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2009

28

Jan

Drunkenstepfather’s Fashion Report of the Day

Today’s fashion report is about leather leggings. The reason you see whores in the shit is because it turns out to be the only fabric that prevents them from being forced to smell their own rank pussies everytime they sit down. This shit may not be indistructable and probably has to get thrown out after being worn once because of the acidity of their cunts burning holes in the shit, but latex is what condoms are made of, the shit fight AIDS, PVC is what pipes are made of the shit prevents shit from ending up all over your fucking basement and leather is what cows and motorcycle saftey gear is made of, so when cotton can’t stand the heat of a rotting vagina, these pants come in fuckin handy.

They also do a good sturdy job of supporting the vagina and keeping everything in place like a second skin when the first skin is too battered to do it’s job. You know like duct tape on the hole in your couch because nothing is more embarrassing than when a loose whore’s uterus falls out of her gaping hole and drags behind her like some kind of unwanted fuckin’ tail, especially in public.

Here are the whores in question for today:

Nicole Scherzinger:

Paris Hilton:

Posted in:Leather Leggings|Nicole Scherzinger|Paris Hilton

2009

28

Jan

Zelda Williams is the Celebrity Lesbian of the Day

It was pretty obvious that this goth whore was a lesbian back when she ignored my seductive messages on the internet. It was even more obvious last week when she wore her sterotypical lesbian flannel shirt out to get face moisturizer because she wasn’t getting loads on her face to do the moisturizing for her, but now it’s official, this bitch no one cares about, Robin William’s daughter, is a fucking dyke. When asked about Valentine’s Day, a riveting question by the paparazzi because it’s so time sensitive, she turns to the vagina she calls home and asked if they had plans.

You’d be a pussy eater if your dad was Robin Williams and you were a chick, I mean I know he turns me off of mankind in general, so I can’t imagine what that would do to a bitch who was forced to live with him all her life….you know seeing him walk around naked doing his stupid over-the-top performances and dealing with him coming off coke…shit’s a hole other level of child abuse that probably has the same affect as rape on a girl…or maybe she’s just doing the lesbian thing because she’s intense and trying to find her own identity and break free from the life her dad’s created for his family, which is most likely the fucking case. Rich girls are all fucked up.

Posted in:Lesbian|Zelda Williams

2009

28

Jan

Hayden Panettiere and Her Dainty Panties of the Day

I would have expected Hayden Panettiere to be rockin’a pair of men’s underwear, you know to keep her in the zone when she hits the leg press at the gym. I figured the only time she’d rock something strappy would be when she steps into her strap on. I am surprised to see she’s got feminine lookin’ underwear because she’s got more testosterone in her than a highschool football team, but I guess when it comes to feeling sexy on the inside, you gotta do what you gotta do on the outside and at times, that that means getting ladylike in your intimate areas that may or may not otherwise be ladylike.

When you do you better show the fuckin’ world it’s being done because it’s not everyday you slip into something like this to fuck with the public.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Thong|Whale Tail

2009

28

Jan

Shauna Sand in a Bikini Riding Some Gay Shit of the Day

No I am not talking about her boyfriend. I already went on and on about how the only guy who would fuck her would have to be gay. Not because of her gaping vagina resembling a ball sack or because her dangling clit looks very dick-like when it gets hard, but because she’s got some drag queen level of plastic surgery and is so over the top that only a fag would see anything appealing about spending time with her, you know they like to keep things outrageous.

At first I thought proof to back up my theory is this weird motorized shit they are on, because you know that no straight dude would ever be comfortable enough with his sexuality to get up on one of these in public, not even for vagina, but then I remembered that guys usually do anything for pussy, even if it means pussying out byt doing things they’d never want to do, whether it’s going to plays or to antique stores or even shopping for dresses, so I guess the power of the pussy always wins, especially when your pussy is a trained seasoned veteran like Shauna Sands’.

Posted in:Bikini|Shauna Sand

2009

28

Jan

Hefner’s Girlfriends Smoke Pot of the Day

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There’s a funny law in California that my friend told me about and that I have done absolutely no research on because I don’t live in California, that involves these medical marijuana clinics that resemble cigar lounges that are all over the fucking place. They have menus with all the different types of marijuana products available that day for the people who have the membership cards.

To get a membership card you need a doctor’s note, so there are tons of doctors out there prescribing the shit to people with various ailments that don’t exist or that can’t really be tracked like anxiety, arthitis, fibromyalgia, and a handful of other bullshit disorders.

There’s a video of Snoop talking about his prescription to medicinal marijuana where they ask him what he prescription was that got him the card and he looked in the camera, smiled and said something like “anxiety”. If anyone’s ever seen snoop, dude’s about as anxious as a fucking sea turtle laying in the fuckin’ sun for 12 fucking days straight, and I don’t mean Coleen Rooney on vacation.

The reason for this is because pot should be legalized and the USA is just taking babysteps.

