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2008

Oct

Miley Cyrus’ Boyfriends Gives Her a Little Ice Cream of the Day

Tuesday night, Miley Cyrus went to do a staged candid photoshoot at a Milkshake joint owned by a Paparazzi and I posted the video of Billy Ray Cyrus feeding Miley her ice cream yesterday.

What I didn’t realize is that she was there with her 20 year old boyfriend, doing normal 16 year old girl things like going to the ice cream parlor getting some milkshakes, before she can bring her milkshake, that she’s been practicing on all the suits over at Disney, to the backseat and to good use on 20 year old fame fuckers. So as he feeds her like she is his little baby, and she takes it in, not realizing he’s got other plans for her to take things in later that night, but the statutory rape only starts after they sit around talking about boys, music and shopping while doing each other’s hair for a couple hours, so it’s not as predatorial as you may think. I hear next week, he’s going to teach her how to drive stick, if you know what I mean and in his defense, I am still trying to have sex with sixteen year old girls, that’s why I applied for a job at a driving school a few months ago, but I didn’t get it because having sex with sixteen year old girls is the wrong answer when they ask you why you want the job.

Update: Here’s a Video of Annoyingly Useless and Far Too Rich and Relevant Miley Cyrus Watching Her Model Boyfriend at the Ed Hardy Fashion Show, It turns out they were eating Non-Fat Frozen Yogurt, because they are both little girls…Just look how smitten Miley gets when he prances around on stage, if you listen hard enough, you can hear her ovary drop, I think she’s primed and ready….

Posted in:Boyfriend|Ice Cream|Miley Cyrus|Slut

2008

Oct

Katy Perry Dresses Like Minnie Mouse and Performs Her Annoying Song of the Day

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Katy Perry performed in Australia dressed like Minnie Mouse, if Minnie Mouse was a chubby slut from California with bad music, who ruins lesbian experimentation fantasies by polluting the airwaves with her bad music in some stupid lookin’ high wasted underwear and not the wholesome little cartoon character kids around the world have grown to love.

Posted in:Katy Perry|Lesbian|Slut

2008

Sep

Angelina Jolie Modeling Shoot When She Was 16 of the Day

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So there was a time when a very different lookin’ Angelina Jolie was just some typical rich kid slut who loved attention and who hated herself who got half naked in front of the camera while high in what looks to be some kind of Snuff film, but that doesn’t end like a snuff film should, but instead becomes the gateway to some long lasting career as some dark girl we all wanna fuck, but I see through the act and know she’s more hungry for attention than she ever was for cock, but realized cock was the vehicle for attention.

This is old, you’ve probably seen it already, I am posting it anyway, because it reminds me of videos I try making for girls with no daddies who I meet at the bus shelter, only they never go onto become famous. Enjoy.

Keep in mind that I didn’t double check whether this video works or not, it’s old, so I guess who really cares. Right?

Posted in:Angelina Jolie|Model|Slut|Teenager|Uncategorized

2008

Sep

Emanuelle Chriqui is Hot in a Shitty See Through Shirt of the Day

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So I went out drinking last night and ate some really bad chicken or something that my ulcer couldn’t handle and within an hour I felt like my insides were on fire. I ran into the closest public bathroom and the next thing I remember was I was in a hospital bed on an IV and was told that I reacted badly to whatever I ate and that I was found passed out in the bathroom in a pool of blood that came from my ass. I was told I shouldn’t drink, eat spicy food or eat anything that is hard to digest, and the good news is that I didn’t die, despite what doctors have been telling me the last 5 years if I keep up my habits….

The good news was that I used my state of being an invalid with a blood asshole to land another hole because my nurse was a hot little French Girl I wanted to see naked, it didn’t work because french girls hate me, even if they are Morroccan but like Emanuelle Chriqui’s ancestors and the Jewish people as a whole, I am a survivor. I just won’t talk about it for the next 5 decades like they do.

Posted in:Emanuelle Chriqui|Jewish|See Through|Slut|Uncategorized

2008

Aug

Only God Can Judge Jodie Marsh and Her Tits of the Day

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I don’t know what I am more scared of having unprotected sex with, self proclaimed sluts who have tattoos on their arm that read “my crazy life, only god can judge me” and who wear ridiculous outfits out to events showing off their retarded big tits that made them lots of money, or everyday single girls who bang more men in a year that Jodie Marsh has in a lifetime. It’s like we all like to judge the exhibitionist tacky girls, but we sweep the Sex in the City, one night stand queens who dress classy and have careers but like having as many men as possible because sex is fun under the rug. It’s like the girl you think you want to bring home to your mom, has seen more cock than a Rooster farmer because shit fills her miserable void and the girl who looks like she definitely has herpes just likes male attention but never actually puts out because putting out is beneath her when all her life all guys wanted was to get in her pussy. It really doesn’t matter, but what does matter is that I don’t agree with her tattoo that she got to feel better about her slutty antics, because I am judging her right now and her and her big tits can’t stop me.

Posted in:Jodie Marsh|Slut

2008

Aug

Miley Cyrus is Still Pretending She’s a Normal 15 Year Old of the Day

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Last week I posted some pictures of Miley Cyrus on a Bike . I went on to say that it was all a scam by Disney who want to clean up her image and where older women stage bikini pictures, she’s going to have to stage some normal 15 year old activity pictures for the world to forget she’s a whore.

When I came across these pictures from the other day, I realized that I could have been a little quick to judge as I tend to be, and maybe she is just a 15 year old girl doing normal things. I mean I did sit in on an advertising class that year I pretended to go to college because of the pussy and I do remember the teacher saying that repetition is the key to getting it into the mind of the consumer, so maybe one of the Executives at Disney was in that class, which I doubt because it was a shitty Canadian community college, but it is possible and they are going to milk this acting 15 shit as long as they can until the public forget the last 6 months and are forced to remember her on her fuckin’ bike.

