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2008

10

Nov

Georgina Baillie Does Lesbian Porn and Topless Pics of the Day

I don’t know if you punks know who Russel Brand is, but he is the male Amy Winehouse who hosted the MTV VMA’s, he was also in Saving Sarah Silverman, or whatever the fuck that movie was called, where he played some Tantric Sex obsessed rockstar. The dude was famous in the UK, worked at MTV, wrote a book about his heroin addiction and had a weekly radio show, that he kept up despite having moved to the USA or the land of opportunity as I like to call it, to pursue getting famous in another country.

A few weeks ago he called some British actor as a prank, told him he banged his grand daughter, a bitch named Georgine Baillie and ended up resigning from his radio show. It’s not like he actually needed the show, because he’s all American now, but there was still a huge over-reaction by the British and even by Georgina who said this:

“I’m thrilled because justice has been done…It’s despicable. Calling me that in public, not only does it damage my relationship with my granddad but it could permanently damage my life as well

So it brought me great pleasure to run into these pictures of her on another site, there’s a couple nude photoshoot photos and some screencaps of a lesbian orgy she was part of, because I guess this sexually liberated fat chick, doesn’t like people talking about fucking, she prefers them to watch….

Either way, check out the pics of this hypocritical vampire lookin’ cunt who was involved in getting Russel Brand’s show axed and leaving his 400,000 listeners forced to get their Brand fix by watching shitty Judd Apatow movies….

To See All the Pictures of This Weird Vampire Slut
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Here’s the prank….

Posted in:Georgina Baillie|Lesbian|Topless

2008

10

Nov

Lil Bow Wow’s First Sex Scene of the Day

Remember when Lil Bow Wow slaughtered hip hop and took rapping about the hard life, drugs, hoes and money and turned it into some candy coated bullshit about having crushes on girls to infiltrate the mainstream Disney market back when he was 12. Well it looks like he has hit puberty and taken his novelty act to entourage where he has a sex scene with some naked chick, something that would have been pretty criminal a 10 years ago, so criminal you’d go to jail if you owned a copy of it, the same jail where hip hop runs through the shower rape scene drains, a place Bow Wow will never see, because dude’s all hollywood and shit….either way, watch the scene if you’re one of the weirdos who’s been excited about seeing him in a sex scene since he hit the scene like he was an Olsen twin.or if you’re not…

Posted in:Bow Wow|Sex Scene

2008

10

Nov

Eugenie York Has Some Royally Wonky Tits of the Day

The thing I like about the Royal Family is that they are all heavily inbred, but because they are rich as hell, no one seems to care. Meanwhile, when I was watching some Jerry Springer type show 10 years ago, everyone freaked the fuck out about this redneck who was banging his cousin and trying to get the laws changed so that he could marry her. It’s just another example of the rich being allowed to do whatever they want, while the poor get ostracized for fucking their family members. The world is unfair…..

Either way, her name is Eugenie York, she is Prince Harry and William’s cousin, making her the Queen’s granddaughter.

These pics came with an email….

she’s got it bad for some guy named Hugo but he’s so into um girls who don’t have such wonky boobs haha. he’s a total player. she follows him around like a puppy.
a few months ago she and her friends got completely wasted and ran around her school naked.  she goes to boarding school and it was all over the papers here. that’s about all i know about her.

She’s not hot, but she’s from a privileged family, so that pretty much means that she thinks she is, so despite these pics not being very scandalous, I am posting them anyway, because I have a thing for girls who own underwear worth more than me, that’s pretty much why I am down with all girls, because this motherfucker’s got 10 dollars to his name and most girls wear underwear more expensive than that, so I guess I am just posting it because I like all girls rich, royal or addicted to crack sucking dick in alleys, let’s just hope my source gets some of this slag getting in trouble you can masturbate to….in the meantime, here are her pics….

Posted in:Eugenie York|Tits

2008

10

Nov

Mickey Rourke Doesn’t Like Gay People of the Day

The paparazzi followed Mickey Rourke around the other night because, clearly no other celebrity was around or maybe because they mistook his botoxed face of that of a woman disguised as a man, but I don’t really know or care. What I do know is that last week Perez Hilton reported that Rourke was dating Evan Rachel Woods now that she’s broken up with Marilyn Manson, because I guess she has made it clear that she has no taste when it comes to the cock she lets in her, the only prerequisite is that it is 20 years older than her. Either way, Rourke said something like “Tell that faggot I will break his fucking legs” and I guess Rourke and the rest of the free world have something in common and that’s a hatred for the fat pink haired embarrassment to both the gay community and Hollywood….but the real issue for gay activists is that he used faggot as a derogatory term, when it’s meant to be something beautiful.

