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2008

23

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

So I was talking to some dude who told me he never respects girls who get on cam and finger themselves for him and that’s the kind of rubbin’ shit in my face that pisses me off because I have never had a girl fingering herself on cam for me to never respect not that I wouldn’t respect them for that shit, I’d totally encourage and ask for more, but some people have some serious game on IM and I wish I could get both girls I know and don’t know showing me their pussies, just like that, cuz they are drunk and horny and I am online to benefit from it…..

I was talking to another guy about how he fell in love online and married the girl he fell in love with and I am not talking in his head or on their message board forum, I am talking real live marriage and after laughing in his face for being a socially awkward, desperate loser, I realized that the internet has made getting laid a lot easier than when I was single 8 years ago. The girls I’d meet would give me their home numbers, I wouldn’t be able to email them or casually reach out, I’d have to put real effort into shit. I wasn’t able jerk off to their vacation pics or learn about who they fucked or how the like being fucked because conversation online is always sleazier than wholesome real life talk where you have to pretend you are semi-normal with decent intentions So I guess as weird as it is, I probably wouldn’t have had STDs and bad memories of taking whatever came my way and maybe I would have even married a bitch I like because the internet filtered out the crap and I guess technology is taking the fuck over and I’m not getting a piece of the action but it is the reason I am posting these for the lovers at home talking to their significant other cross country instead of leaving the house and getting fucked up and fucked since it is Friday.

I am not drunk yet, but I am going to be in about 15 minutes. In the meantime, here are my links…..

These Girls Get Right Down to Business, Not Wasting Your Time and Giving You Something New to Get Off To
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Adriana Lima in Some Lingerie Photoshoot
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Rachel McAdams Getting Dirty in Public Like the Slut She Is
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Top 10 Hottest Olympic Babes
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Overdose on Shay Laren Here
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Tila Tequila is Bi-Sexual! She Likes Girls! That Like Other Girls! That Are Bi-Sexual!!
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Olivia Munn Personal Bikini Pic
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Because Losers Like You Google Themselves
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10 Hottest Ebony Topless Scenes
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Is She Hot or Is She Heavy?
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The Spice Lesbian’s Spread Her Legs for Cock
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Aubrey O’Day is Dressed Like A Tranny Swan
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Jennifer Lamiraqui is in the Great Outdoors
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Nicole Scherzinger Performing Like the Slut She is In Spain….
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Stanley Kubrick is Rolling in His Grave
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Chick Gets Owned By Keg Stand
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Maybe Hurricanes Aren’t So Bad Afterall
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The Things People Put in Their Mouths Amaze Me
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Naught Haute Couture
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Sophis Isn’t Wearing Underwear
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Surprise!! Katie Holmes Broadway Show is a Piece of Shit!
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Find a Girl to Fuck
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Now THIS is Fantasy Football!
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Cash for Gold!
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Wedding Night Amateur
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Sharon Stone Bring New Meaning to the Phrase Cougar!
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Naked German Ass-Vertising….
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Catherine Heigl is Not Above the Law
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Aubrey O’Day, You Are Disgusting
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I Wanna Punch Kid Rock in the Face
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Your Friday Striptease
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Hottie Works Out for the Camera
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Please No. Please GOD No!
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Sometimes Sand in Your Vagina Can’t Be Avoided
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Get Some Sex, Virgin
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Christmas Came Early This Year
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Welcome to Heaven
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Luna is All Oiled Up
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Petra Nemcova Throwback
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Get Hudson Wears a See Through Shirt Because She Got Dumped and Needs Attention
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Aline Nakashima Wants to Show You Her Underpants
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More Reasons to Hate Mac Products
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If I was a Cat
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Donna and Nadin are Naked
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Cassie Ventura is Delicious
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Build a Home Made Wind Generator and Save the Planet
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Asian Chick and Her TIts
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Some More Nudity Just To Prove They Are a Smut Site
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Some Wide Faced Miami Chick Showing Some Cleavage
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Some New Ways To Jerk Off Because You Need All The Help You Can Get….
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BONUS – The Hottest Asshole I Have Ever Seen on a Chick
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

22

Aug

Nina Moric in a Thong on the Beach of the Day

I like hot little asses on the beach, especially when the girl who owns that hot little ass knows that it is a hot little ass and puts on the skimpiest bikini she can find. It’s like yesterday when I walked in on my youngest stepdaughter doing a work out that consisted of running in place, jumping jacks, pilates and yoga moves that I didn’t think were possible all while wearing pink boy shorts so I could see every vibration and jiggle of her almost bare tight ass cheeks and her little 18 year old pussy tightly hugged by a thin piece of fabric, not that I was lookin or anything, that would be totally inappropriate.

