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2009

13

Jan

Michelle Rodrigues is Still a Dude of the Day

Here are some pictures of Michelle Rodrigues heading to a medical center, I hear she’s going to get checked for testicular cancer.

Posted in:Masculine|Michelle Rodrigues

2009

13

Jan

Some Drunken Macy Gray Video to Start My Day of the Day

Wow, I haven’t slept in until 3 pm in a long time. I must be depressed. I think it’s gotta do with hating celebrities and the fact that people idolize them. I got to watching some of those gossip shows the other night at a friend’s house and I saw how they hold this useless fucks up in high esteem. They were talking about such menial bullshit that you wouldn’t even want to hear about your best friend if they called you to tell you how their day went, they were commenting on their style, they were talking about some retarded stories that are going on in their celebrity life, and I had to stop and try to figure out if I was one of these people, because I know I don’t give a fuck about celebrities or what they do, I am far more interested in everyday people, naked chicks and silly stunts, so I’m trying to decide what I’ve done with my life while figuring out what I am going to do with it to make up for being a sleazy, mean, disgusting version of Access Hollywood. In my defense, I just make fun of paparazzi pics, and don’t actually know much about these sluts, but figure I am part of the problem with society, so I choose sleep and booze over updates…..

That said here’s a drunken Macy Gray leaving a club, because drunk chicks are awesome, even if they look like dudes.

Posted in:Drunk|Macy Gray

2009

13

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ll be the first to admit I was pretty damn lazy today. I mean I only did a handful of played out posts, unlike every other day of my fucking life. The truth is I was gambling. I was out trying to win my retirement, and it didn’t work. It turns out that 10 dollars doesn’t become 1,000,000 dollars as easy as it should, but I met a hot 95 year old killin’ her fortune so that her cocksuckin’ kids don’t get it when she dies. We hit it off, mainly because I liked her full tits, even though they were disgusting, but for some reason she didn’t appreciate me stealing her quarters, cunt. She also kept making me drink Bloody Mary’s, something I never touch, even when hungover, and now I feel like my shit will be red. Good fucking times.

Speaking of good times, here are my links…Here are my links…yes I said that twice, I am drunk.

Ryan Seacrest Got Shut the Fuck Down
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Lexie is a Real College Cutie
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The Hottest Porn Star Pics From the Awards Show
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Joanna Krupa Short Short’s on the Cover of Some Magazine or Another
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Lady Gaga Looks Like a Tranny Hooker on the Set of Her New Video
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Long Distance Relationship Losers
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Meat Heroes
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Kate J Says How Do You Do
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Steven and Stephen Fist Themselves
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Japanese Louis Armstrong
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Free Cake is Still Free Cake
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More Porn Than Ever I Know What to Do With
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Striptease of the Day
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Richard Simmons Gets His Vagina Size On
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I Don’t Know Who Christina Derosa Is, But Here She is Naked on the Set Of Her New Movie
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It’s Not a Slip of the Word ‘Cunt, But Beggars Can’t BE Choosy
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Tina Fey Looks Pretty Hot at the Golden Globes
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Megan Fox Needs to Do Us All a Favor and Take That Dress Off
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Drew Barrymore = Golden Globes FAIL
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Girls Aloud Get Their Gallery On
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Raven Riley Gets The Dishes Done
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Because That Girl Your Holding Captive May Just Escape Soon
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Worst Female Driver
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Inner Tube Terror
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Quick Change Orgasm
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The Breast Game Show EVER
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Amy Winehouse is Going to Get Taken to the Cleaners, and I Don’t Mean
She is Finally Going to Take a Fucking Bath
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Who Says Going to the Mechanic Sucks?
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Because If You Don’t Have a Girlfriend By Now, There’s Just No Hope
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THE BEST VIDEO VERSION OF I KISSED A GIRL
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Really Is Just an Old Man
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A Fine Rack is Better Than a Wine Rack if You Ask Me
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A Taco Bell Wedding
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You Won’t Believe the Update From The Virginity Auction
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Get Sex Today, Because I Know You Have Nothing Better to Do
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Kate Beckinsale is All Sorts of Golden Globe Sexy
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Jennifer and Stephanie Are in the Panties
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Build Yourself a Miniture Airplane
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Cameron Diaz May Hae Got Herself in a Whole Load of Shit
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Martha Stewart Broke Up a Lesbian Orgy in Prison
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Eva Mendes is Just Stunning
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Mr.T in Informercials is Fine By Me
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Sorry, Your Vagina is Fucked
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Nicole Kidman Has the Crasiest Camel Toe Ever
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Bride Wars is Most Probably the Worst Movie of the Year
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BONUS:
Waste Time Like You Never Have Before
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

12

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Passive Aggressive Finger of the Day

