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2013

18

Jun

Candice Swanepoel is Blonde of the Day

Breaking news…This just in…Hot off the presses…Candice Swanepoel dyed her hair blonder than it already was…and no one fucking cares…

What we do care about is seeing her bikini / lingerie model modelling fucking bikinis and lingerie like she is supposed to be…rather than posting pics of her not so hot face when her ass isn’t in the frame to stare at….to her social media…

I mean bitches always get an ego when they get too famous, and forget the only reason they are famous, and that is because of their fucking booty…at least in this South African’s case…

Everyday, I am less and less interested in Candice Swanepoel. She’s old news… her hair looks stupid…who the fuck cares…

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2013

18

Jun

LOLZ of the Day

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This was tweeted by some Chinese media company:

@Happy??: Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for all young girls going out.

The goal…to stop perverts by grossing them out, with hair fucking legs…

Now I may be old school, but a little hairy legs wouldn’t stop most rapists I know from getting up in a tight asian, especially if that hair leg is easy to rip a hole in to fuck…

I mean if anything, these stockings, like all stockings, will become a fetish of their own, like the Merkin for bush lovers who can’t find a girl open minded to go natural, this is your solution to deal with social pressure of grooming…

Either way, it’s funny.

Posted in:LOLZ

2013

18

Jun

More from the Miley Cyrus Photoshoot That Won’t Die of the Day

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This Miley Cyrus photoshoot that first dropped A MONTH AGO …and that slowly had FOLLOW UP POSTS as they released pictures…including a FAKE TITTY FLASH ….just won’t die..

The photographer, or her handlers, just keep releasing pics from different angles of her, in a one-piece, showing off her fit little body, that turns me on, because it’s so small and tight, even if attached to a horrible girl with a very thick wallet, and I don’t mean her labia, I mean her bank account, one big enough to K-Fed and ignore all that is horrible about her…

I guess they realize perverts like me will just keep on posting them..especially when they feature ass cheek.

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2013

18

Jun

Shakira’s Breasts Aren’t Small and Humble in Elle of the Day

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Shakira is in the recent issue of Elle and it’s not all that eventful, but maybe I am just bias and don’t really like celebrating new moms, under any circumstance, and if I feel the need to look at Shakira pictures, I’ll go back to her booty shaking tweak videos from before she was a pregnant cow….

The only reason I am bothering with these is because she’s showing off cleavage, an new addition to her body thanks to being a pregnant cow, all full of milk, and I guess she made the point of saying her breasts were small and humble, that you can’t confuse them for mountains in one of her hit songs, well that’s still true, but they are bigger than they used to be, and she seems pretty happy about that…

If you need more reason to hate Shakira, you can tune into the Voice, where she plays a latino version of Christina Aguilera, even though Aguilera pretends she’s latino, only Shakira, is a few bra sizes smaller than that cow…but equally annoying.

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2013

18

Jun

Ioanna Ntenti Hot for Air France of the Day

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Ioanna Ntenti is Greece’s Next Top Model’s 2nd Runner up, whatever that means…and all I see is a babe who I’d like to feed Greek food before going Greek, because you can’t go Greek on an empty stomach…even though you probably should if you’re looking to not accidentally shit all over the dude you’re going Greek with’s dick….not that going Greek is called going Greek to the Greeks, that’s just regular sex, the anus is the vagina, the vagina is for baby making, and as a small penis man who hates condoms, already smells like shit, and doesn’t want unwanted pregnancy, Greek works for me…and so does this Ioanna bitch, cuz she’s fucking hot….

Here she is for Air France…because I guess Air France is so fashionable they do bikini photoshoots…unlike the discount airlines I fly who barely afford uniforms for their fat tired staff…

Here she is on Youtube in her underwear looking hot..

I’m in love.

