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2007

27

Aug

I am – Kylie Minogue's Cleavage in a Kite of the Day

You all know the story, I realized that gay bloggers get all the fame and glory on the internet. That girls flock to them and that they can get away with saying a lot ruder and racier shit than I can so asked my stepdaughter to hook up her gay friend for the job, that isn’t really a job, because it doesn’t pay. Since I don’t know where my stepdaughter is and haven’t seen her in a couple of days, I am going to post Julien’s post because having a token gay blogger is going to make me famous…..bitch.

I was trolling around Cragslist the other day, looking through the Causal Encounters section, the M4M section and of course looking through my favorite section, Missed Connections. I go through that one daily to see if anyone has had one for me but so far no luck. I mean what are they going to write “I saw this coked out faggot wearing women’s jeans and a lamae t-shirt riding the bus and I thought he was pretty hot”? I don’t think so.
And yes, I actually own that outfit.

So anyway I was on Craigslist and I saw an advertisement for a sex party that was happening that night. Now, in the gay community, sex parties aren’t that unusual, they pop up on Craigslist from time to time and I had never gone to one, but this was a particularly slow night so I thought what the hell. So, I go to this guy’s house and I enter into the living room where everyone was having sex. The guy had arranged the living room so all the couches were along the sidelines so there was this big open area in the middle. There were a few couples on couches here and there but the main attraction was in the main area. About 8 guys were standing up in the middle of the room fucking each other in one long line. Each guy had his dick in the ass of the guy in front of him. I watch this for about 5 minutes deciding whether or not to jump in there when Kylie Minogue’s cover of “The Locomotion” comes on the stereo and all the guys in the train go wild for it. And I thought to myself “Wow, this too gay even for me.” So I left.

Here are few pics of Kylie dressed up half-way between Amanda Lepore and a kite. Oh and remember while you are jerking off to her cleavage that she had breast cancer. So you should feel really bad about that. Unless that’s what you are into. You sick fuck.

Smooch!

Julien

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2007

26

Aug

I am – Jennifer Aniston’s Small Bikini Showing Her Ass of the Day

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Jennifer Aniston Small Bikini Clad Ass

I know Greek girls are supposed to have big child bearing asses and that’s why they take it up the ass so easily, so it’s possible that these Jennifer Aniston shots are some kind of optical illusion and she’s really rockin’ a XXL, but by the looks of it, she’s in a XXS and shit’s barely covering her ass. Maybe next time she’ll get it right and use the bikini bottoms to cover the real offensiveness in these pictures and that’s her face. I am talking busted down pick-up truck face that reminds me of last week’s kitchen garbage or maybe even an old catcher’s mitt, but her body is pretty banging and I do my best to not hate on bitches with hot bodies, even if they look like they were mauled by a bear when camping as a child or some shit…

I was out in some random club in some random town with some random people. I ended up there by getting in the car with people I didn’t really know and going for the ride because they were cool with taking me along with them and I was pretty tired of being downtown and ready for a change in the outskirts of hell. It turns out that the outskirts of hell attracts a hell of a lot of slutty looking girls who like talking to random people, not so much me because I look like an overweight mountain man and chicks that have bleached hair and fake tits and halter tops get enough of that at work when old men like me pay them 10 dollars a song to grab their tits…Either way, at one point in the night these 3 ugly chicks all with fake tits were doing shots in the corner. I wanted to join in but they weren’t having it but I did get to listen to their conversation and all they were talking about were their fake tits, how many CCs they had in each, who their doctor was, whether they had sensation back and all this fake tit shit. It was like seeing three guys with the same car randomly meet in the shopping center parking lot and start comparing their engines…..

Aniston may not have fake tits, but she does have hot tits, and that’s pretty much the end of this post. I’d ask for your feedback, but I really don’t give a fuck about what you think. Asshole.

