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2008

18

Apr

From the Forum of the Day

It turns out that the forum is kinda a sausage party where there’s only 1 girl for ever 10 guys, but I don’t see that as a sausage party, I see it as a gangbang and despite the very gay part of having group sex with your friend, there’s at least a vagina to make it less gay than the times you jerked off to gay porn because regular porn bored you. The glass is always half full or some shit…here’s a glimpse into what’s going on there.

———-music—————-

The Duke Spirit
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Leona Lewis – Spirit
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Cut Copy – In Ghost Colours
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Jewel Discography
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Charles Mingus
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Sunny Day Real Estate – Rising Tide
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The Amps – Pacer
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The Kinks – Kinky
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Dashboard Confessional and REM
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Macy Gray – On How Life Is
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Marilyn Manson – Remix and Repent
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The Roots – Organix
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M83 – Digital Shades Vol.1
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Mortal Kombat OST
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———-pics————

Irish Palm Pilot
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———-sexy stuff ————–

The Funniest thing that YOU can probably relate to
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More Stacy Dash Tits
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Some Slut Feeling Herself – In The Pink
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Random Sluts
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More Sluts
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SOme Ass
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———–Software————-

Clone DVD
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————-e-books————-

Private Rooms
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————-video———–

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
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———–news————-

Monster Cable Pushes around the wrong company
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

18

Apr

Hilary, Obama and John Edwards Do Late Night TV for Votes of the Day

I would question what kind of country I live in when the people who are running for office spend most of their time promoting themselves, fishing for as many votes as possible, by making appearances on late night TV shows trying to be funny and trying to connect to the people, because I guess even they think that Americans are just a bunch of idiots who sit in front of a computer or TV and who can only connect with people who make them laugh or who they consider celebrities because they see them on TV. The presidential candiates are on some “celebrity” shit and are dumbing themselves down to be the next Paris Hilton, with hopefully a better inter-racial sex tape for the democratic party to have something interesting to offer than this whole end the war bullshit.

I guess the answer is the kind of country with major poverty, a shitty economy, a huge percentage of uneducated people, a huge obesity problem and who bomb countries wrongfully like some kind of cowboy lookin’ for some Indians to shoot up with no care for consequence or remorse for killing millions of people and spending enough money that could have been spent to find the cure to cancer or HIV which they probably don’t want to do because disease makes money. The kind of country that made The Hills the number one rated show on TV, that made Kim Kardashian famous and the kind of country who would vote Kermit the Frog or Britney Spears into office if they were candidates because you like the way they sing and still wouldn’t be able to name the 50 states, bordering countries or even who they voted into office, because college is about flashing your tits at Spring Break parties in Cancun and not about learning….

I find this shit offensive. Obama Does Colbert Report

And John Edwards Does Colbert Report

Posted in:Barack Obama|Hilary Clinton|John Edwards

2008

18

Apr

Mila Kunis Does GQ Photoshoot of the Day

Since I’ve been doing this a long time, I kind of understand the cycle that celebrities go through when they are promoting movies because they all go to the same route and all have the same worthless publicist who uses the same fuckin’ contacts to get the same kind of exposure as all the other girls. They all do the same daytime TV shows, late night TV shows, magazines and GQ is one of them and this is Mila Kunis’ shoot.

It’s like a bitch is pretty much non-exitant for years then all of sudden she’s everywhere, people are writing about her, people are talking about her, all because of her stupid movie when they should be giving her dirty looks for being the girl who fuck’s that kid from Home Alone, because whenever I tell people how I wanna bang the girl from Parent Trap they all give me dirty look….Life is unfair more proof of that is how much this photoshoot sucks. If I did GQ, I’d make sure they sprawl me out in a skimpy bikini on a bear fur rug, but only because fat guys in bikinis always gets a cheap laugh and at this point I am willing to do pretty much anything to make someone laugh…

Posted in:GQ|Mila Kunis|Photoshoot

2008

18

Apr

Ashlee Simpson Suckin’ Songs Not Cock of the Day

Here is Ashlee performing live on the Today show, or some other live show, which was a pretty big mistake on her and her management’s part because bitch is sucking harder than she’s ever sucked before, which isn’t saying much since she’s pretty much a lesbian and her fiance has a big fat pussy. He probably writes all her songs for her while he’s on his fuckin’ period, hormonal and crying, he probably also chose her outfit, did her make-up and told her she’d be awesome, despite knowing bitch has no talent.

