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2009

05

Feb

Jordan Going for a Fake Jog of the Day

If you’re wondering how Jordan keeps her slim figure, it’s definitely not by working out and staying active, it is from starving herself, suckin’ dick, plastic surgery and probably a drug addiction,or maybe her pussy’s so busted up and diseased that it’s become some kind of parasite with a metabolism of it’s own that feeds off her fat reserve, but I don’t know if that’s possible, and if it is she’d be attaching her name to it, branding it and selling her pussy juice in decorative tubs to fat chicks, because Jordan like most whores, do it all for the money.

Just don’t let these pictures of her jogging fool you, it’s a staged scene from what I assume is a reality show that I hope no one watches because her face is so doctored she looks like a fucking cartoon and here are the pics.

Posted in:Jog|Jordan|Katie Price|Reality

2009

05

Feb

Lady Gaga’s Gold Pants Don’t Make That Pussy a Gold Mine of the Day

I love this girl’s song pokerface, but I think it needs a little re-write, you know since it’s coming from her, maybe lyrics like “Mangled Face”, “Hit by a drunk driver and dragged 10 blocks face”, “Botched Plastic Surgery Face” or maybe “I’ve found my nose, but where did my chin go face”. All this to say, she’s ugly and I don’t actually love her Pokerface song, shit is just always on the fucking radio that I know every lyric and can’t help but sing a long and that makes me hate myself more that I already do. I know I didn’t think it was possible, but I guess I can thank Lady Gaga for that.

Bonus that’s Not Really a Bonus, Here are some pictures of her in another obnoxiously stupid and fabricated weird enough to get attention outfit….

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Ugly

2009

05

Feb

Rihanna and Her Hot Legs Ignore the Paparazzi of the Day

To think just a couple years ago, Rihanna would have been the annoying local you see when you go to all inclusive resorts soliciting you on the beach. Whether she was peddling pictures, local artifacts or crafts, or her vagina, you know that there was no white person she ignored. Now that she’s famous, she’s out being selective about who she talks to and despite the paparazzi being the scum of the fucking earth, they are the same people she’d approach and follow around when they were in town to shoot a celebrity who was in Barbados hoping to get some coverage or even a couple of dollars to feed her family a few years ago. Fame has ruined her.

Here are her legs.

Posted in:Legs|Rihanna|Shopping

2009

05

Feb

Lil Wayne Gets Interviewed By Katie Couric of the Day

Lil Wayne did a serious interview with Katie Couric and I am posting it partially because I like Lil Wayne, I think he’s a talent, even if he’s a little lame and refers to himself as a gangster, which is something I don’t find all that gangster, because being gangster should be implied and I should have to be constantly reminded of it by a weird lookin’ soft spoken dude with a lot of ghetto tattoos. The other part of me is posting it because Katie Couric is a useless cunt. She’s condescending and it’s like she’s interviewing a fucking homeless dude about living in a bus shelter, she also makes a fool of herself when she says “the ‘tude” or “the weed”. The good news is she turns me, the real tragedy in all this is that I can’t get to see some pussy definition as her tight pants hug her in all the right ways while bowling.

Watch it.

Posted in:Interview|Lil Wayne

2009

05

Feb

The Black Lips Get Kicked Out of India of the Day


I don’t know if you have you ever heard of the band The Black Lips. I have no idea how popular they are, but I do know that I went to one of their shows around 2 years ago and they were fucking amazing. Sure I had done a little too much bathtub GHB and drank as much as I usually do, that usually leads to blacking out, so I don’t remember much of it and truthfully, I could have been sitting in a park outside the concert all night and wouldn’t know the fucking difference, but when I listened to the album a couple weeks ago, it brought back all these memories of meeting the lead singer before the show and him being quiet and reserved and me thinking to myself that the show is going to suck, then seeing him get on stage and rock the fuck out all while spitting on people. Good times.

Either way, I got tips saying that the band got kicked the fuck out of India because one of them decided to play the guitar with his dick and that’s considered inappropriate in India. So the tour was cancelled and they fled to avoid jail time.

Sure, I don’t know why he’d want to play guitar with his dick, I’d be more inclined to throw my feces on the crowd if I was in their position like some kind of caged monkey, but then I realized they are in India and they like that kind of thing, I mean how else did they get so brown and stinky, rubbing in human feces year after year is really the only explanation.

