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2009

16

Sep

Megan Fox Does Rolling Stone Magazine of the Day

Megan Fox is in Rolling Stone and they got her doing some kind of borderline hot photoshoot because she’s America’s most overrated sex icon thanks to the media shoving her down our impressionable minds, at least according to me but I guess she fits all the criteria on my list of being a girl I want to fuck even though the only thing on that list is that she has a pussy….and I am not talking about David from 90210 despite the fact that he’s clearly a pussy, I’m talking about the pussy in her short jean shorts….

Either way, since she’s all the fuckin’ rage, I’ll participate in inflating her to a standard she can’t live up to, so that she crashes hard and turns to porn. Just doin’ my part…

Posted in:Megan Fox|Panties|Rolling Stone

2009

16

Sep

Aubrey O’Day and Her Peepshow Promo Pics of the Day

It’s a celebration at the O’Day household, you know bitch busted out the jar of peanut butter for the dog she fucks to go to fucking town on her cunt, because Aubrey O’Day’s finally got work and hasn’t had to lower herself to her breast implant’s destiny of being grabbed for 10 dollars a song, instead, she is acting like a stripper and not actually being a stripper, apparently there’s a difference, just not a very big one and here she is in her photoshopped promo pics for “Peep Show” filling the big shoes that Mel B left in her life changing performance and O’Day is wearing some stripper clothes because she’s acting like a stripper and not actually a stripper…let me repeat that…she’s acting like a stripper and not actually a stripper (yet)…..what a fuckin’ joke.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Lingerie

2009

16

Sep

Shakira’s Short Legs in Some Tight Jeans of the Day

Everyone has been freaking out about the new Shakira video that I assume has been out for a while, but that I slept on because I don’t really care about bitches who claim their breasts are small and humble, especailly when they aren’t 18 anymore, but according to all my creepy friends at the park, apparently shit is one of those music videos you can jerk off to, which hasn’t happened in a long time, and I guess she can get away with it cuz she pulls the “latin” card, you know where she claims her people are much more in touch with their sexuality and bodies, when in reality all the latin women I know have fat asses and are addicted to eating tacos and will stab you in the neck while you are sleeping because they dreamt you cheated on them, so I tend to stay away from that shit…especially when they sing with her the stupid sounds she makes with her throat that remind me of some kind of duck hunt, or tribal mating call, but I’m not gonna hate on her, even though these pics lead me to believe she’s got short, stalky legs and I hate that shit….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Shakira|Tight Jeans

2009

16

Sep

Miranda Kerr and Her Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr in her bikini, which is really exciting considering she’s a fuckin’ bikini model and we’ve seen it all before….getting excited over these pictures is like getting excited watching the garbage man pick up the trash, only a little more understandable and a little less creepy, here are some of the pics…

Posted in:Bikini|Miranda Kerr

2009

16

Sep

Kara from American Idol Squatting of the Day

I don’t find Kara DioGuardi much to look at, if anything I find her a cunt who produced really shitty generic music that is usually guaranteed hits cuz it’s so fucking candycoated and bullshit, then I see her on American Idol acting all hard and catty with girls who are far hotter than she is, because she’s just the kind of old slut who resents younger bitches cuz guys prefer fucking them than fucking her and here she is squatting in what looks like a table cloth, or maybe a Christmas Tress skirt, or even a pair of curtains she took from her grandmother’s home after she died, which is fitting because grandmother home is pretty much exactly what her pussy smells like, at least that’s what I’ve been told…..

Pics Via INF

Posted in:American Idol|Kara Dioguardi|Squating

2009

16

Sep

Shut the Fuck Up Wendy Williams of the Day

Wendy Williams is some dude who used to be on the radio because his face and his sexual ambiguity scared little kids cuz shit looks like some kind of evil muppet, but the fact that she cries all the fucking time scares me. I wrote about me laughing at her crying about not breast feed her baby because she was a man and man tit doesn’t let you breast feed, but it turns out that in his youth, before all the surgeries, motherfucker used to be a cocaine fiend, something I’d expect from someone insecure about who they are, you know not compfortable in his skin, but comfortable in women’s panties, before realizing that he should be a she and when he became a she, turning his life around and really making something out of his life as a she, like some kind of new lease, and bitch starts crying again.

This show is a little emotionally unstable for me, hold it together, we know you think women are supposed to cry all the time, and that is part of the reason you got the chop, but we don’t need to see that shit every fucking day, not to mention running a segment talking to Whitney Houston who isn’t a guest on your show is as awkward as me writing a post to you when you aren’t even reading it, but I guess I do it for my tranny loving “straight” readers….so quit flattering yourself like trannies tend to do…..

Posted in:Crying|Wendy WIlliams

2009

16

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Lookin’ Tired of the Day

Lindsay Lohan has really lost her celebrity Flare. Here she is at Fashion Week hanging out with celebrity photographer Terry Richardson,holding on as hard as she can, and she definitely doesn’t look fresh faced and 23.

I know that when it comes to Lohan, it’s all been said before and I’m really not posting this to laugh at her or make jokes about her, I am not even doing it to point out the obvious, I just don’t really understand why she looks so fucking old, I’m talking like a haggard, drug addict who has fucked a solid 20 people more than what’s considerd normal in a given day in efforts to pay for more drugs that I know, when she’s got all the money she needs to live for the rest of her life.

