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2009

19

Oct

Eva Amurri’s Still Getting Topless on Californication of the Day

Susan Surandon’s daughter still knows her place in the entertainment industry as a rich kid crying for attention by being the ugly face with the amazingly huge tits topless on Californication. She was topless on the show already and I guess I’m not complaining cuz that would be gay, since her tits are amazing, but I do always wonder if dad’s can jerk off to videos of their daughters getting naked on TV or in video if that is wrong since society frowns upon it.

See I’m not a dad, I’m a stepdad and as a stepdad I can legally jerk off in my stepdaughters and I didn’t even make them, like my own little science experiment in my wife’s uterus, so I can’t understand how anyone could not look at a chick like a sexual object, especially if he made the fucking thing, if anything that should make him like her even more, because he sees beauty in her busted down face, all forcing Mr Amurri to keep it secret if he likes it more than he should and here is a video to help him with his struggle.

Here is the whole scene to burn the little bandwidth I have ….

Posted in:Californication|Eva Amurri|Topless

2009

19

Oct

Katherine Heigl Plays With Marisa Miller’s Ass of the Day

It looks like a fat Katherine Heigl has a new job that involves fixing Marisa Miller’s bikini for her photoshoots, unless that’s not a picture of Katherine Heigl at all, and is really just someone with the same diet as her, which I guess would make sense, because Heigl is the kind of bitch who wouldn’t get naked next to Marisa Miller’s insane body, for fear that she would make her look fat, without realizing that everything makes her look fat, because she is fat, and this is just some photo assistant, who doesn’t give a fuck about lookin’ as hot as Marisa Miller, but is just happy getting flown to beaches and getting paid for cunts like Marisa Miller to grace the pages of a magazine, proving that in her own way, she’s pretty much at the top of her game too and here are those pics…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Katherine Heigl|Marisa Miller

2009

19

Oct

Rihanna’s Pantyhose for Some New Video of the Day

Rihanna is pretty fucking cheesy. I know there was a time when I thought her futuristic dominatrix look was almost hot, but that was before she turned into a militant comic book lookin’ dyke, cuz that shit just doesn’t work for me.

Sure, a bitch who prances around in lingerie with no real shame to sell records shouldn’t be something I hate, but the truth is that to get from Barbados to the top of the music industry, getting into her lingerie hardly even scratches the surface of what she did to or is willing to do to sell records, so I want more for her.

What it comes down to is that the only eye she needs patched up is the one in her panties because there’s no way that tool to get her famous isn’t tainted, toxic or willing to stop anytime soon, when it probably should, because she is addicted to the fame and clearly wants more and more of it because being a whore is a small price to pay to get off a small island where you were still a whore, just a smalltime one. When now, you’re at the fuckin’ top…if you know what I mean….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Eye Patch|Pantyhose|Rihanna|Slut

2009

19

Oct

Tila Tequila’s Cry for Attention with her Costume Party for One Cam Show of the Day

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I am not a therapist, but I think Tila Tequila’s got some serious fucking issues.

Not only does her life seem ridiculously depressing and lonely, where she spends her days on twitter trying to seduce the thousands of people who make her think she has fans and is relevant, when really she just has dudes who want to fuck her whore body, because she is one of the worlds most successful strippers….but every once in a while she does live videos of herself half naked and in this case in costumes that 7,000 people watch, because their lives are just as pathetic as hers, and waiting around to see her naked seems to be a reasonable way to spend the night….

Sure she makes good money whoring and having pretty much no shame, and maybe there is a science behind what she is doing, you know an actual business with a team of people doing her work for her, while she just enjoys her empire and part of the marketing strategy is to make us feel like she’s lonely, desperate and hanging onto what she had as the most popular person on myspace and who really cares, I’m thinking no one, because if they did, maybe Tila wouldn’t be such a wreck.

Posted in:Camshow|Stripping|Tila Tequila

2009

19

Oct

Amanda Seyfried in Some Gym Clothes of the Day

Everyone was so excited when this bitch did a sex scene with Megan Fox, like they were going to see two hot chicks making out and they whole thing annoyed me because I thought it was a pretty weak cry for attention. Seriously, every interview with this girl was about her kissing Megan Fox and if she liked it like she was Katy Perry and based on these pics, Seyfried looks just like the lesbian I just saw hopping off her bike in ripped jeans and plain wearing a beanie outside the health food store to buy vegan supplements and a menstrual cup because tampons are so bad for you and your period offers great nutrients for your plans. The kind of lesbian who studies philosophy, enjoys tea and only eats a raw diet or pussy but only if it still has bush, because that’s nature’s fucking way…so I really don’t get what the big deal about this bitch was…but I guess it was good for her career….and here she is in some pretty stupid shorts.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Legs|Shorts

2009

19

Oct

Katy Perry Has a Shitty Body No Matter How Hard She Tries of the Day

Katy Perry was out having a lazy workout, because she’s a lazy girl, and the proof is in her shitty body.

