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2008

08

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Ironic T-Shirt of the Day

So Kim Kardashian has created her career by pretty much whoring herself out to Paris Hilton to be seen and known and then by whoring herself out to Ray J and the porn company that bought her sex tape for 5,000,000 dollars, leading to more opportunities to whore herself out to the paparazzi with tips of where she was going to be so that they could get pictures of her that could be distributed to the world and to people like me to write about her, making her more relevant or at least relevant enough to land a TV show, where she whores out on camera because people see to give a shit about what her uselessness does in a given day.

Now she wears T-shirts claiming that she’s not another photo op, or that the other day when she went shopping, she wasn’t another photo op, and that’s pretty funny to me, because I know that she probably has the paparazzi on speed dial and probably staged today’s pictures in hopes of getting in a magazine or on a blog, but wore a shirt pretending that they are invading her privacy.

Celebrities and almost-celebrities, love these fuckers. They love the cameras and cry like little girls about them for show, all while using them as the most important marketing tool in their whole career plan and the whole thing is offensive to me, but not nearly as offensive as Kim Kardashian’s fat ass that is clearly nothing special to look at and very reminiscent of the fat chick who works at McDonald’s down the street from me, who has had a few too many Big Macs, but not enough to beat my wife in an old county fair weigh-off, but at least my wife knows she isn’t sexy and has no business wearing tight jeans, mainly because the biggest sized jeans we can find don’t fit over her disgustingness, but that’s got nothing to do with Kim Kardashian and her eating disorder.

Some Fat Tits From the Other Day

More Fat Tits from the Other Day …..

Posted in:Fat Tits|Kim Kardashian

2008

08

Jul

Natalia Bush is Not Related to George Bush But Wears a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Natalia Bush and in honor of her name, she’s wearing her Bikini for the 4th of July and she doesn’t have any bush. They claim that she’s not related to George Bush, but I feel like admitting that you were related to him would pretty much put a target on her head like some kind of warning to stay the fuck away from her. Shit’s pretty much worse than knowing the girl you are bringing home with you has herpes, because when horny enough, herpes seems like it’s not a big enough deal to refuse sex, but the thought of George Bush or anything related to him when fucking or wanting to fuck has enough power to turn you onto abstinence.

Now I don’t want to give you the wrong idea. I am not a political person and I don’t really have a stance on American Politics or the war in Iraq and what it is doing to the rest of the world with the high gas prices, but I do know dude comes across like he’s dumb as bricks, but probably isn’t that dumb considering he runs oil companies and is making a lot of people rich while dooping a whole country into supporting him and his endeavors that are obviously for personal gain, so maybe he’s actually a fucking genius and we’re the idiots.

Either way, I’d stay the fuck away from this piece just to be safe, even though she looks like she loves sex and has a pretty rockin’ body, but I don’t mind looking at pictures of her in a bikini, but that’s probably because I am a pervert.

Posted in:Bikini|Natalia Bush

2008

08

Jul

Elsa Zylberstein Has a Useless Nipple Slip of the Day

Her name is Elsa Zylberstein and she’s someone you probably haven’t heard of because she’s from France and not from America. As you’d expect with a name like Zylberstein, has a Jewish father, but since dude realized that Jewish Woman aren’t the prettiest things out there, married a Catholic girl and had her. She considered herself a Jew because I assume it was good for business when you want to work in entertainment, since Jews like the help other Jews, but the Jewish religion never acepted her as a Jew because her mom was a Gentile. Now she has moved onto Buddhism, and this is a whole lot of information you don’t give a fuck about, but what you should give a fuck about is the fact that she’s having a pretty amazing nipple slip, because seeing nipples fall out of dresses is what going to bars and hanging out by the dancefloor in hopes a bitch in a tube top who decided to not wear a bra that day is all about when you’re a creep like me.

