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2007

17

Sep

I am – Cheryl Tweedy In a See Through Shirt of the Day

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I like to give back to the people every once in a while and this is one of those times. Cheryl Tweedy needs all the exposure she can get because she’s pretty much a nobody who was once in a Spice GIrls revival band called Girls Aloud. It was such a revolution and amazing play on words that it reminds me of the time I accidentally walking into a french Metallica revival band called Mentallica. I didn’t read the sign properly because I don’t really know how to read very well and I figured getting to see Metallica on a small stage for 2 dollars was a good deal, even though I hate the band. When I got in I realized I was wrong but rocked out to broken the songs in broken english with a bunch of french dudes.

Either way, I am giving back to her by giving her exposure and acknowledging that she’s into exposing her body by wearing a see-through shirt and showing off some really big looking bra that I am not too sure she actually fills, but it looks like she’s stacked enough for a homosexual footballer who used to shower with Beckham to enjoy….

Here are those pics


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2007

17

Sep

I am – Some Emmy Award Coverage of the Day

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I wasn’t going to cover any Emmy Awards shit because the Emmy Awards are fucking lame and it was my attempt in protesting them. Reality is that I tried to watch them yesterday because I figured it would inspire me to hate the world more than I do or maybe even take the 4 hours of my life away from me. I promised a reader that I would live-blog but that didn’t happen. Life lesson, never trust a drunken Mexican.

I first tuned in on my neighbors TV during the pre-show red carpet shit and saw the fag from Queer Eye doing fashion play-by-play like it was a fucking sports show. I thought the concept was stupid and was forced to change channels, but that was after I saw lesbian Ellen and her wife who is not so lesbian but realizes that eating Ellen’s pussy is good for business, being interviewed. Ellen was a manic weirdo who must have been jacked on something and it made me question why we let Lesbians on TV.

I tuned in again for the opening performance that was some Family Guy shit, Stewie and the dog were singing about how shitty TV is, I think I laughed a few times but I was drunk and don’t really remember. I do know that I like Family Guy and think it’s the best written show, so I hope they won something.

Ryan Seacrest came on and didn’t make me or anyone in the audience even crack a smile. His jokes weren’t jokes and it was nice to see his Seacrest ship sink, I can only hope this continues in the next events he is involved in, because his demise is well deserved. He’s a 5 minutes of fame gone wrong situation, you know the kind of dude you hate that gets on some Dating Show but somehow turns it into years of success when his talent only should have got him to the elimination round….

The second Ray Romano came on was the second I turned the shit off. I hate his voice and seeing him on TV reminded me why I don’t watch TV. I used to go crazy everytime his show came on, I am talking throwing shit at the TV to make the pain stop.

I also kept catching my neighbor staring at me while rubbing his leg, and despite being all for dirty old men, I can’t accept dirty old men giving me the eye mainly because I am not into gay but also because I am disgusting looking and anyone giving me the eye whether man or woman is clearly fucked in the head and someone I don’t want to be around…I felt like I accidentally walked into some kind of secret gay man hook up zone like a public bathroom that fags use as a meeting place to fuck while their wives are out shopping or some shit…and despite it being more exciting than the Emmies, I still had to get the fuck out.

Here are some pictures of the event:

Christina Aguilera and Her Pregnancy Tits

Eva Longoria and Her Mexican Ass

Hayden Panettiere and Her Floppy Tits Hiding Under a Tent of a Dress I can only assume she wanted to wear adult sizes for once and this is the result

Heidi Klum is Living Beauty and the Beast

Jaime Lynn Sigler Brings Her Eating Disorder as Her Date

Jaime Pressly 4 Months After Letting The World Knows She Has Unprotected Sex By Having a Baby

Jennifer Love Hewitt Hiding Her Fat Ass We All Know She Has…

Kaley Cuoco Because She’ll Never Be On TV Again

Katherine Heigl is the Big Winner…Literally…

Kristen Bell Because I Don’t Know Who She Is…

Lisa Rinna Because She Hasn’t Been on TV for a Decade…But Her Fake Tits Get Her Past Security…

Maria Menounos Because She’s Greek and Takes it in the Ass

Michelle Pfeiffer is Old But Still Hotter Than Anyone You Know…

Phoebe Price Because Her Dress Has Windows

Portia DiRossi Because She’s a Fake Lesbian and We Like Fake Lesbians Because It Means They Will Let Us Fuck Them While They Eat Out Their Friends…

Teri Hatcher Because She Banged Ryan Seacrest

I am sure there are more, but this took me long enough to do and I am over the Emmy Awards….