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2007

26

Aug

I am – Jennifer Aniston's Small Bikini Showing Her Ass of the Day

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Jennifer Aniston Small Bikini Clad Ass

I know Greek girls are supposed to have big child bearing asses and that’s why they take it up the ass so easily, so it’s possible that these Jennifer Aniston shots are some kind of optical illusion and she’s really rockin’ a XXL, but by the looks of it, she’s in a XXS and shit’s barely covering her ass. Maybe next time she’ll get it right and use the bikini bottoms to cover the real offensiveness in these pictures and that’s her face. I am talking busted down pick-up truck face that reminds me of last week’s kitchen garbage or maybe even an old catcher’s mitt, but her body is pretty banging and I do my best to not hate on bitches with hot bodies, even if they look like they were mauled by a bear when camping as a child or some shit…

I was out in some random club in some random town with some random people. I ended up there by getting in the car with people I didn’t really know and going for the ride because they were cool with taking me along with them and I was pretty tired of being downtown and ready for a change in the outskirts of hell. It turns out that the outskirts of hell attracts a hell of a lot of slutty looking girls who like talking to random people, not so much me because I look like an overweight mountain man and chicks that have bleached hair and fake tits and halter tops get enough of that at work when old men like me pay them 10 dollars a song to grab their tits…Either way, at one point in the night these 3 ugly chicks all with fake tits were doing shots in the corner. I wanted to join in but they weren’t having it but I did get to listen to their conversation and all they were talking about were their fake tits, how many CCs they had in each, who their doctor was, whether they had sensation back and all this fake tit shit. It was like seeing three guys with the same car randomly meet in the shopping center parking lot and start comparing their engines…..

Aniston may not have fake tits, but she does have hot tits, and that’s pretty much the end of this post. I’d ask for your feedback, but I really don’t give a fuck about what you think. Asshole.

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2007

24

Aug

I am – Amy Winehouse’s Bra of the Day

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This bitch is a wreck and that’s why I like her. She reminds me of most of the hookers I could afford when hookers was my hobby and there’s just something so irresistible about a bitch who’s hooked on drugs. I don’t know if it’s her emaciated body that makes her head look like a bobble head or whether it’s the smell of her unclean panties or if it’s the fact that bitch will do anything for a hit and that usually leads to cheap fucking blowjobs..

I was at a bar the other day and I met some 60 year old woman who was really into herself and thought she looked fucking awesome. She was telling me how most people think she looked 45 and expected me to agree, but I didn’t bother. She went on to tell me that she had just been released from the psych ward because her 2 kids committed her. When I asked her if she was crazy she said it was all a misunderstanding and that her daughter was just out to get her. She told me that her family wanted nothing to do with her, and she was all twitchy and jacked on meds, and looked like she was about to cry. Whenever I tried to change the subject, because I don’t really give a fuck about some senior citizen’s insanity, she kept bringing it up and saying how she missed her kids and grandkids. After about an hour of this, she pulled out a bag of meth and offered me a hit, I said no because I got enough fucking problems, but at the same time thought it was so hot to see someone that old rockin’ out so cool, because like I said there’s nothing hotter than a bitch with an addiction, no matter what age they are, or what mental problems they have….

Either way, here she is yesterday carrying a picture of herself, with her bra poking through because you love her……

Amy Winehouse’s Dirty Underwear of the Day
Amy Winehouse is a Real Addict of the Day
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Amy Winehouse’s Meth Addict Before and After of the Day

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2007

24

Aug

I am – Amy Winehouse's Bra of the Day

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This bitch is a wreck and that’s why I like her. She reminds me of most of the hookers I could afford when hookers was my hobby and there’s just something so irresistible about a bitch who’s hooked on drugs. I don’t know if it’s her emaciated body that makes her head look like a bobble head or whether it’s the smell of her unclean panties or if it’s the fact that bitch will do anything for a hit and that usually leads to cheap fucking blowjobs..

