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2020

14

Jan

Hailey Baldwin Bieber Tight Leggings of the Day

HAILEY BALDWIN taking her cameltoe out for a walk…but since she’s some weirdo rich person Christian, I have a feeling that in her slutty half retard child of a drug addict celebrity mind…she thinks Jesus is in fact the one walking both her and her cameltoe.

She may be married to justify her out of wedlock sex with justify bieber, but I think there’s more to the whole sex before marriage thing that defines being inappropriate in the eyes of the Church…and it’s safe to assume she’s inappropriate everytime she shows us all the outline of her cunt.

Despite all the laughing at Hailey Bieber, I do love celebrity kids who are such identity crisis’ as they try to navigate having meaning in their empty lives from their empty upbringing despite having everything they ever wanted….

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2020

14

Jan

Kate Hudson Does the Splits of the Day

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If you read my post the other day and I am sure you didn’t, which is why I am confused as to why I am even writing this, it would just feel odd not throwing in my commentary that basically means nothing when putting up the pictures, you know as a way to bait my opinion, that basically means nothing, into your minds….subliminally maybe…you’ll only see a few key words in each post because you’re a grown ass man and you don’t need to be babied through Kate Hudson’s spread eagled to sell fitness gear that makes her a lot of money because she’s “FAMOUS” and that’s enough to push product now. Fuck credible brands, just buy what some literal rich kid whore is selling….because you saw her in some movies…you lame fuck.

She’s Goldie Hawn’s daughter and after seeing her in a movie called Cactus Flower from the 60s (this is the part I wrote about the other day)…she won an oscar for a less than average porno performance and if she was born in this era she’d likely be the kind of girl selling her panties online after she masturbates in them for tokens…or maybe in porn…either way..lots of hype and false marketing around young Goldie…like there was around her daughter Kate…who got knocked up at 19 because she already had too many abortions from philandering around the Hollywood scene in the 90s….at least that’s the story I heard and I’m sticking to it..and these images give a glimpse into those times by her showcasing her favorite move….the one leg up for deeper penetration….solid.

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2020

14

Jan

Gwyneth Paltrow Topless of the Day

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The Gwyneth Paltrow Vagina Scented Candle was obviously the best marketing ploy the trash that is Gwyneth Paltrow has come up with because that shit went viral aggressively. I just assumed it was fake news and couldn’t be bothered, and still can’t be bothered, but I’m just observing that if I put out a Vagina Scented candle no one would ever mention it, or BUY it, like anything else I’ve tried to sell…but throw in some celebrity cunt that married to some homosexual British Pop star, after having sex with America’s Sweetheart Brad Pitt who clearly could have done better than this monster but like you was distracted by all the hype around her and just assumed she was worth a fuck…when I felt she was better suited to be the head in a box in that movie Seven…not because I hate women, but because I hate Gwyneth Paltrow. If she was a man, and she may eventually identify as one for some attention, I will hate her just the same….so it’s nothing about her vagina, but more about how she makes a deal about her vagina when no one cares about her vagina…or the Hollywood strain of herpes it statistically has…or the smell of feces that radiates from it because that’s how sure lured her homosexual British popstar into fucking her…and cumming in her….made him think it was her asshole…she did.

Anyway, she’s in a magazine and she’s the worst.

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2020

14

Jan

Eva Longoria White Swimsuit of the Day

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Eva Longoria, who is not Sofia Vergara but in her narcissistic cunt way, probably feels like she paved the way for her, you know giving Hollywood some Spanish vibes, even though Eva Longoria, despite being first generation, is whiter than the slutty bathing suit she’s squeezed herself into. I think she’s probably a lot fatter than this.

People love Eva Longoria, even though she looks like she hires Mexican help to feel superior Mexican to them because she was probably teased for being a Mexican in her border town she’s from, giving her a complex even after her successes.

I love slutty white bathing suits are my favorite color bathing suit….for obvious reasons that start with me as a young teen at a friend’s pool seeing his older sister full, shaved, cunt…which in the 80s was a big deal…all thanks to her white bathing suit. An unlikely friendship, sure, but a valued one.