I got some videos/mp3s/stories for you about the black lips if you’re down. I think they are worth your time and that’s why I did this post. It’s not like I get paid for this shit.

I am not racist, the guy who sells me beer is from India and he’d approve that statement. He’s told me time and time again India smells like shit and I’ve eaten Indian food and know exactly what that does to my asshole/toilet/alley I’m in. It’s all part of their shit bathing plan. Asshole.

Here’s a Video Trailer of their India Tour
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Here’s a Letter they Sent From India Explaining What Happened
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Heres one of their Tracks for You Because the Band is Good
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Posted in:Black Lips|India

2009

05

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Valentines is coming up and I came across an old notebook I used to write my insanity in and came across a poem you should write in a card for your wife that I wrote.

Wife,

I love the way you cook.
I’ve accepted that you don’t look
the way you used to look
But I’m still down with your book.
And by book I mean vagina.

I don’t really love it.
It definitely smells like shit.
And doesn’t look anything like a slit.
but I am married to it.
and it’s better than jerking my dick.
but not much….

Love,

Husband

Either way, I am not giving my wife shit, she doesn’t deserve any attention, but I am giving you links so click ’em

You May Not Get Laid, But That Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Have a Little Fun
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This Whore Named Lynn is By Far The Best Thing on TV
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Take Your Pic: Which Athletes Wife Would YOU Fuck?
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How to Fight: A Step By Step Guide
(Seriously, This is Good)
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The 9 Hottest Australian Women
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Let’s Laugh At Chinese People Who Can’t Speak English Together
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Mel B Showing Off Her Fit Tits
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Ayla Sky is All Wet
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I Don’t Know About You
BUT I WANNA DANCE!
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This is Michael Phelps Brain on Drugs
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Kendra Wilkinson Does What She Does Best
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She May Be Old, But Damn Rachel Hunter Has a Nice Ass
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Not Sure Who Aishwarya Rai IS And That’s Fine Because I Prefer
To Not Know The Name of the Women I Stalk
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Mischa Barton Has Pretty Much Finished Her Transformation Into a Homeless Person
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This Jessica Simpson Weight Gain Thing is Getting Out of Hand
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Because It’s Cheaper Than Going to a Movie
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Business Meetings Are What You Make Them To Be
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Striptease of the Day
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This Bill O’Reilly / Christian Bale Freak Out Battle is Amazing
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Melissa Wants a Midnight Snack
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Finally a Fashion Trend Even I Can Get Down With
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Fun With a Human Catapault
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If You Don’t Use It, You’ll Lose It
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Sabrina is Secductive and Sexy
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And That’s Why Females Shouldn’t Drive
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Man or Women? You Decide!
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We All Know a Faceplant is Good For a Laugh
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Miss Universe Will Rock You World
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Lesbians In The Shower Make Even My Limp Dick Hard
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There’s No Fucking Way You’re Getting Laid Tonight, Don’t Lie
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How About I Roundhouse Kick You in the FACE?!
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Rachel Bilson is Just Too Perfect
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Celebrity Legs Sex Offs
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And This is Pretty Much the Best Invention Ever Made
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Monica Belucci is Topless
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Lenka’s Lips Are Rad
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Beat the Stuffed Animal Crane Game!! No Shit!
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Jude Law is a Cross Dressing Homo
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Here’s Some More Mac Propaganda For You Nerds Out There
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Water Melon Fucker!
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I Would Totally Bang Mary Kate Olsen
(With a Bag Over Her Head)
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Zombies Attack!!
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Obama’s Reality Show
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Upskirt Video AWesomeness
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The 10 Funniest Celebrity Farts Caught on Camera
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Here are the World’s Most Disgusting Fake Tits
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The Hottest Slut on Model Mayhem….I am Guessing a Product of Lots of Positive Reinforcement
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Some Kid High After Dental Surgery Made me Laugh….
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BONUS – IT’s World Nude Day
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Some Old Jews Telling Jokes
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl and Her Vagina
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Sluts
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

04

Feb

Bud Light Porn Ad that Didn’t Air on Superbowl of the Day

Here’s an ad, or what they claim is an actual Bud Light Ad about some dude buying porn at the convenience store. It reminded me of you but you don’t actually buy porn you freeloading asshole. I don’t know if it is actually an ad produced by them or some punks pretending to be Bud Light to be funny, but I am posting it anyway. I figure since Bud Light will never pay me to promote their shit, I might as well do it for free, because I am an idiot.

