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2009

20

Oct

Rihanna’s Shitty New Song of the Day

Rihanna has leaked a shitty new single….I guess that means we have a little more of her to deal with for a little longer which is too bad because in recent weeks I’ve started hating her. It all started when my dog barked at her on her TV commercial and he only barks at animals when they are on TV, so it made me wonder whether I was into beastiality or not.

Now all you quick to call a motherfucker a racist don’t turn around and call me a racist because she has dark skin, because that makes you racist just thinking like that. See, I love me some black women, seriously it is all I ever wanted in life, but Rihanna, just doesn’t make the cut anymore, she is played the fuck out, her nude pics bored me so let’s hope her ship back to Barbados leaves the port soon, cuz I’m done with her and her accusing a man of beating her ass, when she knew she deserved it because a girl so quick to call the fuckin’ cops on her boyfriend, is no girl for me….but I would watch the sex tape, so someone out there fuck her and film it.

Thanks.

Here are pictures of her and her seriously stupid hair….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rihanna|Topless

2009

20

Oct

Britney Spears and her Hot Booty in a Bikini of the Day

Britney Spears has one of those amazing round asses and it amazes me when I see that her boyfriend isn’t black. Sure, she had K-Fred for a while who thought he was black, but was really just a joke, the kind of wigger who proved hip hop entering the mainstream was a disaster because white trash everyone tried to bootleg the shit on a budget, while still being the racist hicks they always were, so it made for a really weird yet funny vibe when dudes who would have been dragging a black kid behind their pick-up trucks 10 years earlier, were trying to imitate them, dress like them and rap badly in efforts to be like them, sometimes even dating black girls and knocking them up to feel like the rappers they idolize, so he doesn’t count as an honorary black guy, he was a white trash Wal Mart version of a black dude at best, but he did do one thing right and that was make his bitch pay his motherfuckin’ way while he sat around playing video games and you can’t hate a brother for that….

Either way, here’s her ass in a bikini and I like it.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Booty|Britney Spears

2009

20

Oct

Olivia Munn in Her Underwear on Greek of the Day

It turns out that Olivia Munn isn’t just an annoying host of some shitty TV show designed for virgin losers who feel they can relate to her and that she understands their inner workings and their interests, when in reality she’s like every other cunt, who only pretends to care because she gets paid, and because she knows who her audience is, but I guess she’s also an aspiring actress, and here she is on some show called Greek where she had the challenging task of standing around in her underwear, showin’ off her decent-at-best ass, someone get this whore an Emmy.

And here’s the clip of her small tits in a bra from showcasing her depth as an actress….again…get this whore an Emmy….

Posted in:Greek|Olivia Munn|Panties|Underwear

2009

20

Oct

Thick Brazilian Bitch Doin’ 135 Squats of the Day

Here is a pretty funny Brazilian show where they dress a thick bitch up as a zebra and make her do squats. I assume this hot to at least one black guy and I’m just not really sure what there is to say about this, it kinda does a good enough job on its own, I am just gonna remind you that Brazil is one of the leading nations in tranny prostitutes, so I’m just gonna leave you with that and post the video….Enjoy….

Posted in:Ass|Squats|Thick Chicks

2009

20

Oct

Lily Allen Topless on her Hotel Balcony of the Day

I don’t really follow Lily Allen’s life. All I really know about her is that she’s a little fat, her songs are a little annoying, her talent is really fucking questionable, her parents are hooked up in the entertainment industry in the UK and that she’s just another typical rich girl who wants people to notice her because her parents were too busy living their own lives for her.

I do know that a couple of weeks ago, she went to Twitter and said she was retiring, probably because she realizes that she’s peaked, or maybe it’s got to do with other things, like drug addiction or bi polar disorder that leads her to fucking homeless dudes, before walking out to the balcony to contemplate suicide naked, because she’s done enough living, only to be saved by the homeless man she fucked, because he realizes if she dies, he won’t get the free meal she promised him, and the whole thing is like a scene out of a really boring movie, but at least she’s topless and doesn’t give a fuck if people post pics, cuz her world has become self involved and self absorbed meaning no one but her and her pain matter, the kind of crazy I fucking love…..