Posted in:Elsa Zylberstein|Nipple Slip

2008

08

Jul

Leelee Sobieski Hides Her Bikini in a Gypsy Dress of the Day

I was sitting in a ghetto part of town tonight, drinking a beer on a patio that overlooked the water and the people next to me were a lovely Jewish couple who clearly had a lot of money, but were rolling through the same digs I was, because they were cheap. I was alone and had no choice but to listen to their chronic complaints about the price of the food and how other restaurants chargin 15 dollars for a steak or highway robbers. Now I don’t have any money, but know that if I was to go to a restaurant and see a steak was 15 dollars I wouldn’t give a fuck. Now I don’t live in a mansion, drive a luxury car, or send my kids to 20,000 dollar a year private school or stage 20,000 dollar winter vacations because I don’t celebrate Christmas, and I don’t fucking concern myself with a 15 dollar steak and I don’t think they should either. I guess when your wife has a Jewish dog face, your priorities shift and instead of dealing with the real issue at hand, you focus your energy on insignificant shit.

I was doing a little research regarding the war going on in my email about Judaism being a race and not a religion and figured out that the Jewish population made a huge comback since the holoaust making me believe that in order to maintain their religion and bring it back to a stong number, they had to fuck family members and that explains the issue everyone has about my Jewish girls looking like dog claims. It’s not a race or cultural issue, it’s a backwoods issue of incest and if it makes everyone feel better, backwoods products of incest have ugly wives and complain about the price of steaks too, but that’s just becuase they are used to eating mud and mud is free.

All this to say, Leelee Sobieski may be Jewish and have fatty tits, but she still stays covered up in her gypsy outfit like a good Jew keeping her historical roots alive. I hear her boyfriend fucks her through a hole in a sheet too, but that could just be a rumor. Here’s her poor excuse for a bikini picture.

Posted in:Bikini|Leelee Sobieski

2008

08

Jul

Kristy Morgan is a Whore Who Won A Shot at Love 2 of the Day

If don’t really give a shit about TIla Tequila or her show, but I do find the whole thing funny because it’s all a fucking lie and people buy into it. Sure, Tila probably fucks other chicks, or plays it up like any attention craving club slut so that people think she fucks chicks and start paying more attention to her than before they saw her groping another chick, but I heard she has a boyfriend, does the show in her spare time, and doesn’t interact with the contestants at all when the cameras are off. I was next to her in a club and someone asked her if she misses the dude who won the first season and she had no idea who the girl was talking about. She cried over him and all that shit, but didn’t know who he was 6 months later because she probably never exchanged numbers with him. People get all worked up and into it because I guess they live boring fucking lives, when it is all lies.

It was leaked months ago that this bitch Kristy Morgan won, I had the pictures cued up to post, so I figured I’d throw it up, even though they are uninteresting. She’s a playboy model who probably wants to be the next Tila and is probably represented by her ghetto management company, and this is what she looks like, in the event that you give a shit, because I know that I don’t, even though when people lie to my face, I usually want to break them. But I guess I always realized that reality TV is not real.

Posted in:Kristy Morgan|Shot at Love 2

2008

07

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

My wife busted out the photoalbum this weekend to show me a glimpse of her past that I never really knew, because I am too self absorbed to care. She complained about me not giving her any attention, so I figured it was the least I could do to get her off my back.

When she started going through vacation pics from the 90s with her first husband and father of my stepdaughters, I saw that in every picture of him, dude had herpes all over his fucking mouth. Now, I never caught herpes from my wife, that I know of, mainly because I try to fuck her unless I have to and that usually happens when she pretty much rapes me and spikes my drink with viagra, and I assume she only busts a move when the coast is fucking clear, because when I asked her if she ever made out with him in that condition, she said yes and when I asked if he ever went down on her in that condition, she said yes, so when I asked her if she had herpes….she said yes.

t was great fucking news because it means I can now avoid her vagina all together and blame her for not telling me the truth when we first met around 10 years ago instead of conveniently not telling me until this past weekend. The lies that built the foundation of our union are working out in my favor and it’s time for a celebration. So here are my links….