I think Lindsay Lohan is awesome, but my advice to her would be to do funnier stunts to the paparazzi to get them to fuck off…. you know scratching your chin with your sex organ if you’re in a lesbian relationship is almost annoying and childish, throwing her feces or her dog’s feces, or maybe even an old used tampon, maybe even a hot drink, red paint, a midget would be a lot better. Sure she’s got to keep up appearances to ensure a future career and she has to be a pleasure to take pictures of because it’s all part of the PR machine, but I think it’s time for her to take shit up a notch and really do some fucking damage. I want to see some broken fucking noses and shit…

Posted in:Finger|Lindsay Lohan

2009

12

Jan

Anna Faris Lookin’ Hot Smoking of the Day

For those of you who like when girl’s smoke and the whole grey skin, grey pussy, haggard face, stink, cancer, disgusting teeth and fingers that comes with it. Here’s some pics of that Anna Faris bitch smoking and lookin’ what I would consider her fucking best. I don’t even know who this bitch is, and who really cares….I know that I don’t….

Posted in:Anna Faris|Smoking

2009

12

Jan

Rihanna Wasn’t Hiding a Nose Job, She Was Hiding Herpes of the Day

I posted some pics of Rihanna covering her face the other day, I am too lazy to link it, but I figured she got a nose job and was pulling a Michael Jackson, I didn’t even think she was covering up some mouth sores, because all the bitches I know who get this shit, embrace it and accept it as an inevitable outcome of their lifestyle and work. One once asked me if a soldier was ashamed of his amputations knowing he got them fighting for the country’s freedom, apparently, that was her rationale as to why she sucked dirty dick.

So Rihanna has mouth herpes, and so do 75% of the population, maybe she shouldn’t be such a pussy about letting the world in on her dirty little past that got her to where she is today.

Posted in:Herpes|Rihanna

2009

12

Jan

Goldie Hawn in her Bathing Suit of the Day

I was walking down the street the other day and saw a mother daughter prostitute combo. They were dressed like classier whores than I was used to, but they were still whores. I could tell because they offered to suck my dick for 100 dollars, and since I’ve always wanted a double blowjob, I had no choice but to stop and inquire about the details. The mom went on about how her and her daughter are down on their luck, they both don’t have jobs and that they are trying to make ends meet. The mother got into hooking years earlier and made a decent life for herself because she really had no choice but to do the things she did. She was a little upset when she found out her 18 year old followed in her footsteps, but after accepting the way things were going to play out, and having no real hate for the profession, she figured she could maximize revenue by working together as a combo fetish deal and she figured since she made her, licking her pussy wasn’t much different than tucking her in at night and reading her a bedtime story.

They reminded me of Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson, only the mom I was talking to had a way better body than these sloppy pics of Goldie doing us a favor in a one-piece.

Posted in:Bathing|Goldie Hawn

2009

12

Jan

Nicole Kidman’s Got Cameltoe of the Day

Here’s a little Nicole Kidman cameltoe for those of you who are still curious about this red vagina, especially post Tom Cruise. I mean based on the Tom Cruise stories I’ve heard, I just always assumed she was packing a solid set of testicles, I mean it would explain why they adopted kids. I just thought she was like this doll-like soft spoken asian tranny I spent a night having drinks with because she was the closest thing I ever got to glamor. I mean, I guess these pics prove the whole reason she and Tom Cruise broke up and so did that pregnancy with her cowboy, but I am still skeptical and think this is just a good tuck job. I really don’t have much to say about this because I am sad on the inside, but at least the thought of Nicole Kidman’s lie of a pussy, makes me feel a little better about my life and that night I kissed the asian tranny because I was caught up in the moment.

Posted in:Cameltoe|Nicole Kidman

2009

12

Jan

Lady Gaga Wears her Leather Pants for Her Big Black Ass of the Day

Here’s a slut who thinks she’s an artist at what looks like an airport in a pair of those leather leggings all the sluts are wearing, only unlike the sluts I know, she’s got some serious Kim Kardashian fat booty and like all bitches with fat booty, she’s very popular in the hip hop clubs…..sure, I like a nice fat ass as much as a brother, but I have trouble seeing part her broken crack use lookin’ face to appreciate all her Italian family dinners gave her.

If you’re wondering what having a real fat ass….here’s a little glimpse…

Posted in:Ass|Lady Gaga|Pants

2009

12

Jan

Whitney Port in Her Bikini for Her Shitty Show of the Day

If you’re looking for everything fake in a person except a good set of tits, here’s Whitney Port on set, if you can really call it that, of her new reality based show “The City” that she’s filming a scene for in Miami. They are staged, they are useless, she is skinny and I’d fuck her, so I am posting it, even if it’s all fucking lies…

Posted in:Bikini|The City|Whitney Port