Posted in:Hotel|Lily Allen|Topless|Venice

2009

20

Oct

Shauna Sand is a Living Bargain Basement Sex Doll of the Day

I used to have a pretty weird friend who was the biggest pervert I knew, but he had one problem, he couldn’t get himself laid. He had hygiene issues and a pretty abrasive personality that even made numerous hookers walk out on him before he got started, so that all just made him even hornier and hard to deal with.

One day, he had come into some money and decided that he would spend it on a sex doll, but he didn’t have enough money to buy a new one, or even a full one, so he’d buy the bitch used and in sections.

First he ordered the big breasted torso, with a pussy that had only been fucked by a handful of people and for a while he fucked the shit out of it, putting him in a pretty good mood, but he got greedy and wanted a head. Partially because he got weirded out with himself for fucking a lifeless torso, making him question how far he was willing to go to get off, and whether getting off to a torso meant he was into fucking dead body but a face would make it feel that much more normal, so he hit the internet and found a head that only had some damage in the mouth from the previous face fucking owner and it was missing an eye, but shit was cheap so it was a good enough…..

So he put that fucking thing together and shit looked just like Shauna Sand, you know, plastic, falling apart, cheap and lifeless, all motherfucker needed was to invest in the limbs and get the fucking thing possessed by some ancient Egyptian Gods so it partially came to life at night like shit was that movie Mannequin and it’d be a step up from Shauna Sand because the plastic pussy had only been fucked by a handful of random dudes that a little Mr Clean can clean off, where as Shauna Sand is a high risk encounter.

And the point of the story is to say that that pretty weird friend of mine was actually me….

Pics via Fame


Shauna Sand Sex Tape Clips Exclusive

Posted in:Shauna Sand|Whore

2009

20

Oct

Rachel Bilson Looks Shitty in Shorts of the Day

So this is what Rachel Bilson actually looks like….interesting…..

She’s go short pasty legs, looks pretty sloppy and unshowered like a bitch suffering from some kind of depression cuz she can’t get work and hates her life, she may even be a little chubby….but I can’t really tell because I am blinded by brightness of her white legs, like she’s shining a fucking flashlight in my eyes or some shit…..

I guess some people like to call this the look of someone who has given up, I like to call it the look of someone about to get marriage and the point of all this is to say, I’d still fuck her.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rachel Bilson|Shitty|Shorts

2009

20

Oct

Katy Perry and Russell Brand are Disgusting in Love of the Day

This is a horrible way to wake up, the only salvation we have is that Russell Brand’s heroin addiction was actual fact and not just a bullshit book he wrote as an “autobiography” from his parent’s basement that lead to his MTV career and that lead to his Hollywood career, and that he shared needles, is too scared to get tested for AIDS and has infected this Katy Perry dog so they both live sick and miserable lives with no energy to perform ever again.

The only thing that makes sense in all this is that I thought brand was a full poofter and that his sex jokes were all just the same bullshit that landed him his career, when really he wanted to rim Seth Rogan with his cock head or some shit, so that would explain why he’s so smitten with Katy Perry, because he doesn’t realize she is the ugly pig that she is, he just knows pretending to kiss her is good for his career…..and the whole thing is pretty fucking sick.

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Katy Perry|Love|Russell Brand

2009

19

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I guess I should post my stepLINKS. I was going to go out drinking, but it turns out my friends have as much loyalty as Balloon Boy has to his family, because thanks to his inability to lie on national TV, mother fucker is sending his dad to jail. You see that was probably the one time in his life he should have lied and this whole thing is going to scar him and I predict alcoholic, drug addict, pill popper scared of relationships and possibly suicidal is brewing somewhere inside him, and brewing somewhere in side me is the need for beer that was brewed a few months ago specifically for me….

