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2010

05

Mar

Rihanna’s Showing Off Her Body of the Day

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I am convinced that the end is near for Rihanna. I have no real proof for this but there was a time I was a fan of hers, I was in her corner and actually thought she was kinda hot, but that was before I realized she was a cry baby psycho girlfriend who sells out her man for strangling her, even though I’m pretty sure she strangled herself and just told the cops that he did it, pretty much ruining his career, while keeping her in the media….then I started seeing her for what she actually was, a cunt….who couldn’t sing and was all a product of marketing who needed to be sent back to her shanty to mull over what she had fucking done….

But I guess as long as she wears these kinds of outfits people will keep talking about her, because we’re all perverts and we like girls who show off their body parts…so the end may not be here…but let’s hope she’s starting to feel it cuz that will just make her try harder….

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Posted in:Rihanna|Tits

2010

05

Mar

Brittny Gastineau Showing Off Her Fat Tits of the Day

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Brittny Gastineau is not very nice to me, despite me constantly sending her encouraging words about her emotional eating, and the fat ass it’s created being a positive thing, because the world’s got a lot of skinny girls and there are always black dudes willing to have sex with non-black girls of any size, proven by her best friends “The Fat Kardashian Sisters”….It’s like she doesn’t appreciate someone sending her links to cake recipes, or someone trying to get her mailing address to post on the site to have you guys mail her baked goods, and fried foods, and really anything that feeds her fat ass, instead she just ignores me…but I gotta give her some credit today, she’s taken her disgusting fatness and turned it into an okay thing by showing off the fat tits that have taken 10000s of calories to make…and when a fat chick can pull off good cleavage, it is pretty much the ultimate distraction….so everyone applaud this greedy, spoiled pig’s efforts.

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Posted in:Brittny Gastineau|cleavage|Tits

2010

05

Mar

Lindsay Lohan’s Tits in Paris are Romantic of the Day

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Lohan is hanging with a gang of rejects in Paris, where she’s hitting up as many of the fashion shows as she can during Paris Fashion Week, hoping to really solidify her place in the fashion world, only apparently she got rejected access from some John Galliano show, because I guess the people at John Galliano don’t give a fuck about Lohan, but as long as she rocks these titty dresses, I do….unfortunately, Lohan’s not showing up at my door trying to get in, but if she keeps getting rejected at legit events, one day she may…you know when she’s desperate and made aware that I want to get her pregnant with my irrelevant dick.

Here are extra pics of Lohan in some tight outfit that I don’t want to bother doing a dedicated post on because I am lazy, they aren’t that interested, and I’d rather be napping in preperation of my night drinking….

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Paris|Reject|Tits

2010

04

Mar

Samantha Fox is Still Alive of the Day

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In the 80s, Samantha Fox was a big deal. If you were one of the few guys who didn’t find her the hottest pussy around, you’d get beat up for being a faggot, even though by today’s standards she is just a trashy piece of shit with fat tits, because as a species we have come to terms with the fact that big tits aren’t enough to make a bitch relevant…

Either way, Here’s some of her old pics….

And Here’s her video called Naughty Girls from the 1980s

And Here she is today, with substantially smaller tits, even though her tits were all people cared about, I guess it’s just proof that aging sucks…..especially for her…because we’ve all moved onto new pussy while leaving her with just memories of what was….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Alive|Samantha Fox|Tits

2010

03

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass and Tits of the Day

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A week doesn’t seem to go by without pictures of Kim Kardashian going to get a pedicure while showing off her fat tits, fat ass and fat body because her life is fucking useless and she doesn’t do anything but go to get pedicures, go to events, go to dinner and sit at home emotionally eating her way thru life because that’s what pigs do. Her boring fucking life is like a CD on repeat, but instead of turning the bullshit off and just letting her live out her bullshit without bothering the rest of us, they give her a fucking TV show, which is one more reason why America is a cesspool of fucking shit, any normal society would have executed this trash, or let it die from its own stupidity, but instead you assholes celebrate it….and the whole thing is beyond me…Seriously, I just don’t get it….I really don’t….why is this thick bitch making money off of all of us?? It is not deserved and makes no sense…but here are her short thick legs and body wasting everyone’s time……

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Posted in:Ass|Fat|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2010

03

Mar

Salma Hayek’s Tits Do a Kids Show of the Day

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I just had a conversation with someone about kid’s shows being really fucking creepy. We were talking about PeeWee’s Playhouse because he’s making some kind of masturbating in a porn theater comeback, and like everyone in the late 80s, I used to watch the shit, until recently being forced to watch it again, only to realize just how crazy it actually was. It was sexual, awkward and more than anything, pretty fucking insane.