Now, let’s just hope Mickey Rourke gets away from admiring himself in the mirror and fighting the aging process by paying for surgery to keep his boyish good looks and mans the fuck up, but the fact that he’s a fuckin’ actor, pretty much guarantees that he’s a pussy. Real men work in construction and not in color coordinating their boots and practicing how to smoke tough to really convey his bad boy image that he created in his million dollar bathroom voting against gay marriage because the more freedom the gays have, the more inclined he’ll be to having to accept his homosexuality….sometimes it’s better to keep things swept under the mattress, or locked away in the closet…Yeah, I just said Mickey Rourke’s a gay…it’s kinda his fault, because real men don’t do botox, but men who want men inside them do…true story.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

10

Nov

Kim Kardashian Behind the Scene at a Vegas Magazine Shoot of the Day

Watch Kim Kardashian Behind the Scenes Footage on RawVegas.tv

So Kim Kardashian considers herself a Vegas girl and I am not surprised, because she is a tacky whore, who likes tacky expensive shit and Vegas is a hot bed for half naked girls lookin’ for their big break, or a high roller to buy them champagne and designer clothes….

Kardashian was booked to do the cover of some Vegas Magazine and shit’s not very hot, but I am posting it anyway because I figure no one else is. If you ever wondered what music innovators like this cunt are into, now you’re chance. I think it’s funny to see the unphotoshopped version of her, because it pretty much proves she’s not hot and hopefully this will help other people blinded by her fat ass realize that…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Photoshoot|Vegas

2008

10

Nov

Eagles of Death Metal Contest Update of the Day

I’ve been running this Eagle of Death Metal concert and people have been sending in some entries, I figured I’d throw them up on the site and try to get more fans sending in shit because I like getting these emails.

Here are 10 of my favorites….

Entry 1: The Cross Dresser

If you like what you see…ill send more  😉

Entry 2: The Chronic Masturbater…

Here is my wonderous entry.

Entry 3: The Ass…

Hi there, I hope you don’t mind that I took a few. I’m having too much fun with this!
Lots of ass pics, I know.

Entry 4: The Other Ass

I’m a super duper fan of EODM. I think the new album HEART ON is fan-fucking-tastic!

Entry 5: The Nipples

Boston, Brooklyn, or NYC…

Entry 6: The Lazy

It may not be the sexiest, or the most impressive, but it’s from me with love. ;3 So with this entry, maybe I’ll have the chance to touch the band inappropriately. Lol

Entry 7:The Republican…

Hey Jesse, I voted for our guy McCain and now you can vote for me!
Have a safe and fun tour, and I’ll see you when you get here!

Oops…I think I forgot to send this one, it’s the best of the bunch!

Entry 8: The Fish Net….

I would like to go to the show at Music Hall of Williamsburg in Brooklyn (Nov 16th), which was SOLD OUT today when I went to get tickets    =[.  So pick me!!!!

Entry 9: The Shitty Artist

Pretty Please! 🙂

This would be my first ever Eagles of Death Metal show. I have been a fan for a long time and they are finally coming somewhere I can travel to. I would love to meet them.

Entry 10: The Child Laborer…

I enjoy pimping out my children for my benefit.

Entry 11: The Bearded Lady…

The contest is still on, so send in your entries….

ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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Posted in:Contest|Eagles of Death Metal

2008

10

Nov

Porno Producer Offers Palin $2M to do a Porn of the Day

Some porn producer named Cezar Capone is offering Sarah Palin 2 million dollars to star in one of his MILF productions. I don’t know much about porn, despite everyone constantly telling me that I am a porn site, because I post nudity, but I really have no idea who this guy is. There’s something about produced porn that doesn’t turn me on at all, the girls are ugly, I can’t relate to the ripped big dicked guys fucking them mainly because they are the kids of guys I see out in bars and clubs and hate, so watching them fuck is as torturous as having to drink in the same building as them. The sex is as plastic as their fake tits, and all porns are the fucking same so I usually stick to small penis fat guy porn with average at best lookin’ girls doing random dirty things…but this isn’t about me, it’s about Palin….

He basically wrote this open letter offering her the money and even considering to throw in some extra money and a snowmobile for her husband to get in on the shit. His rationale is that she needs the money to buy the 150,000 dollars of clothes she will be forced to give back, no that she’ll actually give it back, but seems like good enough logic to try to get her naked on video….my logic ended at the fact that she has a pussy and everyone wants to fuck her.

The truth is that he should give her a cut of the profit, because let’s face it, if this ever happened, it’d be bigger than Paris Hilton’s tape so Cezare may not be an idiot for approaching her, but he’s kinda low ballin’ her, not that she’ll know the difference considering she’s as retarded as her kid…but any TV network will probably offer her substantially bigger offers to do a mainstream show and she doesn’t have to break her Christian values to do that, so maybe he needs to go back to the drawing board because my prediction is that this porn will never happen….but a TV show will. Not that you care.


Either way, check out the letter….
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Posted in:Palin|Porn

2008

10

Nov

Tickle Me Pink’s Typical Explicit Music Video of the Day

When your band’s name is Tickle Me Pink, you gotta go that extra mile to man the fuck up. Otherwise, the only people who will show up to your show will be total poofs, lookin’ to dance for teddy bears before their all night anal sex parties, because poofs are always down for all night anal sex parties, or moms and dads thinking it’s some kind of fluffy show for kids, you know the kind of creeps that sing about kids issues, like sharing and shitting in the toilet and animals. So Tickle Me Pink, went ahead, hired a pornstar to crawl around under the blanket topless, and I approve, because I like tits. What I don’t approve of is bad music, so I kept shit on mute and enjoyed the picture show…

Posted in:Music Video|Nudity|Tickle Me Pink

2008

10

Nov

Adrienne Bailon is Some Disney Chick “Naked” of the Day

Here’s some Adrienne Bailon chick who was in some band called 3LW and now the Cheetah Girls, which is some Disney shit you’ve probably jerked off to, but I’ve never seen it because I am wholesome like that, and because I don’t have TV.

