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2020

03

Jan

Sarah Shahi Topless of the Day

I have never seen anything that Sarah Shahi has been in, so I really have no connection to her or her celebrity at all.

I’d say that I don’t give a fuck about her because I haven’t seen her in anything, but for the first 5-10 years of writing the site, I didn’t watch TV or Movies for fear of it tainting my GENIUS ideas I had for an Entertainment empire, the Next Walt Disney but for low level content that isn’t quite mainstream and isn’t quite porn…just walking that fine line of “waste of time”…

So, I think my not caring about her has more to do with her being 40 fucking years old, and topless or not, that’s gross, even if I’m older than 40 years old…I avoid girls that age.

She is the daughter of Abbas Jahansouz Shahi and Mah Monir Soroush Azar. Iranian…and as you may or may not know World War 3 may be starting thanks to US killing top General…so her Iranian from TEXAS tits are newsworthy and relevant…at least for today…since US killed that Iranian top General….

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2020

02

Jan

Irina Shayk Mangrove Erotica of the Day

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Irina Shayk is a hot slutty Russian who used her KGB skills taught to Russians at a young age to manipulate her way into the mainstream, which she did, only to get the mainstream to impregnate her and set her for an 18 year 20k a month (or more) check…that is far more than the typical Russian makes back in Russia….even Doctors and Lawyers make less…so she’s cruising….plus she makes her own money, being the mainstream model that she is, which even at 30 is still good.

I think it is safe to assume she’s got some face injections, they all do…and safe to assume that her new mom vagina is banged the fuck out…and that’s ok….because Irina Shayk is hot…a legend even….their should be a Statue of her at the Kremlin to let all the future Russian sugar babies and sex workers have a monument of a leader they can look up to and pay their respects to while Irina is out at the Mangrove showing off her ass with some rich dudes she probably fucks now that Brad Cooper turned gay after his sex scene with LADY GAGA.

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2020

02

Jan

Rita Ora Titty Top of the Day

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Rita Ora put up this very important instagram story featuring her very important tits because they are great tits, which pretty much carried her into the celebrity she’s found, because her music that I can’t name any of, but that she claims is why she’s famous, because no one wants to say the tits are the only reason they exist, there’s far more to the whole process than just having tits, there are plenty of tits out there that don’t have a record deal, that aren’t in the paparazzi all the time, and that don’t matter…so she can’t just be tits…tits are just what we gravitated to when nothing about her was that interesting.

Anyway, she’s stayed relevant, or made herself relevant and I think it’s time to embrace her existence, or at least embrace her tits while all these other trashy popstars start surfacing from youtube, this one may be the last popstar that came from fucking a Kardashian, and not from updating videos of themselves doing cover songs.

ANYWAY, great tits, telling you to stay hydrated because hydration is the key to bigger loads, and bigger loads set to her tits…which makes her feel more relevant than she is..which isn’t really relevant but based on what else is out there is better than what is out there.

Rita Ora has broke me.

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2020

02

Jan

Camila Morrone Getting Wet of the Day

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Camila Morrone may be a shit actress in anything I have seen her in, and there have been a few things that she’s been in, her mom is some Hollywood slut who fucked some A-Listers and got in with the scene by pretending she was some South American actress, so Camila Morrone has been dialed in long before letting Leo DiCaprio pretend to have sex with her, since he’s more into having sex with men, at least that’s what I’ve been told…by some homeless guy at the bar I drink at…they have cheap shots at happy hour….and I guess he’s not a celebrity expert and wouldn’t know if Leo fucks dudes…but I give him the benefit of the doubt, you know ear to the street kind of thing….back in the day a similar homeless dude told me that Tom Cruise, I think it was Tom Cruise….but it could have been Travolta used to fly into Montreal and fuck dudes in the Gay part of town at the Gay Saunas….a story confirmed by the actual PILOT who was a friend of my wife’s sister….and confirmed by an old Fag I knew…so NEVER UNDERESTIMATE the homeless…

That said, from a slutty star fucking mom, comes a young star fucking daughter…whether she fucks LEO or not…and despite sucking at acting…she’s hot, a good size with good size tits and I think she deserves more attention than she gets in her shameless attempt to get known or famous.

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2020

02

Jan

Rihanna Nipple Pincher of the Day

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Rihanna is being a little cheeky or playful, like she’s channeling her old ways of when she was an underage prostitute working the karaoke bars of Barbados, before being recruited by some pervert and brought to America where he sold her off to Jay Z and who has since made over a billion dollars or more in merch, concerts, record sales, etc. She’s an earner. The best kind of whore to have in your stable of whores when you’re a pimp…

I don’t know if anything I just wrote is true, but this fat white dude I know went to Barbados on some all inclusive vacation about 10 years ago, and HE told me the local snorkeling tour operator told him that or a variation of that….

I do know that it’s hard to get work visas into America and I did see a video of Rihanna singing in high school, where she literally COULD NOT SING…so it’s not a CELINE DION situation where dude knew he was striking gold when he mortgaged the house and had sex with her at 16….so the whole story has A LOT of holes in it…but maybe, just maybe she did just luck out, people do luck out you know…just not people like me.

