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2009

21

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Beyonce was in town. I only found out after the show started. Not that I would have gone. I am just surprised that she never reached out and personally to invite me to the show, to party or even back to her hotel room to eat fried chicken and by fried chicken, I mean her pussy (that’s the name we’ve given it because shit’s got the same consistency and smell) and I’m pretty offended, I mean after all these years of defending and praising her fat, disgusting, jealous of Rihanna and responsible of Jennifer Hudson’s family getting murdered, while pussy whippin’ Jay Z like shit was a gun and he was still sellin rock ass, she should say my name bitch….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Fergie Has a Lady Bulge
GO

Because The Chances of You Meeting a Girl in Real Life Today Are Slim to Non
GO

How Awesome Does The Most Recent Dyke Fight of Sam Ronson and Lohan Sound?
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10 ButterFaces You’d Still Fuck
GO

Bruno?! Borat?! WTF?!!
GO

Jaslene Gonzalez is a hot ass supermodel whore
GO

When Dance Dance Revolution Ends in a Fight…
GO

Jenn Aniston May Be Desperate, but MAN She’s got a Tight Ass
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Who Can Dance More Slutty is Probably Not a Contest You Want to Win
GO

An Army of Children or Not, I’d Still Bang Angelina Jolie
GO

The Kama Sutra for Fat People
GO

This Infomercial Spoof is Amazing!!
GO

Stripfilm of the Day
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IF Cameron Diaz is Banging Everyone, Then Hopefully I Am Next!
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I Can’t Wait To See How Big Kendra Wilkinson’s Tits Get
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Of Course the Fucking Japs Are Nuts For Harry Potter
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I Wish Victoria Beckham Would Dress Like a Slut More
Cause Right Now She’s Making My Boner Sad
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Britney Spears is Still a Slut and I Like It
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Kate Brenner is Washing Her Car
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If Megan Fox Turns Down a Bond Role, She is an Idiot
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So, Are These the ‘Unofficial’ Members of the Pussycat Dolls, Or What
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Britney Spears Looks Like Her Old, Airbrushed, Bangable Self in the Pics
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Luna’s Giving You a Cam Show
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Epic Snow Mobile Fail
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Bai Ling Could Be Nicole Richie’s New Step Mother
I Swear You Can’t Make This Shit Up
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Sexy, Hardcore Slut
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Sandra Shine in Red Lingerie
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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April Scott is Lookin Good as Always
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These Then and Now Photos Are Actually Pretty Awesome
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I Think The Real Question is Who Doesn’t Hate Katherine Heigl?
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If Joe Jackson Was a Perfect Father, I Am Thin, Educated and Sober
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Remember Kylie Minogue in That Fucking White Dress That Gave You Such a Boner It Hurt?
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Meet Michaela, She’s Expecting You
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Remember Gena Lee Nolan From Baywatch
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Rachel Star and Her Booty Are On the Stairs
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Shawna Lee Puts Most Girls To Shame
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I’d Bang Emmanuelle Chriqui and I Know You Would Too
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Bam Margera is Drinking Himself to Death
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Move Over Ike and Tina, Here Are Your Successors!!
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It’s Party Time
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How Many Bitches Have Fake Tits…I Know of At Least One in This Picture…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

21

Jul

Victoria Silvstedt in her White Bikini of the Day

I hate this useless whore of a woman and everything she does. I don’t know how I can post more bikini pictures of her because they all kinda spill into each other and are exactly the fucking same, except when she’s whoring herself for her greek shipping billionaire who she wallet fucks because the world has no room for a 40 year old fake titty Swedish girl anymore, well at least not this played out 40 year old fake titty Swedish girl, because Swedish girls are supposed to naturally have big tits, and maybe that’s where her insecurity all started back when she lost Miss Sweden pageant to a real Swedish girl, and she had to rush to the plastic surgeon to make good and I guess who really cares….

Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt|White Bikini

2009

21

Jul

Eva Mendes on a Boat with Men of the Day

I guess Eva Mendes is a fag hag or in Europe, because she’s here on some yacht with a bunch of men who have to be gay…or European.

I don’t have anything else to say about this. I could go on a rant about pretending you are gay to get women naked , or on your boat in some shit you’d expect to see the slut on “The Golden Girls” to be wearing in her Florida home, but why fuckin’ bother, all you want to do is look at the pictures anyway…

Posted in:Boat|Eva Mendes|Men

2009

21

Jul

Lo Bosworth Has a Shitty Body of the Day

Wow, another girl from The Hills with a shitty body, what the fuck are they trying to teach today’s teenagers, that being a dumpy useless slut pays the fuckin’ bills. At least in the 90s, bitches thought the only way to make it was fake tits and fake blonde hair, you know the Playboy tattoo on the hip whore route, now they are gonna think average lookin’ nobodies have what it takes and that’s fucking shitty for breeding low self esteem something all of us need to get girls to fuck us. That is just another reason to add to the list of why The Hills is ruining my life….one day soon someone is going to suicide bomb the shit and that person is going to be carved into a statue like the hero he fuckin’ is….

Posted in:Lo Bosworth|Shitty Body

2009

21

Jul

Lady Victoria Hervey’s Inbred Royal Body on the Beach of the Day

I read that this “girl” was a model at one point in her life and if that’s the fucking case, it only happened because of her family. They are some UK Royalty or some shit and I guess opens a few doors for a bitch who looks like she was either born premature or who didn’t get enough oxygen coming out of the womb forcing her natural development to slow the fuck down, cuz lookin at these pictures of her asymmetric, uneven breasts, I believe the whole Royalty is generations and generations of inbreeding, cuz you gotta keep the blood blue and her sex appeal to potential rapists way the fuck down. If anything her dog should be walking her. Old, bad joke, I know. But it’s true. He’s the only thing worth fuckin’ in the picture and I don’t even like fuckin’ dogs, unless I am really desperate and they are strays cuz I know they won’t tell on me.

