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2019

09

Oct

Ariel Winter Booty Workout of the Day

Ariel Winter must be allowed to exercise again after waiting the mandatory recovery time after her liposuction….

She claims it is from changing her anti-depressants cuz all these idiots are overmedicated mental cases who can’t live in reality, even with the constant work, and ridiculous money, she’s on a hit sitcom – she’s good…but not good enough to be sane..

But I like to think the mental health excuse is easy to throw at us so we sympathize with her, not that we would, we know all these assholes are assholes…rather than admit to getting surgeries based on vanity, like she did with her sloppy teen tits when she cut them off to get them a better shape while claiming it was for “back issues”…sure it was fatty….who is less fat but still fat where it counts cuz the rest of her from face to body – even when skinny is kinda shit.

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2019

09

Oct

Rachel Cook Naked Again of the Day

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Someone wrote in the comments something Like “I’ll have what she’s cooking”….because her name is Rachel Cook and she’s hot…and I think that’s about all we need to say about Rachel Cook, because the only thing she does or is capable of, or is known for, but barely known for, besides stealing the Rachel Cook name, is that she gets naked for concept shoots that aren’t high concept shoots, but that are concept shoots regardless…even though you can find thousands of this vibe across every aspiring influencer out there.

No different but I’ll still encourage her.

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2019

09

Oct

Gwen Stefani Erotica of the Day

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Speaking of Nostalgia, or OLD FUCKING 90s sluts who haven’t got the hint, because BOTOX makes them feel like they are still young and vibrant or worth looking at in slut poses….here’s Gwen Stefani out there marketing some shit like she’s J.Lo. Sure the masculine Orange County singer, is not doing the Kardashian bullshit in influencer style outfits, and is out here in some boring fucking shoot….but it’s still not age approriate cuz these bitches can’t take a hint. You give them 100 million dollars and a huge career when they are younger and they think that shit is forever…

I like the mom squat like she’s giving hippie birth / taking a shit since she’s too old to get knocked up again…if she’s even got a vagina….based on her ABS in that Don’T Speak video – who can tell.

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2019

09

Oct

Gwyneth Paltrow Topless of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow topless at 47 years old as if anyone asked for that..ever..

The one thing we can collectively agree on, is that this talentless garbage connected rich kid has managed to really make a career for herself using her dad’s connections, you know after he died, everyone was like “help his girl out”…giving us such memorable Gwyneth roles like….fuck…I can’t think of any movies she’s been in and I am not about to IMDB it…Shakespeare in Love maybe? Seven? Right Seven…that was a good one…but that was only because back then she hadn’t decided that being a mommy blogger influencer to guide her minions into steamed pussy salvation and whatever other nonsense health tits she’s given….like she’s Joe Rogan podcast, but instead of bros, she’s catering to 40 year olds…and now as their leader she is topless in a weird way because it’s good for the brand..I guess?!

Fucking weirdos.

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2019

09

Oct

Hailey Baldwin Slutty for Jesus of the Day

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HAILEY BALDWIN and her new husband that she has been married to for over a year, but who they decided to remarry a few weeks ago, because they are young and rich and religious, while trying to connect with GOD, while connecting their genitals are in the new Calvin Klein campaign, being slutty for Jesus, because Jesus absolves all sins RIGHT…that’s the story anyway.

I don’t buy that any entitled cunt like Baldwin or Bieber has any ounce of religious beliefs, or even spirituality. It’s obviously that they are empty rich kids with no real self identity…one a low level celeb loser’s daughter, the other some Canadian sold to the industry at a young age, likely raped in some capacity while earning all that money, when dude was probably happy just hanging out at home having a normal childhood…before being sold o youtube at a young age…like some kind of boy icon Hailey Beiber had her first sexual sex with, and likely jacked off to after bible study her dad forced her into – cuz he’s a recovering addict and we know how all of those are.

What I am getting at is this is an ad they did for CK, to be relevant, looking like silly slutty sexual pervert fucks, despite their fake religiousness but I guess marrying Bieber’s done big things for Hailey and this is it….

Here is the dumb video..

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2019

09

Oct

Josie Canseco Hot and Wet of the Day

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The one good thing about athlete daughters, is that athletes in most cases, are low income trash, from low income trash families, who found a meal ticket and committed thanks to their natural talent and in her dad’s case STEROIDS.