I was at a bar the other day and I met some 60 year old woman who was really into herself and thought she looked fucking awesome. She was telling me how most people think she looked 45 and expected me to agree, but I didn’t bother. She went on to tell me that she had just been released from the psych ward because her 2 kids committed her. When I asked her if she was crazy she said it was all a misunderstanding and that her daughter was just out to get her. She told me that her family wanted nothing to do with her, and she was all twitchy and jacked on meds, and looked like she was about to cry. Whenever I tried to change the subject, because I don’t really give a fuck about some senior citizen’s insanity, she kept bringing it up and saying how she missed her kids and grandkids. After about an hour of this, she pulled out a bag of meth and offered me a hit, I said no because I got enough fucking problems, but at the same time thought it was so hot to see someone that old rockin’ out so cool, because like I said there’s nothing hotter than a bitch with an addiction, no matter what age they are, or what mental problems they have….

Either way, here she is yesterday carrying a picture of herself, with her bra poking through because you love her……

Amy Winehouse’s Dirty Underwear of the Day
Amy Winehouse is a Real Addict of the Day
Amy Winehouse’s Nipples and Prison Tattoos of the Day
Amy Winehouse’s Nipples and Meth Skin of the Day
Amy Winehouse’s Meth Addict Before and After of the Day

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2007

24

Aug

I am – Rachel Nichol’s Has Hot Tits of the Day

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Rachel Nichols Cleavage

I am not sure who this bitch is, but her name is Rachel Nichols and I liked her tits so I decided to post them…

Speaking of unimportant, no name cunts who are trying to break into the scene, I found this bitch named Lauren Hastings on Facebook. She’s the girl who cried about how Lohan stole her clothes or some shit in efforts to get more famous and more shitty modeling jobs…I was talking to her on myspace a while ago trying to get some inside scoop because I am a sleuth detective like that and she wasn’t having it….It turned out that she was DJ AM’s girlfriend after Nicole Richie and has had sex with him despite him being gayer than bicycle shorts….or paddle-surfing….

Either way, I sent her this message

so this girl who has been trying to write the site turns on her webcam and starts masturbating with a vibrator in all kinds of positions til she cums, takes a cigarette break then starts sucking the vibrator off for like an hour and I don’t know what to do because I am kinds tired so I just leave it on in the background and write the occassional “Oh My God…This is Nuts”…then she shoves in back in her for round two and makes herself cum again….

if you’re wondering why i am telling you this….it’s because she’s 5 ft 11 was a model, and since you’re a model for Old Navy, I was like wow – two models in one day spoke to me …. what are the chances….

so she wrote:

fuck off

So I wrote:

why are you being so rude. I thought we were friends. Are you turning against me? Is it because I want to steal your dirty panties like I was Lohan?

I’ll keep sending you messages baby because I know deep down inside you like them, maybe we can do an interview about DJ AM’s dick or something…

Cuddles,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Now here are some pictures of this Rachel Nichols’ tits….

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2007

24

Aug

I am – Rachel Nichol's Has Hot Tits of the Day

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Rachel Nichols Cleavage

I am not sure who this bitch is, but her name is Rachel Nichols and I liked her tits so I decided to post them…

Speaking of unimportant, no name cunts who are trying to break into the scene, I found this bitch named Lauren Hastings on Facebook. She’s the girl who cried about how Lohan stole her clothes or some shit in efforts to get more famous and more shitty modeling jobs…I was talking to her on myspace a while ago trying to get some inside scoop because I am a sleuth detective like that and she wasn’t having it….It turned out that she was DJ AM’s girlfriend after Nicole Richie and has had sex with him despite him being gayer than bicycle shorts….or paddle-surfing….

Either way, I sent her this message

so this girl who has been trying to write the site turns on her webcam and starts masturbating with a vibrator in all kinds of positions til she cums, takes a cigarette break then starts sucking the vibrator off for like an hour and I don’t know what to do because I am kinds tired so I just leave it on in the background and write the occassional “Oh My God…This is Nuts”…then she shoves in back in her for round two and makes herself cum again….

if you’re wondering why i am telling you this….it’s because she’s 5 ft 11 was a model, and since you’re a model for Old Navy, I was like wow – two models in one day spoke to me …. what are the chances….

so she wrote:

fuck off

So I wrote:

why are you being so rude. I thought we were friends. Are you turning against me? Is it because I want to steal your dirty panties like I was Lohan?