So the fact that Hefner’s twins smoke pot legally shouldn’t really be an issue and the fact that they sell their whore bodies should be….America is so fucking backwards. You can own guns and blow shit up, you can legally whore yourself, but you can’t smoke a fucking joint without getting in a mess with the law. I just don’t really get it and I don’t even smoke pot, that shit makes me fucking paranoid, so those of you who do, should get up off your lazy snackin’ asses and do something about it, but I guess that’d be like asking a bunch of paralyzed people to organize a run for their cause…if you know what I mean, you lazy sack of shit.

Posted in:Girlfriends|Hefner|Pot

2009

28

Jan

Jade Goody’s Weightloss Plan of the Day

I don’t know all that much about Big Brother because I don’t watch TV and I know a hell of a lot less about British Big Brother, but this Jade Goody girl was on the show and caused some controversy that lead to some more work for her and is pretty much a reality star living the dream, I mean except for the whole cancer part.

I did a little search on the site and found out that I posted Jade Goody’s Nipples before. She used to be pretty fucking fat and now that she has terminal cervical cancer, with a 40 percent chance of survival, she seems to be slimming out a bit.

Now I am not a doctor, but last time I checked, cervical cancer was straight from HPV. Where was Gardasil whenshe started raw doggin’men with warts on their dicks. I know it’s no laughing matter, she’s had a hysterectomy, which means no babies and fucked up hormones, leading to her essentially turning into a dude, but thankfully for any man out there, that means no condoms or fear of her getting attached after getting knocked up, refusing that abortion she always promised she’d get if ever you accidentally knocked her up, not that you’d want to do the whole no condom thing with her, you know with that whole HPV business, not that guys care, I know at least 10 dudes who have told me they’ve banged girls with HPV or early stages of vagina cancer, so I don’t think this will really be a set back for her, I mean other than the whole cancer thing….

I do wish her the best and I hope for survival and I am posting this because it is a heartwarming day for her as she greets her boyfriend from Big Brother who is just being released from prison after being sentenced to 18 months after beating a 16 year old with a golf club. These reality stars always keep it fuckin’ classy. I am not posting this for those of you who get off the Chemo/Cancer patients. Keep it in your pants you sick fucks getting off to sick people…it is not very appropriate.

Posted in:Cancer|Jade Goody

2009

28

Jan

Ashley Scott and Her Sheer Dress of the Day

In celebration of the Superbowl, here’s some football lookin’ motherfucker named Ashley Scott on her way out of a club the other day half naked. Maybe it’s to draw a little attention her herself because I’ve never heard of her, or maybe it’s because she has trouble seducing men, because instilling fear of tearing them apart limb by limb is a shitty seduction strategy, but I doubt that’s the issue, since guys have proven time and time again that they will fuck anything that has a pussy. Especially when her shoulders are pretty fucking broad, that any dude would be scared she’d hunt them down and break their face if they didn’t go home with her. Not that I am ever scared of girls no matter how much stronger, or tougher, or lesbionic and angry they are, because of that whole men are naturally stronger fact. Call me a sexist, but I can’t remember the last time a girl got me to the ground in a fight where I didn’t let her, you know to take advantage of the opportunity and let her think she’s winning, just so I get to feel her breast pushed up against me, and let my hands pretending to fight back, while exploring her inner thigh and every curve, until she realizes what I am doing by my boner pressed against her leg and gets the fuck off me, leaving me no choice but to knock the bitch out to teach her a lesson about cock teasing. To datethere’s no girl who hasn’t gone down to one of my punches and I’m a fucking pussy, so that’s just proof that girls are even bigger pussies….

Either way, I like my pussy in all sizes and shapes, so despite being thick and tough as fuckin’ nails, I still don’t mind seeing her walk around in public in her lingerie, but then again, I don’t mind watching anyone walk around in lingerie, even the senile homeless man who decided he looks pretty in that pink number he stole from the Salvation Army….

Posted in:Ashley Scott|Sheer Dress

2009

28

Jan

Megan Fox in Some Old School Modeling Pictures of the Day

Here are some old modeling pictures of Megan Fox from when she was younger and her lips were far less tainted, less swollen and less diseased from all the abuse she has put them through in her quest to be the next Angelina Jolie. Yes. I am talking about her whore pussy and not her collagen filled mess on her face. The same whore pussy I would throw a saddle on a ride into the sunset. The same whore pussy I would strap into and break speed records. The same whore pussy I would teach to do circus tricks. The same whore pussy I’d hose the fuck down like a Zoo animal on a hot summer day because it’s had David from 90210 in it first. I don’t know where I am going with this, but here are old modeling pictures from a much simpler time.

