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2010

23

Apr

Fun Killers of the Day

So a kid brings some Jell-O shots to middle school, like anyone who ever watched an MTV Springbreak special would, and the school stepped in and made a big deal out of the shit, not only suspending the kids, but going to the fucking local news like having a good time is a fucking crime. I have a feeling they also cancelled the wet t-shirt contest and drunken gangbang they had planned for after everyone was lubed the fuck up from the Jell-O shots….Fun Killers!

Posted in:Drunk Kids|Fun Killers|Jell-O Shots

2010

23

Apr

The New Heidi Montag’s Promo Pics of the Day

I don’t know why this cunt has Promo Pics. I guess it’s for her fantasy music career. When really her only celebrity is her trying to be a fucking celebrity. The good news is that Hollywood destroyed her small town Colorodo soul, and turned her into a fucking insecure, attention seeking, robot….and the better news is that the bitch is going to not be remembered in 5 years from now. Now, I’m not sure I’ll be alive in 5 years to see it, but at least I can die happy knowing that she’s fucking done…

Here are her new tits, new face, new everything trying pretty fucking hard and failing….cuz failure is porn to me…and fake tits are porn to you…because you’re a fucking loser.

Posted in:Heidi Montag|Plastic Surgery|Promo Pics

2010

22

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent the better part of the day with my wife, because it is Earth Day and Earth Day just happens to bring eveyrone together, even people you can’t fucking stand, because we all have one thing in common and that is the Earth we live on, so we have to treat it right cuz only we suffer as one….actually it had nothing to do with Earth Day, I was just fucking with you. She wanted to get some bras at the thrift store and I never give up the opportunity to play with other women’s panties…even if those women are dead and their family is trying to give sell their stuff off to the poor…I mean especially if those women are dead….who fucking knows what I am saying…but here are the stepLINKS….

This Theory About Kate Hudon’s New Big Tits Isn’t as Exciting If You Ask Me
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Kim Kardashian Gets Groped on TV
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The Mental Image of Kate Gosslin Fucking David Hasslehoff Made Me Puke
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Happy Earth Day: The Hottest Vegans
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Because Being Good as Being a Slut is Just as Much a Skill as Anything Else
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How About a Sexy House Cleaner? – VIDEO
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The 20 Hottest Cougars You’ll See Today
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Ranking the 20 Hottest Mistresses in Sports
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Marisa Tomei Upskirt Throwback
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Bradi is Just the Dose of Girl Next Door Hotness You Need Today
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Malcom McClaren’s Funeral Looked Like the Party of the Year
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Mmmmmmm I’m Feeling Emily Blunt
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Spying on Katie C
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2 Blondies and a Vibrator
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Dania Ramirez and Her Tight Body
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Zahia Dehar is a Teen Protitute and Here She is on Some Sexy Game Show
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Some Puma Suede Hotness
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Man Stacy Dash is as Hot As Ever
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Mothers, Lock Up Your Sons, Cause Madonna is Coming Up on Pedophile Charges Any Day Now
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Audrina Patridge and Her Tits Are On Vacation
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Maya Gates and Nikki Kane
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Victoria Justice is Your Jailbail of the Day
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This Gallery of Babes Would Give Any Nerd Hope
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Gabrielle Union is Looking All Fresh and Clean and It’s Making Me Want to Do Dirty Things to Her
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What Kind of Idiots Break INTO a Jail? These ones apparently
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Courtney Love is Dead? I Wish. Batshit Crazy is More Like It
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Man, Naomi Campbell Will Knock You the Fuck Out – VIDEO
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After All These Years, I’d Still Fuck Melanie Griffith
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Nikki is a Girl Next Door
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Doutzen Kroes Gets All Hot And Sweaty
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the 20 Scariest Street Performers You’ll Ever See
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Tara Reid is Fucking Pathetic
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Heidi Klum Tight Body
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Assassination Fail
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Nell Nabarro is Topless
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Peaches Strips Down
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Lohan and Her Entire Family Are Nuts of the Day
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Alessandra Rosaldo is a Mexican Actress, Singer and Dancer and Heres Some Shots of Her
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Follow Me, Asshole
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS – History of Superfans
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

22

Apr

Olivia Munn in her Bikini of the Day

I fucking hate Olivia Munn and her scam. She’s not fucking hot…stop thinking she is just because she speaks your fucking language you virgin gamer motherfuckers….and here she is in a bikini, showing off her average at best body…but a body you think is substantial cuz she marketed herself to your bullshit, loser, socially awkward demographic. I hate you….

The only thing I like about these pictures is that her bikini looks like something you’d get if your bikini had sex with your lingerie and had illegitimate babies…but seriously put that shit on someone worth lookin’ at in a fucking bikini. Thanks in advance assholes….

Posted in:Bikini|Olivia Munn

2010

22

Apr

Jesery Shore Trash in Bikinis in Miami of the Day



I am just happy they kept Snooki wrapped the fuck up…..these are some really sloppy fucking girls…the kind of girls you know you can hustle in the club, not just because they are throwing up all over themselves, but because they aren’t hot, even though they think they are. Seriously, they all look like half-retarded dogs and the funniest thing about them is that they a huge part of their jobs is to rock out in a bikini all day, despite none of them really having a decent bikini body, not even the one with implants. I feel like I’m watching the beach day at the trailer park or some shit. There is nothing cool, or good about this, excpet maybe that there’s a risk for all of them to collectively drown…..

