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2009

05

Jan

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Have a Fight on New Year’s of the Day

I guess things are rocky in the world of fake celebrity lesbian relationships that were set up as a publicity stunt and that are now getting hard to keep up because the dying need for penis, because here’s a video of Lohan bitching out Ronson at Mansion on New Year’s. I am sure Ronson deals with this shit everyday, because Lindsay is one of those high maintenance, unstable, needy bitches you’d only date if it mean you’d make 3,000,000 dollars a year while with them. The funniest thing in this video is that they aren’t fighting about coke, or jealousy, they are fighting over me and by me I mean over who used up all the coke. I just have that affect on fake celebrity relationships.

Posted in:Fight|Lindsay Lohan|Samantha Ronson

2009

05

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I couldn’t bring myself to go online all weekend, I don’t know what it was, I just saw my computer staring at me and I wanted to fuck it and leave it in the ditch like I’ve done so many times before, so instead, I decided to read a book. My wife had Marley and Me lying around, even though I didn’t think she knew how to read, I guess you learn something about your partner everyday, but I should have known better, because she is fat and reading is a fat person’s second favortie activity behind food, laziness and TV. Either way, I am now a better person for reading it in one sitting, unfortunately Jennifer Aniston, at least the idea of her as the main character’s wife, pretty much ruined the shit for me, and here are my links that I compiled last week, more recent links will go up today. That’s a lot of links for your money, and by money I mean for fucking free you leeching cocksucker. I guess the holidays are over and I have to start posting full force again. Fuck. That sucks.

On a side note, that John Travolta scientology killed his kid post got more comments than any other post ever on the site. I am too lazy to read them, can someone email me a summary?

Here are the links.

Even With All that Photoshopping Kelly Clarkson is Fucking Ugly
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Who Knew That Shedding All That Clown Hair Would Make Annalynne McCord So Bangable
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The Best 80 Blogs and Videos 2008
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Ashley Tisdale is a Country Lookin’ Whore Throwback
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8 Year Old Guitar Hero
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The Nerdcore 2009 Calendar is Definitely Something You’ll Be Into
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Bitch Fight!
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Mellissa Hangs Out on the Rooftop
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You Know, I Hate Paris Hilton, But Man I Forgot How Great This Commercial Was
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Celebrities Most Likely to Die in 2009
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Vanessa Hudgens Short Shorts
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I Am Distracted By Jennifer Aniston’s Hard Nipples By Her Ugly Face
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Lily Allen is Fucking Some Old Dude (Daddy Issues?)
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Here’s a Bunch of Pics of Celeb Sluts at a NYE Party They Don’t
Let People Like You or I Into
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Alanis Morrisette is Looking Good Now That She Doesn’t Have a Fat Ass Anymore
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The Maury Povich Home Paternity Test
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Because You Can Never Have Too Much of a Good Thing
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Cali Logan and an Asian Get It On
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Daddy’s Party is Busted!
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George Clooney Must Want to Catch Herpes or Something
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Skateboard Fails Are Always Good For a Laugh
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Because It’s Not Really Sex If There’s Not Another Person There
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Jenna Pressley Will Make Your Day
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A Case of the Jubblies
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Because Who Doesn’t Need a Good Slut Around Occaisionally?
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Too Stupid For Words
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Stacy Kiebler is Looking Tight
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Who Knew a Dildo That Big COuld Fit Into a Tiny Asian
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More Proof That Famous People Can Basically Just Do Whatever the Fuck They Want
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Vida Guerra is Everywhere Lately
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Because It’s 2009 and About Time You Lost Your Virginity
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This is Just Mean
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Courtney Love Takes Crazy to a Whole New Level
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Danni Wells is Nude
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Just Pure Class
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Brianna Banks and Kellie Get It On
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When Did Mena Suvari Get Hot Again?
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I Mean, Who Hasn’t Gotten So Drunk That They Strip and Piss in the Street?
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Build Your Own HD DVR
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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6 Beers in Ten Seconds
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

02

Jan

RIP Motherfucker the Jett Travolta Edition of the Day

John Travolta has a 16 year old son who has been reported to have autism and some Kawasaki Syndrome that fucks up his heart and makes him ride motorcycles, that brings on seizures and it turns out that he had one in the Bahamas where the family was celebrating New Years and may or may not have hit his head on the bath tub he may or may not have been masturbating in and died.

