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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2008

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Got Big Lesbian Tits and No Bra of the Day

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Part of the reason I don’t believe that Lohan is a full blown Lesbian is because of her tits. The only lesbians I have met with a hot set of tits have never really been lesbian, but more the kind of girl who charges you 20 dollars a song to let you watch her lick a pussy during a lesbian show in the VIP room of the stripclub. Real Lesbians with big tits usually have the stomach, ass and legs to match and have turned to lesbianism as a last resort for finding love and affection by someone who they aren’t necessarily as superficial as a guy is and who can connect to them on an emotional level and not only on a physical level because physically, they are disgusting.

Sure Lohan’s got a whole fuckin’ suitcase of issues, from daddy issues after being born into a family with a cheating, alocholic father and commitment issues that stem from FES from That 70’s Show who broke her teenage heart when he was just lookin’ for a good time, to self worth issues that stem from having been thrown into the industry as some kind of tool to make other people money with some whore of a mother leading her to drugs and drinking and multiple sex partners only to decide that the only way to change her image and her lifestyle is to date girls or some shit. I mean, I’m not a therapist but most of the gay dudes I know come from abusive childhoods or are products of being bullied and gay is like the club for all these rejects. I will bet money that only a small percentage of people are actually genetically attracted to the same gender and the rest are just lookin’ for acceptance and a life of fabulousness.

Either way, she’s not wearing a bra and last night, while out, I was somehow managed to hang out with a group of 18 year olds while they were getting ready to go out to a club. One of them didn’t want to wear her bra and decided that she needed to tape her tits to get the support she needed and for some reason she felt the need to do it in front of me. After about a minute of seeing her strapping her teenage breasts down like they were a box and she was a mover, I chimed in a told her she was doing it all wrong, so she asked me to do it for her, so there I am in the middle of the street with a topless 18 year old and a roll of tape trying to find the best way to simulate the effect of a bra and I felt like I won the fuckin’ lottery. I mean I didn’t get turned on by the shit, but I was thinking that maybe my life isn’t that bad and that I should start putting ads on Craigslist soliciting my new found talent of makin’ bras our of household object.

Either way, here’s Lohan’s tits, a set I wouldn’t mind being asked to tape up, which isn’t saying much because I would pretty much tape any tits that are asking to be taped and I am tempted to take this new found talent to the street kids who can’t afford bras but that’s just because I like helping those less fortunate have cleavage.

Posted in:Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan|Tits

2008

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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So today I was laughing at some fat dude who was obviously from middle America, wearing his Khaki shorts and tucked in polo shirt to make his huge beer belly look less obvious or some shit. He was huffing and puffing as he was walking down the street and he had a beard to cover up his double chin that was less of a chin and more of a second neck. I assume he worked in computers.

Either way, I was like look at the fat guy, I bet he’s walking to get himself more donuts before dying of a heart attack later tonight, and the girl I was with turned to me and said that I should shut the fuck up because I was fatter than him and I guess she was right. I mean I don’t know what I look like when walking down the street, but I assume it looks about the same and kids driving by laugh at me and make the same shitty donut joke.

What it comes down to is that laughing at fat people sucks when you are fatter than the person you are laughing at.

Here are my links. So Many Links…Don’t Be Intimidated. I will scale them down eventually.

2 Girls In a Catfight…
GO

Jessica Simpson is a Beer Whore, and I Don’t Just Mean She Has Sex For Pints
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Hey! Asshole! You Are Not a Diver!!
GO

Aubrey O’Day is a Whore
GO

Do You Know Who Leryn Franco Is? Me Either, But Here She is Half Nude
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Christina Applegate is Brave for Getting Her Tits Cut Off Because Now No One Will Hire Her….
GO

Garcelle Beauvais See Through Dress Throwback
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Steven Segal Helps You On Your Road to Enlightenment
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Tits With a Criminal Record
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Some Slutty Canadian Actress Soon To Be on 90210 Showing Off Her Anorexic Body I Want to Fuck
GO

The 10 Hottest Gymnasts of All Time
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5 Stripper Whore’s Worth Dropping Money On:
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Tribute to the French Maid Outfit
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Find Girls To Fuck, Because Mommy Will Want You to Leave the Next one Day
GO

Cheyenne Tozzi Bikini Shots
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Selma Blair Looks Better With Clothes on Then She Does in a Bikini
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Kim Kardashian Looks Kind of Cute….By Cute I Mean Like a Fucking Ditch Pig…They Can Be Cute Sometimes…
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Amateur of the Day
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Some Euro Prank Goes Bad When The Dude Getting Pranked Gets Mad…
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Some Funny Cheaters Story About a Mexican, His Black Employee, Snowball Kissing and Pissing…..
GO