Bonus – Christina Aguilera Performance with Tony Bennett


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The MMVA Picture Thread 2006
Christina Aguiler Half Naked Performance at Some Award Show
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2007

17

Sep

I am – Jennifer Ellison Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I have no idea when these pictures were taken mainly because I don’t even know who this bitch is, but also because I am not good at staying on top of shit. I can’t even recognize the real celebrities in pictures so pointing out some no name is pretty much impossible. I do know that these pictures are doing the rounds and that she’s got some big tits and an exposed ass and that’s something I fully support.

The thing I like about no name d-list celebrities is that they have these huge fucking egos. They think they are more important than they are and give attitude to anyone who crosses their path, because they are trying to maintain that they are important because they have been on TV or in a magazine or some shit. Real celebs aren’t as accessible because people are constantly running after them and actually care about them, so I’d never know if they work the same way but I’ll never know and I don’t really care.

What I do know is that I met some useless actor from commercials out of LA who has been there for 2 years trying to establish himself with some kind of career. He was talking to a girl I was talking to. Dude was talking about how he likes to visit montreal, but his new home is LA and that he’ll be going back fro auditions in a couple of days, thinking that that will lock down her vagina for him. He would go off on how he’s met certain celebs and how the bars in LA are way cooler than the shit hole we happened to be in. He was drinking champagne and I thought his game was fucking weak but dude still got the girl to go home with him.

All this to say that losers with a dream who are delusional enough to move to LA in hopes of being found, get a lot of pussy when they leave LA because the girls they meet are easily impressed and fuck them in the event they ever do hit it big so that they have a story to tell their kids.

What I am getting at is that if you can’t impress girls you meet lie. Tell them you are some d-list piece of shit, drink champagne and compare everything to LA and you will probably end up getting laid or beat up by local guys who think actors are fags and don’t like the way their scarves seduce the local sluts….

Here are those Jennifer Ellison Bikini pictures.


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Jennifer Ellison is a 2 Dollar Hooker Pictures
Jennifer Ellison Public Service Announcement

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2007

17

Sep

I am – Jessica Simpson’s Got Some Ripped Muscular Legs of the Day

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Here are some pictures of a new Jessica Simpson with her ripped legs. The funny thing about being famous is that when bitch was 15 pounds fatter we all ripped into her for being a fat bitch who needed to lay off the ice cream sandwiches in John Mayer’s dressing room. Now bitch has committed to herself to working out, lost all the fat and has legs that remind me of a wrestler and the easy thing to do would be to dis her, but I won’t because I’d take a strong chick over a fat chick any fucking day, and if I could get my wife to fit into a pair of small shorts instead of the XXL sweats she currently rocks, my penis would be in a happier fucking place.

I used to go to a strip club that always had muscle chicks on staff. They looked nothing like a Jessica Simspon, because these bitches were the real deal. I am talking 30 inch thighs, huge biceps and the broadest fucking backs. I never understood why they were there, I think the manager was into that kind of thing or something, or maybe they couldn’t hold down a real job because they were too busy doing push-ups or some shit. Everytime they’d try to sell me a lap dance, I’d ask them how much it would cost to arm wrestle them instead. Unfortunately, these bitches didn’t think like dudes because otherwise they’d laugh and have a go, but they just looked liked dudes and thought the same way the other hotter strippers thought, like that they were some kind of goddess or fantasy who deserved my money for showing me her pectorals and clit the size of a grown man’s thumb…I never went through with it because I was scared, but I am sure they were really nice people.

Either way, here’s the Jessica Simpson in shorts rockin’ some solid legs I would still like to wear as a scarf.


