009

Feb

Dita Von Teese Makes Me Sick as She Performs of the Day

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I haven’t figured out a few things in my life. One is why someone would want to look like a corpse in their everyday life because death is relatively disgusting, despite being a natural thing. The other is why people would think someone who looks like a corpse is worth fucking, or at least give them enough attention to give them a lasting career doing burlesque and whatever else she does.

Vampires will always be popular, but I thought Goth was dead. I thought it was just a fad for weird high school kids a few years ago, but I guess I am wrong, it happens daily, but what I do know is that if she really wants to make her bullshit look more believable, I suggest suicide.

2009

Feb

Danielle Aykroyd’s Underwear at the Airport of the Day

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Her name is Danielle Aykroyd, she’s the 19 year old daughter of Dan Aykroyd and she’s shwoing off her weird vomit print thong at the airport. I guess she chose those to wear, because they are more forgiving than white panties when it comes to masking the stains that come from being a lady who is about to spend a couple hours on a plane.

I guess her father used up all his creative juices writing Ghostbusters II, that by the time she was born in 1989, his brain was so wrecked and not even the massive amounts of cocaine or booze he had grown dependent on could help him come up with a name that wasn’t the vagina version of his name. Unless, it’s all just a big joke that no one but his family find funny, probably something he’s used to.

Either way, here’s her whale tail at the airport this weekend. If you’re wondering why I didn’t post her face, it’s because I am doing you a favor, let’s just say she inherited her father’s looks, and in case you didn’t know, that’s not a good look. In fact, it’s pretty scary.

Posted in:Danielle Aykroyd|Thong|Whale Tail

2009

Feb

Lily Allen Shows Off her Barren Ass in a Stupid Outfit of the Day

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Lily Allen is stepping up the whole Lady Gaga shit by wearing one piece outfits that show off her fat barren ass. First they manage to make me hate my life every time I leave the house and hear their music on every fucking radio station in every fucking public place that plays the radio. I am talking sodomizing my fucking ears like I was in a back alley with no way out in the wrong part of town with a very strong ex-con who has a taste for man pussy. Now, they are really trying their hardest to turn me off of the one piece of clothing that touches pussy/ass/tits at the same fucking time, something I once found fascinating but with every photo set that comes out like this, is becoming harder and harder to appreciate.

BONUS – There was as snow storm in the UK that turned out to be a great photo op for Lily Allen to go play with kids and show how wholesome and maternal and fun she is, even though they aren’t her kids because decided to end her pregnancy through smoking and drinking induced miscarriages/abortions. Selfish pig.

Posted in:Ass|Costume|Lily Allen

2009

Feb

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Hit the Beach in Rio of the Day

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So I came across these pictures and this was the caption attached:

Tom Cruise and wife Katie Holmes take daughter Suri to the beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. After leaving their posh hotel in a four-car convoy amid heavy security they entered a Brazilian military base and hit a beach within the residential area of the compound. There they played in the sand

A military base that was so secure the paparazzi could get in and get these intimate shots, I call staged bullshit on this motherfucker. Everyone knows that when Tom Cruise goes to Rio, Katie Holmes is not invited because that’s “Daddy gets fucked up the ass by tranny time”.

Posted in:Beach|Brazil|Katie Holmes|Rio|Tom Cruise

2009

Feb

Some 8-Limbed Baby Sucking Tit of the Day

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For some reason India’s got some fucked up gene that I don’t really understand because I am not a doctor or scientist, but it makes some of their babies come out of the womb with 8 limbs. I figure it’s got to do with overpopulation, pollution and inbreeding. I know that in other cultures when a baby is born with 8 limbs, they either amputate the shit fast, before the neighbors find out, or leave the mutant in the dumpster, because it’s fucking scary but for these Indians it is some kind of honor.

I saw these pictures of the 8 limbed thing sucking on some tit and unfortunately my love for tits overrode how creepy this shit is and figured I had to share it with you, because sucking tit is nature’s way of teaching us at a young age how important tits are. Breast feeding is first event that leads to us determining a woman’s worth by the size of her tits, which pretty much fuels the plastic surgery industry and self esteem issues that have got me laid so many times before.

Either way, check out this weirdness.

Posted in:8-Limb Baby|Breast Feeding|Freak|Tits

2009

Feb

Angelica Huston Rocks a Bikini of the Day

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To think Angelica Huston in a bikini was as hot as it gets, this bitch decided to bust out the animal print to really drive home the point that she’s a fucking sex object. I mean, isn’t that the whole basis of animal print, to let the world know you’re like a wild cat ready to pounce, or maybe in this case, it’s to let us all know, her time is up and she’d like to retire at the zoo where people can point and stare and throw raw meat at her where she belongs, because she is a fucking beast.

That said, I haven’t got laid by anything this tight bodied in a long fucking time, it’s got to the point where a pink grocery bag filled with dog shit almost gets me hard, and that means these pictures may be depressing to you, but are porn to me, so I’m posting them and you can’t stop me….even though someone may want to stop Angelica Huston from letting these kinds of pictures out because they are pretty much one of the causes of homosexuality in our youth.

Posted in:Angelica Huston|Bikini

2009

Feb

Porn Interrupts the Superbowl of the Day

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So if you live in certain parts of the US, the Superbowl got interrupted with a clip from a porn. Finally, the Superbowl had a little fucking supstance.

Sure, I may not be into produced porn, I’ll take that shit over sports any fucking day, because naked girls getting fucked is more interesting to me than jacked men in tights rubbin’ up all over each other. Guys seem to never grasp what is wrong with me for thinking that people getting paid retarded amounts to do simple things like run a ball across a line by fooling other guys by making plays is a waste of time and the equivalent to watching two retarded kids banging rocks together, while watching girls get paid less than 1000 dollars a scene to get fucked every way like the whores that they are will always be worth my time, making this one of the best pranks or PR moves of all fucking time, you know since everyone in Arizona, where this happened, was watching the Superbowl last night. Amazing.

Here’s the story
GO

Posted in:Porn|Superbowl

2009

Feb

Some Model Named Cheyenne Tozzi’s Nipple in Her Bikini of the Day

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Girls are my thing, not because they give me the time of day, but because I can look at them in bikinis and imagine the things I would do to them. If you’re on my facebook, you know that just because I think like a rapist, doesn’t mean I am a rapist.

Speaking of rape, this girl dated Brandon Davis, and despite assuming that piece of rich trash is only capable of getting pussy through rape, he seems to find dumb enough status whores trying to climb the ladder from other countries who assume he’s a bigger deal than he is and and sacrifice their vaginas to the cause to advance their career.

But the good news for any girl he gets with is that they don’t actually have to get turned on for him, because we all know that’s virtually impossible because he is repulsive. His dick is self-lubricating like his hair making him capable of entering even the driest pussy without them realizing it, I am talking desert sand try pussy in any position, this sneaky motherfucker can pull off.

Here are a whole lot of pictures of her tits and hot body in a bikini.

Posted in:Bikini|Cheyenne Tozzi|Nipple