This Video is Called When Parenting Goes Seriously Wrong, I was Going to Post it But Don’t Want to Go To Jail..
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Some Seriously Risky Filipino Nude Pics
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The Ultimate Keeley Hazell Photo Collection,
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16 Goats in a Tree
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Two Bullys Strip Clothes Off a Girl
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Porn Star Gets New Vagina
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And That’s How NOT to Land a Plane
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I Love You Adriana Lima
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Casey Anthony is the Worst Mother….
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Angelica Heart Will Give You a Boner – Which Isn’t Saying Much – Since You Always Have a Boner – You Sick Fuck
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Shyla Styles Needs a Shower
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Ricky Martine Passes on His Homness to His New Twin Boys Bron Via Surrogate (aka Recipe for GAY)
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Yoga Babes
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You Got Knocked the Fuck Out!
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Lily Allen Ruins the Outside of a Perfectly Good Magazine Cover
And Ruins The Inside About Not Talking About the Abortion She Masked as a Miscarriage
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Trace Any Ip Address
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Go Granny Go!
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Top 20 Olympic Gymnastics Falls
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Mac and Cheese Bath is Both Disgusting and Amazing All At the Same Time
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John Would Like to Introduce You To His Boner
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

One of my Readers is Hanging With Fake Titty Sluts and He Wants You All To See….
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Some Chick Showing Her Nipple
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Some Big Booty Girl Getting Fucked
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A Girl Who Can Get the Job Done.
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This Vegas Slut’s Got Big Round Titties
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BONUS:

Porn Reviews….
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Use This to Get Sex, Homo
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2008

Aug

Miley Cyrus Leaving Disney Smiling of the Day

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So Miley Cyrus left Disney with a big smile on her face. Maybe she went in to collect her money and she realized that she can now buy the world, but I like to think the executives gave her an amazing orgasm, you know with their adult sized dicks and the skill they have from all their years of fuckin’ chicks and the fact that the whole thing is seen as being so wrong by the rest of the world, but so right when it’s going down on their desk, it’s just something the 15 year old boys she lets up in her on the regular really can’t compete with.

Posted in:Disney|Miley Cyrus|Smiles

2008

Aug

Megan Fox Grabbing Her Tit on Set of the Day

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So Megan Fox is filming Transformers 2, because I guess one wasn’t good enough and I wouldn’t know that for a fact because I haven’t seen it and don’t plan on it, despite watching the shit when I was 12 and learning english, but I do know that I don’t really get all the hype that surrounds this chick. She’s some girl who pretends to be a slut by lookin’ like a pornstar, but is dating possibly the least threatening man in the world who was on fuckin’ 90210 and she’s had plastic surgery to transform her to look more like Angelina Jolie and that kind of insecurity isn’t really sexy but her shitty prison tattoos like she’s from the fuckin’ trailer park are, I mean who doesn’t like the idea of lookin at a cheap rendition of Marilyn Monroe while getting a hand job to help you cum and keep you entertained as you pretend she’s talking to your dick, but seriously, other than that bonus, this Megan Fox chick sucks (the dude from 90210’s dick). Here she is on set adjusting her tits.

Posted in:Megan Fox|Tit Grab

2008

Aug

Keely Shaye Smith is Too Fat for a Bikini of the Day

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So this is Pierce Bronson’s wife, who I am not sure looked like this when they got married, but I assume she didn’t because she’s the kind of fat chick that only losers with no fuckin’ options marries, you know someone like me or like this dude I knew who was about 120 pounds and 6 foot 6 who would walk around with a braces and harnesses on over his ill fitting clothes because his joints were too weak to support his little frame, which was pretty fucking awkward considering he weighed 120 pounds, but he found love in some obese woman he met in church and even she was too good for him so jumping on this opportunity made sense….despite how gross she probably looked naked.

But Bronson is a fucking actor with money and this bitch may not be as fat as my wife is fatter, but I can still say that she’s got no business being married to a Hollywood actor just as much as she has no business wearing a fuckin’ bikini. I am offended by these pictures and feel for Bronson because he can’t leave her now, it’ll make him look like a superficial asshole and the media will rape him and he can pretend that love can move mountains, but I will bet money that it won’t move this sack of shit of a woman….

At least there are always hookers…

Posted in:Bikini|Fat|Keely Shaye Smith

2008

Aug

Kate Hudson in a Shitty See Through of the Day

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Kate Hudson is one of my life’s great disappointments, I mean other than my life being a great disappointment. I remember being about 23 or 24 years old and reading Architectual Digest, as I like to do on my weekends for ideas on how to improve my one bedroom crack den, and there was a feature on Kate Moss when she was about 14 years old and her mother showing off their house. I remember thinking to myself how she’s going to be so hot when she grows up, finishes puberty, gets some tits and goes on the pill, but instead of that happening, her body stayed the exact same, she went and got knocked up and turned into this.

Another disappointment, this see-through shirt and the bra that she is wearing even though tits like aren’t worth the money spent on the bra because they are just too small, not that I care, because I like all tits, but it is still upsetting that I had such high hopes for this bitch and she let me down. I kinda feel that way your mom feels about.

