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2008

Nov

Sophie Anderton’s Meaty Upskirt of the Day

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Her name is Sophie Anderton, I don’t know anything about her because she’s from the UK and the only thing I know about the UK is that they created a whole lot of sluts who aren’t too shy to show off their tits, and that their queen isn’t a gossip blogger, but it turns out that these sluts don’t always wear panties, and here’s her meat. Not sure when it was taken, but it is definitely a shitty quality picture, which is only appropriate for a shitty quality pussy. Ohhhhh, Dis.

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2008

Nov

Hollywood Pin-Up’s Pictures of the Day

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I am slow moving on this story because I really don’t like the whole pin-up burlesque movement. I find it dated, unsexy and the girls who usually are up on it are fuckin’ fat, suicide girl types who listen to rockabilly and have stupid asymmetrical bangs and patent leather 2 tone shoes they got at some shitty vintage store. Whenever I see them perform with their nipple tassels, or even just walkin down the street with their 1950s style glasses, I just think to myself that they are attention craving whores who can’t get any airtime without a shitty novelty act where they don’t even get naked and that embraces being overweight.

That said, phtotographer Timothy White, who’s been doing celebrity photos for magazines made a book called Hollywood Pin-Ups and a bunch of hollywood starlets jumped on the opportunity, maybe because they wish they were part of glamorous Hollywood in its 1950’s prime, that stayed classy on the surface, when guys could jerk off to bare ankles and liked girls who were busty and fat, and not in the cesspool it’s become, or maybe they’re just friends with this motherfucker, or thought it’d be a fun project, but none of that matters, because

I have some of the pics that will save you from buying the book. Until Timothy White comes after me since I don’t have permission to post this shit.
Here are some of the pics

Angie Harmon….

Cindy Crawford Lookin’ Like a Man….A Very Strong Man….

Denise Richards

Elisa Cuthbert

Felicity Huffman (why?)

Gina Gershon

Jamie Lynn Sigler

Jennifer Beals

Jennifer Morrison

Kate Hudson:

Kate Walsh

Lauren Graham

Michelle Trachtenberg

Molly Sims

Olsen Twin

Rebecca De Mornay

Salma Hayek

Susan Sarandon

Tea Leoni

Vanessa Williams

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2008

Nov

Christina Aguilera’s Got a See Through Shirt on Over a Regular Shirt of the Day

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I saw a group of mom’s on their maternity leave walk today. I guess they are high school friends who do everything together. You know, they went to the same college, or worked the same stripclub and partied at the same bars and drank the same drinks, they moved in with their abusive boyfriends the same year, they all got pregnant together, not actually in the same room, but a few months apart, because they didn’t want to let any one of them steal the spotlight.

They were dressed like total sluts, I was almost surprised but then I remembered what part of town I was in and how they got into the whole pregnancy mess in the first place. They were probably working the full-service shift next to each other just 9 months earlier and I couldn’t help but wonder what position they got it from the night the seed stuck to their uterine walls and if that seed came with STDs or not….One of them was wearing a skimpy shirt, showing off a tit tattoo on a fake tit with a hard nipple and no bra, I guess to give easy access to feeding her kid nature’s food, or maybe lure some unsuspecting man to move in and be its dad, since she didn’t have one of those, and I guess Christina Aguilera is classier than that, you know putting a shirt under her see through shirt, and that’s really too bad.

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2008

Nov

Kim Kardashian Votes Twice of the Day

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So Kim Kardashian went out to vote. Unlike the general population, she got to vote twice, once for herself and once for her parasite ass she’s been carrying around and raising as her own. I know. Bad joke. It happens. Pretty much all the time.

I mean how many this lazy girl eats too fucking much and just gains weight in places guys deem sexy when really it’s just sloppy comments can I make about her. Or how many times can I go on about how she’s a useless, good for nothing whore, who fucks on camera, and gets pissed on by black guys…I bet she voted for McCain.

Posted in:Election 08|Kim Kardashian|Vote

2008

Nov

Obama Fans are Gangstas of the Day

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I was just sent this video where the reporter at some Obama thing mentions the smell of weed in the air. I mean it’s not that surprising considering he gives black people and hippies boners and they love drinkin’ his Kool Aid, and I thought it was funny that his appearance is that of a rockstar at a concert than a government official, because up until this year, politics were fuckin’ boring. I guess I should look for more tits, but I just got home from lunch and decided to check my email instead of post garbage you’ve seen on other sites, stop your whining.