But I am lookin’ at Nina Moric, this chick’s got it going on even though I have no idea who she is.

Posted in:Nina Moric|Thong

2008

22

Aug

Nicky Hilton in her Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Sometimes when role playing with my wife, I like to pretend I am Nicky Hilton and she pretends to be the badly dressed asshole no one cares about that she’s dating at the time because my wife is about as worthless as him, except for the fact that she pays my rent and I am about as boring and sloppy lookin’ as Nicky Hilton. So I ask my wife where she got her stupid board shorts and she asks me why I am not as relevant as my sister and asks if I want to make a sex tape and I blow it off by telling her she’s no Rick Solomon down there and I dont want to admit I let such a small dick inside my barely there ass, and I then I tell her that I have to go shopping and I’ll be taken my Benz and storm off only to jump into my stepdaughter’s boyfriend’s 87 Hyundai and my wife goes to the bedroom to masturbate because she finds playing useless rich kids who have done pretty much nothing with their lives so fuckin’ hot she can’t contain her over-sized labia.

Here’s some Nicky Hilton in a bikini bottom.

Posted in:Bikini|Bottoms|Nicky Hilton

2008

22

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Got a Lesbian See Through Shirt On of the Day

I think I scare Samantha Ronson because I am blocked on her facebook after spending the last 2 months sending her random stupid facebook messages and that hurt my feelings. I mean I think it’s totally normal to ask someone what Lohan’s vagina tastes like or what it smells like or if she uses a strap on. I also think it’s totally normal to ask someone you don’t know for their home address, a copy of their key and a pair of lohan’s dirty underwear to get me through my lonely night. I don’t see the harm in sending a daily message requesting pictures and video proof that they are lesbians, a used sex toy to suck on or even a sample of Lohan’s saliva to taste what kissing her would be like. I think blocking me on facebook was totally out of line considering everything I ever said was pretty normal by my standards.

Here’s Lohan braless in a barely see through shirt that bores me. I can’t even make out her nipples, not that I want to because I hate lesbians and their penis destroying ways.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|See Through

2008

22

Aug

Butts by Hilary Duff of the Day

I remember a time when Hilary Duff was the Miley Cyrus of her generation, you know on all these stupid shows, rockin’ a shitty singing career and making more money than she knew what to do with, but in the last couple years she’s almost fallen off the map. I know she did a tour and all that but she’s just not as relevant with the kids, but I know that the perverts who remember her at 15 and still reference the pics of her from that era that they have saved on their computer haven’t given up on her like they were the Good Charlotte sister that violated her cervix and ran off with Nicole Richey so here’s her ass.

I am not feeling like writing today and Hilary Duff proves while grocery shopping like a middle-aged soccer mom, that there comes a time that we all lose our momentum…I guess now’s my time…..so just look at the pictures of her boring semi- retired irrelevant ass.

Posted in:Ass|Hilary Duff

2008

22

Aug

Olympic Camel Toe the Paraguay Edition of the Day

I assume the Olympics are coming to an end and we’re all going to have to wait another 4 years for the shit to hit again and despite that making a whole lot of you sad, I really couldn’t care less. It’s rare to find hot athletes who don’t have steroid clits the size of a grown man’s thumb, something my inappropriate little league coach told me about when I was 12 and I have carried that fact around with me for a long time, true story, but this Paraguay slut named Leryn Franco’s lookin’ pretty fuckin’ alright.

I assume because Paraguay doesn’t invest too much money into their team and there proabably aren’t that many Javelin throwers in Paraguay because the people there are too busy dancing around fires, she doesn’t work out all too much considering she pretty much placed last. I figure she joined the shit for the same reason I joined my high school volleyball team and that was to miss school, go to other schools and check out the girl team play and here she is showing off her hot ass and pussy in her tight pants.

Posted in:Cameltoe|Leryn Franco|Olympic|Paraguay

2008

22

Aug

Adele Silva in a Bikini With Hot Tits of the Day

Here’s some hot bodied British chick named Adele Silva in a bikini, showing off her hot body and horrible face that I’d still cum all over if I had the opportunity to, but I am the kind of guy who doesnt discriminate where I cum, like if I have to roll over and bust into a half empty can of coke, or all over the feminine products in the Pharmacy, I am going to….

I was at the stripclub yesterday because I just randomly walked in around 8 pm, which turns out to be the worst time to go to the stripclub. Shit has one ambitious girl working and over the course of the next 2 hours sluts slowly trickle in, already jacked on coke and ready for the night ahead but not ready to get on stage while I am there. Yesterday’s ambitious girl had the tightest body, one of a fuckin 18 year old model or some shit, with some implants that she probably should have never got but I could totally see past because her ass was something you’d chip a tooth on. She came up to me to get a dance and I was face to face with fucking hell. She looked like she was a fuckin’ victim of somekind of genocide shit in Rawanda, like this cashier at the grocery store near my house who was missing 80 percent of his fingers and had burn scars all over him and who I told to keep the change because I didn’t want to touch and because I felt he deserved a tip after the circus performance he put on trying to put my shit into a plastic bag cuz I like killing the environment every chance I get.

