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2009

31

Mar

Lily Allen is Pretty Disgusting of the Day

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Not much hotter than seeing a fat pig of a woman buying 3 cartons of cigarettes, you know to smoke while sitting on her fat ass, thinking about the baby she could have had before having it aborted because it had fetal alcohol poisoning and was going to end up a flipper…..

Except seeing that fat pig of a woman buying In and Out Burger. She’s really living the good life, at least to the homeless people I know, like the guy who claimed he had a radio show out of town, and was just visiting for the night, but got mugged and is missing 20 dollars for a ticket home, and despite being in a stained jacket, unshaven and insane, felt really humiliated trying to beg for money for cigarettes and food, that dude would kill to be Lily Allen in these pictures.

Posted in:Fat|Lily Allen|Pig

2009

30

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Still Got a Fat Ass of the Day

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Fuck. The last thing I want to do is write about these celebrity idiots. Not because I don’t care about them, but because I really don’t give a fuck about them. It’s like totally irrelevant to my life, and I am convinced the general public’s interest in them is slowly dropping off, because guess what, we have our own lives to live, and obsessing over Kim Kardashian’s big fucking ass, or whehter she has an eating disorder, whether she’s just lazy, or whether she’s a spoiled fucking cunt who has no business being famous, but who fucked on camera to get there, like a good dirty little whore, and I am not just saying that cuz her skin is brown and looks like she rolled in mud for a few fucking hours like the pig that she is, I say that cuz she doesn’t use condoms.

On a side note, Nice work out clothes though, I almost believed you work out, I mean except for the fact that you’re fat.

Posted in:Ass|Fat|Kim Kardashian

2009

27

Mar

Some Kim Kardashian Fat Chick Tits of the Day

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Unlike Lily Allen, Kim Kardashian does fat right, sure she’s not the hottest girl out there and looks a bit like a man, or something that I haven’t quite figured out, but you gotta give the girl some respect, she manages to suck down all the donuts, ice cream, candy, chips, chocolate, cake, carbs, fried chicken her lazy, slacking, rich piece of shit can, and it just seems to end up in the right places, tricking dudes into thinking she’s a big titty, big booty, curvy goddess, leading to her making more money, ending up a cover girl, all while just being a fat pig of a girl optical illusion. The kind of optical illusion fat girls I see at fast food joints would really appreciate if they took 5 minutes off of their emotional eating….

Either way, here are her big ol’ titties.

Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

03

Mar

Lily Allen Eating Ribs in Bed Like the Pig that She is of the Day

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I am always talking about Twitter like shit changed the fucking world, but I guess it’s the one way to tap into useless celebrities and respond back at them things you think is important, like telling Lily Allen she’s a fat fucking pig after posting these fat pictures of herself eating some ribs in bed at her hotel room wherever the fuck she is.

I mean I thought she was fat enough just in everyday clothes but she’s just become a lot fatter in my eyes, I mean this shit is so fat my wife would jerk off to the shit if she saw it, and this is what she wrote when she posted it….

Ribs and bibs , in bed. Gross in retrospect but so good at the time. Mmmmm

She’s the kind of eating disorder fat chick who recognizes that what she is doing is fucking disgusting while doing it, but has no self control in the moment, only after the fact she can sit down and share her lapse in judgement with the world. She makes me sick and not just just because those ribs look like her underwear on miscarriage day….

Posted in:Bed|Fat|Lily Allen|Ribs

2009

02

Mar

Pam Anderson’s Getting Fat and Ugly of the Day

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People are reporting that Pam Anderson is pregnant again because she’s got a belly and is getting fat. They say that she’s moved into some surfer boyfriend’s mobile home, in efforts to bring things back to her roots or some shit, because there is no way she isn’t a fuckin’ trailer piece of trash, or at least an aspiring one, she just got sidetracked over the years when making money and being a sex symbol to the world. Like Lady Gaga is a faggot, Pam Anderson is a piece of trash and I’d do the trash checklist, but really have no reason to, since you all know what trashy girls consist of, from the fake tan, fake lips, fake tits, cheesy tattoos, tacky clothes, rocker boyfriends, etc.

Now I just think she’s just letting nature take its natural course. For once, she hasn’t tried to intervene with surgery or the gym, because she’s tired, or at least looks tired so based on my medical experience, Pam Anderson’s not pregnant, she’s either menopausal or her pussy’s just clogged up with decades of sperm retention, stds and Tommy Lee’s cock ring / drum stick.

Posted in:Fat|Pam Anderson|See Through|Ugly

2009

24

Feb

Kelly Clarkson’s Pretty Fucking Disgusting of the Day

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Remember when you had a thing for Kelly Clarkson and you’d get mad at me for calling her a pig. You know when you thought she was the hottest popstar out there because she reminded you of the girl next door, because in reality, she was the girl next door. I’d say shit about how you can tell she’s a fat chick hiding in a skinny girl’s body because of contracts, I’d compare her to Ruben Studdard and I’d get so much fucking hate, like she meant so much to you, like she represented the American Dream, like thinking she was fat was against god’s way and was unpatriotic because she was an American Idol. Well Guess what, I win.