So if you haven’t watched a kid’s show as an adult, you will be surprised how fucking cracked out the shit is, it’s like a bad porno without the sex but instead with creepy tree-hugging hippies singing songs about bullshit and characters only serious hard drug use could think up. It is high energy, I’m talking bouncing off the wall insanity that would normally leave a motherfucker institutionalized if he was to do it on the street corner at 3 in the morning..

Apparently Salma Hayek, an entited mother celebrity mother who decided to do something to excite her spawn decided to pull some strings to show her kid just how cool she actually is and she did it while showing off her tits, making all the kids watching it hungry for milk…and scarring their brain into thinking tit, wanting tit and never quite knowing why they are so tit obsessed until serious therapy unravels this moment 20 years down the line….

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Posted in:cleavage|Salma Hayek|Tits

2010

02

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt Shows Off Her Titties of the Day

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There was a time when Jennifer Love Hewitt was only good for having big tits on a small frame and that time ended when Jennifer Love Hewitt decided to emotionally eat her way thru life, leading her an inflated fucking whale of a girl who could only get on person hard and that person was the guy at the restaurant she was walking into cuz he knew it meant he’d make some fucking money that night…until the world turned on her, laughed at her and humilated her, in way that would have got us kicked out of school for being “bullies” but that brought some real-life perspective to her that forced her to get on the treadmill and work her ass off so that she would never be laughed at again, proving that bullying, another move by the government to make everyone seemingly nice, despite everyone genetically being cunts who love other people’s downfalls, is one of life’s needed mechanisms to help us all be better people….

Here she is showing off her tits for a change….

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Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt|Tits

2010

02

Mar

Jon and Kate Plus Tits of the Day

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I guess you’d expect a mother of 8 kids to have ridiculous tits from all the milk she produced like the cow that she is, you know the kind of tits, that the right bra could scoop up and squeeze into something a little appealing to look at, but for the first few times I saw the show that made them rich household names, I thought she was a man…then I realized the kids called her mom so figured she was the pregnant man I saw on Oprah and really, the whole thing just confused the fuck out of me….but I guess all it takes is for a girl to grow out her lesbian haircut and put on a push-up bra to make me forget how stretched out her pussy must be, not that I think she’s hot, but at least I’m not thinking about her scrotum lookin’ vagina for a change….

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Posted in:Kate Gosselin|Tits

2010

26

Feb

Anne Hathaway’s Tits are Doing Some Weirdness of the Day

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I remember Anne Hathaway being known for her fat tits on her skinny frame, I even thought that they were the only reason she was famous or why people noticed her. I figured if she never had tits like that, she’d be working at KFC or some shit, but thanks to her tits, despite what small titted women will tell you, took her to the top of her game, which isn’t necessarily the top of the game, but in a game that’s got so many players, she’s still doin’ ok and really all I’m trying to say is that she’s clearly trying to break free from her tits and all they have given her like a hot teenage busty girl who hates having huge tits cuz of all the attention she gets from it when she just wants to fit in…and it makes no sense to me…but I know I don’t like this much.

Here she is Topless in Havoc

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Posted in:Anne Hathaway|Tits|Weird

2010

25

Feb

Nicole Richie is Wearing Lingerie Cuz She’s Ugly of the Day

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Like Lionel Richie, I have a serious hatred for Nicole Richie. She is an ugly troll that I may not have dragged away from her groupie drug addict mother in trying to do a good deed, only to realize that saving this girl from a horrible drug filled, dick sucking to get by while running after rockstars in efforts to get knocked up and paid off like her biological mother life, she became the most disgusting thing money can create. From a rude, selfish, spoiled brat cunt who doesn’t realize she’s fucking ugly because she’s got so much of an ego it blinds her from reality. She is nothing but a piece of shit from the fucking gutter, who somehow scammed her way into the good life and I think it’s safe to say that her joke of a clothing line or her looks got her there, it’s all Lionel’s fault….motherfucker.

The only sadness in this story is that she didn’t kill herself like all the other adopted kids I know…she just made her ex-boyfriend and her Godfather kill themselves cuz she doesn’t just look like the devil, she is the fuckin’ devil.

Here she is in some lingerie, showing off her useless tits, promoting her serious junk…..

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Posted in:Lingerie|Nicole Richie|Tits|Ugly