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2013

18

Jun

Kanye West Using Kardashians in Promoting his Album of the Day

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Kanye is promoting his new album Yeezus, by having his daughter with fame whore Kim Kardashian the day it was slated to be released. He also pulled a sex scandal 3 days before it released. Dude knows what he’s doing…every move is calculated for his empire…But what I don’t understand a few things…mainly why he would cast his brother-in-law in a promo video of his album doing some American Psycho act with another one of Kim Kardashian’s homies…

I mean I get that he’s Hollywood, and forever locked into that horrible family, but he probably should publicly acknowledge it, it can’t be good with keeping things hip hop, even if hip hop is all hollywood pop now…if I was him I’d play the deadbeat dad role…or maybe I woulda accidentally punched the pig woman in the stomach a few times…or staged a car accident to rid the world of her like a real YEEZUS would.

Here’s one of his new songs called Black Skinhead and love him or hate him, and wish bad things on his baby momma or not, dude knows how to make good music…

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2013

18

Jun

LOLZ of the Day

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Leave it up to the Asian named Jessica Lee to figure out a clever quote for her year book using the periodic table of elements to code the shit…it’s like the nerdiest protest, or statement ever, but the message is loud and clear, once you decipher it…

Do you know what she’s trying to say here?

Here’s a clue – It’s pretty gangster…and that’s why I’m posting it. It made me laugh. Maybe I just like seeing uptight Asians protest their demanding parents using the tools their parents made them study every saturday morning along with piano classes, chinese classes, and some sports team to keep them well rounded, to have a better life than owning a convenience store…

Posted in:LOLZ

2013

18

Jun

Helen Flanagan See Through in NUTS of the Day

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I am into this HELEN FLANAGAN , soap star from the UK with great tits who quit being in a Soap Opera to go onto bigger and better things…like showing off her tits…because when you have tits like this, you might as well throw a solid regular acting job girls would die for, down the toilet, to do glamour model pics, in what we can only describe as major fucking daddy issue…issues so deep that all she cares about is having her tits stared at, rather than actually learning lines and being on TV and shit…

She’s in NUTS this month, she’s in a sheer Bra, she’s pretty fucking substantial and doing a good job with this whole “Look at my tits, they are big thing”…I’m into it.

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2013

18

Jun

Russell Brand Doesn’t Like MSNBC of the Day

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Russell Brand is promoting a comedy tour because people think he is funny enough to pay for tickets, because he probably is, since comedians don’t really need to be funny for the public to love them, they just have to be on TV…and fuck Katy Perry…

I have actually seen his comedy years ago, before he was anything in the USA, it was before he launched his first Judd Apatow shit, long before banging Katy Perry…and being loved by America…he was actually good, despite how much I hate admitting it.

He’s actually pretty clever in his very tight pants and his big British words….and I like seeing him deal with the MSNBC crew in a bit of a punk rock way, calling them out for being the talking head idiots they are…

He goes on a rampage, reading the teleprompter, giving lessons in etiquette and the flaw in the news system of America….and I think this is a solid win…

Here’s some Katy Perry in a Recent Vogue – Cuz She’s the Cankles Who Got Away

Posted in:Russell Brand|Videos

2013

18

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Ladies…Do you like when guys tell you they are jerking off to your pics?

I feel like girls hate that, or pretend to hate it, and refuse to entertain it so they don’t come across as sluts, but actually fucking love it….because their whole reason for being is to get knocked the fuck up…

Here are some morning links…I’m hungover…it is morning..

Shakira’s Breasts Aren’t as Small or Humble as they Used to Be
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Melissa Ethridge Dyke Wars Versus Angelina Jolie’s Tits
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Heidi Klum Lives…
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Some Girls Showing Off Their Bare Backs…
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Monkey Buys Himself a Drink
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Neil Patrick Harris to Star in Hedwig and the Angry Inch – That’ll Be Weird.
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This Guy Things It is Unconstitutional to Bang Goats
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Bianca Beauchamp’s Huge Tits Exposed in a Yello Bikini on an Inflatable…YES!
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Some Scarlett Johansson Clip for Father’s Day
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A Bunch of Emma Watson MEMES
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Hot Girls Getting Naked on Webcam For Free…I Know Some of These Girls and They are Amazing
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