Well actually it looks like the dessert tray won, you know night after night after night, getting her fatter and fatter until reaching this point of fat, which as far as I am concerned is too fat to be seen in public but just fat enough to marry and and treat like the shit that she is to ensure food is on your table every night while living off her fortune.

Here she is in other clothes, I guess she was so excited to find shit that fit that she couldn’t wait to show the world….

Posted in:Disgusting|Fat|Kelly Clarkson

2009

16

Feb

Jessica Simpson’s Fat Chick Distraction Strategy of the Day

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Jessica Simpson’s pulling a couple fat tricks here. The first one is to wear black because you blend into the night sky behind you so we don’t know where you start or end but more importantly to use her fat chick tits as a distraction from the fat rest of her, not that I care, I’m fatter than this bitch, my wife is 4 times fatter than this bitch and she’s getting on in years, dropped out of pop music and just wants to live the simple life with her Cowboy and BBQ ribs or any pork product and cheesecake and chocolate and fries and burgers and pie, lots of pie, so we should just leave her the fuck alone about this shit, she served her purpose as the young star we wanted to fuck, now it’s time to let her gracefully graze her way into menopause and while she does while all you big titty fat chick loving mother fuckers who are the reason fat chicks exist and have confidence to leave their house masturbate to the idea of her making her way over to the dark side….and by dark side I mean black cock, they live for fat blondies just as long as she’s white. True story.

Posted in:Fat|Jessica Simpson

2009

16

Feb

Peaches Geldof and Her Unfortunate Topless Beach Pictures of the Day

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I’ve written about this UK socialite slag before. She’s Bob Gedof’s 19 year old daughter, her half sister is that INXS dude who hung himself jerking off’s daughter. She’s a typical rich girl who craves attention by pulling stupid stunts, like getting married in August and proving her love with his named tattooed on her hand, only to announce last week that they are splitting up, or for being a partying drug addict slut to feed the pain that is having unstable parents who were too busy caring about themselves than to care about her, or because of whatever it is that motivates these rich kids to get high and cause scenes.

I hear that seeing her topless on the beach is not that big a deal as she’s always naked amongst friends, which is a great tragedy, because she’s fat. You’d think all that coke would do some good for her, or all that money could hire her dumpy ass a fuckin personal trainer instead of a tattoo artist to stain her sloppy body she thinks she’s turning into a piece of art, but that is more reminiscent of a bathroom stall at a shady bar that even I’m scared to touch or pee in for fear of disease.

Posted in:Fat|Peaches Geldof|Pig|Rich Kid|Topless

2009

11

Feb

Raven Symone is a Grazing Cow of the Day

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Hey remember when Raven Symone was just that cute little girl on the Cosby Show you wanted to have grab on to your cock to make it look bigger than it was. You know the girl who had her whole life ahead of her and who made you feel uncomfortable every time she sat on Bill Cosby’s lap. You know the girl you were excited to see grow up because she wasn’t too black lookin’ to bring him to your racist family, and by then she’d probably be a washed up childstar with a drug problem entertaining a porn career.

Well it turns out that since those glory days of Cosby, Raven Symone’s done a whole lot of eating.

Sure you all knew she was fat, this is nothing new, but these pictures were taken the other day by some amateur photographer and I felt the need to get them out there. I am not sure why….but think it has to do with Disney execs raping me enough to leave me emotionally damaged and forced to eat my feelings away because doing those vile things for a paycheck is still prostitution even if it got me on TV….you know, I had no choice, because there are a lot of girls who would die to be in my position, you know willing to do ANYTHING to get there…and they would never think to tell their parents or go to the media about how dirty things were done to me….I mean….here are those pics.

Source: Meet the Famous

Posted in:Fat|Raven Symone

2009

03

Feb

Katherine Heigl is a Butt Hound of the Day

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I remember being told that girls who smoke have smellier pussies than girls who don’t smoke. I remember being told that girls who smoke have greyer and dryer pussies than girls who smoke. I figure that since Katherine Heigl is constantly smokin’, her pussy is so choked out that shit has a potty smelling cough of it’s own.

Now I’ve never done any research on these claims, I have never really cared because there is no pussy too smelly, too grey, too lifeless for me to have my way with, but I figure if it is true, the anti smoking coalitions may want to take this angle instead of the whole lung cancer thing, because pussy condition is something girls will take seriously, since no one wants to be the girl with the stinky, dead, grey cunt, except for Katherine Heigl, but by the looks of her, I figure that’s the least of her concerns because she’s fat and already married, so it’s just one of the many signs of giving up, and giving her husband more reason to cheat on her.

Posted in:Fat|Katherine Heigl|Smoking