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2008

Nov

Avril Lavigne is Drunk of the Day

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Avril Lavigne was pulled on stage at a Metal Skool show. From what I understand, they have a weekly gig where they play 80s rock, pretty much mockin’ it and joking around about it, and sometimes celebrities head out there because the only other thing going on on a Sunday night is DJ AM’s LAX party, and no one wants to put themselves through that pain.

So the guys of the band figured Avril Lavigne would know the song “I Love Rock and Roll” and it turns out she didn’t, so while trying to grind up on him while drunk, because she’s hungry for dick after marrying that little man from Sum 41, she fucked up the timing of the chorus, then screeched her way through it, sounding like shit, torturing everyone there and proving that unless she’s singing Shania Twain songs in a studio after months of vocal training, or suburban pop where she channels attitude from living the suburban life and spending her Saturday’s at the mall, and weeknights driving around aimlessly, she’s got no fuckin’ business holding a mic, unless that mic is your dick, in which case, it’s not actually a mic at all…..but more of a sad little worm no one wants to play with.

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2008

Nov

Will.I.Am Hologram Interview of the Day

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I had no choice but to post this shit because it fuckin scares me. When watching it last night, I freaked the fuck out, thinking of the possibilities of integrating this shit into every house, making phone calls, TV, Porn, Webcam Sex a hell of a lot more interesting, it could let me be in 10 places at once, but unfortunately, I don’t have 10 places to be, so it just left me confused, scared and uncomfortable about where the world is goin’ with this technology shit. It’s nice to know some assholes have invested whatever amount of millions of dollars into this, you know with the world crumbling apart, people being ravaged by AIDS and Cancer and poverty, it’s just smart allocation of funds, so that Will.I.Am can do a stupid little dance when half of the world is watching him on CNN talking about politics, when he’s just some cheesy mainstream rapper with an opinion that really doesn’t matter. I know you’ve all seen this, but I really had no choice but to put it up, because it gave me nightmares last night.

On a side note, here’s Obama’s Kenyan relatives/grandmother doing a song and dance for her grandson before slaughtering a goat to really show how happy their tribe is for the way he turned out by not being raised in Kenya with them.

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2008

Nov

Annalynne McCord is a Lesbian of the Day

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I didn’t know who Annalynne McCord was before last week, because being down with young girls, I’m not always down with the shitty teen primetime soap operas they watch.

She’s on 90210 and based on her recent behavior, she seems to be lovin’ the fame. She gets up from her lunch and decides to go out to greet the paparazzi, something a jaded actor who hates their fame would never do, then she plays up the fact that she’s with a girl and when asked if she is the next Sam Ronson/Lindsay Lohan, she responded “no, Sam Ronson has a penis, me and my sister are all vagina”, no actually she kissed her on the mouth, but I think it’s safe to say this is bullshit and even if it isn’t, Katy Perry ruined it for me.

She’s skinny as fuck, looks like a clown and the highlight of the video isn’t her dyking out but the old bald guy who looks so excited to get her autograph and meet her, he is a creepy motherfucker who may not be me, but I wish it was, not because I want to meet this bitch, but because I want to be the guy who acts overly excited to meet no names because my life is so insignificant and filled with failure that I’ll take anything I can get.

We’re all allowed to have dreams, even back kids can now be taken a little more seriously when they say they wanna be the president of the United States, when before yesterday, they were just laughed at and given crack to sell….

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Lesbian

2008

Nov

Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr in Lingerie For America of the Day

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So I got a little carried away with this Obama shit while drunk last night, I’d be embarrassed but really never go back on the stupid shit I say or do when drunk, I just kinda move on and pretend it never happened. Obama is just a motivational speaker, the black Tony Robins, with a less offensively massive head, trying to pass off responsibility to the people, motivate the people, and instead of carrying the weight of the problems on his shoulders or making the right decisions, he just acts as a figurehead for hope and unity, something America didn’t really have.

