Lady Gaga talks like a Drag Queen. There is no way that her raspy voice dick suckin’ voice does not have a penis. She is also into outrageous half naked outfits, ugly chinless faces, and this glam bullshit, and all that shit is way to gay….this is a stage show you’d find at the local drag bar and I’ve been to a few of them, I’ve always hung out with drag queens and she’s fully biting their style. I don’t believe she has a vagina because I don’t want to believe she has a vagina, but if she does, it is safe to say that all the showboating is just to distract us from the ugly she is.
2009
10
Mar
Britney Spears and Pussy Hanging Out of the Day
I read that during concert Britney says “My Pussy is Hanging Out” between songs. I don’t know if this is the actual video of it going down, because the dude who uploaded the shit is peddling his own smut, but I do have some pictures that hit the net yesterday with various forms of zooming in, because I’m the kind of guy who zooms in on pictures hoping to see some mom of two vagina lip while she’s grabbing onto her ankles, but who really isn’t….
Here’s another video – so it must be real…
Posted in:Britney Spears|Vagina Slip
2009
10
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
I am sick. I think it started at the teenage house party I went to because they needed me to bring them booze so I delivered. You know how those young girls are, always getting sick from dragging shit home from school with them. I assume it happened somewhere between them asking me to leave after being there for 5 minutes and them actually turning on me and having 5 of their tough guy friends force me to leave, motherfuckers, nothing makes sick worse than listening to Jimmy Fallon slowly die on TV, one day I’ll bring you the gold, today’s not that day. Here are my links though, they should distract you from my uselessness.
On a side note, I posted a Sasha Grey Video on the site a couple of weeks ago and just got stats back and something like 1/4 of a million people saw the shit, so I asked her to put me on her guest list to her birthday in vegas, even though I don’t leave my couch, this is what she wrote back to me:
sashagrey @drunkstepfather sorry no and no….i would love to put everyone on the list, but it’s impossible!
Thanks. I guess she missed my genius concept about HPV outbreak porn called “Die Cervix Die”…or maybe the fact that I just promoted a fucking movie she’s in for fucking free.
Asshole.
Here are those links….
Treat Whores Like Whores Without Getting Arrested…
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Britney’s Pussy is Hangin Out, Yall, I got this pic emailed to me but forgot to post it…Stupid Me….
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Call ME Gay, But The World’s Longest Slide is Amazing and Possibly Fatal
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We’re All Going to Be Seeing a Lot More of this Slut Amber Heard
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Puerto Rico’s Hottest Model
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Alright, Alright, Here’s The Star Trek 3 Trailer, You Homo
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It’s Hard to be a (Facebook) Playa
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Virgin
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Casual Friday’s Make Office Work Better
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Striptease of the Day
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The USA Pretty Much Hates Amy Winehouse
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Some Britain’s Got Talent See Through Nipple
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No One Cares You Dumped On Tv, You Cunt
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Drew Barrymoe is Looking Hot
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If His Recent Behavior is Anything to Show For It, The Michael Jackson 2009 Tour of Crazy is Going to Be Epic
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WTF is Wrong With Beyonce’s Body?
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Bitch in the Kitchen
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Caribbean Uncovered
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Because Those Cunt’s at the Bar Don’t Know What They Are Missing
Party Girl in Panties Falls Off a Table
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Creek Jump Fail
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Jenna Presley = Boners
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I’m no Gymnast, But This is the Worst Back Flip EVer
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Toilet Humor
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Shauna Sand is Mother of the Year
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Principal Choke Slams a Student
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World Record for Horizontal Pull Ups – Video
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Meet Jessica Gomes
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Michelle Bass Has Some Niiiiiice Cleavage
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A Hot Blonde is Always Good for the Libido
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More Boners Courtesy of Miss Universe
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Girl’s Got Talent, I’ll Give Her That Much
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Photoshooting
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I’m Not This Kind ot Step Father – I Pull Out
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I’m Sorry, But Jessica Biel is No Jessica Rabbit
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Octopussy’s Newest Ex Publicist Cites Crazy For Reason of Departure
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Forret Gump – 1 Minute, 1 Take
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Jimmy Kimmel and Sara Silverman’s Jew Alliance Has Ended Once Again
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Mad Max 4?
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The 25 Most Insanely Disturbing Sex Toys
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Stoya Gets it on With Another Lady
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Some Amazing Race Winner Jerkin Off Pics…
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A Pretty Solid Titty Ad….
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Amazing Ass X-Ray Gallery
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Don’t Make Out in Public Drive Safe Ad Insanity….
