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2020

13

Jan

Kelli Berglund Nipples in a See Through Dress of the Day

Kelli Berglund is some 23 year old Disney Kid. She was on some show called Lab Rats, which I assume is something you all know way too much about. She’s currently on something called Now Apocalypse, which I assume is about Apocalypse Now but without Marlon Brando since he’s dead.

Either she knows the basic marketing tactics to get noticed when invited to events. It’s the Disney marketing strategy that EVERY Disney kid of this generation has jumped into…the pull your tits out and people will care. It’s that easy, but don’t objectify them as they objectify themselves….you pervert.

I find that such a funny storyline. No one cares about me, so I’ll pull out my tits, and everyone will care about me, but I have to pretend that they don’t only care about me for my tits, or that I am posting my tits for a higher purpose….

It’s not your fault you only care about them for their tits, Now Apocalypse didn’t resonate with you, but it is their fault for walking around with their tits out and they should be punished by it by you masturbating to it.

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2020

13

Jan

Kate Beckinsale Pussy Stretch of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale getting ready for the Critics Choice Awards by being all comedic by putting her pussy on her pussy while showing her flexibility that has made her a party favorite in all the “in crowds” in Hollywood.

She is playing it up, obviously, but nothing wrong with a woman who is still hot at 50, bringing it harder than she did when she was hot at 30, which is standard practice when the end is near, unless she is an actual vampire because her looking this good makes no sense to me.

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Her posing with cats does make sense to me, because there’s a reddit for girls who get photobombed when taking nudes by their cats….these are some non-nude selects because I run a SAFE for work operation here.

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2020

13

Jan

Kaia Gerber Bikini in Miami of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is one of the most recent “she just turned 18” but her parents have been whoring her out for a few years…to “make it as a model”….or maybe it was on some Hollywood Pedophile ring like she was Hayden Panettiere (I remember that story all too well, google it)….

She’s out here in a bikini, showing off that Cindy Crawford’s vagina made body, and thanks to being skinny because there was no way a vain cunt like Cindy Crawford would have a fatty, so they’ve policed her diet and workout regime like the stage parent she obviously is….and we like skinny.

A trained whore…coached by the best whore…I mean Cindy Crawford was a huge fucking deal.

The bikini in bed selfie pics, hilarious clickbait….all these girls just want to be jerked off to while pretending they don’t want to be jerked off to…especially if you’re Harvey Weinstein 20 years ago.

It’s all so dumb and obvious but girl looks good and that’s what matters in a world that is so ugly.

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2020

13

Jan

Bella Thorne Upskirt of the Day

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Bella Thorne reminds me of when Disney kids are let out of their cages and faced with what pop culture actually is. You know given their own money once the MICKEY ears are taken off and now exposed to all that that porn, sleaze, prescription pill use….and other great things the young people are into and doing….it’s almost like an Amish on Rumspringa deciding to become a stripper or prostitute instead of going back to Amish land…but the Happiest place on earth version. It’s weird…but here’s her ass before she culturally appropriates the Caribbeans by stealing their dance like they were a College Cafeteria trying to serve BUTTER CHICKEN…those cultural appropriators…only with more twerking.

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2020

13

Jan

Behati Prinsloo Angry in a Bikini of the Day

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Behati Prinsloo has tricked everyone, she tricked Victoria’s Secret into making her a model even though she’s nothing special but more importantly she also tricked Adam Levine into thinking he’s straight….or at least helped trick the public into thinking that Adam Levine is straight, despite having heard his music (not by choice) and realizing that there’s no fucking way that’s not a man who likes his asshole filled….by other men.

I HATE everything Maroon 5, so the fact that they are “radio” friendly over played shit makes me hate the pussy he puts his dick, or at least a turkey baster filled with his sperm, that’s as hetero as he goes.

Or he could just be a pansy ass rich kid from LA who wanted to start a band, and figured the best beard is one from Victoria’s Secret, the obvious, standard, even basic fucking option for a mainstream cookie cutter pile of shit like him….