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2007

17

Sep

I am – Jessica Simpson's Got Some Ripped Muscular Legs of the Day

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Here are some pictures of a new Jessica Simpson with her ripped legs. The funny thing about being famous is that when bitch was 15 pounds fatter we all ripped into her for being a fat bitch who needed to lay off the ice cream sandwiches in John Mayer’s dressing room. Now bitch has committed to herself to working out, lost all the fat and has legs that remind me of a wrestler and the easy thing to do would be to dis her, but I won’t because I’d take a strong chick over a fat chick any fucking day, and if I could get my wife to fit into a pair of small shorts instead of the XXL sweats she currently rocks, my penis would be in a happier fucking place.

I used to go to a strip club that always had muscle chicks on staff. They looked nothing like a Jessica Simspon, because these bitches were the real deal. I am talking 30 inch thighs, huge biceps and the broadest fucking backs. I never understood why they were there, I think the manager was into that kind of thing or something, or maybe they couldn’t hold down a real job because they were too busy doing push-ups or some shit. Everytime they’d try to sell me a lap dance, I’d ask them how much it would cost to arm wrestle them instead. Unfortunately, these bitches didn’t think like dudes because otherwise they’d laugh and have a go, but they just looked liked dudes and thought the same way the other hotter strippers thought, like that they were some kind of goddess or fantasy who deserved my money for showing me her pectorals and clit the size of a grown man’s thumb…I never went through with it because I was scared, but I am sure they were really nice people.

Either way, here’s the Jessica Simpson in shorts rockin’ some solid legs I would still like to wear as a scarf.


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2007

17

Sep

I am – Christina Aguilera’s See Through Pregnancy Nipples Dress of the Day

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So we all know that Christina Aguilera is pregnant and we all know that her husband isn’t the best looking dude in the world, because he kinda reminds us of the kid who had no friends growing up. The funny thing about the kid with no friends growing up was just a little socially awkward and funny looking, but all that alone time and rejection lead him to learn some kind of skill, That skill was making enough money doing whatever the fuck he does to get in circles where girls like Christina Aguilera hangs out for long enough to pull his dick out and blow her away with what’s gotta be some kind of heavy machinery, because this slut looks like a size queen….so here he is knocking some popstar up when every girl who ever turned him down or laughed at him is sitting in her shitty home in the shitty town they are from looking at her shitty husband who was the highschool hero but now can barely make enough money to pay for their shitty car, listening to Augilera songs while cooking their shitty dinner with food they bought with coupons, knowing the whole time that life coulda been a lot better for her, had she not been such a superficial fucking cunt. I guess karma is a bitch.

Unfortunately, you’re the socially awkward kid everyone avoided because you smell and you have no skills that will ever take you to places popstars hang out and if you were there you wouldn’t be able to impress her with your huge penis you’d just probably make her laugh or run away, something you’re used to by now…but thanks to these pictures you don’t need to get into any celebrity high profile circle to make out this bitches tits she’s doing all the work for us….in a few months these fuckers are going to have a baby dominating them, so enjoy it while they last….


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Christina Aguilera’s Crazy Pregnancy Cleavage Pictures
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Christina Aguilera’s Tour Bus Video

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2007

17

Sep

I am – Christina Aguilera's See Through Pregnancy Nipples Dress of the Day

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So we all know that Christina Aguilera is pregnant and we all know that her husband isn’t the best looking dude in the world, because he kinda reminds us of the kid who had no friends growing up. The funny thing about the kid with no friends growing up was just a little socially awkward and funny looking, but all that alone time and rejection lead him to learn some kind of skill, That skill was making enough money doing whatever the fuck he does to get in circles where girls like Christina Aguilera hangs out for long enough to pull his dick out and blow her away with what’s gotta be some kind of heavy machinery, because this slut looks like a size queen….so here he is knocking some popstar up when every girl who ever turned him down or laughed at him is sitting in her shitty home in the shitty town they are from looking at her shitty husband who was the highschool hero but now can barely make enough money to pay for their shitty car, listening to Augilera songs while cooking their shitty dinner with food they bought with coupons, knowing the whole time that life coulda been a lot better for her, had she not been such a superficial fucking cunt. I guess karma is a bitch.

Unfortunately, you’re the socially awkward kid everyone avoided because you smell and you have no skills that will ever take you to places popstars hang out and if you were there you wouldn’t be able to impress her with your huge penis you’d just probably make her laugh or run away, something you’re used to by now…but thanks to these pictures you don’t need to get into any celebrity high profile circle to make out this bitches tits she’s doing all the work for us….in a few months these fuckers are going to have a baby dominating them, so enjoy it while they last….