I don’t think people know entirely what they are in for, or know the impact of what is going to happen based on his term in office, and like a deadbeat dad, I am convinced nothing is going to change, people will still be poor, people will still be dying in hospitals, but it was a pretty powerful speech.

George Bush was from day one a total fuck up, Palin was a total idiot, McCain didn’t deal with the economy properly, Obama played the race card, America has a lot of ethnic people who hate white people, he sold a dream, and he won….

So he has a great smile, was a novelty, campaigned hard and strong and was a hero in the media, coming in with unrealistic goals and visions that make sense to desperate people, or people who want more out of life, and he did it with style and power but dudes pretty much over-promised and I highly doubt you’ll get what you want and the next 4 months will be about him trying to manage expectations and diffuse the flames her lit to get in office.

I am having Obama supporter remorse, he was a little bit of a novelty with really big goals and expectations, kinda telling the people what they want to hear, you know telling girls in the bar how big your dick is or how fat your wallet is to get them so wet you can hear the jelly donut in her pants squishing between her thighs.

So good luck with all this shit, and that concludes my political talks for the next little while, but no one cares about what I think,

Here are some pictures of to start the day of Marissa Miller and Miranda Kerr since they are the American Dream, well at least one of them is, and the other one just makes more money than you do in your own country, fuckin’ immigrants takin’ all the fuckin’ jobs…..and choosin’ the fuckin’ president….

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2008

Nov

Obama For the Win…..of the Day

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Obama is the Next President of the USA.

Boooooooo!!!!

Just kidding.

This is the best thing that has happened to your country and probably the rest of the world, this is a total revolution and I am pretty happy it worked out this way, because I was convinced the republicans would have put a stop on this shit but it just got out of hand and people started believing him. He is definitely the right person to run your country, or at least a hell of a lot better than McCain/Palin, he is someone who definitely has a vision, and black or not, he’s the commander in chief.

Don’t get me wrong, McCain has achieved a lot and won’t die a failure in the next couple years, he’s done more than most people and that’s something worth a pat on the back and a viagra in his belly, to really celebrate the loss, if anything he can find himself a nice retirement community to settle down in, now that the chaos is behind him. I always hate seeing losers, especially when they were as passionate about him, it’s sad and he should never have chosen Palin as his running mate and that is what really ruined him. I guess the real remarkable thing about all this is that he didn’t die during his speech from a broken heart…….

The racist supporters are probably pretty fuckin’ mad. There will be some local cross burnings tonight, no doubt about it, but be proud to be American despite whatever riots and deaths that may come from this…

I am happy all this is over, so you guys can shut the fuck up and I can go back to hating on sluts.

The people have spoken, let the riots begin, and let’s hope he’s not Lee Harvey Oswalded because that would be a fuckin’ tragedy.

Sure I am not American, I am not educated on the subject, but I know what my instinct tells me and from day one, there really was no competition.

Congratulations to all you fuckers, this won’t change our relationship of you hating me and me hating you, but let’s hope it changes all your lives.

Brobama won, despite being half brother and this is definitely the best thing to happen to more than just the hip hop movement, the black people and despite being scared for you guys for the last couple of weeks….a lot of people are going to be inspired by this and a lot of people will be mad…we’ll see what happens….

This CNN coverage was boring, my friend who’s TV I am borrowing is annoying, the Hologram I expect Obama to use for all public appearances, scared the fuck out of me, and I am drunk….

It’s not a matter of Yes you can anymore, it’s a little yes you did, and that’s more than I can say about what’s going on in your bedroom. Peace out. I am going to go drink more because this post was fucking crazy…let’s just hope Obama makes it out of his speech alive…

He wasn’t assassinated, and if anyone watched that speech and wasn’t moved, or excited of what’s to come, and I’m not talking about fried chicken stands on every corner or gold chains and girls who make their booties talk in ever government office, or the whole country being turned into a crack hustlin’ ghetto, I’m talking about a whole new leadership and direction, you’re fuckin’ idiots, but you probably already know that. Yes, you did, you fuckin’ communists with hologram technology, that shit could revolutionize porn and cybersex….

Ok, enough of this, now you can go back to chronic masturbation, this election shit was boring and draining…..and a little too passionate on all fronts….ok…time to stop…i just can’t seem to end this post…

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