Sluts Are As Good a Way As Any to Start Off Your Week
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Mischa Barton is the Topless Face of Some Ghetto Panty Company
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Vida Guerra Malibu Party
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Marisa Miller Leaves Little to the Imagination in this Months GQ
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Megan Fox is Now New and Improved Because She Dumped Brian-Austin Green
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Ashley Simpson’s Pregnant Pokies
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Glen Miller Sucks
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The 10 Hottest Bottle Blowjob Videos
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5 Most Awkward Kool Aid Ads
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Hayden Panettiere in Her Most Fuckable Postions Ever
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Pam Anderson Sluts Out for Her 41st Birthday of the Day
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Kanye West is Crying Again About Something or Another
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Use This to Get Sex, Because Getting Sex is Awesome and Something You Know Very Little About
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Drunk Redneck Gets His Ass Kicked and then Crys
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And That’s Why You Don’t Drink Tequila
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Find Girls to Fuck, BecauseIt’s Not Really Sex If You’re Alone
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Mila Kunis and Elisha Cuthbert Gallery
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Moron Showing Off Crashes his Motorcycle
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Meet the Lovely Audrey
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Teen Lisa Enjoys The Sun
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Hot Blonde with a Great Rack. Nuff Said
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Jeisa Chiminazzo Lookin’ Good Half Naked
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Nicole Richie Possibly Thrown Out Of Club
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The Sluts from the Hills Celebrate the 4th of July
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Madonna Stole and Brainwashed Alex Rodriguez, Says Wife
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Striptease of the Day
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The Best Porn Out There, From a Guy Who Does Nothing But Watch Porn
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Gorgeous Brunette Jaime Hammer
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Girl Cracks Head on Pavement
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Dani Woodword Gallery
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Gemma Garrett – Bikini Pics From Spain
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Least Shocking News Item of the Day. Seriously
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The Girls of the Island of Ivory
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Chuck Norris Will Kill You
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Public Access Dance
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Ruby Knox at Home
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Halle Berry is Photo Shooting
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Aniston Misses Jolie Feud, Starts Fight with Kimbo Stewart
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Fireworks Alarm Clock
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Tara Reid is Looking Rougher By the Day
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Oprah and Gayelle Take On Italy With Their Big Lesbian TIts and Stomachs…
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And Now, The Best Bikini Ever Made
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Stripper Sluts Get It On in Public
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Pick Handcuff Locks Next Time You Get Arrested
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Some Groping on the Chinese Subway
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JASMIN ST CLAIRE HAS ONE SUPER-FINE ASS … AND SHE WANTS TO RIDE YOU LIKE
A HARLEY DAVIDSON!
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Poll of the Day – Who Do You Wanna Fuck
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Top 10 Hip Hop Vixens
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Genital Mutilation Ad – Because It’s Not Just For Africa Anymore
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Wimbeldon’s Winner Rafael Nada’s Girlfriend in a Bikini
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The Mini Me Sex Tape Star Reveals Some Intimate and Creepy Details of their Sex Life
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Details of the First Gyno Vagina Spa
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Naked Chick Squatting
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Asian Vagina
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Some Big Natural Tits and Their Vaginas
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Some Fetish Lookin’ Nudity
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Naked Asian Tits and Porn
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Some Chick Posing Sexy in What Looks Like an Amateur Photoshoot
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Some Hot Black Ass and Big Ol Nippled Tits….
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Public Sex Club Let’s You Live Vicariously Through Real Exhibitionists
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BONUS – THESE GIRLS ARE DRUNK AND EASY IF YOU’RE IN ED HARDY
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

07

Jul

Mya Rockin’ a Bikini of the Day

I made friends with a black dude outside some hotel lobby. He was drunk and talking to every 18 year old girl who walked into the place. He’d tell them that he liked their dress or that they were beautiful and kept this up for about 30 minutes to different groups of girls, always singling out the ugliest one in the group. He started chatting me up. He was freaking out about all this young pussy and told me that he was laying the groundwork. He saaid that girls are hooked on black dudes and that all girls want a daddy. Since he was in his 50s, he was working that angle.

The next thing I know, I am in the hotel bar with the dude, who is buying me drinks and all these hot young girls rush him because he was so nice to them when they walked in and was a familiar face amongst all the chachi losers with bottles of Grey Goose trying to bag them.

Within 10 minutes, this friendly older guy these girls were running to for safety is making out with almost every one he spoke to walking in. They were all taking turns with him, so while 10 girls are crowded around him waiting for a turn, I’m confused to shit as to what I am experiencing.