There are some naked pictures of her, or almost naked shots of her ass, which is nice, and probably why black guys go crazy for her, but it doesn’t take away from that broken down face. Not to mention, I don’t see pussy lip or tits, so they are hardly nude pics, but more a hope to get some more exposure, so she doesn’t have to work for wholesome Disney anymore and can go onto some new sexier roles….or some shit…and who really cares, I know I don’t.

What I do know is that her tween girl fans are going to be getting busy on their webcam’s tonight to do their idol proud…and now all of a sudden Adrienne Bailon is a household name, at least a single males who live in their mom’s basement and pretend to look for a job all day, while they are really jerking off to shitty personal pics of shitty Disney Channel celebrities….

I hear she’s going nuts suing people, so this cunt may be the end of me, literally, but I am posting them anyway. I like to live dangerously like that.

Posted in:Adrienne Bailon|Disney|Nude

2008

08

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I did a post on some NYC sex bloggers posed in lingerie the other day and some lesbian left some long winded comment about how these sex bloggers are what she aspires to be and shit and I figured I’d respond to it here.

Blah blah blah, I am a lesbian, Blah blah blah, I have a sex blog because I am fat, blah blah blah, these girls are beautiful, blah blah blah because I am fat and anything is beautiful to me, I am that lonely, blah blah blah

I noticed on Alexa that your traffic is down 35% in the last few months. There is probably a reason for that.

🙂
Catalina

The reason my traffic is down is because I post pictures of you….ornd girls as ugly as you.

It’s the freaky deaky weekend gonna have a good time, and if you’re not, here’s my links…yeah I realize I just badly quoted some song, but I am drunk and I’ve been having chest pains and dizzy spells all night, so I am allowed to bea little confused. Have some empathy you bastard….

Update – I got drunk and forgot to post these – but I am poting them now while drunk…they are more fun than the boring shit I saw tonight….true story.

It’s Friday Night, Which Means You’ll Spend It Alone…Change That Sad Fate….
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Anyone Who Thinks Courtney Love is Not on Drugs Anymore is Delusional
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The New Meaning of Fat Guy in a Little Coat
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Kid Versus Sheep
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Keely Hazell Likes Trucks and Video Games While Dressed Slutty
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If State Signs Told It Like It Is
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Cameron Diaz is a Cunt
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Models!!! Nip Slips!! See Throughs!!
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Amazing New Bond Girl Slutting Out for Maxim
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Pick the Next Hottest Bond Girl
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Lohan Can’t Get a Job, Therefore Here Are Some More Lesbian Rumors
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Sarah Palin Versus Joe Biden
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Ice Diving is for Idiots. Sorry
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MacGuyer Will Smack You Down!!
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The Fastest Purse Snatcher Ever
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What Were They Thinking?
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Hannah Hilton is Must Must See
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My Friday Self shot Lady Love
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Halle Berry is Amazing, No Matter What the Era
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Michelle Monaghan Has Ruined Her Vagina Forever. I’m Starting to Hate THis New Trend
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Find a Girl to Fuck, and Stop Being a Fucking Momma’s Boy
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Striptease of the Day
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Katy Perry Upskirt
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Drug store Cowboy
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Super Wedgie Girls!
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God Bless Topless Beaches, God Bless Them All
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It’s a Historical Day for Black People! Oprah Used a Port-o-Potty
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Now You Can Be Like the Hoff!!
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Get Sex The Easiest Way You Can
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Role Models Trailer
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Sophie Monk And Her Tits Multi Task
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The Naked Experiment
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Miranda Kerr Lingerie Show
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Japanese Senior Porn Part 1
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Gemma Atkinson Bikini Pics
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The Life of Michael Crichton – Spoiler Warning – He Dies at the End…
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Ukraine Prime Minister’s Wife Is Worth Fucking
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Kendra Wilkinson is Getting Married
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Honey, I Blew John Malkovich
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Mommy Bathroom Prank
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Sarah Vandella is Your Friday Fantasy
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All That Cocaine Lily Allen is Doing is Working Wonders For Her Body
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The New Bond Girl Has Some Bikini Pics
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Child Predators
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Build a Spy Telescope and Be the Ultimate Peeping Tom
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Feet of Fury!
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Wonder Woman Does LA in a See Through Outfit
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SOME FUNNY PORN REVIEWS

No Cum Dodging Allowed
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Black Brazilian She Males
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Cherry Red Lips
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Talented Milfs
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Bring Me Your Sister
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ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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BONUS – Sasha Grey on Attack of the Show Because People Love Her…

LAST LINK OF THE DAY:

Tired of gloryholing dudes for money?  Earn $200/day here instead
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