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2010

21

Apr

Coco Posts Pictures of her Bikini Wax of the Day

Coco is a whore. Sure she only has one client and she “married” him in exchange for the good life, but she also likes to tap into her roots, where she was every man’s woman, as she stripped for groups of men on the regular, before realizing she could get pictures out there for guys to look at, which I don’t understand because she looks like a plastic, piece of fucking trash, but I guess people are into that….because girls like this are the fantasy you want to fuck out of curiosity, like the time I shoved my finger in a light socket, since no one marries pussy like this, unless you’re a rapper, trying to make a point….

Here she is posting pictures from a bikini wax, something I used to have a fascination with before bikini waxes went totally mainstream, it was actually more of a fetish, that started with me bringing a take home wax kit home and waxing a pussy and that turned into me trying to get in on every bikini wax I could by going to different salons and telling them I was interning as a waxer, or filming a documentary, or any lie I could come up with to get in there and see as many pussies as a waxer does….but my lie never worked….

Posted in:Bikini Wax|Coco|Trash

2010

21

Apr

Shauna Sands Clown Tits of the Day

Shauna Sand is the kind of clown you hire for birthday parties, just not kids birthday parties, because her tricks involve using her vagina instead of a hat, which makes pulling the rabbit out of the shit both disturbing, disgusting, and pretty exciting, except for the fact that I’ve seen her vagina and shit looks like a week old Deli Platter with a mind of its own, like some kind of sea creature coming to eat it’s way through America, starting with Los Angeles aspiring Euro gay guys…not that you care….

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Posted in:Implants|Shauna Sand

2010

21

Apr

Rihanna Pants-Off Concert of the Day

The only thing that would have made these Rihanna pictures interesting or worth looking at is if she slid her underwear style pants she borrowed from Lady Gaga who borrowed them from Madonna, to the side and used that baseball bat on herself like the ambitious whore trying to push the boundaries while hanging onto her fame that she never deserved that she is….See Rihanna is not hot, she can’t sing, she can’t dance, her songs were just catchy. She’s the daughter of a Garbage man from a shanty in Barbados that was exploited to make a lot of people a lot of money, but like all whores, you gotta throw them to the curb when you’re done with them, and I can only hope that happens soon because I’m done with her, and because by the time I can save enough money to get down to Barbados, she’ll be working as a chambermaid at the 2 star hotel I book, and it’ll be pretty fucking funny to watch her clean up my blood and shit smeared bedding….

Either way, if you are still holding onto the past, here are some pictures of Rihanna boring her crowd in concert by not delivering the baseball bat insertion stunt….

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Posted in:Pants Off|Rihanna

2010

21

Apr

Jessica Simpson Fat Tits of the Day

Jessica Simpson is fat. This isn’t news. She’s not trying to hide it. She’s just a girl pushing 30 who just doesn’t have the same body she had 10 years ago, like the high school prom queen who never spoke to you that you bumped into at Wal Mart with her 3 black babies with different fathers and 60 pounds heavier, reminding you that sometimes fucking the basketball team when you’re the star cheerleader loses its appeal and has a downside when you do it in your 20s after emotionally eating your way to a state of disgusting….

By American standards, I know you still find bitch hot and skinny and for the rest of you I know her huge tits excite you enough to ignore the rest of her, so I figure I might as well post the shit….and that’s just what’ I’ll do…


If you look closely, you will see her gay hairstylist who force feeds her to make himself look skinny as he leaches off her fame in efforts to make himself famous…all while looking like he’s dying of Aids…not necessarily cuz he’s Gay but because he looks like Tom Hanks in Philedelphia….

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Posted in:Fat|Jessica Simpson|Tits

2010

21

Apr

Brooklyn Decker Doin’ It Wrong on the Beach of the Day

This is the SI Swimsuit Covergirl on the beach….and she’s dressed to go on a brisk fall hike, or maybe to go join the lumber industry in the north to cut fucking trees, or to even build a fucking snowman on the year’s first snowfall….It’s disappointing, especially since her tennis husband is running around topless, something she should probably take his fucking lead on, but unfortunately, she seems like the kind of model who looks good when she models, with all her hair and make-up done, but like shit in everyday life, leading me to believe that maybe someone was paid off by the tennis champ because he wanted the disappointing pussy he accidentally locked into to be a covergirl at least once in her life….it makes him feel better about himself….and here are the pics of this cunt mocking us….

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Posted in:Beach|Brooklyn Decker|Off-Duty Model

2010

20

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am the first to admit that today coulda been alot better…but I’ve come to terms with everyday sucking which may sound emo and depressive, but it’s actually pretty positive, because no I don’t expect any more out of life and just accept it as it comes…but I do try to make your life a little better, because you aren’t as perceptive as me and need all the help you can get, and I do that in the form of my stepLINKS….

It’s time for me to get drunk that I hope leads to getting lap dances from bitches I am gonna impregnate with retarded babies thanks to my fucked up sperm due to hard living…retarded babies that will get us some government checks to pay our way…retarded babies that we will train to balance on a basketball and force into joining the circus…..We’re all allowed to have dreams….

Here are my stepLINKS….

