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2009

02

Feb

Lily Allen Shows Off her Barren Ass in a Stupid Outfit of the Day

Lily Allen is stepping up the whole Lady Gaga shit by wearing one piece outfits that show off her fat barren ass. First they manage to make me hate my life every time I leave the house and hear their music on every fucking radio station in every fucking public place that plays the radio. I am talking sodomizing my fucking ears like I was in a back alley with no way out in the wrong part of town with a very strong ex-con who has a taste for man pussy. Now, they are really trying their hardest to turn me off of the one piece of clothing that touches pussy/ass/tits at the same fucking time, something I once found fascinating but with every photo set that comes out like this, is becoming harder and harder to appreciate.

BONUS – There was as snow storm in the UK that turned out to be a great photo op for Lily Allen to go play with kids and show how wholesome and maternal and fun she is, even though they aren’t her kids because decided to end her pregnancy through smoking and drinking induced miscarriages/abortions. Selfish pig.

Posted in:Ass|Costume|Lily Allen

2009

02

Feb

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Hit the Beach in Rio of the Day

So I came across these pictures and this was the caption attached:

Tom Cruise and wife Katie Holmes take daughter Suri to the beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. After leaving their posh hotel in a four-car convoy amid heavy security they entered a Brazilian military base and hit a beach within the residential area of the compound. There they played in the sand

A military base that was so secure the paparazzi could get in and get these intimate shots, I call staged bullshit on this motherfucker. Everyone knows that when Tom Cruise goes to Rio, Katie Holmes is not invited because that’s “Daddy gets fucked up the ass by tranny time”.

Posted in:Beach|Brazil|Katie Holmes|Rio|Tom Cruise

2009

02

Feb

Some 8-Limbed Baby Sucking Tit of the Day


For some reason India’s got some fucked up gene that I don’t really understand because I am not a doctor or scientist, but it makes some of their babies come out of the womb with 8 limbs. I figure it’s got to do with overpopulation, pollution and inbreeding. I know that in other cultures when a baby is born with 8 limbs, they either amputate the shit fast, before the neighbors find out, or leave the mutant in the dumpster, because it’s fucking scary but for these Indians it is some kind of honor.

I saw these pictures of the 8 limbed thing sucking on some tit and unfortunately my love for tits overrode how creepy this shit is and figured I had to share it with you, because sucking tit is nature’s way of teaching us at a young age how important tits are. Breast feeding is first event that leads to us determining a woman’s worth by the size of her tits, which pretty much fuels the plastic surgery industry and self esteem issues that have got me laid so many times before.

Either way, check out this weirdness.

Posted in:8-Limb Baby|Breast Feeding|Freak|Tits

2009

02

Feb

Angelica Huston Rocks a Bikini of the Day

To think Angelica Huston in a bikini was as hot as it gets, this bitch decided to bust out the animal print to really drive home the point that she’s a fucking sex object. I mean, isn’t that the whole basis of animal print, to let the world know you’re like a wild cat ready to pounce, or maybe in this case, it’s to let us all know, her time is up and she’d like to retire at the zoo where people can point and stare and throw raw meat at her where she belongs, because she is a fucking beast.

That said, I haven’t got laid by anything this tight bodied in a long fucking time, it’s got to the point where a pink grocery bag filled with dog shit almost gets me hard, and that means these pictures may be depressing to you, but are porn to me, so I’m posting them and you can’t stop me….even though someone may want to stop Angelica Huston from letting these kinds of pictures out because they are pretty much one of the causes of homosexuality in our youth.

Posted in:Angelica Huston|Bikini

2009

02

Feb

Porn Interrupts the Superbowl of the Day

So if you live in certain parts of the US, the Superbowl got interrupted with a clip from a porn. Finally, the Superbowl had a little fucking supstance.

Sure, I may not be into produced porn, I’ll take that shit over sports any fucking day, because naked girls getting fucked is more interesting to me than jacked men in tights rubbin’ up all over each other. Guys seem to never grasp what is wrong with me for thinking that people getting paid retarded amounts to do simple things like run a ball across a line by fooling other guys by making plays is a waste of time and the equivalent to watching two retarded kids banging rocks together, while watching girls get paid less than 1000 dollars a scene to get fucked every way like the whores that they are will always be worth my time, making this one of the best pranks or PR moves of all fucking time, you know since everyone in Arizona, where this happened, was watching the Superbowl last night. Amazing.


Here’s the story
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Posted in:Porn|Superbowl

2009

02

Feb

Some Model Named Cheyenne Tozzi’s Nipple in Her Bikini of the Day

Girls are my thing, not because they give me the time of day, but because I can look at them in bikinis and imagine the things I would do to them. If you’re on my facebook, you know that just because I think like a rapist, doesn’t mean I am a rapist.

Speaking of rape, this girl dated Brandon Davis, and despite assuming that piece of rich trash is only capable of getting pussy through rape, he seems to find dumb enough status whores trying to climb the ladder from other countries who assume he’s a bigger deal than he is and and sacrifice their vaginas to the cause to advance their career.

But the good news for any girl he gets with is that they don’t actually have to get turned on for him, because we all know that’s virtually impossible because he is repulsive. His dick is self-lubricating like his hair making him capable of entering even the driest pussy without them realizing it, I am talking desert sand try pussy in any position, this sneaky motherfucker can pull off.

Here are a whole lot of pictures of her tits and hot body in a bikini.