I guess the good news is that anyone can become famous, that it doesn’t take talent to get ahead and for all the little girls reading this site, dreams do come true, except for that little crippled boy who wants to play professional socceer but only because he only has one leg.

Truth is that no matter how bad she sings, I kinda want to fuck the intensity and bad singing out of her which could take a long time and that annoying boyfriend would keep jumping on my back and scratching at me to get off his girl like a bratty spoiled motherfucker who doesn’t want you paying his videogames…..

I am hung over, Here are some pictures of her at some event:

Here are some pictures of her and her girlfriend:

To Download Her Obviously Heavily Produced New Album – We’ve Got the Pre-Release
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Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Disaster|singing live

2008

17

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So my rich friend let me ride in a taxi with him tonight because we were drunk and he didn’t feel like losing his license. He’s a pussy like that. I was trying to convince him to go for it because the worst that could happen is that we both die or someone we run over dies and the world’s overpopulated as is. Make some room for the new babies motherfucker, but he refused because he didn’t want his wife to get mad at him. Anyway, we got in the cab and I felt like a poor kid who just won the make a wish foundation and I’m flying to fuckin’ Disney World for the first and last time because I am terminally ill and going to die in 6 months and that’s why I won the make a wish foundation.

So, I didn’t have to take public transportation and deal with the smells of poverty and immigration and it was pretty fuckin’ luxurious. The only problem is My cab driver didn’t match the license he had on display, he was drunker than we were and dude ended up driving down some alley slamming into a garbage container and running the fuck out on us with the keys, so I had to walk home, because my friend didn’t want to take another cab and that’s why I am late on my links – but here they are.


Sexiest Calendar of All Time
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Some Pornstars Bowling in Bikinis, Because Bowling Wasn’t Trashy Enough…..
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Jessica Biel’s Ass Crack
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Some ATV Towing Video
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Boob Size Survey!!
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So Anderson Cooper is a Confirmed Poofter Exclusive
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Seems Elvis and I Have More in Common than Just Being Drunk and Over Weight
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The Lovely Anna
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Ellen Pompeo with No Bra and Hard Nipples
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Get Your Girlfriend to Give You an Ice Cube Blowjob and Here’s the Instructional Video How….
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I Supposed Dreaming of Hanging Out with Them Doesn’t Hurt Anyone or Anything, Except Your Already Shitty Self-Esteem
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Live Sex is the Only Way To Go
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This Bitch is Hot and in Her Bikini. That’s All I Have to Say About That
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I Guess the Dog Was Hungry…
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Vanessa Marcil Photoshoot
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Papa Joe Pimps His Daughters in Ways That Inspire Me
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Find Girls to Fuck Before You Get Carple Tunnel
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Christina Ricci is Hot and Also Kind of Smart
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Courtney Love Gives Herpes to Newest Victim
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LADIES: Learn to Tea Bag Properly
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Katie Holmes is a Sailor Slut
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Some Hot Girl on Spring Break
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Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape Was Just a Publicity Stunt….
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Hottest Chick Ever
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Bitch Slappin!
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Your Daily Porn Fix
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Some Ethnic Bitches, Cause That’s My New Thing
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Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pics
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Treadmill Accident
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Kristen Bell Looked Hot of Letterman
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David Cross Likes Em Young
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Sexy Broads in a Naked Swimming Challange
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Enjoy Some Time in the Dressing Room With Jenny
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Say Hello to Holly Weber
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Real Life Arkanoid
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Kim Kardashian Whores It Up in Lingerie
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Some Naked Amateur
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Office Sex is Back Thanks to the Internet…
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Playboy is Lookin’ For Girls From The Olive Garden…That’ll be Fat….All You Can Eat Bread Sticks…
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Alexandra Dupre’s Lesbian Girls Gone Wild Scene
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April Scott Wearing Some Lingerie For You To Masturbate To
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Some Girls Gone Wild Coed Tryout Video Weirdness
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Some Wet T-Shirt Video
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Spring Break – Playboy Style
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Learn How to Fuck Proper
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Top Gear is a Good Car Show I’ve Seen
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Some Top 10 Celebrity Ass Shots According to This GUy
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2 Chicks Play Lesbian By Taking a Bath Together
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Hot Beach Girls
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Erotic Photographer Kern’s Behind the Scenes at a Photoshoot With Some Chick Named Sinead
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Drug Addicts are Given Soccer Tickets As Incentive to Quit the Drugs
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Jennifer Aniston Wearing Some Jean Shorts…
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