I was 16 once and the majority of it was spent masturbating so don’t get mad at me for fuckin’ up the facts. I know that I blame scientology but I mean that’s just obvious and the whole thing is a pretty shitty thing to have happen especially when ringing in a New Year, but if Travolta followed his heart and lived the gay life he was destined for, instead of this closet-case shit, none of this would have happened.

But that doesn’t stop the hurt he’s feeling from this premature loss, so RIP motherfucker. My heart goes out to Kelly Preston in these very sad times because I used to find her hot before she was polluted, and I am sure many sad years are ahead of her, unless of course this was a scientology sacrifice that was planned, in which case, you should go to jail. Let’s hope justice is served.

Posted in:Dead|Jett Travolta|RIP Motherfucker

2009

02

Jan

Chloe Sevigny Bikini Pictures of the Day

I like girls are easily convinced to suck your dick on camera when you tell them that it is art and that it will make them a legend in their craft, even when their faces look like the guy I saw at the gas station asking for money yesterday. He was wearing his hair in a pony tail, had a one piece women’s bathing suit on, while rockin’ a pair of jean shorts, in the middle of fucking winter. I am pretty sure you wouldn’t have had to convince him that sucking your dick was for the sake of art, because he looked like he would have done it for a couple bucks.

Here’s Chloe Sevigny in a bikini, I am going to go die for a couple hours now.

Posted in:Bikini|Chloe Sevigny

2009

02

Jan

Kristin Cavallari’s Got A Horrible Ass of the Day

This just in, Kristin Cavallari has no ass and it’s proven to be pretty disgusting every time she tries to take a shit. No seriously, I fucking hate girls with no asses, even if they are skinny as fucking Ethiopian starving kids before their stomachs get distended, they’ve got to have a nice round ass, small or not, but this flat flap of skin trying to form ass cheeks between her thigh and back is just fucking confusing to me and maybe someone should send her some bathing suit bottoms that aren’t designed for girls I want to fuck. get it together Cavallari, you irrelevant assless, whore.

Posted in:Ass|Kristin Cavallari

2009

02

Jan

Kelly Brook’s Bikini From a Couple Days Ago of the Day

These pictures are a couple of days late and by the looks of her tits, so is her period, because the only explanation for tits that swell like the waves she is playing in, is “unwanted” pregnancy. I mean we can’t blame her, she’s on a romantic Holiday Season vacation with her boyfriend, it’s only natural to stop taking her pill a month prior to leaving on the romantic Holiday Season, because all she wanted for Christmas was a baby and he kept saying he wasn’t ready yet. I don’t really know what the fuck I am talking about, or who the fuck I am talking about because I can’t place this Kelly Brook bitch and I am too hungover to research the shit, but I do know she’s got some big ol’ tits and is on vacation with her boyfriend, so I just put 2 and 2 together, if you know what I mean.

On a sidenote…what a bad fucking post.

Posted in:Bikini|Kelly Brook

2009

02

Jan

Sophia Bush Pedicure of the Day

Sometimes I like to stand outside an asian “Sexy L.A. Nails” place, where women from all walks of life come together to get their feet scrubbed down and painted, to watch them women get their feet touched rubbed and played with. I don’t do this because I am a foot fetishist, but because I want people to think I am. I’m weird like that.

Here’s a video of Sophia Bush getting her feet did that will make you feel like you’re peeping in from the comfort of your own Mom’s basement.

Posted in:Pedicure|Sophia Bush

2009

02

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Since I celebrate the New Year a day later, when the New Year actually starts, and not when every asshole in the world is getting a fucking boner that the clocks about to strike midnight, I am pretty fucking tired from drinking discount liquor in discount bars with other alcoholics who don’t need a celebration to justify drinking, and that’s pretty much the way I like things….

Here are my links from last night a day later again, it’s become a pattern.