I am not going to act like I know anything about athletes, cuz I don’t watch that shit, I am not a homo in to dude on dude flirting…in matching outfits…

But I do know that athletes love trashy women, and when their money combines with their trashy taste, not only are McMansions decked out with silly MANCAVES…but also dicks get slid into sex workers and cocktail waitressees…and sometimes…if the girl involved is lucky…the cum sticks and it’s not a fathering a future cum fart situation, and girls like Josie Canseco get created….

With her athletic dna from her dad, her hot slut dna from her mom, her money from her dad, her dick suck skills from her mom, she can find her way in the world…looking good, getting work as a bikini or half nude model…looking hot enough for me…which isn’t saying much, I’ve been attracted to sandwich meat at least once, but just for something to fuck…not for love or anything. Don’t be weird.

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2019

09

Oct

Kate Hudson Bra and Panties of the Day

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Kate Hudson owns some underwear or fitness gear brand.

I know when I think of Kate Hudson – I think “fitness influencer”….with all that cocaine on her nose….after a late night of drinking….whilst breaking Owen Wilson’s heart as she leads him into suicide….that he luckily worked his way out of because killing yourself over this Black Widow entitled rich brat who only exists cuz of her mom and not cuz the mom has a uterus but because the mom is famous….and who more interestingly has fucked all kinds of men while figuring out her hustle, finding her stride in the rich LA life….that ended with her being a ROM/COM icon….cuz her mom was too old to take the jobs…

What I am saying is that the mom in her 40s is in no ways anyone I would think is good to sell bullshit fitness gear, but as it turns out I am wrong and forget that celebs have fans and can sell all kinds of shit to the idiots who think they are something to look to for guidance…even though they are the LEAST relatable humans in the world. They are coddled and evil…but here’s a mom bod in slutty gear…

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2019

09

Oct

Lia Marie Johnson Topless of the Day

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Lia Marie Johnson is a girl who was on the KIDS REACT youtube channel when I guess she was a kid. They made a shit ton of money with dumb videos about kids reacting to random shit, which I guess was relatable, easy and shareable content for all the moms and sick fucks on social media….not to mention it started in 2010 when youtube was handing out million dollar checks to creators on a monthly basis….I missed that hustle…very dumb of me in hindsight…but I guess no one would watch my vlogs about sitting on the couch all day, but then again they watch real dumb shit that maybe it could have worked….too late for me….

Well, what is a Kids React youtube star to do after she is no longer a kid, and not needed by those assholes who used her in their shit….GET NAKED OF COURSE….that is what she’s gotta do cuz that is how girls stay alive in these times.

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2019

09

Oct

Noah Cyrus Nipple Piercings of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is still totally ugly, but she got her nipples pierced and showed them off in this kinda see through white shirt. She also got more horrible crackhead energy tattoos, like a spider crawling up her neck. The question is, who is gonna set her up with Aaron Carter because I think they might be soul mates, that is if crackheads still have souls..based on the crackheads I’ve fucked I cant confirm that they have souls but I can confirm that they have herpes.

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2019

09

Oct

Top 11 Towel Series Sluts Part 3 of the Day

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You can see PART 1 HERE and PART 2 HERE because why not….

Creepy photographers being accused of sexual misconduct by 20 people deserve some love too, it’s not his fault he is in an industry that people fuck to get ahead and being a perv was considered cute or funny before those who didn’t get their way decided to do a protest cuz their fuck didn’t get them ahead. It happened to Terry Richardson long ago….

I am a firm believer in separating the pervert fuck from his work. I think genius comes in all forms and I am not saying that Testino is a genius, no photographer really is, but I am saying that if someone makes a painting, a movie, a photo in a LOOK AT THIS photograph kind of way, what they do sexually, how they treat others, all that is irrelevant…

I can assure you many legends in film, art, sport did shit that was fucked up…all the classics….and to discount their contributions based on their asshole tendencies is to basically re-write history cuz getting to the top of anything takes a fucking tyrant, not a nice guy….so sure they may not all be rapists or abusers, but they are all fucking weird, otherwise they’d be working at Walmart, and even those people are weird…HUMANS are fucking disgusting….so focus on the good…you negative fucks.

Miley Cyrus