I’ll keep sending you messages baby because I know deep down inside you like them, maybe we can do an interview about DJ AM’s dick or something…

Cuddles,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Now here are some pictures of this Rachel Nichols’ tits….

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2007

24

Aug

I am – Jenny McCarthy Bikini Pics of the Day

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No one seems to care that Jenny McCarthy is dating her long lost brother, I guess they think it is magical that 2 retarded faces came together like puzzle pieces from across the country and met in hollywood to be together. Their parents would be so proud.

I remember the first few time I watched porn in the early 80s, they always had an incest theme, which is kinda weird, but I guess was a fantasy of the era. I am talking more than one movie that I saw was about a father fucking his daughter or a sister fucking her brother, and that’s the shit people were getting off to. I didn’t think it actually happened, it was just so naughty that they got off to the concept and not to their siblings…if you know what I mean…

Then I met Roy, this dude who lived in the suburbs who was about 14 and dude came into school one day bragging about how he got laid. This went on for about 3 months before we called him out on who he was banging and all he would say was this older chick. We ended up finding out that his fat sister was jealous of all her friends who were getting cock so she started banging him, she was probably 18 or 19 at the time and we were all disgusted because she was his sister but that was before realizing how hot the shit was except for her being fat…

Either way, here are pics of Jenny McCarthy in a bikini with her rockin’ tight body for a 40 year old…

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2007

23

Aug

I am – Throwback Titty Thursday of the Day

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I got this email from the only guy who reads the site and emails pictures on the regular saying:

i’m unemployed again, so i’m just being silly, cause i got nothing better to do, besides go to my local bar and talk to the same idiots about the same shit over and fuckin over.

He attached these pictures of old celebrity tit pics and I decided to make his day by posting them. I like to call this stepDREAMS because it’s a lot like the Make a Wish Foundation – only for perverts and not for retards or terminally ill kids. I like to make losers sitting depressed at home, broke and lonely, lookin’ at their extensive collection of famous bitches topless, dreaming of days that were feel some level of importance, even if my site is a piece of shit no one reads, at least it’s something that may keep them from jumping off the overpass down the street from their mother’s house they never moved out of. ….So here are pictures from a better time….in hopes of better times to come….

I call this Throwback Titty Thursday…I don’t know if they are all real, I know they are all pretty shitty to look at, but I am just trying to save lives here…Cuddles….

Cindy Margolis

Daryll Hannah

Debbie Harry

Demi Moore

Farrah Fawcett

Goldie Hawn

Heather Mills

Julia Louis Dreyfus

Linda Blair

Loni Anderson

Roseanne Barr

Shannon Tweed

Susan Sarandon

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2007

23

Aug

I am – Jade Jagger Nude Beach Pictures of the Day

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I once wrote that I loved this bitch, I am not sure why, because she’s in her late 30’s and that’s not usually my style, I like younger fresher meat, but she’s the daughter of Mick and Bianca Jagger and I guess she’s normally hot and has a lot of money, just not so hot when naked on the beach.

I think the funniest thing about this shit is that it reminds me of my life. For some reason whenever I used to convince a drunk girl to get naked for me, or flash me her tits or shows me her box, I always miss it the first time around, like I wasn’t ready for it and when I ask them to do it again they always just think I am some pervert trying to get a second peak even when I am paying them…I remember hooking up an hour with a frigid whore, I didn’t really think shit was possible but bitch would let you bang her but she wanted the lights off, she wanted to do it missionary and she refused to do much more than lie there like you were fucking a scared virgin, only she was a hooker and her pussy wasn’t built like a virgin, it was purchased bad sex and I guess she catered to guys who liked to pretend they were getting with the 50 year old Jewish or Italian wife who never goes down on them, I figure it was either for guys who were still living in their mom’s basement or for husbands who were married to nymph’s and just wanted to feel like their friends for a change…

Either way, this photographer got a naked bitch on the beach, but didn’t get one bit of tit or ass or fuckin’ pussy. I don’t know how that can happen when shit’s not staged because these pictures remind me of every PG movie nude scene and it’s kinda making me mad…

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