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Christina Aguilera’s Crazy Pregnancy Cleavage Pictures
Christina Aguilera’s Crazy Tits in China Pictures
Christina Aguilera’s Tour Bus Video

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2007

17

Sep

I am – Hayden Panettiere Buying a Lacy Thong of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Hayden Panettiere buying some “sexy” red semi see-through panties. I guess now that she’s a big girl, she can wear big girl underwear too, it’s like when a girl first gets her period and buys her first box of pads, or when her breasts start budding and she’s gotta get her first A-Cup, or like when a college girl who never really admitted to masturbating hooks up her first vibrator, or like when a 12 year old dude tries on his first rubber to see how fucking annoying safe sex is going to be for the rest of his single life and maybe even his married life because he doesn’t trust his wife is on the pill and knows she is trying to trick him and lock him down leaving him with a kid that forces him to have to see her every second week after the divorce for the next 18 years.

Either way, I don’t find these pictures hot. I don’t know if it’s because I find Hayden a weird looking troll that doesn’t really do anything for me other than make me wonder how her neck and body support her big waterhead. Or if it’s the underwear that she’s buying remind me of some K-Mart shit that 50 year old ladies buy to drive their bored impotent fat husbands crazy on Valentines day, because it is the day for lovers after all.

Here are those pics:


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2007

17

Sep

I am – Hometown Hotties Finalist Erin of the Day

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I decided to do a review of the 10 finalists for the Maxim Hometown Hotties contest because I figured it would switch up content here and give you the chance to see girls who aren’t famous slowly become famous by taking off their clothes for dirty perverts like you to jerk off to…These girls could be from your hometown, they could be from your high school, they could be your sisters, they are definitely not your ex-girlfriends…but they are probably someone’s ex-girlfriend.

This girl’s name is Erin and she is one of the ten finalists. I watched her video and she had so much interesting shit to say, like her name and where she’s from. The good thing is that there’s an interview to walk me through the complexities that make her who she is, like that she wants to be a model, that she is single, that her favorite music is Rob Zombie and her favorite food is Birthday cake…too bad she only gets that once a year.

Point of this is that she’s worth a round, but that’s not saying much to you, because the last time you ate a hamburger you got a boner just thinking about sliding your dick it it’s warm juicy goodness, you being blinded by your dick and sexual depravity makes you ignore that her tits are all wonky and she’s boxier than the trailer her Daytona Ass is from.

I am sure she’s a real treat when Spring Break roles into town, you know doing the wet t-shirt contest, exposing her vagina and bangin every ripped mid-westerner and his friends at the same time who have been training for his time to shine since he was in the 9th grade but unfortunately those skills probably won’t get her to the top 3.


Related Links:

Visit Erin’s Profile Page

Maxim Hometown Hotties Contest Main Page

More to come tomorrow….

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2007

14

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So this bar tender never heard of my site and was trying to win some contest to go to Vegas. I told her that I would make her win if she sent me nudes. She said she would never do that but since I am a nice guy and have confidence in you fuckers II expect you to call in and vote for her. It’s the right thing to do. You know that knowing some chick is in Vegas partying fro free for winning some bartender competition because of you, when she’s never served you is a gratifying fucking position…

Almost as gratifying as my wife treating me to a Indian Food Buffet last night. While she was eating as much fucking food as she good manage to get down her fat mouth I was busy digging to the bottom of the platters to get food that hadn’t been touched by the disgusting people who were in there….I saw how nervous the owner was when we walked in but he got his revenge on us because shit raped my stomach. I was up until 6 in the morning farting like a motherfucker and so was my wife. It made for a great fucking smell to had to sit through all day….Thanks Indian Buffet…for ruining my fucking life.

Here are my links…the weekend edition.