Posted in:Bikini|Lady Victoria Hervey

2009

21

Jul

Rachel Bilson in a Shitty See Thru of the Day

Remember Rachel Bilson, the hightlight of the OC, if you were like me and not down with the bitch who looked like a lesbian, or the troubled one with the sloppy skinny body. Yeah, I watched the shit the first season, because I’d go to college bars and being the old fuck in the room, had to let the girls know I was down.

I’d be like bitches, you watch the new OC, shit that Ryan’s nuts, I can’t wait til he takes Seth back to the Pool House and fucks him, cuz there’s no way Seth is straight, I mean someone’s gotta do him the favor of shoving their dick in his ass, he’s too emotionally and clearly jerks off to Ryan’s fight scenes, and Rachel Bilson is just a front….

Usually didn’t get any laughs, cuz college girls took that shit seriously, but Rachel Bilson was never a front for me, until today, what the fuck happened to her….actually I already know the answer….engagement to be married….

The good news is that they are getting married in Canada, so I’ll send some homeless dudes to crash that shit. It will be my big break.

Posted in:Bra|Rachel Bilson|See Through

2009

21

Jul

Whitney Port’s Big Ol’ Vagina Definition in Her Bikini of the Day



Whitney Port brought her potato shaped vagina out to the pool because I guess she’s on vacation, from what, I don’t really know considering she gets paid to let cameras follow her around and stage drama like she’s still in high school.

And that “work” that she does, confuses dumb bitches into thinking that’s what life is really like at a young age, making your life hell when you meet these young girls, seduce these girls, and start dating these girls when they get a little older and they aren’t down with a normal, peaceful, relaxed life because it’s not like that on The Hills, so the cunts start pulling stunts, and calling you up with bullshit all the fuckin’ time, making your life a fuckin’ hell, so in a lot of ways Whitney Port ruined your life, assuming you can seduce chicks, which I highly doubt, but I’m not too sure who or what ruined her vagina, that thing’s gaping and all she’s doin’ is standing the fuck up. Seriously, it looks like it is clapping at her performance getting out of the pool, so I guess the drama is legit and there really is trouble in “paradise”, not that her pussy is paradise, but she probably likes to think it is, cuz no girl likes admitting her pussy is as busted as the rest of her, especially when the drunk guys who have fucked her have told her over and over again how nice it is, because they are just trying to cum and all pussy feels alright, if you don’t have to look at the rest of her….boom (that’s how I like to end my power posts)….

Here’s a better angle of her flat shitty ass, in the event that last pic tricked you and I’m not just saying it is shitty cuz she didn’t wipe proper cuz she was too busy being a cunt….

Posted in:Definition|Vagina|Whitney Port

2009

21

Jul

Latoya Jackson’s Hot Tits of the Day

I like to keep my Michael Jackson masturbation material as up to date as possibe abd since he’s gone off and “Died” on me, I’m forced to use the second best thing to his hot skinny little corpse of a body and cartoon like face and that’s where Latoya Jackson comes in because she is that she is what Michael would look like had he gone through with the sex change operation, you know instead of dying and the whole thing was my dirty little secret until today, I just can’t contain myself.

Posted in:Latoya Jackson|Michael Jackson

2009

21

Jul

Evan Rachel Wood Nude for ID Magazine of the Day

The only thing that makes a scrawny little red headed bitch hotter is knowing that Marilyn Manson got to her when she was barely 18, before she had a chance to not be tainted with weirdness. I’m sure dude’s a nice guy, but he coulda done us all a favor and at least waited til she was 25 and starting her decent into only busted bitch status before ruining her, I mean unless you’re into getting with Manson’s sloppy seconds, because for me shit’s a deal breaker. Not that I think he’s actually weird and goth, or that he actually even fucks women, because I know he’s just the dude from The Wonder Years, and this is all a fuckin’ act, he doesn’t actually fuck bitches with raw meat or dead people, but it’s still strange enough for me to not be able to see anything about her worth fuckin’.

Posted in:Evan Rachel Wood|ID Magazine|Nude

2009

21

Jul

Erin Andrews Publicity Stunt of the Day

I just saw the Erin Andrews peeping tom video and I am pretty sure the rest of you will eventually, because that’s how the internet works, especially when the bitch is doin’ this for publicity and wants everyone to see it.

They are pulling this whole “peeping tom” situation where she’s getting ready in her hotel and some dude just happens to be videotaping her. Well as a peeping tom, I know that drilling a hole into a fuckin’ hotel room door, or wall, or whatever the fuck he is shooting this from is next to fuckin’ impossible, you get caught, people get arrested and it just doesn’t run this smoothly.

Not to mention she’s a hot bodied sportscaster who everyone wants to see naked, who knows her looks are all she has going for her, and realizes we all want to see her naked, wants to cash in before she gets to old.

Most importantly, I couldn’t even make out her face in the fuckin’ video, and shit coulda been passed off as anyone, before she excitedly told the world it was her, because she wants everyone to be talking about her, and if she really wanted it to disappear she coulda called it a fake and no one could prove otherwise.

It is a cry for attention and the whole thing is totally suspicious but she’s made a statement that she will sue anyone who publishes the shit, so I’ll let you google it like I did, because I can’t afford to get sued, or to be made an example out of, and in the meantime here’s a great video of huge tits and cock…cuz it’s more interesting…

The second the video is published elsewhere, I’ll post it. Word.

Here’s some creepy fan video compilation of her pictures…

I’ll give you Some Screencaps that are on NYPOST

Shit is definitely staged….

Posted in:Erin Andrews|Publicity Stunt