Paris Hilton is Such a Self-Entitled Cunt
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Check Out The Tits on This Chick….
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Here is a List of The Best Fights in FIlms….
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Lily Allen and Her Dumpy Body are Topless Again
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The Amazing Covers of Screw Magazine for the 70s that You Will Laugh and Masturbate To….
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Nice Collection of Pics from the 2009 Stike TV Scream Awards
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Because If You Weekend Was as Shitty as Mine Was, You Need a Pick Me Up
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The 10 Hotest Indie Girl Sluts
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Facebook Fail of the Week – This is Awesome
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How Microsoft Singlehandly Fucked Over a Nation of Sidekick Users
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Alessandra Ambrosio Panty Upskirt
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The Japanese Make Everything Better, So Here is Their Version of Baywatch
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Jessica Biel is Kind of Pathetic
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25 Motivational Posters That Really Aren’t That Motivational, But Will Make You Laugh
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lohan Has Made Her Way Back to the Peen!
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Stripfilm of the Day
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However Fucked Up You Thought Anna Nicole’s Last Days Were, They Were Worse
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Soem Video From the Set of Rihanna’s New Music Videoth
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John and Kate Plus 8 Has Officially Been Canned, But Something Tells Me This Won’t Be the Last We Hear From Them
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Some Sluts From the Liquid Metal Fashion Show
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Balls Beer For Health Care Reform
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Live Nude Comedy Starring Tonya Kay
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And That’s Why You Don’t Show Off On a Motorcycle
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These Britney Spears Bikini Shots Wouldn’t Be Half Bad If She Didn’t Look Pregnant
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A MLIF and 2 Young Lesbians
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Calir Banks is Horny on the Couch
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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And There Goes the TV – VIDEO
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Jessie and Her Toy
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Lookin Good Sweatheart
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The Best of British Boobs – Gallery
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3 Hot Babes on the Rocks
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The Goodness of Cody Lane
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who is Victoria Justice
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Some Emo Sluts Self Shots and Videos
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Tommie Jo is Busted
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Heidi Honey is Topless By the Lake
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Google Wave – Pulp Fiction
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Take It Off Baby, Take It All Off
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Every Single Kramer Entrance Ever
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Slim Shady Star Trek
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Does This Qualify as Rape of Some Sort?
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This Balloon Boy Hoax Shit is Getting Out of Hand
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Sexy Halloween Costume Cleavage Collection [108 Photos]
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Think You Have Seen Big Tits, Think Again
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Japenese Wrist Cutting Commercial
Seriously, WTF
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NEW JERSEY’S HOTTEST JEWISH GIRL STRIPS DOWN NAKED JUST FOR YOU … AND OY VEY DOES SHE HAVE NICE TITS!
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This is Tamara and You’ll Wanna Fuck Her….
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BONUS VIDEO – WEIRD EMO GIRL BEDROOM STRIP SHOW

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

19

Oct

Eva Amurri’s Still Getting Topless on Californication of the Day

Susan Surandon’s daughter still knows her place in the entertainment industry as a rich kid crying for attention by being the ugly face with the amazingly huge tits topless on Californication. She was topless on the show already and I guess I’m not complaining cuz that would be gay, since her tits are amazing, but I do always wonder if dad’s can jerk off to videos of their daughters getting naked on TV or in video if that is wrong since society frowns upon it.

See I’m not a dad, I’m a stepdad and as a stepdad I can legally jerk off in my stepdaughters and I didn’t even make them, like my own little science experiment in my wife’s uterus, so I can’t understand how anyone could not look at a chick like a sexual object, especially if he made the fucking thing, if anything that should make him like her even more, because he sees beauty in her busted down face, all forcing Mr Amurri to keep it secret if he likes it more than he should and here is a video to help him with his struggle.

Here is the whole scene to burn the little bandwidth I have ….

Posted in:Californication|Eva Amurri|Topless