Jodie Marsh Talks About Sex With Her New Husband From Her Reality Show….in Detail
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Celebrities as Kids Pictures That You’ll Love
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Asian Lookin’ Girl Modeling Her Short Shorts…
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Sienna Miller Naked Pics (what’s in between her ass cheeks?)
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Seth Green Does the Chris Crocker…I Bet This Makes Chris Crocker is Feeling Fucking Famous…This Shit Is An Unfortunate Phenomenon
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A Pretty Sexy Vogue Photoshoot For the Boys in Iraq
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Dance Like Britney’s Comeback Instructional Video
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Russians Fight Like They Are On Jerry Springer only do it For Real…Video
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Model Shay Lyn Izzo in Bikini Photoshoot Video
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Thandie Newton Thong Slip Pictures
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Some More Camilla Alves In a Bikini Pictures
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Pam Anderson is Marrying Rick Solomon to Pay Off Poker Debt
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Carson Daly Reacts To Britney’s Performance
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Play the Boob Match Game…
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People Eating Duck Fetus Video
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Some Topless News for You
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Penelope Cruz Does Some Hot Ads for Mango
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Some Pinup Style Chicks Lookin’ Hot in Picture
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Some Chick Named Hannah Hilton Showing Off Her Vagina….Naked Vagina
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Mary Kate Olsen Like to Run Around Her House Naked
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Celebrity Cleavage Showdown – Scarlett Johansoon vs. Fergie
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Some Scary Fucking Drunk Dude Shaming….
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Some Atomic Kitten Named Kerry Katona Topless on a Boat…Featuring Her Huge Cans…
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Jessica Simpson Wants to be Artificially Inseminated With Her Hair Dressers Cum
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Some Hot Chick Shows The Proper Way to Belly Dance Video
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3 Naked Chicks Hanging Out Together…NAKED
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JoJo Music Video to Jerk Off To
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Some More Carmen Alves Bikini Pictures Because She is Fucking Hot
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This Week’s Gossip Magazine Covers…
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Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake Visit the Hospital…I Can Only Assume It’s For A Consultation on Her Sex Change
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Midgets Attack Some Slut With a Dildo – Making FOr the Weirdest Video I’ve Ever Seen
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Carmen Electra’s Tits Performing at NY Fashion Week….In a Leotard
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The Mayor of Some NY Town Gets Busted Answering Door Naked
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O.J. Is a Suspect in a Casino Break In…Full Story Here
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Matthew McConaughey Runs Like a Girl
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Mary Kate Olsen on Conan Talking About Pick Up Lines…
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Sumo Suit Versus a Moving Car
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Hilary Duff in a Black Dress Candids Cuz You Want to Fuck Her
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Heidi Montag Reveals the Truth that L.C. is a Slut…Or Something Only 14 Year Olds Will Care About..but click anyway just to make sure….
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Some De-Motivational Posters
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Sienna Miller Goes Crazy on the Paparazzi
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Sting Got Busted in a German Brothel…Amazing
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Some Jennifer Ellison Hot Lingerie Pictures
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This Bride Had A Few Too Many Drinks and Strips Down for the Camera…AMAZING
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Some Chick Named White Angel Shows Off Her Huge Tits and Press Ham’s the Fuckers in the Shower Door
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Some Amy Winehouse Childhood Pictures To Show You That She Was Always a Crackhead…
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Some Moshing Gone Wrong….VIdeo
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Streaker Video of the Day
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Some Nude Model Named Iga is Getting Pretty Popular…Look At Her Tits…
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Some Weather Man Plays With Tits on Air
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Kimberly Stewart Looks Pretty Ok For Once…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Teen Model – Chistina Model – Finally Shows Off Her Big Naked Tits….
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A Christina Model Video or You to Familiarize Yourself With Her Tits..Think of it as a Refresher Course
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Cam Girl Video of the Day
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Elizabeth Hurley’s Cleavage Pictures….
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New York is Moving On From Sept 11th
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Some G-String Dance Video
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Naked and Black on Photobucket
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Topless at the Beach
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Some Dude Who Invented the World’s Fastest Bike…Crashes the World’s Fastest Bike…I Hate Accident Videos But I Was Told Dude Lived…So Here It Is…
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Some fucking Scary Courtney Love Pictures….
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NSFW- Vampire Blowjob
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Sapphic Harem is a Lesbian Site that Gets a 75
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Find Some Willing Chick To Touch Their Toes and Let You Stick It In Them in Your Hometown…
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Use This Spray to Get Laid…
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