Kathy Griffen Gives One Hell of a NYE Address
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Hilary Duff Looks Semi Hot in These Maxim Outtakes
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Adriana Lima Topless Throwback
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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No Arms, No Service
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How to Slap Women
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Sluts Get Raw
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Busta Rhymes Watch is More Famous Than He Is
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EXTREME CHAIR!
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Miley Cyrus Gives Her Thoughts On The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
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Her Vagina May Be Ruined But Nicole Richie’s Post Pregnancy Body is Lookin Good
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Fergie Celebrates NYE Tranny Style
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jessiann Gravel Gallery
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Charles Barkley Just Wanted His Dick Sucked
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Who Knew Czech Babes Were So Hot
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When You Get a Car for Christmas
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A Gay Rafting Experience
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Pearl Shows Off Her Gems
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Guy Pierces His Own Cheek
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Start The New Year Off By Busting Your Load
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One Year in Forty Seconds
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Fuck the Ball Drop, This is Where It’s At
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Forklift Fail
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Carla Ossa is Heaven
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Blondes With Freckles
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Ashley’s Post Pregnancy Tits Aren’t Really Much of Anything, And That Makes Me Sad
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Christina Milian Pool Shot Throwback
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Rosie Jones and Kaylee Karver Are Nude
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How to Eat a Lady’s Taco
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Biggie Small Drama Continues
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Desperately Random Fun
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Some Big Ol Tits on a Big Ol Blonde
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The Top Ten Celebrities That Look Like Hookers
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Build Smoke Bombs and Fuck Up Some Shit
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Some MMA Ring Girl Search Bikini Pics
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

01

Jan

Best Tits of 2008 of the Day

My friend is obsessed with tits. All her talks about is tits, tits and more fucking tits. I can’t walk down the street with him because every girl we walk by, he turns to me and asks if I like her tits, or what I think her tits would look like naked, and if I thought her tits were saggy and if he sees tits he really likes he just stops in his tracks and kinda grunts an “those tits were amazing”, and the shit never fucking ends, so I asked him to do a list of his favorite tits this year and this is what he comes up with. Pawning my work onto other people is my New Year’s Resolution. Seriously….

Scarlett Johansson Really Ain’t Much to Look At Without Those Tits

The Only Thing More Irrelevant Than Shauna Sand’s Tits is Shauna Sand

Katie Price’s Fake Tits Could Sell Bread to a Baker or Raw Fish and a Can of Gas to Huff to an Eskimo

Some X-Tina Pregnancy Tit Insanity…

Cindy Margolis Needs to Use Her Chest to Get Her Career Back on Track

Jodie Marsh’s Balloon Tits Are Fine By Me

A Braless, Lesbian Lohan is the the Only Lohan I Don’t Hate…

Co-Co’s Tits Are Just a Fucking Joke…

Paris Hilton Fakes Her Tits Like She Fakes Not Having a Herpes

Finally Something More than Just Rhianna’s Music Speaks to Me…Yes…I Sit Alone Crying as I Listen to “Living My Life”…

Posted in:2008|Tits

2009

01

Jan

Best Bikini Shots of 2008 of the Day

I am on a role with this shit, here’s a list of some of the best bikini pictures of 2008 according to my panel of experts the consists of my stepdaughter and her drug dealing boyfriend…I figured it was only right since I’ve spent so many nights jerking off to thoughts of her in a bikini on family vacations…I mean..I mean…since she likes bikinis so much, it’s a passion of hers, so here’s that list….I don’t necessarily agree with it, but I’m not about to dig through the fuckin’ crates, I’m all about moving the fuck forward and this is just to entertain you today, you greedy fucking prick.

Heidi Montag May Be an Idiot, But She Knows How to Work the PR Machine

Victoria’s Secret Bikini Showdown

Ronson’s Got Quite the Body on Her Even If She Looks Uncomfortable With a Popsicle in Hand….

Jennifer Aniston Lonely Bikini Shots, Before She STarted Fucking John Mayer for Publicity and Attention….of the Day

Caroline D’Amore, Because We Had Fun Laughing At Her Pretty Much All Year And Sometimes The Joke Makes For a Better Experience Especially When the Bitch Looks Like Celine Dion…

Vanessa Hudgens/Kiddie Porn Motorboat Action

Hellen Mirren is Probably Hotter, Younger, and Thinner Than Your Girlfriend

Kim K Gets Her Yacht On Even Though We All Hate Her…

Tara Reid is the Bikini Shot, Even If She is Ugly

Posted in:2008|Bikini