The bad news was that I didn’t get the spillover of girls he didn’t want, because he wanted all of them, but I did get to see some ass and titties as dude playfully lifted and pulled down their dresses for me. He only to get a friendly slap on the shoulder by the girls he pretty much violated as to say “oh Mr Old Strange Pervert Black Man, You’re So Silly”, knowing that if I did it, I’d get arrested so I ended up leaving because the world is not fair.

I guess that has nothing to do with Mya in a bikini since she’s not young, and hot anymore buy I guess she’s black enough to remind me of my new friend who I will never see again….

Posted in:Bikini|Mya

2008

07

Jul

Elisabetta Canalis in a Brown Bikini of the Day

Here’s some decent looking European chick in a barely there bikini, because Europe knows how to do things when it comes to having half naked girls running around in public. It’s something I like to think is fighting obesity and could be the reason why they aren’t as fat as the USA. Maybe if America switched up the laws and weren’t so conservative, making topless legal, wearing tops would make chicks feel awkward, different, out of style and unattractive, they would second guess eating that extra Big Mac and would try to get in shape so that they could be like everyone else.

The truth is that the fat Americans I’ve seen have totally accepted that they are big, they blamed it on genetics and not on themselves or the fact that they eat more calories in a day than a devoloping village in a third world country does in a month, with all their snacks, deserts and fast food restaurants on every corner making them too busy eating in front of the TV to be exercising, meaning that they would get topless too without realizing how disgusting they are, making American beaches a scene from a fucking horror movie and not the kind of horror movie I jerk off to, so maybe it’s just better that instead of changing laws to get girls naked they US Government is focusing on killing arabs.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

07

Jul

Sandra Bullock’s Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

There is nothing less attractive than an insecure girl, except for maybe a fat girl, but for the most part seeing insecure chicks turns me off so much that bitch grows a penis in my imagination and becomes off limits even when I am drunk.

I am not talking about insecurity on an emotional level, where she is looking for acceptance and love through suckin’ dick, I am talking insecure about her body so that she doesn’t get naked, wears t-shirts to the beach and makes you fuck her with the lights off. And when you want to jump in the shower with her dumpy body you’ve learned to accept because it is fucking you and that’s better than all the other girls who aren’t fucking you, she turns you away and asks for privacy because she doesn’t like you seeing her from uncomplimentary angles. It even happens with skinny chicks and shit’s fuckin’ ugly, but not as ugly as Sandra Bullock, who we should all thank for covering herself up, because I am sure there’s nothing down there we want to see. Even her boyfriend/husband/mechanic is lookin’ at her surong thanking her for helping him forget what he is currently fucking to allow him to remember what he once was fucking.

Posted in:Bikini Top|Sandra Bullock

2008

07

Jul

Ellen Degeneres and Her Topless Lesbian Portia De Rossi of the Day

Here are the lesbian pictures that will end all lesbian fantasies because they are of Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi. The funny thing about Ellen is that everyone freaked out when she came out of the closet, like it was so fucking shocking. For the first 2 years that her show was on TV, I thought bitch was actually a dude played by David Spade and assumed Ellen was the name of the town they were living in. When I found out that she was actually a chick and that she was a lesbian, I was pretty much unphased because the only thing gayer than fuckin’ Ellen is a pair of bicycle shorts. The truth is that Ellen is such a lesbian they have a pair of construction boots and flannel named after her.

I don’t really believe in lesbianism, because I know all girls need dick and the only girls who denounce it are ugly, masculine and dudes don’t want them or rape/molestation victims who are scared of dick because it hurt them when they were 10. Lesbian couples are just like 2 best girl friends who sometimes lick each other’s pussies and help each other masturbate because it’s the nice thing to do and not because they are in love, they are just misguided to believe that their intense caring for each other is something sexual and more than the intense caring they have for their other friends, so when I first heard about this relationship I thought Portia was just out for a publicity stunt since no one knew who she was but has really pulled through and committed to Ellen for the long haul, but after seeing these pictures of her tits, I am a firm believer that they are something onlyanother woman could appreciate, since women are constantly telling each other how beautiful each they are, even when the person on the receiving end is 300 pounds, proving that women are far more accepting and lenient on their measure of beauty than me. I guess I am just an asshole..

Posted in:Ellen Degeneres|Make Out|Portia De Rossi|Topless