BONUS – I think this video of teens out of control are of Megan Fox in her youth, but I could be wrong. It happens everyday…

Posted in:Megan Fox|Model

2009

28

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got looped into an email conversation between Kanye West and one of his artists. I don’t know how that happened or why Kanye West has my emails. Maybe he was going to give me a piece of his mind for making fun of him by calling him insecure and annoying and urging the public to not buy his music, or maybe it has to do with how heartless I was in talking about his mom’s death and blaming his cunt behavior for it, but I figure he liked heartless things since that shit is making him money right now…

Either way, I wrote him back asking for him to make me a drunkenstepfather song and this was his response:

Unaware as to how you may have receive one of my emails, thank you for respecting my messages. As for the rough version of the song, it is out there now, so you may use it for personal use or have it as a stream on your website please.
Thank you and wish everyone nothing but the best.
Side Note: People Stop sending me Spam, it is uncalled for.

Unaware as how he put my email in the CC field? Seem kinda suspect, but accusing me of spamming him for responding to his shit, when he spammed me to begin with is just an example of how delusional this motherfucker is.
He is trying to leak this new song, he’s probably accidentally emailing every site, I think that is the definition of spam, responding to an email isn’t.
This is on the same level of crazy as Lohan accusing me of being her stalker because she got my phone number off her girlfriend’s cellphone and sends me text messages accusing me of trying to break them up.
I hate celebrities. They all need serious fucking therapy.
It’s been a long day doing hospital shit with my wife and I will be back tomorrow – in the meantime, here are my links.

Why Leave the Comfort of Your Own Home to Be a Peeping Tom?
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Who Knew Korean Girls Eating Cookies Could Almost Make Me Hard?
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This Shit on the Rock of Love Bus Just Keeps Getting Better and Better
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Some Porn Slut You’ve Seen Fuck, Suck and Lick Dick Talking About Max Payne
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What if Will Smith Had Stayed in West Philadelphia?
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The Biggest Black Tits You Have Ever Seen (PICS)
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Celebrity Sluts
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Nicole McClean is Oh So Sexy With Those Massive Tits….
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Brooke Burke is Looking Fine
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Evita and Isabella Are a Dream Come True
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The 10 Best Mexican-Related Urbandictionary.com Entries
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Striptease of the Day
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AnnaLynne McCord Can Ride Me All Night Long
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Mickey Rourke and Evan Rachel Wood Are (Movie) Incest Supporters
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There’s No Such Thing and Too Much of a Good Thing
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German Actress Panty Upskirt
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I Would Totally Bang Isla Fisher
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Paris Hilton is a SKinny Cow
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Jessica Alba is More Boring By the Day
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Sushi Anyone?
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Appearences Can Be Deceiving
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I Would Be Doing the Same Thing If I Could Still Get Hard
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What the Fuck is That Smell
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Shower Surprise
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Ariana Armanni = Boners
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Snowboard Russia!!
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Audrey Bitoni is Alot to Love
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What’s the Problem With Veggie Porn
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Ehhhh, I Think That’s a Bit Racist
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Paris Hilton is a Drug Smuggling Racist
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Because I Know You Must Be Getting Tired of Trying to Damn Hard
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Alba Teaches Us About World War II
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Melissa is Your Tuesday Fantasy
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Lady GaGa, Shut the Fuck Up
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Everything is Boring About Jennifer Aniston, Including This Great Shot of Her Cleavage
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Hannah Hilton Likes Music
I Like Hanna Hilton’s Tits
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Megan Fox is Airbrushed, But Whatever
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Daphne!!! Joy!!!
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Make a Ping Pong Ball Smoke Grenade
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Why Hello Kayleigh Pearson
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Kanya West Gos More Insane Day by Day, I Swear
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Baby’s Got Back??
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PETA’s Superbowl Publicity Stunt that Involves Chicks in Lingerie with Vegetables
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10 Signs Your Girlfriend is a Fucking Whore
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Some Whore from Myspace Being a Whore
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Teens Who Take Abstanence Vows are More Likely to Fuck Raw
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Choose Your Own Adventure Youtube Video With a GIrl in a Bikini is Revolutionary
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Dutch Ad Agency Gets into Bondage Ads
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The Best Way to Play Mouse Trap Involves Cum
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Club Sluts Being Sluts….
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BONUS – Some Links To Some of the Best of Alessandra Ambrosio in Lingerie
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

27

Jan

Russell Brand and Some Whores of the Day

I told you last week that girls were going to start dressing like this, because I am a trendsetter ahead of my time, and because people don’t have an original bone in their fucking body and like to do what they see on TV because they take it as that stamp of approval they need to do things, without TV telling them what to do, they’d be fucking lost and unable to do anything from shitting, to choosing a drink, to what car they drive. Thanks America.

That said, here are some pictures of Russel Brand leaving a club with a couple of Lady Gagas and it’s safe to say that I haven’t got shit on this guy. The last person I left a club with was one of Lindsay Lohan’s security guards, and despite him potentially lookin’ hot in some spanx space outfit, he wasn’t really my type.

I guess you get all the no name pussy when you are actually considered funny, when you have your own radio show, when you star in some movies and host some MTV award shows, but in all fairness to groupie whores, they would have probably still left with him if he told them he was in the Best Buy catalog.

To See the Rest of the Pictures From Behind Follow This Link Cuz The Paparazzi Hate Me…
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Posted in:Russell Brand|Whores