She Cuts Herself, Eats Chips, Bandages Herself Up, Gets Naked for the Internet, Forgets to Shave Her Bush
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Some Girl Show Her Tits and Her Panty Ass
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Lookin’ Fuckin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Girl Shows Off her Totally Naked Body
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A Girl and Her Tits
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A Slut Posing in Her Hooters Outfit, Underwear and Other Slutty Things
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Some Naked Chick and Her Pregnancy Test
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Some Chick Bent the Fuck Over
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

17

Apr

Jodie Marsh Nipple Busting Out of her Slut Shirt of the Day

Jodie Marsh is some UK slag who has stupid big tits. I am about as attracted to her as I am to a plastic bag full of broken glass, which isn’t saying much because I am into abusing my penis when it doesn’t pull through for me just to make sure it still feels pain.

I hate trashy sluts who dress half naked, who have fake hair, tits and a bad make-up and try to trick us into thinking they are down to fuck, but the second you get them home they don’t put out because they are already spent from all the male attention they got that night and they just want to unwind from all that in front of an old movie with a glass of wine.

Things are never what they seem. The girls who look like pornstars or strippers are usually the ones who only do it to get ahead and don’t actually like giving head because it’s too much work and work isn’t something they do and part of the reason they are dressing the way they do. They could dress normal and get no attention because they are not hot, but that doesn’t pay the bills or they can make themselves look like a whore and distract men from their ugliness and get money and easy jobs like posing topless thrown their way.

Getting naked or being a slut is pretty much the easiest thing a girl can do to make money, guys are always dumb enough to feed into that shit but the thing about these sluts is that they never actually give up their pussy because they are lazy and that requires actual work, something they hate and the whole reason they use their body to get ahead.

My prediction is that bitch is the worst fuck out there and if you’re lookin’ for a good time, go for the girl who thinks she has no sex appeal, not one who bases her life on her sex appeal, because the one who doesn’t will overcompensate and show you a good time and that’s really all we’re interested in. Only virgins who aren’t getting pussy and married men who hate their pussy care about jerking off to Glamor Models, the rest of us just want a girl who likes suckin’ dick.

Posted in:Jodie Marsh|Nipple|Tits

2008

17

Apr

Colin Farrel’s Sex Tape Partner Nicole Narain Has a Nipple Slip of the Day

Her name is Nicole Narain and she’s some chick from Playboy who was the co-star in the Colin Farrel sex tape. I remember posting that video a long fuckin’ time ago and Colin Farrel ran after all of us for posting it with lawyers and shit because he’s a huge fuckin’ baby. The reality is that he made gay dudes everywhere happy because they got to see his dick and that was a lot more interesting to them than just always wondering what kinda heat he was packing and put an end to debates in gay clubs everywhere as to whether he was stacked or not. If anything, he did the gay community a favor and gave them something better to worry about like how they should use condoms when they have sex with strangers because it can prevent HIV. Before the sex tape hit, I am pretty sure Colin Farrel’s penis or the mystery of his penis caused so much confusion after getting hot and bothered watching one of his movies on a gay date with the guy they met in a bar that people died because of it.

Either way, I am on a black girl kick right now and think she’s hot enough, I guess Playboy and Farrel already confirmed that for me, in reality the fact she has a vagina confirmed that for me, so here she is showing her nipple.

Posted in:Nicole Narain|Nipple Slip|Playboy|Sex Tape

2008

17

Apr

Hayden Panettiere Wears Short Shorts of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

Everyone posted these pictures of Hayden Panettiere in a pair of short shorts showing off her shitty thick body and I wasn’t allowed to because they belong to my good friends at Flynet who are emailing my host to shut me down for using their pictures. Just to let them know that I may not be allowed to post their shit, I can still get my point across and that point today is that Hayden’s pretty much nothing much to look at but here are some Hayden Panettiere’s Proving She’s Got a Vagina With Her Vagina Huggin’ Shorts to make up for my inability to post the new pics thanks to the big bad paparazzi machine that hates me.