Either way, I didnt go for a dance, her body wasn’t good enough to take away from the fear she instilled and instead took a piss in a bathroom that smelled worse than my wife’s pussy after a week of not showering or changing her underwear as she tends to do…..

The point is that Adele Silva’s not quite ugly enough to ruin these bikini pics, but she’s got no business calling herself a fuckin’ model.

Posted in:Adele Silva|Bikini

2008

22

Aug

Jessica Simpson’s in Some Farmer’s Hat and a Bikini of the Day

Here’s Jessica Simpson continuing her obnoxious quest to be the next big thing in country by rockin’ some weathered farmers hat you’d see on a grandpa milkin’ cows or some shit, when the only cow around that needs milking is Jessica Simpson, but she’s in a bikini meaning that she hasn’t fully given up on her hollywood lifestyle.

The truth is that shit looks more like a bra at a teenage hot tub party and her face looks like she’s getting her fleshy pink shoe ravaged by the hot tub jets because there’s no man around to satisfy her since they are all scared to commit to her and that’s the kinda shit that turns me on.

Just last night I was talking to a girl about the best orgasm she had in her life and she went on and on about her shower head and the jet in a pool or a hot tub and it was nice to see that the men still don’t give a fuck about making their girls cum and that girls are still faking their shit to make their men happy, the way it’s supposed to be. None of this pussy satisfying their women shit I’ve read about in drugstore romance novels that is meant to remain total fantasy. Here’s Jessica.

Posted in:Bikini|Jessica Simpson

2008

22

Aug

Rihanna is Poor of the Day

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So people are saying that Rihanna is poor, but here are some pictures of her shopping and it looks like she’s managed to buy herself some pretty stupid fucking shoes/sandals/ hockey pads that I don’t fuckin’ understand but hate. I guess it’s possible that whatever company created this hideous invention gave them to her for free, but it doesn’t matter, what does matter is that people say despite being on the radio and in the club all the fuckin’ time, bitch is only worth 20,000 dollars

If that is true, she wouldn’t be the first black person exploited and the way I see it, is that she was just some slut in Barbados who was discovered and offered a shit deal. Possibly because there was no guarantee her shit would work and it was a risk, but the label wanted to give it a try or maybe they just knew she would sign because of where she was at, knowing that living in Barbados your real only high point would be playing the nightly resort show she was probably auditioning for when it went down.

So it’s one of those situations where she signs on to the first deal that comes her way, she figures it’s a dream come true, they offer her a million dollars as an advance but that has to be paid back to pay for costs like videos and CDs and shit, and she clears 20,000 dollars at the end of the whole thing, which is probably still double what her family makes back home not to mention she’s gets to live the celebrity high life and I guess you just can’t put a price on that.

She’s the kind of meal ticket all record labels dream of, you know the third world kind with low expectations, a person you can exploit and hire to work your plantation while you get richer and it’s just the way shit is and who really cares about her finances when you can watch her suck that Starbucks straw like it was your dick only your dick’s not quite that wide making getting pussy an embarrassing endeavor.

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Posted in:Poor|Rihanna

2008

22

Aug

Michael Phelps Mom is Naughty of the Day

So this picture was sent in by a reader claiming they were pictures of Michael Phelps, which I thought was surprising because I heard he was some awkward Jewish lookin’ kid with no friends who was found in a dumpster after being left they by his teenage mother at prom and was sent into some US military genetic program instead of an orphanage and was cross bread animals to make super humans or some shit, because winning the olympics for a competitive country that wants to be the best in the world on all fronts a priority and I beleived it because I have seen this fucker swim on TV at the bar and that shit is just not natural.

When I was growing up, the kids on the swim team were all these horny, half naked losers, the guys would constantly pop boners for the girls and the girls were always kinda fat and forced into it by there parents and it was some kind of perverse freakshow of a group that always smelled like chemicals and who were only accepted by each other, so I find the whole celebrating them now because they are on some Olympic global platform is just as lame as the kids who would go watch the swim meets on a Saturday beause they had nothing better to do with themselves. Swimming competitively has never been cool, swimming naked has always been cool and I find it annoying that all these useless sports are suddenly popular because you have some hero in the shit, doesn’t mean shit.

What I don’t find annoying is that Phelp’s mom lets men take pictures of her in her lingerie, not that this is actually her, but ya never know, it could be.

Posted in:Michael Phelps|Mom