We call this picture…when a Victoria’s Secret model sells her soul and dies.

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2020

13

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

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I will forever be amazed that Ashley Tisdale was ever considered hot. It is one of those marketing hustles that brain washes people into thinking something is better than it is, because that’s what marketing does. It lies to you and makes you a believer. It applies to movies, products, and pussy.

So when Disney, the evil empire that owns the entertainment industry, as well as the worst streaming app in the history of streaming apps, decided that the 25 year old mutant face would be one of their High School Musical shit, despite being 25…they decided to package her as some hotness…

Eventually, people realized that was a lie….or maybe they didn’t but the show ended and she was put out to pasture where she continues to be a Disney Castmember in all her happy dancey lameness…but even worse is her husband in the background who’s about this cheesy fucking life…unless that isn’t her husband…either way embarassing people…victims of Disney….

This is what happens when adults play child stars, they aren’t broken enough to kill themselves, but instead they dance.

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2020

13

Jan

Billie Eilish Wet Tits Cause she’s 18 of the Day

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Sexualizing Billie Eilish cause she’s finally 18 was the alternate title (it was her birthday) , but I don’t like sexualizing shit.

I know there are people out there who are into sexualizing shit. Either watching a girl shit, seeing the stool penetrate and stretch an anus out as it falls into the toilet, or on the sick fuck’s chest….then there’s the people who make art with their own feces…nature’s homemade brown tones….the whole thing makes me sick…it’s just not my thing…

Billie Eilish, the boy wonder, is just not my thing either…and pretty much the equivalent to shit.

I realize that she was created as some “next big thing” and that she makes money for her agents and management because people are drawn to her. I know she’s making fucking money but I don’t like that whole vibe, her whole look….but maybe now that she’s 18…I’ll take a different approach and dive into jerking off to her ass in bike shorts…because this is what pop culture is giving us, I guess I’ll take it.

Here she is in some tight shorts fucking the floor in her music video

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2020

13

Jan

Ashlee Simpson’s Tits on Vacation of the Day

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Ashlee Simpson posted a pretty seductive picture of her tits in a bikini top like the celebrity sister looking for attention that she probably is.

Forced to become a mom of two with various men, because her music career ended with a public lip sync on SNL back when people watched SNL that went viral.

The big chin in the family, who was never quite hot, but was hot enough as the sister who got to mooch off the success of her sister, and who is now with Diana Ross’ son is out here looking like all the other 40 year old fat women on the beaches of the DOMINICAN REPUBLIC looking for one of the locals working the All Inclusive resort she’s at to knock her up because her BIOLOGICAL CLOCK is ticking. You know that whole aura and allure of being in paradise is made better when some big black cock working the bar is ready to cum up inside a fat unwanted at home bitch who is tired of being depressed. These guys who come in strong and fast knowing that the trip is only 10 days and they put it on hard and heave pretending to be the dream man, with no intention of going home with the bitch, and every intention to play it up for monthly payouts from these desperate women who carried their child to term.

Lonely middle of the road fat white girls that go to an all inclusive vacation and leaves pregnant….that’s what this bitch is channelling, only her black babies are only 1/4 black with a legendary grandma…a little different approach but same fucking vibes.

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2020

13

Jan

AnnaSophia Robb Swimsuit of the Day

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AnnaSophia Robb along with having a dumb double name turned into a single name, is also a girl from Charlie and the Chocolate factory that you probably got excited for the day she turned 18….

You may remember trying to jerk off to her bikini body in Soul Surfer, where she played that surf bitch who lost her arm to a shark befoe finding Jesus…the worst movie ever.

She was also in the prequel to Sex and the City, called the Carrie Diaries, because Hollywood likes milking ideas, like I like milking pregnant women in my building’s basement…using some old dairy farm equipment….but luckily that only lasted a year…probably a very horrible and humilating year despite the paychecks…

She’s now back to bikinis / bathing suits because that’s where her talent lie…or at least where she gets praised.