So here is Eva Longoria with her tits and ass out in a tight white swimsuit getting wet in the pool on her current vacation wishing Sofia Vergara never existed.

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2020

14

Jan

Britney Spears Hyperspeed Bikini Yoga of the Day

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This is an amazing masterpiece that I think the filmmaker is using to describe her manic depression in her manic state…..you can tell because she doesn’t even use her own music, probably because she doesn’t want to have to pay the royalties on her own music, since that just lines everyone else’s pockets, plus it doesn’t have the comedic cadence of a Three Stooges episode, or some other early Hollywood comedy. Is cadence even a word?

What I like about this video is basically everything. It is perfect, a masterpiece. It’s got Britney Spears in a Bikini, hot despite being old and thick, working Out (a fetish to all fat haters), in hyperspeed so I don’t have to fastforward to see if a titty falls out. Informative by showing us what Britney does to stay fit, entertaining because of everything else, and slutty cuz of the bikini.

A perfect video….but I may just like hostage videos…

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2020

14

Jan

Sarah Hyland Fitness Erotica of the Day

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If watching a bitch who was so fucking sick they had to replace her Kidney with the Kidney of someone she harvested with her Modern Family money not once…by TWICE….doing some fitness as she tries not to die…is erotic to you…then here’s the genetic mutant who has almost died from her mutation at least more than most people almost die…as she had Kideny Failure…doing a little working out porn for you workout fetishists who aren’t allowed in any gyms in your area thanks to your affliction.

Then This one’s for you….

Nothing like a little workout, or watching someone workout to start the day, even if that person working out is some Halloween movie character with that benjamin button dwarfism disease you’ve seen on Oprah and the likes over the years….

It’s still an ass in leggings in motion and sometimes, that’s all you need.

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Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2020

14

Jan

Paris Berelc Nipple Pasties of the DAy

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Paris Berelc turned 21 last night and brought the nipple pasties out to celebrate because what better way to celebrate being legally allowed to drink.

She’s a Disney kid, just out here trying to show you that she’s more than a Disney kid, and she’s doing it with sheer fabrics, one of the many ways to show you that she’s not a Disney kid.

I know zero about her but this is about all I need to see to know where she’s headed.

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2020

13

Jan

Miley Cyrus Muff Dive of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is celebrating her boyfriends birthday, the guy’s name is Cody Simpson and not only does he look like an embryo smeared on the walls of a back alley abortion clinic, but he’s also pretending to go down on her over her jeans, cuz the aspiring Bieber who never quite made it to Bieber level is finally where he needs to be socially to get that career he always wanted….and being Miley’s hired sex worker is ok, because it’s that press he wants be the boy band without a boy band he wants to be.

Before Miley he was fucking Gigi Hadid before she broke out as a “model” which is still a joke to me…but sniffing Miley’s Cunt like it was a Gwyneth Paltrow candle is not a joke to me…I want a description of what he’s smelling…my first thought is Horse Manure, you know cuz she’s country.

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2020

13

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Panties of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan posted this picture of her ass in panties, that I am sure I’ve seen before. I don’t really consider myself a Lohan expert but there was a time when I started the site 15 years ago when I needed to find a celebrity to attach the site to and I chose Lohan….

It ended in some make a wish encounter in a hotel room where I drank way too much of her vodka while she was locked in another room catching up on cocaine..but that’s another story for another day…

Today it’s about this ass shot and how tragic it is for not having any period stains, shit stains, any stains…this is LOHAN the queen of Parentrap and vaginal discharge.

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2020

13

Jan

Kristen Bell Tight Leggings Twerk of the Day

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Kristen Bell is probably the most annoying actress out there, here she is twerking in a pair of tight leggings and a sports bra for who knows what reason…but we can collectively find it offensive cultural appropriation in this woke culture…where rich white 40 year old moms are ripping off black culture for their own wine and cheese dinner party, workout, bachelorette party wine and yoga tour activities.

I find Kristen Bell zero hot, her husband 100 percent annoying and they would do us all a favor if their family home had a gas leak…or if their family vacation was rudely interrupted by an Iranian stray missile.

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