I didn’t know girls still dressed like this, and I would know, I live amongst poor, drunk, white trash and see them out everyday, and even they have more style than this Jersey shit…even the most gutter of strippers looks and dresses better than this, and America needs to stop these latch on pigs as they rock out in Florida for their new season about a month after Spring Break, or as they like to call it, the holiest week of the year….when the only people in Miami are Cubans, Old people and little dying kids on their make-a-wish foundation dream trips….

Here are the disgusting pics….it’s so irritating that these bitches don’t realize that they are actually fucking hideous….but at least they are in the bikini…..even though they represent everything wrong in society….

Pics via Fame
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Jersey Shore|Trash

2010

22

Apr

Meagan Good Shows Off Her Ass in Shorts of the Day

I still don’t know who Meagan Good is, but I figure that as long as she’s dressed like a hooker in Pretty Woman, I’ll notice her. Not necessarily because she’s hot, but because the era when Pretty Woman hit gave me re-vamped hope that my broke ass would fine love on the street, unfortunately leading to some pretty miserable, abusive, dirty smelling adventures, because street whores don’t actually want designer clothes, they want fucking crack.

I’ll also notice her cuz she’s black and I like to channel women of colored, not necessarily because I have slave/plantation owner from the 1800 fantasies, but because black girls hate me and my small dick and it makes me want them….I guess you’d say I have jungle fever because the jungle has always told me I can’t get past the gates…I haven’t even had a blowjob from a black chick cuz even the black street hookers turn me down…it’s like I’ve got some blackness repellant that I don’t know how to get rid of but I do know that I’m missing out…

So little shorts, whore boots and working your ass for a camera is always a good look, unless you’re a man, in which case it is massively gay….unfortunately Meagan Good’s ass isn’t that interesting, but her tattoos and style are ghetto enough for me to remember my back alley encounters on the street….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass|Gutter Whore|Meagan Good|Shorts

2010

22

Apr

Jennifer Aniston’s Caged Titties on Set of the Day

Jennifer Aniston’s shirt reminded me of some kind of fetish shit where you cage a bitch’s tits so tight that the fucking things look like they are going to explode, sure her’s is the tame version, but I thought it was appropriate, since that’s how I know her pussy feels whenever it’s wearing underwear, you know like a caged animal that just wants to escape and get pregnant from Brad Pitt any way she can, and that urge just follows her everywhere she goes and mocks her everytime a dude fucks her annoying self and leaves her high maintenance ego, and for some reason her misery and the fact that she’ll be alone until she lowers her standards makes me feel pretty fucking satisfied a feeling I doubt she ever feels….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Cage|cleavage|Jennifer Aniston|Tits

2010

22

Apr

Jennifer Lopez Reminds Us She Sucks in a Tight Dress of the Day

I never found J.Lo hot. I knew it was a marketing campaign that idiots bought into. Her ass was hardly impressive and the rest of her reminded me of a dude, but for some reason, she made stupid fucking money, and that reason is that you’re all a bunch of idiots who believe everything you see on TV and figure that if the media tells you she’s got a great ass and she dates people like Ben Affleck and P.Diddy, than she must. What a fucking joke, but not as much of a fucking joke as what her husband looks like, seriously get this guy a horror movie or a sandwich, cuz eating disorders may be porn to me, but not when weird weasel looking dudes are up on the shit, you gotta save that shit for teenage girls who would otherwise be fat….

Either way, J.Lo has a movie coming out where she plays a hooker who gets knocked up before she finds the man of her life, some crap single women who want babies will relate to, making J.Lo more stupid money, and here she is in a tight dress working her way out of the wood work and the whole thing was very unfortunate… won’t let her trick me like she’s tricked all of you idiots….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez|Tight Dress

2010

22

Apr

Mischa Barton’s Fat Ass Tries to Unlock her Car of the Day

I am a firm believer of kicking bitches when they are down, especailly when they’ve been treated too well in life up until now….and Mischa Barton is clearly really fucking down….and no one has told her emotionally eating won’t get her out of it…but maybe enough hard drugs she’s clearly been dabbling in will…so here’s the pig trying to unlock her car door but she’s having issues cuz pigs don’t know how to unlock car doors cuz they’re too busy rolling around in their own filth being pigs…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass|Fat|Mischa Barton

2010

22

Apr

Gisele is an Off-Duty Model Showing Off Her Ass of the Day

When I think about a bikini model’s ass pictures, even when that bikini model is rumored to be a dude, I don’t think about this, but since I believe everything I’m told and since she looks a lot like a girl to me, with her skinny body and long hair, she’s good enough to check out her ass in jeans, but then again, I check out every single pussy that walks by me, big or small, young or old, cuz there’s no such thing as discrimination when it comes to pussy, unless you consider paying women less than men, giving them less opportunity than men, basing their intelligence on their bra size, encouraging them to raise the kids, run the household, while being the breadwinner as I sit on my ass pretending to job hunt discrimination, but I don’t….I call it giving them what they asked for, considering men never complained in the 50s when their wives were their posessions to do what they want with…this is progression cunts and here’s Gisele’s ass even though she may not have a cunt…

On a sidenote, off-duty bikini models dressed in everyday clothes seems to be my new porn…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Model|Off-Duty Model