I don’t know what possessed her to wear shorts that make her look like she’s in an adult diaper like the lazy bitch she is, who is too lazy to get off her ass to walk to the fucking bathroom and take a fuckin’ shit cuz it’s too much work for her, but the reality is that some of you probably like it, because you have no taste and you live in a town where everyday girls are 300 pounds thanks to America’s freedom to eat all the toxic foods you motherfuckers eat.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m fat too, but I that it is strictly because of years of hard drinking and not because of eating twinkies and that’s got nothing to do with Katy Perry or her attempt at basketball before stopping and grabbing a bagel in attempts to not burn more calories than she eats, because that’s how lazy people work and you don’t want to set that balance off, cuz look how far it’s got her…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Basketball|Bike Shorts|Katy Perry

2009

19

Oct

Miley Cyrus Does Sex in the City With Kim Cattrall of the Day

Here’s something the mom I saw getting out of her Mercedes SUV in her Uggs, leggings and Juicy couture jacket with her 6 year old will totally get a kick out of, you know since Sex and the City is her masturbation material, inspiration and reason why she married a rich older man, and since she’s clearly trying to hang onto her youth and probably get excited about Miley Cyrus with the kids in her son’s class.

If you read the site you know how I feel about how this show has single handedly turned women in their 20s into gay men, because shit was written by a gay man and women were drawn to the luxurious lifestyles they live, which is cool for gay people, but fucks up the morals and values of women, leaving them lot washed up, infertile, alone and old all because society and your uterus isn’t designed to be a slutty whore with no self respect who somehow though fucking the world, having a career and all that was empowering.

That said, here is Miley and her Den Mother Kim Cattrall in the same outfit in front of some product placement, since all movies are just ads now, in the new Sex and the City Movie, despite the women in the movie being too old for both sex and the city…

I guess this joke works well for chicks, but as a dude, all I wish is that they were both naked so I could rate how life takes it’s toll on a pussy, before fulfilling one of my mother / daughter fantasies all over both their faces.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kim Catrall|Miley Cyrus|Sex in the City

2009

19

Oct

Nicky Hilton and her Shitty See Thru of the Day

I have tried to convince the other celebrity blogs who sometimes answer my emails that we need to stop writing about Paris Hilton or posting pictures of her, not because we have the power to make her irrelevant, but because I like to think we do. The good news I don’t post shit about her, so that pretty much makes her non existent to me and that’s good enough, so I wasn’t going to post these Nicky Hilton shitty see thru pictures, thinking that maybe this was Paris Hilton’s way back into the limelight she never deserved, you know figuring out a way to exploit her ugly sister who was envious of her to get out there and get some coverage to pave the way for her big reveal, but figured that I shouldn’t get so emotionally invovled in all this, they spend no time thinking about me, so I shouldn’t waste my time thinking about them, and get back to just posting these cunts and laughing at their stupidity.

That said, here’s Nicky Hilton and a REAL shitty see thru.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Nicky Hilton|Nipple|See Thru

2009

19

Oct

Gretchen Rossi Pulling Some Balloon Boy Dad Stunts of the Day

Writing about celebrities I don’t care about is depressing enough for me, but every once in a while there comes a cunt who really makes me realize that I need to pack this shit up, Hollywood’s a joke, and get a job working shoveling shit at a barn outside of town, as it will be more fulfilling an experience and today that cunt in Gretchen Rossi.

She is ugly and useless and the fact that she has pictures of herself on the internet because she showed up to the pumpkin vendor all the celebrities go to, should be enough reason for you all to look in the fucking mirror and realize you are better than this, forcing you to quit TV and Movies because it is the only way to put an end to shit like this getting on the front lines.

I am convinced there was a time that Hollywood was exclusive and glamourous and people working the trains and factories in middle America envied their lives, but that time has come and gone and people like Perez Hilton, Michael Lohan, Reality TV stars define something that was probably pretty fun 50 years ago.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bottom Feeder|Gretchen Rossi

2009

19

Oct

Courtney Cox is Almost Too Old for a White Bikini of the Day

I was having a debate with myself last night, because no one else was around to talk to , and even the people who were around like the bartender were more interested in tryin to get me to leave their bar, than talking to me about whether a bitch is ever too old to wear a bikini, especially a white one that when wet turns see thru….

The rational side of me that knows older women aren’t hot to look at naked and would rather not see an older chick naked, but the man in me, who makes an appearance sometimes, can’t help but think no matter what age a girl is, whether 16 or 90, she should be out there half naked every chance she gets. Not only does it make for more interesting scenery, but it also makes for easier public masturbation, because when there’s no hot young pussy on the beach because they are all in school or some shit, you’d rather have decent older pussy, or even disgusting older pussy in a bikini, than nothing. It makes your trip worthwhile.

So in conclusion, I have decided that you are never too old to wear a white bikini or any bikini for that matter, no matter how sloppy your ass is, no matter how plump your gunt is, no matter how saggy your tits is, because sometimes it’s better than nothing, most of the time it is pretty entertaining…..and in Courtney Cox’s case, a lot more entertaining than her career.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Courtney Cox|White Bikini