So this nipple pinching pantomime is just her being silly….now that her tits are big from all that eating with all that money she’s got.

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2020

02

Jan

Bella Thorne Lingerie of the day

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Bella Thorne is still trying to be sexy even though she looks like she was born in the grease trap of a burger king, here she is in lingerie or whatever the fuck you want to call something that I am sure smells like a UTI but not a fresh UTI…one that has been through the wringer and that has a petri dish of bacteria up inside it….from STDs to Yeasts to old rotting condoms….she’s a fucking wreck.

I have seen strung out crackheads look better than this and she’s famous…but I guess this is the look…too lazy to shower….embrace and be empowered in your fishy cunt smell…dudes will fuck anything and the natural pheromones help.

All the young celebs looks like a variation of this, none even bother doing the basic things like washing their hair because looking like shit is the proof they don’t give a fuck, which helps their clout or cool factor, even if it is discounted by the fact she POSED for a fucking pic, uploaded it, maybe captioned it…cuz SHE GIVES A FUCK….not giving a fuck is not updating shit….trying so hard to stay relevant. That is a fact.

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2020

02

Jan

Kate Beckinsale Lesbian Kiss of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is old, but still hot, maybe even a freak of nature in the right way, one that should be investigated further to see why she doesn’t age like other women age…is it the wealth, the child support checks from Charlie Sheen who has had to continue working despite his HIV diagnosis to support her…or is it just vanity, face injections and LIES….and does it really matter.

Nerds love her and you can tell that she’s a fucking pervert who likely masturbates a lot, or fucks a lot, remember when she was fucking that 25 year old SNL loser that looks like an ape, that was HILARIOUS…and you can tell she’s old with this lame GIRL ON GIRL kiss you’d expect to see at Y2K New Years party before everyone was a full slut and when girl on girl closed mouth kisses could get you off…but now, unless there is fisting, there is nothing….so this is nothing but like I said Nerds love her and nerds are socially awkward, often autistic, and don’t really care to look beyond Kate Beckinsale doing basically anything. It’s their fetish.

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2020

02

Jan

Christina Aguilera Titty Tape Erotica of the Day

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Christina Aguilera is old as shit, so old that she needs to tape up her tits before her shows. Young girls would never be caught dead taping their tits unless they identified as trans or as “THEY” and felt the need to bind their chests so that they can pull off being “GENDERLESS” better….

I assume that as Christina Aguilera tries to cash in on her bullshit career into her 40s, because she is in her 40s or soon to be in her 40s, she’s forced to squeeze her now fat body into racy outfits…and like most grannies those things are a fucking hazard or liability and can cause real fucking injury when you let them out there on their own and put confidence in them that they won’t slip out of their top and hit a motherfucker in the face…

Then again, maybe she tapes the nips for fear of a nip slip cuz her nips are so hacked up from all the implants she’s had.

Who fucking knows, it’s just weird especially when you think about her early on, being this hot tiny pop slut…now clunky like an old cow being taken to pasture because it doesn’t produce milk anymore.

Weird.

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2020

02

Jan

Ali Larter Ass Shot of the day

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Ali Larter is 43 years old and I guess she made enough money in her career as the girl in a WHIPPED CREAM BIKINI in VARSITY BLUE which is the only movie I remember her being in…because she can spend her time in the gym working out, or not eating, or whatever it takes to be proud enough to show a straight up bikini ass shot on your social media….the whole empowerment thing exists and these girls are showing their asses to showcase their flaws and to crowdsource support…but this is more of a “Look at my ass it is still hot situation”…

Larter creepily got her career at 14 as a model – like so many other 14 year olds the industry think are old enough for the cocaine parties and unprotected sex. She actually did partake in an interesting social experiment when she was a no name model put together by ESQUIRE magazine, where they created a fake celebrity named Allegra Coleman. I only heard about it in a previous post I did on Ali Larter and it made me think she was more interesting (barely) than just a Whipped Cream Bikini for being a part of that troll before social media was there to help perpetuate fake news.

Well look at her now….she wants you to.

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2020

02

Jan

Amber Heard Got Them Tits On of the Day

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I remember when Amber Heard first hit and we all thought she was decent looking low level trash that Hollywood could use in some unmemorable roles….and that’d be ok….but then she started to let it get to her head and in turn started manipulating the media with bullshit like being a bisexual or other things that were “newsworthy” enough to get talked about…which eventually made anyone with a brain see through her, realize she was garbage and forget she existed….everyone except Johnny Depp apparently.

Looking at her now, it’s hard to believe that this was capable of ruining a dude like Johnny Depp, I mean the whole outting him to the media was a given, but just using her pussy to get him to marry her and fall into her obvious trap, after years or decades of him being a star who was used to being manipulated or wanted because of who he was…you’d think he’d have some fucking boundaries marked in the sand…but instead became whipped and lost his cool…and tainted his image….all for this pile of shit that looks like shit cuz she’s old now.

It amazes me that it happened.

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