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Semen Facials are Popular in Columbian Clubs…
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Top 10 Celebrity Attempts at Singing….
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Drunk Amateurs Chicks Being Sluts Amazingness I should Be Using as stepLINKS Header Pics..
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Young Tits…
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The Biggest Cunt in Porn and I don’t Mean Sasha Grey…
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2009
09
Mar
Jordan in Her Towel Bikini of the Day
So exhibitionist, successful slut, borderline prostitute, with the dumbest set of fake tits, and the ability to pretty much attach her name to any useless product, was out at the beach, but instead of being half naked and sucking on a set of testicles while getting her pussy licked, like you’d expect the whore to be, at least based on her shitty sex tape that hit years ago, she’s wearing a couple towels and covering up more than a Muslim chick or that pilgrim lookin’orthodox jew I saw outside with her 8 kids the other day and who I asked if she would come over to host my thanksgiving party where we pretend to rape and pilage natives, but she just ignored me, I guess her religion raped and pilaged her vagina enough to not have a sense of humor, but maybe it was just because she’s not allowed to communicate with non jews since we’re heathans, but more likely it’s just that it wasn’t funny and I should have gone with my horse and buggy joke instead.
Either way, I wish some bitches took Jordan’s lead and wrapped the fuck up when it came to bikini time, I’m talking to you fat chicks.
I guess Jodan not happy with how her body’s looking, and here she is doin some stretchin….before a work out to tighten shit up…
2009
09
Mar
Lindsay Lohan Death Watch of the Day
The Lindsay Lohan Deathwatch isn’t going so well because she’s still alive. Sure she’s at a club drinking “red bull” and maybe that shit, coupled with the blow, will jack her weakened heart into some kind of cardiac arrest that leaves her foaming from the mouth in the DJ booth while Sam Ronson drops some greatest hits from today and yesterday like she was some kind of adult contemporary radio station, but Lohan’s smiling in these pics, and smiles are not condusive to someone shitting their eyeballs out of them and leaving a bloody Ebola mess all over the bathroom floor, you know someone on the verge of death. Smiles mean happiness and happiness does not mean impending death. We’ll keep waiting…
Posted in:Death Watch|Lindsay Lohan
2009
09
Mar
Kat Von D Looks Like a Truck Stop Bathroom Stall of the Day
I don’t really get the appeal of alternative models, the fact that they are alternatives to models, pretty much means they are not hot enough to be models, so they go out and made a full category of their own and to make their below average looks more appealing, they go out and tattoo the shit up and piece the shit up and do other mods that shouldn’t actually be called mods because the only thing that shit modifies is how disgusting and used up a bitch looks, but
Kat Von D isn’t one of those alternative models, she’s just famous for being a tattoo artist who may or may not jack those alternative girls up, who I assume wrote a book and some creepy fan brought out some lingerie to give her at a signing, because he feels like it’s the least he can do since he’s been jerking off to her the last few years and figures she deserve a gift, especially one that provides new fantasies for him, because he can now imagine her in the panties he used to wear while watching her show, before washing and re-packaging them and giving them to her, if you know what I mean and since the only other person at the signing was her dad because she has no fans…it may the whole thing nice and smooth.
2009
09
Mar
Jessica Simpson in Her Short Shorts of the Day
I like fat chicks because they are easy, you know because of all that competing with the good looking girl, that makes them willing to go above and beyond while never commanding respect, a relationship or pretty much anything but for you to pull out because her mom won’t let her get on the pill.
I don’t think Jessica Simpson is one of those kinds of fat chicks, since she’s busty and not offensively fat, but she is a budding country music star playing a barn near year and I’ve seen Brokeback Mountain, I know how that Cowboy shit works out, you know leaving you dead in NYC after a prescription drug overdose…
Here she is in concert….
Posted in:Corset|Country Music|Jessica Simpson|Shorts|Tits
2009
09
Mar
Nicolette Sheridan and Some Pussy Lip Slip of the Day
Nicolette Sheridan had a bit of an unfortunate event getting out of a car recently, her expensive lacy underwear wasn’t able to contain her meaty pussy lip that Michael Bolton used to chew on like it was a piece of leather, and who knows, maybe it is, she’s older, menopausal and maybe trying to runaway from her body because either it wants to do what it was meant to do and have babies, but Nicolette is too vain to make that happen, or maybe it’s just trying to escape because Nicolette allowed Bolton inside it and that’s a shame that’s hard to live down. Either way, here are the pics.
Posted in:Lipslip|Nicolette Sheridan|Pussy|Upskirt