Posted in:Ad|Bud Light|Superbowl

2009

04

Feb

Kristen Stewart in Some Bikini Picture With Her Brother of the Day

Now I’m not sure if you’ve seen Kristen Stewart’s dad, but I have and based on my opinion of him, and my expert opinion about white trash, poverty and trailer parks, Kristen Stewart and her brother are out half naked on a boat together because they are fucking.

Yes, I realize she’s wearing a pot leaf bikini and that annoys me. It’s probably the lamest thing a pot head can possibly do and anytime I see some pathetic rocker dude with a pot leaf on things ranging from their jacket to their earrings, to tattoos or baseball hates, I take serious fucking offense. Everytime I walk by a head shop and see pot leaf branded products it affects me in a way that brings on a serious hate inside me. We get it dude, you like pot, you can let us all know by letting us smoke on a joint with you, instead of being a total fucking loser about things. That said, Kristen Stewart is a loser.

So the lesson of this post is that Kristen Stewart fucks her brother, comes from trash and is as lame as the fake pot heads you see around parks and in the back of highschool classes who don’t know what gettin’ high’s all about, you doughy, ugly, cunt.

Posted in:Bikini|Brother|Kristen Stewart

2009

04

Feb

Paris Hilton’s BFF Whoring Up for the Cameras of the Day

Paris Hilton’s fabricated friend who will remain nameless because I figure learning a new useless whore’s name is unnecessary when it’s pretty obvious that once the contract is up will fall back into obscurity in her hometown, or maybe back into obscurity in Hollywood chasing that 15 minutes she once had, auditioning for parts, going to events, addicted to a camera that’s not that into her anymore, but I will post her pictures, because watching her pose for the camera and take it in alone on the red carpet, without her boss who owns her, enjoying every second of it like each flash bulb going off is a winning lottery ticket makes me laugh because I know all that’s coming to an end….I guess she can use her new useless whore camera working skills at her family’s Christmas party, because I feel like soon enough, that’ll be the only people who want pics of her and that’s just because they made her and not because they’re proud of her useless accomplishments…

The whole thing may be fucking pathetic but what do you expect from someone who auditioned to be on washed up Paris Hilton’s show, a level of desperation a starving homeless man addicted to crack unable to scrounge up a dollar doesn’t even understand.

Posted in:BFF|Paris Hilton|Whore

2009

04

Feb

Jayde Nicole is Getting Fucked By Brody Jenner of the Day

We all know that Brody Jenner is gay, but for some reason he insists to pretend he’s dating this Canadian who made as the Playmate of the Year Jayden Nicole. I heard they are getting married because she needs her green card, but I could be wrong. I don’t think she’s all that hot, but I guess this isn’t about me, but about her.

I came across this piece of information about her that I thought was pretty alarming…..

A prominent feature of her body is a tattoo of the word “respect” in Blackmoor font on her extreme lower abdomen She got the tattoo after leaving a bad relationship to remind herself to not let anyone push her around.

Let this be a warning to you, if you see a girl with a Tattoo on her cunt that says respect, she doesn’t mean speak nicely to her cunt before ramming it. It is a sign of her level of crazy and a reminder that this bitch has baggage. It’s not to say to go soft before terrorizing her box, but to say that some guy used her for sex, broke her heart and she’ll never let it happen again. It’s her way of trying to convince herself she’s not a whore, because she recognized that she was used and needs the permanent reminder to carry around with her for the rest of her fucking life. If you come across this, don’t take it as a joke, this is serious fucking business, that means she’s way to fucking intense for a good time, and will demand a lot out of you, unless you’re an asshole like me, in which case she’d be setting herself up for a new pussy tag/ warning label one that reads “DISEASED”.

Here are some pictures of the pussy Brody Jenner is fucking….the tits he’s sucking and the face he’s probably trying to ignore….because it’s not that of a dude….

Posted in:Brody Jenner|Jayde Nicole|Slut