Posted in:Ass|Hayden Panettiere|Shorts

2008

17

Apr

Rachel Bilson’s Blonde Hair Looks Like Shit of the Day

Rachel Bilson obviously got a new role playing someone who has no sex appeal and proves that the whole blondes have more fun expression isn’t the case for everyone. She’s more like blondes who mistakenly got their hair dyed in hopes of having more fun, but shit backfired and now she’s stuck hiding out at home or wearing hats out in public because her hair dresser said if she dyes her hair again it will all fall out….

I had a little altercation with a fake blonde Jewish girl the other day. I feel like I wrote this story out yesterday about running into her on my daily coffee excursion but I can’t seem to find it anywhere, so maybe I didn’t. I’ll keep it short.

So I’m getting my coffee and these two Jewish twenty somethings are talking about how great their lives are. They are talking about their weddings and how amazing the honeymoon was, and pretty much being competitive in their boring married by 25 way. They started talking about how happy they were for following the suburban template where you marrying after university and have kids after working a few years and realize that it sucks and raise those kids the same way they were raised with vacations, private schools and summer camp.

I didn’t really pay attention, but about 5 minutes into their conversation I could tell that they were being cunts towards mutual highschool friends who to them weren’t up to par. Some were still in University after 5 years, some dropped out to go to trade school or work for family, others fell off track because of boyfriends, others who were into partying and living off their trust funds and would never amount to shit and that’s when I got annoyed. I hate people who think they are better than other people because they followed the traditional boring path in life and have no concept of having a little adventure or creating their own destiny. I also hate people who are boring and have boring conversations about how great they are because they followed the traditional path in life all while doing it loud enough for me and everyone to hear, like we weren’t even in their self absorbed world revolves around them coffee shop…

I decided to chime in and said something along the lines of “Shit, I didn’t realize that Jews had their own Mother Theresa and that she should really become a life coach because her life is so fuckin’ great, but be sure to not teach shit about lookin’ good in those courses because you look like something scraped out of the Holocaust oven that shouldn’t have been salvaged”. They didn’t laugh and tried to get my name for a hate crime, but I told her I am not anti-semetic, I just hate annoying cunts. That’s when I walked out flustered and realized that I may be a little too high strung or bitter that my life was more of a nightmare than a Fairytale like theirs was….that’s when I started to cry.

Either way, here’s Rachel Bilson lookin’ like shit.

Posted in:Blonde|Rachel Bilson

2008

17

Apr

Heidi Montag’s Fake Romantic Afternoon of the Day

I’ve never watched The Hills, but I fucking hate that shit more than I hate myself, in fact, I hate that shit even more than I hate my wife and that’s one thing I hate more than life itself.

The reason I hate it is because it’s crap. It’s some staged bullshit that’s meant to be “real” and all these fuckers are watching it to see what happens next in the lives of total fucking assholes, who don’t deserve to have a life, let alone have people watch and care about it. The worst thing about this scripted bullshit is that it’s popular. People obviously have miserable lives and turn to this to escape or to feel better about themselves but in doing this, they are contributing to the success of shitty shows, making the lives of the people involved in the show substantially better lives than they deserve, like a false sense of celebrity, money and relevance to the world. I can only assume that giving someone more self esteem and confidence than they should have is the same reason why you see fat chicks on the beach in bikinis or walking down the street in fucking spandex. It’s all because some asshole told her she was hot and it stuck.

These pictures are some bullshit day spend by bullshit couple Heidi Montag and Spencer because couples only climb up on each other’s shoulders for bullshit photo ops and not when just hanging out with each other because no matter how in love you are or how much you don’t care about the outside world because you’re fully absorbed, you still have enough pride to never put your girl up on your shoulders. Plus, we all know that when Heidi is alone with her boyfriends, they are the ones strapping the saddle on her back and riding her because anyone who gets with her has to have some kind of equestrian fetish . The only thing realistic about this whole stunt is when Spencer feeds Heidi Montag’s father a carrot as a token of gratitude for letting him fuck his daughter because his suit isn’t the only thing classy about him….

Posted in:Fake|Heidi Montag|Spencer Pratt