Posted in:Kate Hudson|See Through

2008

Aug

Orange You Glad Kate Beckinsale’s Got an Orange Bikini of the Day

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Here’s some more Kate Beckinsale bikini pictures because she’s in a different bikini and I know her fans are pretty fucking loyal to her, so why not help them out considering they probably need all the help they can get.

I went into a DVD store about a year ago, I don’t really know why I went into a DVD store, but I was looking around and had nothing better to do and figured chicks would be there going crazy over Zac Effron for the High School Musical DVD release, I was wrong.

What I did find was some weird tall awkward lookin’ guy who was fishing through the Underworld director’s cut DVD. He spent about 10 minutes looking at each and every box, lookin for the best one, with the least amount of damage and was doing it in some OCD way that made me feel uncomfortable because all the DVDs were brand fucking new and it wasn’t like it would make a difference. He eventually went up to the clerk and nervously told him that he needed 2 copies of it because he needed it for his collection and that he wanted to keep one of them wrapped and needed it to have no stickers on it because it ruins the packaging or some shit and I chimed in and said something like “wow, you must really like that movie” and he went off….what felt like 3 hours later, but was probably more like 5 minutes, I had learned everything about the fucking movie as well as that he already had the original DVD at home and that he wants to marry Kate Beckinsale. The whole experience left me feeling creeped out and uneasy and hating virginity….

So I am posting these pics for that guy.

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|Orange Bikini

2008

Aug

Paris Hilton’s Extensions are Showing of the Day

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Ever since the sex tape came out, I knew everything Paris Hilton did was fucking half assed. I knew that anything she touched would turn out to be shit, like her movie roles, her TV show, her product lines, her club event hosting and her music career. She was just a fucking massive joke on society and for some reason society was just eating it all up because her depressing and embarrassing existance made us feel better about herself. You know, that a girl with a lazy eye could really get ahead provided she came from a prestigious family with a lot of money and a dream, all it took was turning to porn. It’s one of those motivational posters where you see a retarded kid running across the finish line or some shit, only less attractive.

The point of all this is to say that she has some half-assed extensions in her hair just after launching some line of hair extensions in hopes of making more money that she already has because extensions are more popular now than they have ever been and could mean lining her pockets and cashing in on a trend she probably thinks she started.

Now I am not business man, but when you are trying to sell stupid products, like hair you got from dying orphans in Africa and South America, you should at least rock them properly so that the rest of the world turns to themselves and talk about how nice your fuckin’ hair is and not just because it’s covering your busted face, making those who use extensions think that you’re actually wearing your own shit, so they buy it.

Showing up to a party with your extensions showing, is pretty fucking tacky, I mean I know hookers, strippers and sluts who all have extensions and I’m talking the cheap dollar store kind, and even they know how to cover shit up.

I don’t know why I just wrote this post, but I did and it’s staying…..

Posted in:Extensions|Paris Hilton

2008

Aug

Audrey Tautou is in a Bikini of the Day

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Here’s some French actress I don’t give a fuck about in a bikini, which is pretty upsetting considering French girls are supposed to be all sexually liberated and topless all the fucking time but that’s just false marketing. I live in a French place and the girls here are never fuckin’ topless, they just take it up the ass on the first date. I know I’ve said that before but there are hardly any nude beaches and the ones that are nude are all fuckin’ fat old married chicks who you wouldn’t want to see naked even if you were desperately in the mood to see some tit. It’s the kind of thing that pretty much ruins a nude beach.

Even in the bars on wet t-shirt night, all the contestants are always the English girls trying to prove that they are just as down as the French girls who just sit and laugh, knowing that society already knows they are sluts and they don’t have to publicly demean themselves like that or some shit, but always make up for it by taking it up the ass on the first date.

Here’s Audrey Tautou and her 30 year old body for anyone out there who is a fan of hers and can’t wait to see her next movie “Coco Avant Chanel” because you’ve always wanted to see the brain behind the French Fashion house before it was a French Fashion house. You fucking homo.

Posted in:Audrey Tautou|Bikini

2008

Aug

Mischa Barton at Some Party of the Day

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So I was emailed this picture and had no idea who the fuck I was looking at, so I sent it to my favorite celebrity pervert who loves all these bitches and keeps folders on his computer with all their pictures, he immediately told me it was Mischa Barton and I was immediately reminded that I am fucking retarded because I’ve been doing this celebrity focused website for 4 years and I still can’t recognize a celebrity for the life of me because I just don’t give a fuck about them. I guess that doesn’t matter….

What does matter is that she’s at what I assume is a themed party, because if I see a dude who is clearly a rich kid hanging with a celebrity, in a straw hat and overalls with no shirt on, I fuckin’ hope shit’s a theme party and not some kind of new fashion trend that I’ll have to see on the fuckin’ street like that Ed Hardy shit. I guess Mischa looks alright because she’s covering up that sloppy fuckin’ body, but it would still be a better picture if they traded outfits, but that’s just because I like seeing dudes in dresses, I am weird like that.

Picture Via COBRASNAKE

Posted in:Mischa Barton|Party