I guess it all stems from the hard life she lived in the public eye, where she had no childhood, where she got paid millions for a month of work, where her mother fed her cocaine while trying to hold onto her youth after exploiting her daughter’s youth and we just don’t understand this poor little rich girl complex, cuz we all wish we were poor little rich girls. So like Michael Jackson she medicates, and like an asshole, I wait for her to hit rock bottom, where I come in as her new “manager” where I exploit her as much as I can to make a little more money than I do stealing 5 dollar bills out of my wife’s purse. But that won’t happen, she’ll be dead long before that, but we’re all allowed to dream…

Pics Via Cobrasnake

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Tired

2009

16

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know what you useless motherfuckers got accomplished tonight, but I know I was out being a fucking hero. I made a vow to Patrick Swayze’s ghost that I would find out who murdered him, so I drank a bottle of Port, because someone gave me a bottle of Port, my diabetes went into full insulin shock. So far the suspects are some ratty ass 90 pound half dead corpse of a woman with bald patches on her ratty ass head where her bleached hair was a solid year grown out, probably amount the time her addiction took over and she gave up because her face and arms were covered with meth scabs or Aids lesions, her jeans were ripped and stained and she was hanging out at the gas station. My other suspect is my friend who I walked in on watching a documentary called “Small Town Gay Bar” about a Mississippi gay bar and my last suspect was the Glitter DVD box that was randomly placed on my stoop that was definitely the Devil’s work….no I have some investigative work to do, but before I go,


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WILL SOMEBODY FUCKING KILL KATE GOSSELIN ALREADY
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The vigin Suicides aka Your Life Story
Make Good Here
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Her Name is Kayden Kross, She’s a Pornstar, My Pornstar and This is What She Wore Yesterday
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Give It Up For Chinese Perversion
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Avril Lavigne is So Gross
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How Great Is It Humiliating Kanye West? A Breakdown of His Biggest Fuck Ups from the Past
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Some UK Big Brother Slut’s Panty Upskirt
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AHHHH Shakira
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Dont’t Run From Pedo Bear, He Just Wants to Talk
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Striptease of the Day
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Worst. Tattoos. Ever
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Angelina Jolie is Going to Kill Rachel McAdams
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Obama Hates Kanye Too
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Who Doesn’t Love Marshmellows?
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Oh I Love Me Some Charlize Theron
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Sean Penn is Dating This Hot Piece? Wow
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More From the Lingeriw Football League
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Meet Lizzie and Altea
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These Jonas Fans Scare the Fucking Shit Out of Me
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And That’s Why You Should Take a Shit Before You Bench Press
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Slutty in the Pool
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Andres is Playing With Herself
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More Parkour Nerds
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Katie Price Got Raped by Some Celebrity
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Madison and Jerry Go Down
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Fuck You Paris Hilton
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Roselyn Sanchez Naked Covered
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Amateurs Always Make a Bad Day Better
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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HUGE TITS, HOT ASS, AND PLENTY OF POT SMOKING = LATINA SLUT!
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And More Ashley Greene
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And a Little More Girl on Girl Action…
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Nina and Puma Are Just Too Fucking Much
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Some Daughter of 2 Psychologists Models Nude…..
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Mischa Barton is Some Lingerie Scene
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British Socialite Clare Irby Sounds Like She Knows How to Party
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Some Amber Rose Where She is Looking Semu Decent, If That’s Your Thing
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Erotic Tattoo FAIL
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DENISE MILANI GETS ALL WET, WILD, AND SEE-THRU!
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Some Missle Silo Insanity
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2009

15

Sep

Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfriend Lesbian Kiss of the Day

I love how Megan Foxes destiny to be a pornstar some how managed to escape her so she’s made a career out of the cocktease. In her recent movie Jennifer’s Body she kisses some other chick, and it’s not clear whether Megan Fox is actually doin the kissing or if they just hired Lohan to do the stand in, since lesbian kissing is what she does, but I do know she’s in her panties, an outfit everyone thought would be best for the scene to make it believable, and by believable I mean, worth watching despite how shit it obviosuly is, proving that Megan Fox is just being used to sell tickets to a shitty movie and despite thinking she’s over-hyped, I’m ok with it because if I wasn’t, I’d probably be gay or pretending to be gay since real fags who are comfortable with their sexuality can appreciate how hot this is and only the overcompensating fags pretending to be gay for fashion reasons would think this is gross…..Either way, watch it.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Lesbian Kiss.|Megan Fox

2009

15

Sep

Olivia Wilde Naked for GQ of the Day

Her name is Oliva Wilde, she’s on the show House, she’s 25 and she’s half naked in GQ and her name is the only Wilde about any of this, if she wanted to impress me, she’d pull some better stunts involving her vagina, like bouncing it on my dick, or even on anyone’s dick just as long as I get to be a part of it, as sitting here lookin at pictures doesn’t have anything to do with my life and I didn’t even know who she was before today, so if anything, I’m the one doin her a favor here and her little hard nipples are just wasting my time. This isn’t naked this is cockteasing and she needs to step up and stomp the yard fuck.

Posted in:GQ|Naked|Olivia Wilde