I guess it’s nice to see a 15 year old who has so much going for them, still down to earth, still living a balanced life and these bike riding pictures are a nice balance to her sucking off three black dudes while fisting her best friend Leslie who said “she’s just being Miley” last night, at least that’s what sources close to her emailed me saying she was up to before re-attaching the seat to this bike she’s riding and takin’ it out for some Pizza!!! Yay Pizza.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Slut

2008

Aug

Rob Schneider and Some Slut in a Bikini of the Day

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The fascinating thing about Rob Schneider is that he defies the stereotype that girls will throw themselves at anyone famous. Before Rob Schneider hit the scene, girls would fuck anyone they thought was more important than they were, no matter what level of fame the motherfucker had, they would throw their vaginas at the him, even if the motherfucker was a DJ or Promoter at a local club, was on a shitty TV commercials, had an extra role on Friends 12 years ago, or if he’s on the local fuckin’ news waving in the backround when they are doing something on location and dude just happens to be strollin’ by, a girl somewhere will find that hot enough to fuck, because people are all fucking groupies, and the TV is like a stamp of fucking approval, but for some reason when Rob Schneider enters a room, everyone turns away in disappointment because they all know he has money but that he’s embarrassing and a fuckin’ joke and being in the same place as him means they are in the wrong place, so these pictures of him are with paid actors on set somewhere, and not with a girl trying to wallet fuck him, because no one has that little self esteem, are really the funniest aspect of his “comedy career”.

PS – I have a fever so if what I write makes no sense, it’s cuz I am dying, ya fuckin’ Pervert.

Posted in:Bikini|Rob Scheider|Slut

2008

Aug

Anna Faris is a Slut in Details Magazine of the Day

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So everyone’s always freaking out about this bitch Anna Faris because she’s in every sinlge Scary Movie and those are the only movies you watch and understand because you see tits in them. I used to only rent movies based on nudity, like I was some kind of virginal loser, but the reality is that I was bored of porn and was lookin’ for some obscure independent movie with live sex in it. I found a handful and now with the power of the internet you can to.

I don’t get they hype with her, but I do know she’s playing an ex-playboy bunny who gets kicked out for being to old and joins the sorority of losers to turn them all cool. It’s the kind of plot that makes me want to kill myself because it so fuckin’ bad but still managed to get produced.

Either way, here’s the slut in some tame boring fucking pictures for Details magazine, I guess she’s hoping for a legitimate career one of these days, you know wishing that the casting director will see the true artist in the body of work that she’s cataloged and not the body that’s sitting in front of him on the casting couch in a bikini.

Watch Her Photoshoot Video and See the Rest of Her Pics By Clicking This Link Because You Want to Fuck Her and Listening To Her Talk May Help You Get Over It…..
GO

Posted in:Anna Faris|Slut

2008

Jul

Gordon Ramsay and His Slut in a Bikini of the Day

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I’ve seen the Hell Kitchen show and I find it annoying. Dude’s a fuking whining baby who has this intesity that gives me a fucking headache. I’m like if you don’t like it motherfucker, do it your fucking self. His high standards are too fucking irritating, but I guess he doesn’t carry that over into his personal life, because if you’re curious about what motherfucker’s eating in his sparetime off camera, here it is and shit’s definitely not fine dining, but more like the kind of meal you’d be stuck with at the caferteria of your grandmother’s old folk’s home, but as someone with no standards in anything I do in life, and who would eat 6 day old moldy leftovers I find in the garbage in hopes that they food poison me to death, she looks hot to me.

Posted in:Gordon Ramsay|Slut

2008

Jul

Miley Cyrus’ Hacked Pics and Emails Round 1 of the Day

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I have been calling Miley Cyrus a slut for a long time and that’s just because I have stepdaughter’s of my own and know what they were like when they were 15 or 16 or whatever the fuck age this bitch is and they didn’t even have the ego, money or obnoxious spoiled rich kid cunt attitude that Miley has and were still letting dudes up inside them on the regular.

You could argue that they didn’t come from the best home and were looking for some kind of male attention, but it seemed like all their friends were up to the same slutty behavior, so maybe it’s just the way the world works. Porn is more accessible, kids are jacked on hormones in the food and have their periods and titties by 10 years old so maybe Miley’s just normal, or maybe she’s just reacting to being treated as a sex object by older men and producers at Disney, while trying to maintain a wholesome image in her short shorts.

I never gave my girls shit for the shit they were getting up into, mainly because they aren’t actually my girls and I don’t really care but I did encourage them to learn the ropes at a young age so that they can use their skills later in life to land rich husbands in the future by being able to fuck their brains out proper, but I also knew that giving a young girl shit just makes them want to do it more and that’s not necessarily the life you want for your family, even if it’s extended. I mean you don’t want girls fucking to begin with, but you gotta come to terms with it so that you can deal with it in a way that they don’t end up fucking the wrong dudes or unprotected because babies, aids and abusive relationships make the whole thing a bigger pain in the ass to deal with.

What I am getting at, is that some dude claims to have hacked Miley’s email, has found some racy fuckin’ pics, including nude pics as well as emails to Nick Jonas about fucking, something we all knew they were both already up to, despite both claiming they are virgins to their Disney fans, further proving that the media is filled with lies that they expect the population to live by, all while the people involved to teach the world these wholesome lessons aren’t practicing what they preach, but are practicing the withdrawal method or even anal, because you can’t get pregnant when you take it up the ass like the little whore you are…..here are 3 of the pics, I am sure more are to come.

Posted in:Hacked Email|Miley Cyrus|Slut