Posted in:Bikini|Cheyenne Tozzi|Nipple

2009

31

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS

I met a guy who was a mortician the other day. Now I find that to be the shittiest fucking job in the world and I guess he does too, because he was fucking wasted. I tried getting some dirt as to whether he’s ever fixed up a hot girl and he tried to play casual, but I could tell by the excitement in his eyes that he totally got off to their naked bodies and I mean, when you’re a mortician, it’s really the only naked girls you get to see, cuz regular girls are creeped out by you and your ability to doctor up the dead and you know if you touch them inappropriately, not only will they never tell on you, but they’ll also never say no.

Here are some links to get your through the night….

Everybody’s Got to Make a Living, Even Desperate Girls Who Like to Get Naked!
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Wino’s Crack Den Got Radied, Most Likely By Her Crack Head Friends
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Finger Board Fun
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This Barack Obama Song Starts Pretty Gay, Then Gets Amazing
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Which Superbowl Team Has the Hottest Chicks
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Because Changing Tires Can Be Dangerous
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Joanna and Marta Are The Hottest Sisters Ever
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Get Laid
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Veluet Will Make You Think Dirty Thoughts
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Man, What an Asshole
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Nip/Tuck Is Pretty Much The Most Amazing Show EVer
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Adele Silva Topless Throwback
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Coolio Has Still Got It
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Because You’ll Most Probably Die Old and Alone
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Ashton Kutcher is Having a Cry About Something or Another
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striptease of the Day
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Bar Rafaeli is Smokin
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Renee Zellweger us Fucking Weird Looking
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Sabrina Knechtli Gallery
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Alex Loren Has a Hula Hoop
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Lap Dance Awkwardness
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Chantelle Fontaine Has Some Huge Fucking Tits
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How NOT to Rock
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The Paps Prank K-Fed
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Porn Makes Weekends Fun
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Kittens on a Roomba
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Let Them Eat Cake
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Blow Me!!
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Worst Surfing Wipeouts
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Who Wouldn’t Cheat on Khloe Kardashian
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I’m in the Mood for Boobs
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Don’t Be Surprised if You See Lohan Down at the Unemployment Office
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Here’s the Side of Miley Cyrus’ Tit, You Pedophile
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Now That’s a Nice Plumbers Crack
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Dirty, Dirty Girls
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Britney Nicole is a Playboy Babe
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Vegas Casino Fight
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Bend Spoons With Your Brain
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Passed Out Emo Slut
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Pussy and Ass Randoms
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This Paula Abdul Stalker Suicide Shit Just Keeps Getting Weirder
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Pissing From The Iory Tower
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Lovely in Lingerie
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I like these fake titties from Toronto, but I am more down with the sluts from LA
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BONUS

Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap
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Another Bonus Video – Watch the family reaction to their aunt as a hog caller on Leno the other night and she’s pretty fucking hot, but not as hot as her family’s support. I am surprised they know what Youtube and Digital Cameras are.

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

30

Jan

Rihanna’s Pussy Grabbin’ Concert Pictures of the Day

I have a crush on Rihanna. It may be because I’ve never had the opportunity to get with a black girl in my life of perversion, or maybe I’m just drawn to her story of success. You know a small island girl who randomly sleeps with a superstar record producer when he is on vacation away from his fat fiance and gets a record deal to keep her mouth shut, who manages to turn that deal into hit after fucking hit after fucking hit, all while performing in dominatrix and fetish gear and not taking it to the pussy grabbing level, but I’m pretty sure it has to do with having never been with a black chick and sitting here on a whole pile of jungle fever in my pants, which I’d take any day over that other african disease…AIDS. Yes, it’s not just the gay disease anymore.

Posted in:Concert|Fetish|Pussy|Rihanna

2009

30

Jan

Jessica Simpson and Her Post-Fat Concert Pictures of the Day

Jessica Simpson realized that having a big mouth no only helps in her singing, but also has had a huge affect on how much food she can shovel into her goddamn mouth. I don’t care that she got fat, she’s pretty much been off my radar the last few months and it was totally expected, but I figured I’d post these concert pictures that came out since the last fat scandal, and it may be safe to say that although she may be thicker, she’s not as fat as I’d like her to be, you know fat enough to know there’s some serious emotional problem that I can ridicule, instead, she’s just a little thicker, like any girl is when she gets a boyfriend…all she needs is to get dumped and she’ll be back on track, but I have a feeling Romo is making her this way because he wants he all for himself and doesn’t want all these men after her all while making her look and feel like one of the defensive linemen he’s got a crush on when she fucks him up the ass with various household objects. It’s a win/win situation in his closet case life.

BONUS – Here’s Rene Russo’s Opinion on Jessica Simpson and her weight gain…

Bonus – Here’s that NY POST Comic on Jessica Simpson and Her Food Addiction….

Posted in:Concert|Jessica Simpson|Leather

2009

30

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Not Getting My Kind of Asian Massage of the Day

This isn’t the kind of happy ending 10 dollar Asian Massage I’m used to, but then again I can’t make out what’s going on below the waste. It’s very possible, if not probable that three asian women are servicing her baby maker with their forearms. It’s really the only way she can get any form of satisfaction now that Cash Warren’s penis doesn’t touch her vagina walls no matter how hard he tries…and god knows he tries.

Posted in:Asian|Jessica Alba|Massage