They Officially Made a Video Game Based On My Life
GO

Kate Bosworth Bikini Shots
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I Wonder if Betty White Swallows
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The Nation of Islam is Gonna Crach a Plan into the Creators of SouthPark
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The 10 Hottest Celebritys Who Smoke Pot
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You Slut Fix is Right HEre
GO

Jennifer Lopez Short Dress
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How to: Survive
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The 25 Hottest Brunettes In Sports
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Janice Dickinson and Her Camel Toe
GO

Well, How The Fuck Do You File YOUR Toenails?
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You Know, Kate Gosselin is a Dumb Cunt, But These Pictures Make Me Almost Wanna Throw It In Her
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Pick a Slut and Have Her Your Way
GO

Slut Has Some After School Fun on the Webcam – VIDEO
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Hilary Duff and Her Homegrown Ass
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The Loaded Big Book of BOOBS
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Brunette On a Cam is Fine By Me
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Coco and Her Completely Insane Ass
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Whitney Port Short Shorts
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Kim Kardashian and Her Giant Tits Like to Brutalize Animals And Here is Proof
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Katrina and Her Undies
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Hotness
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Some Asian Hotties to Finish Off the Day
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Carrie Underwood and Her Tits Won Some Award…Maybe For Her Nice Tits?
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It’s a Bomb! Wait! No! It’s An….Anal Vibrator
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Bet Lindsay Lohan Would Fuck You For $600 000
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Lesbian Porn Video of the Day
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Alessandra Ambrosio and Her Lingerie Body in a Video
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I Wanna Be All Over Olivia Wilde
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In Bed With Faith
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I Haven’t Seen JessicaLook This Hot in Ages
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The 20 Funniest Strip Club Names of All Night
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after All These Years, I’d Still Totally Bang Charo
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If Two PEople Will STDS Have Lots of Disease Filled Sex, Will The Virus’ Cancel Each Other Out?
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Gotta Love a Girlfriend in Her Panties video
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striptease of the Day
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Lucy Pinder is Pretty Much Topless
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Abbey and Brenya Are Up to No Good
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Looks Like Your Cover is Officially Blown, You Pervert
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Follow Me, Pied Piper and You’re the Rats
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

20

Apr

Baker from VH1 Real Chance of Love’s Porn Clip of the DAy

Her name is Jazmin Waterz and she is on some gutter VH1 bullhshit called Real Chance of Love 2 which leads me to believe there was a Real Chance of Love 1 and that scares me….

It turns out she did porn earlier on in her “career”….which is no surprise since VH1 seem to be good at recruiting some of the trashiest sluts who were either strippers, hookers, or pornstars in their quest to one day end up on TV, but I never turn my back on a fame hungry bitch giving herself a diddle…..

Posted in:Baker|Jazmin Waterz|Real Chance of Love 2

2010

20

Apr

Roomate of the Day

So dude was caught filming his roomate on the bathroom for the past year and I don’t really see the big deal. If the dude pays rent, it’s his bathroom too videotape if he chooses to. I’m sure he didn’t tell the bitch what she’s allowed to do in the fucking kitchen, or in her bedroom, but for some reason people turn on him when he’s just living his life in his home. On a sidenote, the whole point of having a female roomate is to hear her fuck, see her get ready and accidentally walk in on her in the bathroom as often as you can until you realize drilling a hole in the wall and videotaping the shit lasts longer….

Posted in:Roomate|Voyeur

2010

20

Apr

Jersey Shore Trash Get Her Nails Done in an Interesting Outfit of the Day

I have no interest in Jersey Shore. I think the whole concept is a waste of fucking time and I try to pretend people like this don’t actually exist in the world. I already had no hope in society, but when the gutter shit I’ve seen in clubs get their own show, whether they are being laughed at or not, I just can’t accept it or grasp that they get paid decent money to humiliate themselves….and America actually shows and interest and cares about what’s going on in their lives…it’s at the point where it’s no longer a joke, or comedy, or idiots on TV, it’s actually a fucking phenomenon….these people are “The Hills” status celebrity…and I guess this pig is the next Heidi Montag….and here she is getting her stripper looking trash a manicure in some stripper lookin’ outfit….the whole thing is fucking ridiculous and bitch isn’t hot…but she sure as hell thinks she is…

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Posted in:Implants|Jersey Shore|Trash

2010

20

Apr

Jessica Hart Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here is some gap-toothed Australian model named Jessica Hart who has been in Victoria’s Secret catalogs and SI Swimsuit issue doing what she’s supposed to be doing and that’s running around in a fucking bikini. I guess it’s got to do with her being eager to wear her bikini and ready to take the fuck over while the other washed up models I write about are old and tired and like the ice-cream worker I once knew who couldn’t stomach the thought of ice cream after scooping it for 5 summers, seem to be too scared to wear a fucking bikini when they aren’t getting fucking paid…bitches…while Jessica Hart still knows her place in sociery and is happy about her place in society and not bitter enough to not wear a bikini in her spare time when she’s not getting paid obscene money….even though her work isn’t really something worth getting bitter over….It’s like she won the fucking lottery…and here are her pics…

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Posted in:Bikini|Jessica Hard|Off-Duty Model